Thread 18801433

Brock Lesnar is scheduled to appear (card subject to change as per World Famous Journalist, Mr.Dave Meltzer)
Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton
WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Jade Cargill
Sami Zayn will hold a United States Championship Open Challenge

>>18801433 (OP)
Probably a good time to quit WWE. All storylines are non-canon until after SaudiMania where everyone will be in their mid 40s here.

Time to get a hobby

>Smackdown starts
>A loud chorus of boos rain as in response to having Wrestlemania in Saudi Arabia

>>18801458
>Time to get a hobby
nigga I told myself that ten years ago. then /asp/ became the only good board on this shithole site. now i'm stuck with you losers. the ride never truely ends

>>18801461
nobody but obese subhuman smarks care and those are now only living in aew land

>>18801474
nah wrestlemania is the normie event, i bet people will actually be upset about this

I sworn that I saw an image earlier this week that said Cody was back to make an appearance on Smackdown

>>18801433 (OP)
>Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton
For real? Like a proper match? I might need to tune in for this

saudi is spending 250m on wrestlemania, vegas last year spent 16m a night. there is just nothing we can do anymore

>>18801433 (OP)
>Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Jade Cargill
This again?

I'm waiting for my plane in the Dallas airport, hopefully I can watch Smackdown

>>18801433 (OP)
We had a good run, TIFFchads...

>>18801583
Tiffany Stratton has been the most no-nothing champion since winning the belt. Lyra's as IC champion felt bigger and had more memorable moments. Even Iyo's poorly booked recent World Championship reign was better.

Tiffany has not been impressive at all since being called up.

today?

>>18801642
>Tiffany Stratton has been the most no-nothing champion since winning the belt
They don't have a big enough female roster, besides the Champions, all they have is Cargill & Michin. The top heel is technically Chelsea and her group but instead of building her up they just feed the entire Hervice to CharBliss.

FUCK
just got radicalized

>>18801433 (OP)
Tuning in for Brock and Drew. Everyone else is mid. When I look at the roster I can't believe how dimeless it is. The writing is lazy and bad.

Amazon position with Jade.

I’ll tune in for Buddy.

enjoyable card on the surface

>>18802238
need to bleach those ovaries

>>18801433 (OP)
Damn no one cares kek

Nash status?

>>18801642
Tiffy's been great not her fault they hardly ever let her wrestle

Big wrestling tonight with this then AAA. I wonder why AEW doesn’t run a show right after Smackdown?

oh God, more zami zayn. pleas no more...its so bad

I was gonna say brock should answer the open challenge but then i remember he refuses to wrestle on tv

would you bring a sign to a show?

>>18802548
I'm gonna to Raw this Monday. I'm thinking about it. But i don't want to carry it around and shit.

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slopdown starting

tuning in for the AAA pre-show

Randy even walks slow as fuck backstage

VIC BROS, WE UP

OH SHIT IT IS VIC

who the fuck is talking? that's not michael cole

Vic Josephbros we fucking won

erm did jade get a bigger pop than tiffany there

VIC AND BOOK

VIC AND BOOK WTF

Damn. NXT Takeover Smackdown.

NXT on a damn friday

NXT KINO COMMENTARY ON SMACKDOWN

>Booker and Vic
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>Vic and Book
I like this

Why is the local negro and the white boi on commentary

They put Drew in a khaki cargo shorts suit what the fuck man

VIC AND BOOK BROS
LET'S FUCKING GO
NXT GODS
WE ARE SO UP

BASED

HOLY SHIT BOOK

NXTChads WWA?

BOOKA!!

>Booker
>Vic

Bro commentary is gonna be unhinged tonight

I've been skipping nxt recently, so it's nice to here them again.

all you main roster guys need to know is vic and booker always seem like they are 1 second away from killing each other

OH YEAH MAN

Smackdown live y'all

and Booker pissed yall

vic joseph should be one of the main roster commentators, he is so good. he's WAY better than cole. and you gotta bring book with him ya just gotta. a vic/wade/booker 3 man bench would be insanely kino.

GOONER T COMMENTARY ON MAIN

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>>18802632
This unironically is the best part of the show unless Brock does something worthwhile.

