Thread 18785812

DAILY BIRB EDITION!!!

/ourbirb/ finished her story by successfully completing a dap up and has also once again delivered an instant classic against Raquel on RAW! The crowd was fully behind Lyra and more than impressed by her amazing core strength. Kek, what a strong birb! In other news, it seems as though Bayley intends to "make things right" with Lyra. We shall see what that means! We also are pleased to announce that /birb/ has a breaking story to share! It seems as though not only we, but also our resident megastar LA Knight ship Tyra! We've recently learned that his finisher, the "BFT", is actually a tribute to his favorite couple and really stands for "Built For Tatum"! More news to come as the situation develops.

(Props to the anon who made the OP image!)

Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will experience a severe voice crack in front of their crush. Uh oh! How embarrassing!

Previous: >>18767336

Lyra vs. Raquel highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnDqwiyJdW8
SUMMERSLAM HIGHLIGHTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhqfRj33LE
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t


Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/

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Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

luv Lyra
luv Tatum
luv Becky
luv Bayley
luv Asuka
luv Kairi
luv Sol Ruca
luv Blake Monroe
luv Stephanie Vaquer
luv Tiffy
luv Liv
luv Rhea
luv Giulia
luv Chelsea
luv Roxy
luv Raquel
luv Natalya
luv Alexa
luv Charlotte
luv Zelina
luv Maxxine
luv Ivy
luv IYO
luv AJ
I LOVE WOMEN'S WRESTLING!

>>18785812 (OP)
>It seems as though not only we, but also our resident megastar LA Knight ship Tyra!
Top KEK!

>>18785847
Based AF.

>After celebrating Tatum's victory tonight, Lyra carries a sleeping Tatum in her arms to their bed
Sweet dreams to both of them!

KWACD (KEK WHAT A CUTE DORK)!

>Her wish came true
Birb is a lucky girl.

>>18785812 (OP)
freaking luv this birb

>>18786055
Good things come to those who wait!

>>18785812 (OP)
This is the creepiest parasocial shit I've maybe ever seen on this site. Like worse than the joshi fans

>>18786097
are you proof reading your own posts again?

>>18786363
ew, gross

>>18786363
Mwah!

>>18786097
It's even weirder when you realize it's all one guy talking to himself. I sincerely hope the birb gets cancer and dies so can rid /pw/ of this plague.

Wow, someone's in a sour mode tonight.

Shhh... Dove and Tater are trying to sleep. If you want to say something, don't be a dumbass. Always positive.

>>18786642
This.

>>18786642
sleep well birb

so Raquel is totally going to interfere in the match against Roxy next week, right?

>>18786499
>we

>>18785968
cute couple!

Built by taters, for Taters

Lyra is begging fat women to get in shape.

five days until birb loses to aj’s favorite daughter

>>18788486
Good

>>18787191
BRAT.

>>18787750
I think so. Raquel will probably cause at least a small distraction to mess with /ourbirb/.

Lyra.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18785812 (OP)
Top tier image

>Bayley has gone insane
Watch your back, Birb!

>>18789239
What?

>>18789874
I can't believe Lyra is posting in this thread!

>>18789932
Wow, so we have both Tatum and Lyra in these threads. No wonder we've been seeing more Tyra lately.

she should make a gimmick out of this

>>18790122
You just know.

>>18790157
Absolutely!

>>18790351
there has to be even more

Birbbros, I'm seriously thinking about training to become a professional wrestler. No kidding.

>>18791445
Lyra was the quiet girl in the back of the class, but she loved wrestling and she followed her dream, and look at her now! That can be you if you train hard and have a good attitude.

>>18791445
Believe in yourself and start training to at least see if it's something you can do. What would you want your gimmick to be?

>>18791466
You're right. Lyra's story has really motivated me with this idea, and I think life is too short to not to chase my dream.
>>18791744
I will. My gimmick would be my personality turned up to 11, a kind of ninja warrior with a look inspired by Hayabusa and Strider Hiryu. In other words, I'd go for a mysterious, somewhat quieter gimmick, since I'm an introvert.

>>18791892
>Strider Hiryu
dimes?

>>18792194
KEK. Maybe?

[Breaking News] Lyra has met up with her idol

>>18792411
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

>>18792411
The story is finished.

where tf is the pic taken though?

>>18793020
very pretty

what's your favorite birb match?

REMINDER:

>>18793740
>birb being lewded in the 'log again

>>18793447
probably vs. Becky at Backlash

>>18792411
basedola

>>18793447
Any match I've been involved in.
t. Tatum

>>18793776
>Imagine the fucking smell.....
Why are they like this?

Birb.

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18793841
that's a good one for sure

BUILT FOR TATUM.

>>18793195
Many are saying this!

>>18795232
LA Knight is saying this.

>>18786045
>still gets the timing for the thumbs up wrong
adorable

I have been at Disney World all week and haven't been trying to keep up with wrestling, but I'm excited to catch up on WWE when I get back, because supposedly Lyra's match was really great.

