All of you made fun of Rocky for nothing, apologize.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:50:45 PM
No.18782066
>>18786391
>>18782060 (OP)
>lizard music
why are they doing a sabrina carpenter biopic already?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:53:55 PM
No.18782088
>>18782104
>>18782938
>>18782060 (OP)
>The role of "Chicken Man" in upcoming movie "Lizard Music"
Did A.I. already take over Hollywood?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:54:37 PM
No.18782095
>>18782060 (OP)
>*plays a black man that is always carrying a chicken*
Oscar number 2 for the Dwaynester!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:56:14 PM
No.18782104
>>18782088
It’s a book you uneducated amerifat.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:56:51 PM
No.18782106
I'M THE CHICKENMAN AND I'M COMING TO GET YOU
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:57:14 PM
No.18782108
>>18782139
>>18782592
>: An eleven-year-old boy left alone while his parents vacation stumbles upon a surreal late-night TV broadcast of lizard musicians, leading him into a strange adventure through Chicago’s hidden corners where he runs into a bizarre guy known as The Chicken Man.
Sounds pretty fucking gay. Is dwayne playing the role of a child molester???
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 7:58:36 PM
No.18782115
>>18782060 (OP)
No. He lost that by going off the steroids and hgh he claimed he'd never used.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:06:01 PM
No.18782447
>>18782060 (OP)
Kek he looks like the fucked up thing in Alien Romulus
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:19:23 PM
No.18782488
>>18782505
why are they making guys tuck in their shirts like dorks now? I'm nooooticing!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:24:22 PM
No.18782505
>>18782488
They're coping me because I'm based and effay.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:42:01 PM
No.18782579
>>18782830
>>18782060 (OP)
>lizard music
jokes aside that was one of my favorite books and authors when I was little
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:46:10 PM
No.18782606
>>18782613
>>18782139
How do you fellow unhung men cope?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:48:02 PM
No.18782613
>>18782606
Women like it, because it makes me a gentle rapist.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:01 PM
No.18782830
>>18782579
It’s based but I imagine a film version will be shit.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:36:45 PM
No.18782891
>>18783569
>>18782060 (OP)
was pissing all over hogwheels worth it?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:39:15 PM
No.18782909
>>18783005
Can't wait to see John Cena's uncanny skinny Hollywood child molester look in a few years time.
>>18782088
Did you watch Happy Gilmore 2? That whole script was basically AI.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:54:24 PM
No.18782991
>>18782060 (OP)
Rock is in his Emma Stone phase of doing weird artsy shit to try and get awards from the Hollywood pedos.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:56:30 PM
No.18783002
>>18782938
No but I got the Subway meal deal promoting it. I really enjoy Subway.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:46:59 AM
No.18783569
>>18785612
>>18782891
Yes. And I'd do it again.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:03:03 AM
No.18785836
>>18786570
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:06:02 AM
No.18785845
Is he getting ready to debut on aew?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:06:27 AM
No.18785848
>>18782060 (OP)
>Chicken Man
Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:10:47 AM
No.18785876
>>18782938
If you grew up with the original at the time of releases you would have loved happy 2. It was just pure fan service the entire time and it was amazing
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:41:42 AM
No.18785999
IF YOU SMEEEEEEELLELELELELELELELEELELLLL
WHAT THE COCK
IS CLUCKING
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:43:17 AM
No.18786004
>>18782060 (OP)
That's Cope , Zesty Dwayne is pozzed
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:44:17 AM
No.18786006
>>18782060 (OP)
Looks like Al Roker after he had that stomach staple
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:26:23 AM
No.18786570
>>18785836
This would have been kino
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:28:56 AM
No.18786579
>>18786391
Looking into those eyes as you pump her full.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:27:23 AM
No.18786713
Looking similar to batista
