Thread 18776980

Tonight in MILWAUKEE.
>AJ Lee
>Styles vs Grande
>Birb vs Big Birb

>>18776980 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS AJ LEE CURRING A PROMO ABOUT GOING TO THERAPY THIS IS WORSE THAN SHAUN LOSING HIS GAY SMILE

this aj lee promo is fucking hilarious

Shawn Michaels losing his smile in the form of an ugly old tiny propane girl

This is a Sasha banks tier promo

AJ Lee sucks

OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE

Becky's theme is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Oh thank god for Becky.
I have never said that before.

AJ ALWAYS SUCKED SHE WAS MID IN THE DIVAS DIVISION

Buddy would probably be a better promo.

This is the most lynchian promo since Shane

CM PUNK MOTOR BOATED BECKY

never thought i'd say this but

thank fuck becky is coming out

Becky to the rescue

bruh this bitch is cutting an aew promo

THE MAN
HAS COME AROUND

i love this song

STANK ASS

This bitch is the next Beniot. And I say that unironically.

>she actually asked if love can bloom on the battlefield
Didn't know this bitch loved Metal Gear

I can't believe im saying this but
BECKO SAVE US

>>18777072
you have no way to know that, for all you know 99% of posters here are bots

This is fucking shite. Give me more Asuka kino quickly

Thank God for Becky Lynch. Jesus fucking Christ what the hell was that lol

Oh fucking shit

Becko emasculated punk

>Is everybody insane?
>Right after AJ talked about her mental health.
BASED BECKO

WWE is officially the Reddit promotion

THEY MAN HES CUM EROWND

this aj lee promo is awful

I like cheap heat Becky

BECKY LYNCH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME AND IT'S NOT JUST ME SAYING THAT. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SAID IT!

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SAYS IT

TRUMP SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD TO MILWAUKEE

becky is honestly fucking funny as a heel

Becky wrote a book wtf, I thought that bitch was illiterate.

A schizo and a retard, pissbreak

No way Becky mocks her mental health after she pissed off all of England by mocking Ozzy

>HELLU?
What the fuck

BASED BECKO

Sports Illustrated says she's the greatest

>>18777132
>>18777139
she's just made it worse with her disgusting voice

>I hate BLACK PEOPLE

Wow Becky too much

Becky is killing it lmao

>Becky burying therapy
KEK

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SAYS IT

She got them thangs on

>everyone makes fun of Raquel's small titties
>Nobody makes fun of Becky or AJs small titties

>fake stutter
>local town bad heat
>dressed like a retard

Becky is not her

Becky and Seth are so based

>>18777082
I don't think she's the cuck in that marriage, if you know I mean...

NUCLEAR POP FOR THE BECKSTER

Enough with the therapy

KEK wtf Becky is based now?

After that AJ Lee promo, I don't doubt that story about her almost unliving herself now. Legit reddit-tier head case

becko was always a channel changer for me but she's pretty good in this role

THERAPY! THERAPY! THERAPY!

This is incredible heel work and I can't imagine who thought it was a good idea to boohoo about therapy

THERAPY
>THERAPY
THERAPY
>THERAPY
THERAPY
>THERAPY
THERAPY
>THERAPY

Based Becks burying therapy

THERAPY RULEA

>Fuck tranny's and mental health and nigg..

BASED BECKO

This is HORRIBLE

Gen Y doesn't talk like this
This is tumblr/reddit/aew shit that late gen x popularized and blamed gen y for.
AJ read ctrl-alt-del growing up

>OH MY CRAP SHE'S SO RELATABLE
jesus fucking christ

you cant argue it

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED said it

I forgot how reddit aj lee was

Why is AJ Lee’s delivery so bad I thought you guys said she was good

Holy fuck this shit for children. Do you retards really watch this?

COME AND GET IT

>I do that, sometimes I go feral and I black out
>mustve been my tiny fists of fury
cringe

AJ is the drizzling shits on the mic. She wasn't always this bad, was she?

Behead AJ.

>>18777211
yeah i find it a bit insufferable and i'm trying to be more open to being cringe, too.

>embodiment of reddit vs unhinged potatonigger
Who thought this was a good idea?

>I slept with the belt
kek
Phil fucked her with the belt on

Birb promos are better than this.