>>18796128
Hope you're having fun at Disney! I'm sure you'll like the match

board moving fast today

>>18796128
You're gonna love the turnbuckle spot!

>>18796725
must have been dynamite ratings

I really wanna see a Asuka vs. Lyra match one day and not just a quick one, but a genuine back and forth where they both get to shine. Who else on the main roster should she face?

Lyra

>>18798352
Bianca

>>18798352
She needs to get her win back over Nia!

>>18799043
Based
>>18799079
Tbh I want her to stay far, far away from Nia. I still haven't forgotten how she threw Kairi around without care.

>>18799871
Kek

>>18798352
Her idol, AJ Lee.
>>18799871
Schizo Birb.
>>18800469
Birb is a great seller (RIP neck)!

Who's watching the special announcement?

will Birb get a kino fit for the Saudi shows?

>>18800979
Man this shit sucks, all the women are gonna have to wear dimeless gear now

do you think Bayley will show up during Birb's match next Raw?

Daily reminder that lyra lost, got buried, has no title and smells like piss

>>18802306
Why do you smell your piss?

>>18802334
gottem

>>18800979
Lyra is gonna go full Birb.

>Lyra and Tatum reunite in backstage
>Crowd goes ballistic
>Lyra and Tatum start making out
>Monster POP
>Lyra and Tatum go to a nearby room and close the door
>"HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!"
>Wet PLAP noises, moans, and table shaking can be heard inside the room
>POP so loud that it ruptures Myles Borne's eardrums
>"Book, this might be one of the greatest moments in WWE history!"
>"AW, YES MAN! SHUCKY DUCKY PLAP PLAP!"

>>18804766
You just know Booker would be gooning to this at home.

>>18806343
And me too.

Has Lyra ever fought Lola

>>18806804
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyL9c98pUuk
Found this one from a year ago on YouTube. It's from a Spanish channel though

>>18785812 (OP)
Birb?

>>18807177
Birb!

>>18806862
Based

Lyra.

she strong

>>18808384
I bet Tatum used multiple accounts to tell Lyra to stay away from them.

>>18809269
Smart.

>>18808084
What about her?

>>18809646
is cute

Lyra is for..

>>18811575
..Tatum's pleasure.

>>18812911
Kek

>>18813708
This is what I don't understand about AI. The real thing already exists, and no talent went into it's creation. What purpose does this serve?

>I see Lyra's latest reel on IG
Um, bros, I'm starting to think Lyra and Tatum might not actually be dating...

>>18813770
What did she post?

>>18813776
>What did she post?
Pic related.
Poor Tater, I feel sorry for her. :'(

>>18813803
Needs her hair down forever.

>>18813809
Absolutely.

>>18813803
It might be an open relationship type of thing. LJ gets to sit on the hotel chair while he watches Taterbull have her way with Lyra.

>>18813821
Keep that cuck shit to yourself.

Holy fug board moving fast

Why come birb refuses to show her talons?

Fake fanbase, thread is completely 1:1 ripped off from a joshi thread
Embarrassing, and you wonder why she's not getting over

Birbbros, I'm seriously thinking about training to become a professional wrestler. No kidding. My gimmick would be my personality turned up to 11, a kind of "ninja warrior" with a look inspired by Hayabusa and Strider Hiryu. In other words, I'd go for a mysterious, somewhat quieter gimmick, since I'm an introvert.

>>18814260
Why did you post your selfie?

Aoife.

>>18785812 (OP)
birb lovers unite!

>>18814495
Based

>>18814260
You're the fat MF though.

More birb tomorrow :)

If I was Lyra I would simply eat Roxanne’s butt.

>>18816108
We'll have to watch if Lyra accidentally "bumps" into Roxy's plumb rear tomorrow.

>>18817128
Oh face Roxanne.

>>18815129
Birb looks like a different person in that photo.
>>18817715
Birb bump.

>>18814372
>Dove and Tater after their argument

>>18817986
Possessed

lewd Lyra hours

>>18818659
wow

>>18818659
She's not like that. Please, don't do it again.

>>18817128
This smile is the smile of a woman who comes home to her hot goth BPD waifu Tatum Paxley. She knows she's screwed but the sex makes up for it.

why ya slidin?

>>18819934
who me? I was trying to get the double kill on you shitters after putting down the tonezone. next time eh?

Lyra will lose tonight

>>18819934
Based thread saver

How would Lyra have done in the attitude era or during the ruthless aggression era?

>>18821061
Impossible to say desu. She wouldn't use sex appeal to get over, her in ring time would be reduced to nearly nothing and the people would care less about women's wrestling in general

Well, at least Darkstar admitted to being the one that tried to slide this past while. Just know that while you stay up late into the night to try and slide it only takes one bump or 2 seconds to make a new thread for hours of work to go to waste :)