>Completely honoring the Sami boos
I hope they boo louder tonight

BORK
BORK LAZER

Based Brock

Graves and Tess are in Vegas. Wade is on holiday. I doubt this is permanent unfortunately.

>lesnar is first
okay then so this is a ten minute episode

>vic and booker
>brock opening the show
>tiffy vs jade
>randy vs orton
this show.. its gonna be a good one

MONSTER POO for brock

ULTRA GIGA EARTH SHATTERING POP HOLY SHIT

Nice gay lil hat

Cheers to a great smaxkdown!!

THE PISS INCARNATE

Brock is gonna talk...

>brock's cutting a promo
will his voice crack again?

HERE COMES THE PAIN, COLE!

>>18802659
they are also 1 second from fuckin' and suckin' each other. enemies to lovers

>bork without heyman
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bork

>>18802682
is graves doing the boxing commentary ?

bruh wrestlepalooza already next week

why is sami getting booed now?

>>18802701
heyman sucks, brock carried him

Brocks face looks weird

Megamuscle Brock

>calls himself a white gorilla
>Booker be like 'yeah bro them gorillas be eating meat'

Can booker be shot

>>18801642
tiffany is and remains massively over, which is the most important part, and all the problems of her reign have been because of netflix taking all the top women's talent and leaving smackdown with nothing.
no, lyra having ice cold bangeroonis and 20 minute becky segments has not been better than tiffany's reign. no, iyo being off television for several months was not better than tiffany's reign.

>>18802685
>Randy vs Orton

Ew. May WWE die

Die


Die


Fucking die

Reminder that Brook raped Janel

JUST MEAAAAAAAAAT

WHY ARE THEY POPPING SO HARD I THOUGHT WE ALREADY GOT BROCK CANCELLED SISTERS WHAT DO WE NOW??????

>Booker T on Smackdown
OH YEAH MAN!

>>18802707
people just realized how much they dislike him

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>>18802707
he’s an annoying faggot

bring the PISS

>>18802712
Hasn't had his daily glass of Sable piss yet.

>>18802703
triple AAA

>Massive "You suck" chants
JANELCHADS.
WE WON.

No chants for Janel?

>>18802718
She's not a real person

>entrance farming

This shit sucks

Is Truth going to pop Lesnar again?

TRUTH DON'T

I thought Truth dropped this gimmick? when he returned back to R-Truth?

>JANEL GRANT
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP*

Oh no they getting uppitty

>>18802707
the monster push he receives

BASED TRUTH SAVING US FROM ANOTHER SHIT BROCK PROMO

kino

>Troof
oh yeah, a schizo episode

bork is not happy about this

>>18802731
oh shit, forgot
is that on after smackdown?

Cena is jobbing to Brock again

>>18802743
For the build up to Saudimania, we're getting the BEST version of our people

Lmao, this isnt gonna end well

Ugh we got the tranny commentators for tonight
R-Truth is gonna come out btw

the girl trying to sing along is super cute

Based Truth Killings

Truth and Brock
Based

>Until their necks get soft
Just days after Charlie Kirk...read the room, Truth.

I was almost interested to see truth confront brock but i forgot he is a retard again

I hear #wewantbuddy chants!

Speaking of chants, those #wewantkross chants died out quickly!

>>18802743
When Cena turned face.
hunter had zero plans for Ron killings

Are they really going to have Brock grape another black guy? Is that his bit now

bork looking beast mode
anyone remember those pics from a few months ago where he looked smallish?

>>18802743
when cena turned face

Remember when he was Ron Killings for like one week?

>>18802754
Yeah right after

>>18802707
The haters can't handle his dance skillz

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
Holy fuck talk about ruining another male hobby

kek based brock fuck r-truth

>I'ma tell you what's up
I always pop for that

>>18802775
there have still been signs that ron is in there. i think they're doing like a two face thing where he's mostly truth but ron will come out in times of extreme emotion or something.

>>18802776
thanks

brocks minnesota accent is so funny

I'm genuinely shocked they haven't done a Charlie Kirk tribute yet

Fun fact: Brock has never had a match on USA

Why does Brock sound like Mike Tyson with a country accent?