Even with AJ Lee back Is not the same without Liv, she's missed

THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY

>>18777217
I mean she's married to Punk

Becky is the heel but is coming off as a face to 90% of the audience for dunking on this Millennial sad girl bitch

>>18777196
This shit is literally genius writing

I love Becky

Liking the in-ring debut of Thera P

>>18777177
BASED BECKO

>>18777212
>>18777213
No wonder Becky (and Seff) want it back

Becky constantly referencing newspapers that praised her is hilarious she is much better as a cartoonish villain like this than a serious one

>>18777224
very whedonesque lmao

>>18777225
Give her a break, it's been 15 years

holy fuck this sucks

average edrone fan KWAB

Based AJ working the overweight smarks

I don't even smoke no more but this shit just made me roll up [broken heart emoji]

>>18777219
she became terminally online

I legit have go away heat when they make up black eye injuries

>>18777211
isn't she supposed to be crazy

>>18777219
10 years are 10 years

I'm sorry I find this whole segment hilarious

>>18777219
She was good to jack off to and Vince knew how to use her.

>>18777225
she's probably nervous her first night back
she's not this bad but she's not great

>>18777233
This segment is making me miss her more than I already was.

The therapy chants...
Omg

>>18777252
KWAB

wrestling is for children

all this for a SNME intergender match

>>18777252
holy fuck that's Mike from Red Letter Media

I SHOOT HATE WOMEN

>jersey trashbag weirdo
kek, why is becky so funny lately

>>18777252
>drinking beer
They allow that?

>>18777270
no shit retard

At least Is better than the lyra becky segments

I could be playing the crew 2 rn instead I'm watching this shit

This AJ Lee promo is reminding me of raw circa 2012 bros… not liking it

>>18777252
kek mike

>>18777252
>rlm are e-drones
unsubscribed!

CRINGE IT DOWN

So Aj isn't /pw/

She's r/squarecircle?

>>18777275
that wasn't even funny

>>18777258
sure sounds crazy to me lol, she's trying way too hard

I guarantee that none of the people in the crowd chanting therapy actually care about mental health issues

Becky and Seth saving this segment

Who are the one who have kids? AJ?

>Muh therapy promo
I love AJ but that shit was bad

i wish pryo went off when my wife introduces me

>>18777277
calm down manbaby

They’re both in red. Communists?

This segment is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen.

SNEED IT DOWN

>>18777252
Looking good, Mike!

>>18777276
In Milwaukee they don't serve anything else.

Punk has to pretend to care about AJ Lee's Reddit takes 24/7. No wonder this nigga is cheating on her

i wasn’t watching wrestling when AJ lee was active
i thought that promo was AWFUL, was she always like that? she just came off as annoying and smug, somehow fucking becky got me rooting for her

>>18777280
sounds like you like to spend your time on shit entertainment

This shit is fucking ridiculous

>>18777286
correct this is a vaq board

i went to therapy and SHOOT changed my life (OCD)

i was going to do sex therapy for my premature ejaculation but i wasnt comfortable with it.

This has to end now...

>>18777252
Mike being based as usual

>>18777276
How do you think the crowd survive womeme segments?

>>18777284
i can't believe they support a rapist company

>Deport that reddit quirky chungus bitch Seth

Wow BASED

>>18777294
Damn anon

This feels like a fever dream

Man this is going places and this crowd is as bad as those yeeting retards, they even cheered for Lyra

>>18777298
worse, hulkamaniacs

I'm already predicting a Seff/Becky divorce angle

>>18777252
kek Based Mike loved those episodes of Star Trek trivia.

>>18777196
I'd honestly be pissed off if she did that. I'm sure all these anons would have loved to give AJ the love She needed.

women wrestling fans are fags

>>18777260
>taters
I love Tatum.

>>18777252
Very infuriating that this might be Mike's first WWE show and he had to stand there and witness a fucking THERAPY chant

FUCK YOUUUU WWE

the real match should be becky and aj vs seethe and cm phil. becky craves the physical contact, being gifted a pair of irish sunglasses is considered foreplay where she is from, but aj has probably never been corrected.

>>18777310
I have a mild OCD thing, where if one of my hands gets wet, I must wet the other one. I must. I have to.

>>18777307
I've quite enjoyed the game so I don't really care

>>18777306
she always had a cringy crazy girl gimmick she only got popular cause kelly kelly left and they had no one decent.

Is Seth wearing Becky's outfit but backwards?

