Thread 18791479

It's The Final Dynamite Of The 2300 Arena Residency!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Bryan Danielson will be joining the AEW commentary team!
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander in a Grudge Match
>AEW Women's World Champion Timeless Toni Storm vs. Skye Blue in a Philly Street Fight
>TBS Champion The CEO Mercedes Mone & Emi Sakura vs. Riho & Alex Windsor
>Shelton Benjamin vs. Ricochet
>And More!

** 10 Days Out From AEW All Out **

Nigger

LET'S GO TONI

Why is this company pushing Hook so hard?

What is this shit gimmick Hook is doing

Hook is turning Heel? Or maybe not, dude.

>>18791497
he's a handsome devil, but maybe he isn't. Also he could just be a psychic vision projected on us by Taz and we're the only ones that can see him

>>18791497
>Maybe.....maybe not
Schrödinger's Gimmick?

How's the show so far, trannies? I'm getting the impression it's been less than great

>Maybe my gimmick is you give me that championship belt.
>Or maybe not

>>18791496
schizo taz posting was probably the peak of /pw/

>>18791514

Best Dynamite since last Wednesday.

>>18791514
better than last week, not better than 2 weeks ago.

TONI :D

>>18791494
The answer is in the post below yours.

ASS BROS ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KINO CAMERA SHOTS?

holy based toni

>Tony didn’t pay for Enter Sandman
What the fuck

>>18791545
It's won't reach this peak though.

Skye Blue needs to be on weekly and be wearing less clothing.

THIS
IS
THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAN

Skye is dressed like a juggalo

this is the match

Why is Toni the Joker dressed as a Nurse playing Sandman?

>>18791554
I retract my statement...

SKYE IS A FUCKING SICKO

>>18791562
I'd like to jug her lo's

STAPLE ASS JONES OVA HERE

Not in the cooch

RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

whats the story for them having a hardcore match?

I’d kill for Skyes boyfriend vs Buddy.

okay that was pretty rad

STAPLE TO THE PUSSY

never forget we got Singapore cane matches because that kid stole a bunch of road signs and cars while being a shit at an international school

>>18791575
Living the dream

Fuck, let's give Skye a wedgie with thumbtacks in her tights.

>>18791576
madness been attacking her the last 2 weeks.

My 4.5 incher will not recover from this match.

>>18791583
Heyman was a hell of a booker

it's not a pudding match but it's still pretty good

>>18791576
It was mentioned right before the match started

this might be the hottest skye's ever looked

>>18791575
Juice and Toni broke up. We all have a chance now bros

Is there a reason Toni is wearing a jumpsuit?

>>18791575
They broke up already. Literally everyone in this thread has a shot at her now.

>>18791576
Triangle attacked her on collision

bryan exposing the business day one smdh

They really just stapled a woman’s pussy shut on the most socially progressive wrestling programme.

For how how bad Skye Blue is in the ring she makes up for it when she does these kinds of matches. She’s willing to put that tight little body on the line and does it well.

>guy in the tank top struggling to keep his eyes up and not look down

me three bro

>>18791606
and it wasn't a pink stapler but a color neutral one, thats progress brother

camera men on point with the ass shots tonight. TK give them raises.

CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE

>>18791490
Nigger

I could have been in the crowd underneath those 2 pawgs. I'll never forgive myself.

Lmao this is a real sicko match

fucking based Toni

>>18791600
No they didn’t lol

I AM THE TABLE

Based Excalibur

>>18791621
skye isnt white.

>you will never sit front row with Skye Blues ass right in your face

Why fucking live?

>mousetrap spot
Holy shit whoever takes the spot is gonna be a legend

I AM THE TABLE

>mouse trap table slam into Skye's crotch

TONI YOU GENIUS

Excalibur can have little a cheese
as a treat

>face to the cooch
That was a nice accidental recovery from not breaking the table

Skye Blue is such a yummy-looking slut

>>18791638
toni is so good

Nice

this match sucks

Was that not the best table spot?

>>18791626
Renee literally interviewed Juice when he returned recently and it was brought up.

>>18791644
GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I can't wait for Corny to review this match

c’mon Roxanne!

ELECTRIC SPANKINGS

this match is a gold mine for sky bent over pics

Bah gawd she ate cheese and everyone knows Toni Storm is lacrose intolerant

Skye looks way hotter for some reason.

>>18791644
These are Dark type shots in this match

Why aren't they wrestling in pudding?

>>18791644
Based webm bros working fast. Great camera work by the production crew.

MADE
FOR
IT
THE MATCH

>>18791644
based webm bro

>>18791659
Because this is a progressive company. Do better.