>>18802785
>>18802791

Based segment.

forced funny

>>18802785
why did brock move to canada anyway when he's from basically canada anyway

this stinks BOO

RON CENA

RON CENA

Brock's promos are still so fucking bad

>>18802788
Did he not wrestle on tv when he came back in like 2012?

this segment is quite esoteric
they just be saying shit

RON CENA

how does brock look the same as he did 10 years ago?

Brock popped

does the feed keep going backwards for anyone else

Retard kino.

Pretty sure Brock shouldn't be laughing now kek Ron is breaking him

>>18802811
Try hitting the play button.

He is trying to make Brook laugh

what a terrible segment lmao

And you're R-Truth

that segment was fucking based

Why does Brock want Cena though

LOL BROCKS ASS IS RIPPED

oh no no no no HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!

BROCK JEANS
VINCE IS BACK LMAO

just f5 him and end this retarded shit

:O

kek bork ripped his jeans

>ripped pants on the F5
kek

>brock shooting on the negro so badly his jeans rip
BASED

brock ripped he pants

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

LMAO HIS PANTS RIPPED
Meme segment

BASED

the gay poster is gonna go crazy with this one

brocks small boner

He needs new pants

Well that’s unfortunate

lmao brock ripping his pants again like in the cody match

Lynchian segment.

damn what kinda fart did he let out that caused that

Might be the onlt time I've seen Brock break a smile in carácter

>the green light
FINNA

This segment is one for the ages

hahhahahaha

-100000 aura bro fr fr

Booooooo fuck off sami

I do a jig like Brock too

>brock ripped his pants again
at least it wasn't a match this time like with cody 2 years ago

good thing Brock didn't go commando today

it's fenix or andrade

Just fucking explodes his clothes like a DBZ character.

>sami
BOOOOOOOOO

that brock segment was kino

>pisses on women
>flashes the world
Can anyone stop this sex pest?

ANIME

ANIMEEE

Brock is so based, bro ripped his pants and starts dancing with no fucks given. Most wrestlers would be fucking crying

Which masked jumping bean was that

>us title match
>with a mexican

ok

Happy Brock :)

this brock is back

my live stream might have been looping parts of that conversation but I couldn't really tell

I lowkey hate dragon lee
He has zero personality

Weird start. Does WWE even care anymore?

crowd cheering cuz they think its rey

Bork is the GOAT

>>18802874
fenix

Thought it was going to be a comedy reveal the way they framed that

>vic and book
>ron cena
>Brock rips pants
this is already pure retardkino

>>18802869
too based for modern WWE

>>18802880
lol that's fenix

Who knew it was Paul and his facial reactions holding together that old R Truth and Lesnar segment together. That fucking sucked.

>>18802880
That's Rey Fenix, bro

ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brand split doesn't matter and it makes me angry

MY BOY!!!!!!!!

I cringe the way they pronounce Norfolk

Oh yeah. Fenix is in this company. Holy shit I totally forgot.

>>18802880
That's most luchas. They wear a mask, and that's the whole character.

>canadian vs mexican for the us title
ok hunter

>>18802880
>I lowkey hate dragon lee

>>18802889
>>18802892
Same shit

So why can't we get a old age Stone Cold shooting the shit gimmick out of the next few years of Brock Lesnar?

You guys do know youre laughing along with a rapist? Brock isnt funny

>>18802894
Nigga, it's fucking wrestling.

Brock looks so happy bros i love him

>>18802879
No unfortunately it was just that poorly written, it didn’t seem like they had a plan at all.

>>18802906
>>18802907
vinceian

>>18802899
>Nor-fuck

>>18802659
Really ? cuz Book looked like he was gonna cut that yt boi

Penix needs his LU gimmick where he dies on big matches then resurrects the next week.

>>18802906
>>18802907
Was this the right way to handle this embarrassing situation?

WHERE IS THE CHARLIE KIRK TRIBUTE?!!

>>18802886
Yeah, why did they just frame that as if he was gonna be talking to like the iguana or some shit then it just ended up being an actual wrestler. Would it not have been better to just literally do an open challenge and let Fenix answer?