>>18777316
well they did give that guy the goofballs so it fits

THIS SEGMENT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 15 MINUTES BY THE WAY

this reddit ass dialogue is so fucking cringe lmao

AJ Lee is the new Ladypool of WWE

>>18777286
This is a Raquel board friendo

AJ LEE SOUNDS MEDICATED WTF!!

this is not very good lol

>>18777309
Based latina enjoyer

AJ is so reddit it's insane

Vince would have done all this in a 2 minute pre-tape.

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S BEEN TWENTY FUKCING MINUTES

becky with the men’s heavyweight title
that’s been her goal this whole time

>no mixed tag match The Vision vs AJ Lee, AJ Styles and Dragon Lee

bummer

Jack Perry is to blame for us having to suffer through this.

AJ Lee sounds like she could snap in an instant

A.J. sounds exactly like a woman who works at my company who is notorious for not doing her job... In tone, the inflections, everything. It's all spot-on.

this is what people got hyped for????

>>18777318
KEK

AJ Lee gotta be on like 12 kinds of SSRIs everyday

>therapy
>mansplaining

>>18777309
simpfag

>thanks for mansplaining that
AHHHHHHHHH

>MANSPLAINING
Oh god she's worse than her husband

THANKS FOR MANSPLAINING SWEETIE

WRAP IT UP FOR FUCKS SAKE

The AJ experiment has officially failed

>mansplaning
wwe is dead

mansplaining AGHHH lmao i'm taking extreme psychic damage

Is AJ a heel? Asking a real question here.

>>18777307
Cmon Seth stomp her!!!!!

>mansplaining
jesus christ this is terrible

>MUH MANSPLAINING
its over.

AJ seems very annoying I wonder why Phil hasn't Benoited her yet

>>18777367
simpleton

>>18777361
They're having fun, Chud.

>Mansplaining
I hope this bitch gets KWAB'd

>ten years
in the joint made you a fucking pussy

CALL SETH A CHUD

AJ is shoot stuck in 2014

HIT HER!

Curbstomp her Seff!!

HAITCH JUST GIVE HER SCRIPTS FROM NOW ON

Jesus Christ we need Buddy back.

hahahaha edrones cheered for this return! next up is BLM chants

>mansplaining
SUFFA EPIGGIES THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

women wrestling killed wwe

>>18777356
No way is that Liv? she looks gorgeous

>mansplaining
Liberal Reddit garbage

aj lee immediately goes to the bottom of the list of womens wrestlers. holy FUCK lmao

>>18777380
Great head.

I can't believe I'm on the side of Seth and Becky Cringe....

Becky tried to touch Punks dick

Seethe should have said something along the lines of
>I'm not mansplaining you're just miss-understanding

>>18777356
AJs and Her Phenomenal Lees

you can tell creative doesn't know what the hell to write for this

>>18777398
its called 10lbs of makeup

becky 2 belts

Gay men have no problem hitting women

AJ really coming to be the Yoko of WWE

>>18777332
mine was obsessing with my breathing. id basically hyperventilate myself especially in quiet places where id hear my breathing

anyway to UN debut AJ Lee? Who got a time machine?

this has to be a rib on punk

>>18777389
not in current year, the advertisers won’t like that

How is Seff so good at this goofy shit?

seth and becky is /our/ couple, chudbros

>>18777380
Cause cray women are hot in the sack and AJ is certified

KEK, Seffetty was the best thing in this segment. Holy grim.

AT WRESTLEPALOOZA!

>mics stop working
kek

>>18777410
you can tell AJ wrote her lines and becky was seething that someone took the book from her for this segment

Seth should have pedigree’d AJ

cm punk is the new idubbbz

Goddamit AJ is reddit incarnate, i remember a time when she was part of the new era of Divas

so this is a one time thing and when this angle is done AJ is back to retiring right?

>>18777406
She trained at the Hart Dungeon

Somehow Lyra is a better promo.

>mansplaining
Ok, I'm on Seth+Becky side

All you niggas who've been hating seff, fuck off to your AJ Lee subreddit, you don't get to join the bandwagon now

>>18777398
Liv is always gorgeous.

>AT WRESTLEPALOOZA, YOU'RE DONE FOR!
do they realize how lame it sounds?

You listen to me and you listen good..

>>18777433
AJ Lee is Anisa, to a fucking T

>>18777407
I'm stealing this btw

that was not a very good segment

So this is aew now?