I AM THE SIGN

Toni may have got the pin, but Skye Blues ass won the match

C'mon Yuta! Run out and save your crush!

>>18791644
my dick feels like it’s been in a mouse trap after watching this match

WRATHLANDER

damn all these bitches lookin fine tonight

Julia a cute!

For my /pw/ bros

TOXIC SPIDER BROS WW@

DENIM SHORTS HAYTER IS BACK

>luv julia
>luv jamie
>everyone else
simple as

Guys, Thekla might be too much woman for me

That crab walk into a spear feels like the easiest thing to counter with a punt

sex with thekla

>>18791676
what program are you using to make these so quick

Tony khan really just books the same segment for the women every week

Jaymie looking like a dish in dem Daisy dukes

>>18791684
who is this

Someone needs to tell Thekla the spider crawl shit is not it and looks dumb in spots like that

>>18791682
BASED

>Willow
>Renee
Who has meatier arms?

>>18791702
Uh the Toxic Spider?

SEND FOR THE MAN

I would fall under Bard Hayter's spells

Triangle of Madness theme sounds like a good ripoff of Marilyn Manson
>>18791680
Agreed

>>18791711
sorry i'm retarded

You guys think Harley Cameron fucks fans?

GYATT ON YOUR FACE

>draw a cat on your face

Harley low key saying it's time to let her sit on her face

>>18791697
No, it's the same with the men too, you're just not paying attention to them in the same way, because you're one of those weird women's wrestling loser

>>18791682
based

Bro a spear and a back bridge is not the move for that spot. Toni had to just wobble back and forth and wait for Thekla to taunt and do the move like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

>Cat on your face
What did they mean by this?

It's crazy how boring the Opps are
Less than the sum of their parts

>>18791682
enhance zoom in and then enhance some more

skye blue has got to be one of the most pornographic things on weekly television

Haven’t we had this same main event 3 weeks in a row

Did Harley go to the same orthodontist as Roman Reigns for those pearly white veneers?

Harley is so freakin talented

>>18791735
Especially in the bedroom

as i'm watchin this ep, I realize there are so many others like me who have grown tired of aew, and stepped away because of predictable quality.

this will score record low ratings

I’d kill for a Buddy Harley Kyle team up.

>>18791730
Yjk had she actually gone into legit porn she'd be one of the biggest starlets today

>>18791739
Okay how you know?

>>18791748
Fletcher has to fight this every night

MJF becoming a collider

>>18791743
No one asked you faggot

>ANOTHER TOURNAMENT
lol ok

LIGHT THE FUSE

How do we feel about our Talent Name around here?

kek

GAS THE JEWS

>the old Dynamite music

I kek’d

why the fuck cant we just get okada vs takeshita one on one wtf

KINO

damn so Mox has been living in that Public Storage across the street for the last month?

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

WHERE IS HE

>>18791770
Bruh dis nigga's name be Ronjon

>>18791765
meh. barely a tourney. just qualifying matches to decide a 3 way

MARINA PLEASE STOMP MY TESTICLES

>>18791779
>>18791783
Roddy please, some composure

Young Bucks should come out to the waiting music AEW Dark had before it hit the countdown

>>18791780
stuck in customs because he's in full gear and dripping wet

>>18791780
Buying more tights.

>>18791780
injured

basedido

>>18791778
afraid so

I like trios titles, they look like the old school WCW tag belts

>>18791780
hanging out with his bud Sami Zayn

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>18791780
Me when the Young Bucks come out to stupid shit every week

>>18791771
i concur

Bandido runs circles around every single Lucha in WWE/AAA

I’m gonna give my cat the Yutah haircut

>>18791796
I would put Anna over cleanly

>>18791809
He's going to fall in love with a bigger female cat

>>18791810
basado

>>18791808
No lies detected. Lucha in AEW in general leagues ahead of WWE. Tony lets them wrestle lucha libre style instead of kneecapping them.

What are the odds of Garcia or Hook joining Death Riders?

can we get one last serious Shibata title run?

Former EVPs bros...

I bet old Shibata had legit hate for Yuta as an Okinawa base kid. New Shibata post-brain injury probably thinks he's all right but still has an uncontrollable urge to kill him and read Yukio Mishima poetry

>>18791822
Hook? Low. Garcia? A lot higher.

>>18791833
I was told his brain might fly out at any point

gonna give my pubes the yuta haircut

>>18791822
Statlander has better chances than Hook. I give Garcia a 65% chance before the end of the year

>>18791822
Garcia's probably high but Death Riders have to rebrand into something else. Like maybe they keep punking him out and he winds up getting into it like Yuta did. And then he murks Yuta because he says that's where he peaked and he'll go further or some shit.