>>18802928
100%. Anything else would have been awful

>>18802890
What is this supposed to have meant dude

>>18802880
ALL YALL NIGGAS LOOK ALIKE

>>18802928
yes

>>18802930
God forbid this show fiinally has some good wrestling on it

Brock loves R Truth just like Vince kek

>>18802933
because they wanted to give you room to speculate? dont act like all of you didnt think it was Melo

>>18802906
>>18802907
If Vince McMahon still watches this show, this was genuinely his favorite segment in maybe decades. If Vince is watching Brock, got to the back and got a text message of Vince just laughing hysterically.

CHARLIE
CHARLIE KIRKKKKK

CHARLIE
CHARLIE KIRK

CHARLIE
CHARLIE KIRKKKKK

CHARLIE
CHARLIE KIRKKKKK

Fenix has been in the company for like 6 months now? I would argue that he meant a whole lot more 6 months into his AEW tenure.

>>18802928
the man is a meme machine

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>18802948
I didn’t think it was anyone. I was just like what are they doing? Also, even if I did start thinking people Melo never crosses my mind he would not be near the top of my list of people I would think about even if he said hey I’m talking to a black guy. You can’t see off screen he’s a former NXT champion. He’s on SmackDown every week I would still be struggling to think of who he is.

I LOVE YOU SOLO

Is Paul ever at Smackdown?

>>18802951
KWADB

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>I gave up my whole family for the midcard title
love solo

Solo WILL behead Sami

They should do cutaways of Solo doing his goofy reactions during this vignette.

>>18802968
Paul directs both shows

i thought solo was getting a spooky gimmick at first
solo joining the wyatts?

Broken Solo

I'm actually impressed how brock managed to no-sell the pants rip

Solo is dimes.

when Ethan gets called up they should have him go over Sami for the US title

>>18802949
vince low key wrote that segment

I can't wait till solo signs with aew. We do want him

FUCK PALESTINE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18802987
Bruce is at the helm today

>>18802988
they are about to feud with the wyatts over the tag titles

>>18802992
>immediately turns it into the canadian title after winning
would be kino

>>18802965
:shrug:
he was the #1 contender 4 months ago before it hot dogged it with the Bloodline. and Andrade was tagging with Fenix which apparently no longer a thing.

i respect the hell outta
*checks notes*
sami zayn

>he was ALL IN
HUH

>open challenge
>sami offered it to rey
thats not how open challenge works though???

ANIME

ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANIME

WWE has never gone to North or South Dakota

Why is it Vic and Booker tonight?

The right is the party of murder
Civil War etc etc

>>18803013
Appreciate you lol

ANIME

>>18803026
everyone is at vegas

They're gonna have super sami win clean over the entire smackdown mid card

>>18803013
KIRDBLT

You can't lie Rey Fenix has the best theme in the roster

>>18803026
Nikki Bella got pissed off at Wade and had him pulled off TV.

did they give any reason as to why booker is on smackdown now? and will he be staying?

>>18803026
wade is on vacation
joe is in saudi or wherever they announced saudimania
cole and graves are doing world's collide in vegas

>>18803039
it was better before they had that tool guy gay it up. this guitar sounds like hammered cat shit

Why did 4 of you have to run out and make a new thread about Brock ripping his pants? It's fucking childish and just shits up the catalog with nonsense. Grow the fuck up.

>>18803026
Corey is calling Worlds Collide, Wade is on vacation, Joe Tess is on Mondays right now, and Cole hates Virginians.

>>18803041
Aren't they in Mexico

>>18803050
shut up bork

Rey Fenix is my favorite lucha in years and it IS because he does neat moves and his theme is metal.

>>18803050
Board culture, BITCH.

>>18803050
sorry, I can't contain my homo-lust

LET'S GO PENIS

>>18803060
More like progressive rock
T00L

>>18803041
>lying this hard
Wade himself said he is now a father and wants to spend time with his kid.

Kek it do be like that

I just hate Sami Zayn. Simple as that.

>>18803026
because theyre better

>>18803050
imagine being this new

I don't know if I like cowboy brock more or farmer brock more

>>18802859
This nigga remembers Brock ass

>>18802563
I'm bored as fuck and still won't watch free wwe

First time watching in like a decade, why is the audio so scuffed? Crowd too quiet during entrances, then the crowd is too loud during the match where I can't hear the commentators. Can't hear the entrance music clearly either