>>18777443
many are saying this

>>18777442
She truly is. JUSTICE FOR BIRB!

>>18777393
>>18777394
This is awful, I can't watch this. Is smackdown better? I refuse to watch gAyEW so don't even start that's 100x worse

>>18777410
apparently beko is booking it, she has booked all her stuff when gaytch has been the booker

Feel bad for Punk for marrying that thing, but at least he gets to fuck other women.

>>18777438
She's pinning Becky and getting an IC title match

>>18777348

Hnnnngggggg muh dddiiiikkkkk

>>18777457
AEW is dead so yes

So who's the opposite of AJ lees reddit le random chungus equivalent?

Punk in AEW
>getting in literal fist fights with retards in the back
Punk in WWE
>enjoys getting a push with his wife

Gee I wonder why everyone is desperate to leave the shit fed for the real fed

You WILL watch Canelo vs Crawford

>>18777454
please do

>>18777407
BASED

Im not surprised AJ is brining some reddit energy with her but jfc that was a lot

This is all so good and I don't think anyone has even wrestled yet

>>18777457
No there's still a story even if it's not a good one

>>18777433
we need sam hyde to enter the feud

They have so many kino WCW PPV names they can use but they use wrestlepalooza instead of like World War 3

mansplaining oy vey

>>18777460
smackdown has been unwatchable for the past 3 weeks sadly anon

that therapy/mansplaining segment has broken me from my programming. i am no longer an e-drone and will now pray for WWE's demise

>penta vs rusev
finally something good

>>18777446
I can't believe this cute angel spawned from the trashiest places from NJ

TUTUTUTU PAPAPA TUTUTU PAPAPA TUTUTU ZERO MIEDO

AJ Lee segments are now bathroom breaks, no exceptions. I am not listening to that woman's Reddit voice for more than a second

>>18777429
>>18777461
You fags now believe that becky is the one trying to bury lyra on RAW?

This RAW was specifically made to punish me for something..

>>18777467
Nia Jax

>>18777488
no, you will stay and you WILL be lectured chud

>>18777482
Holy fuck, do I just stick to old TNA replays and older WWE matches for nostslgia?

This match never happened in AEW

>JOBBER
>MIEDO

the vision: seth, becky, breakker and bronson
the resistance: cm punk, aj lee, ciampa and gargano

ZEROOOOOOOOO

>>18777492
no, lyra buried herself. but becky is still booking the raw women’s undercard.

>>18777483
based and same

ZERO
VICTORYIO

>>18777474
She piled later after later after later of tenacious irony and it sort of tricked me for a bit until I realized what she was doing

>>18777483
If this was all it took you must’ve not been watching in the 10s

So far a bunch of segments, 2 good matches and we have 3 matches left? when did Raw became so good?

not gonna lie, the "mansplaining" thing made me laugh. HHH sings up to trump and let liberal clowns be the face of WWE

>>18777467
serena deeb?

>>18777511
>>18777511
>>18777511
>>18777511
>>18777511

>>18777500
watch stardom or any other joshi promotion

>>18777505
KWAMB (Kek What A Mexican Bitch)

It took one AJ promo for /pw/ to support Seff again

That last segment took me out of Raw a bit.

>>18777468
>the little finger walking
pops me every time geg

>>18777505
kek

>>18777508
then send her back to NXT to stay with Tatum, she is on raw because of becky one upping shawn

>>18777480
ECW PPV names are all childish.

>>18777524
Not into womeme's wrestling especially considering they're mainly coalburners

>>18777534
>>18777534
>>18777534
Next thread

New thread
>>18777511
>>18777511
>>18777511

>>18777492
where did I say beko books the show, beko books her own stuff, gaytch is on record after Survivor Series '22 saying she came up with the finish, which the ending was her hitting a move and winning. her return was also supposed to happen in january and she didn't like the plan and then pitched returning at WM which made them change plans that had been set

>>18777501
Rusev wasn't in aew.

Mods need to add trans flags to users so we can know who is trying to thread split

The AJ hate is a little overblown. What did you expect from her first promo back in years? Clearly creative is on vacation along with Cole, and Hunter just had them sell this PLE match without a script. They're using her return virality to do the heavy lifting.

Great. Bayley comes back as a le epic psychopath.

How are we hearing the Bayley voices? Is she recording them in kayfabe for us?

>>18777657
we recorded them in my bedroom