Did that Bandito move slightly postpone a commercial break?

>>18791822
Garcia needs the Riders more than Hook.

>>18791845
>it turns out this whole time mox has been planning a giga stable to save aew from don callis

>>18791844
They're going to be attracted to fat cooch

>>18791854
Probably. It's cool that they can do it though.

They should’ve made the house of black a big villain stable instead of….wheeler yuta and Daniel Garcia.

>>18791862
I'm gonna say it... Aleister ain't shit.

>>18791862
Buddy would have made a great leader

How do I achieve the Moxley physique?

>>18791871
Stop eating pizza for breakfast.

Hobbs hates Mox cause of that one time he got injured fighting him

>Hobbs takes the straps down and Marina immediately gets into the ring andtries to fuck him

Not surprised

Get these faggy tweets off the screen jesus christ.

Why are the AEW fans yeeting and doing the bron bark?

Imagine being trapped under Brody for a pin

HOLY FUCK CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI EXPOSED AS A WEAK PUSSY WHO CAN'T SWING BRODY

>>18791879
They're saying beef and Brody was barking on national tv before Bron

>>18791877
They should be showing Dynamite general posts instead

KWAB Claudio

Based Bucks winning that easy money

BASED BUCKS

500k!

>Bucks win the money
>"RONJON WE'RE BACK"

Claudio exposed himself tonight

The only 500k this show is seeing

>>18791894
>They lose it in a week

>>18791886
Sky Blue's ass looking KINO tonight!! #AEWDynamite

>>18791886
>GAS THE J*&#$

kek Darby getting some good strikes on Mox's eyes

Darby running with the LED boards showing crows was kinda cool

Did Moxley and Shibata even get tagged into this match? Felt like the entire match was Brodido vs the Bucks

How do we feel about Creeps and Liars?

Oh fuck this, I quit.

DANNY YOU SON OF A BITCH

>a daniel garcia heel turn
Fuck this gay ass fed

>>18791897
>Door Dash Morton's
>Order Ubers
>Sit in Business Class

yeah that 500k is gone

Ok I actually popped for that

Pretty tepid response for lil nigga

Bah Gawd!!

>>18791903
he already said he's gonna be fired if he interferes

Darby's coat going over

IT WAS ME AUSTIN

>>18791842
CALLED IT, GOING HEEL MIGHT SAVE HIS CAREER

why is garcia still employed

BUT WHOS SIDE IS GARCIA ON??????

These announcers fucking suck

>>18791916
Don't forget how much they'll spend on pyro for one match

>completely misses the chair
GEEK

>Misses the chair
Kek

oof

Fuck me Darby that's a helluva face bump

This orange skinned lady on the hard cam is making me feel uncomfortable

THIS RETARD MISSED THE CHAIR ON HIS BIG HEEL TURN. RELEASE HIM.

He missed the fucking chair

Kek Mox said try again you silly bitch

>smiling Shafir
My week is complete

Marina's green Levi's ass can get it

>>18791937
shutu p bitchtits

Based Mox making him do it again

Marina looking fine as fuck tonight

Oh god this is gonna be AEWS Dom and Marina is gonna be Rhea lmao

>announcers don't give a fuck
>crowd heat is just playing along with no emotion
>darby has no friends to help
>misses the first stomp
DOA

>>18791945
Mox is a real pro

>>18791944
Nigga there’s no way you’re actually defending this one. He blew his own heel turn.

AEW needs a new commentary team unironically. someone like walker stewart would've sold that ten times better.

The only thing that entertained me tonight was the women's street fight.

>>18791959
he did it again and then went schizo

If Danny can't get any heat off this he's gotta go. Missing that chair shot alone was fucking terrible...glad it wasn't hook though.

>>18791937
>>18791939
I though it was on purpose as a double-cross angle and he was going to make it a 3-way with Mox/Darby but NOPE. Just a botch,

that was a 400k worthy dynamite

Decent Dynamite. Toni vs Skye was definitely the highlight of the night. See you sicko mother fuckers on saturday

>>18791960
Yeah, commentary wasn't the worst thing ever during that segment but when you want to hook people you have to make every second count and they didn't

>>18791971
see you fellow sicko

>>18791977
they also no sold the gabe/darby shit the other week. they just sound old and have that JR "well this doesn't make sense" vibe

I will never believe the propaganda that Daniel Garcia is good

>>18791964
Shame