>>18771947 (OP) >LOOK I CALLED AJ "ALAN" I'M LE HECKIN SHOOTING NOW >proceeds to get crickets during his segments because he has 0 personality and wrestling ability
>>18771947 (OP) >how did you get this number (even though I only wrestle 3 times a year)? >also what about my wife's contract (even though she never wrestles and doesn't even talk)
>>18771985
Bro thought he was Roman Reigns while negotiating. And I bet Roman just asks for more money instead of an explanation of how they calculate a number.
>>18772020
the minumum is $350k. so despite the fact he was on tv for like 2 mins a week, never wrestled and scarlet hasn't wrestled in years he wanted them both to get paid over $350k for 2 mins of work a week
>>18771947 (OP) >the smarks and meltzer were so paranoid of getting worked they convinced themselves the talk of kross being released was part of an angle
>>18773428
and people were calling you a retard if you got "worked" by the amazing storyline where he got buried constantly and nobody gave a fuck about him
>>18773428
Will never, ever, forget the retard here who tried to tell me the entire Kross release was a big build to him being Cody's first opponent after beating Cena
>>18773479
this headcanon was about as retarded as it can be, you don't go from not even getting a whiff of the midcard title to feuding against the fotc.
>>18771947 (OP) >Literally can't get a booking cos the whole wrestling world thinks his firing is a work and are afraid to contact him cos of it
KWABOTY shit
