Thread 18807093

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>Road to DESTRUCTION

9/13 Korakuen (6:30pm)
>NEVER Openweight 6 Man Tag Championship: Master Wato, YOH, & Toru Yano (c) vs Ryusuke Taguchi, El Desperado, & Hiroshi Tanahashi [31st champions, 1st defense]
>Kosei Fujita, Robbie Eagles, Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. vs DOUKI, SHO, Yujiro Takahashi, SANADA, & Ren Narita
>TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii vs Clark Connors, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice
>Daiki Nagai, Hiromu Takahashi, Yota Tsuji, & Shingo Takagi vs Gedo, Taiji Ishimori, David Finlay, & Gabe Kidd
>Yuya Uemura, Shota Umino, & Boltin Oleg vs Dick Togo, EVIL, & Don Fale
>Tiger Mask, Tomoaki Honma, & Togi Makabe vs Masatora Yasuda, Katsuya Murashima, & Shoma Kato
>Tatsuya Matsumoto vs Zane Jay

>Battle Line Hokkaido

9/15 Nippon Engineering College Hokkaido College Gymnasium Arena (4:00pm)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Kinship~ 2/3 Falls Trio/Tag/Singles Match: Ryusuke Taguchi, El Desperado, & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Tomoaki Honma, Togi Makabe, & Toru Yano

9/17 Recruit Staffing RICK&SUE Asahikawa Gymnasium (6:30pm)
9/18 Kitami-city Sport Center (6:30pm)
9/20 Yakumo-city General Gymnasium (3:00pm)
9/21 Kuriyama Town Sports Center (4:00pm)
9/22 Yotsuba Arena Tokachi (6:30pm)

9/24 Kitagas Arena Sapporo 46 (6:30pm)
>IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: El Desperado (c) vs YOH [98th champion, 8th defense]
>IWGP Junior Tag Team Championship: DOUKI & SHO (c) vs Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles [79th champions, 2nd defense]
>Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Connection~: Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Master Wato

Previous >>18780460

>>18807093 (OP)
9/28 Destruction in Kobe @ Kobe World Memorial Hall (4:00pm)
>IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. (c) vs Ren Narita [13th champion, 2nd defense]
>IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Gabe Kidd (c) vs Shingo Takagi [5th champion, 2nd defense]
>Yota Tsuji vs David Finlay
>Hiromu Takahashi vs Taiji Ishimori
>IWGP Tag Team Championship: Taichi & Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs OSKAR & Yuto-Ice [110th champions, 1st defense]
>NEVER Openweight Championship: Boltin Oleg (c) vs Don Fale [48th champion, 2nd defense]
>Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Connection~: Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Great-O-Khan
>YOSHI-HASHI, Yuya Uemura, & Shota Umino vs Dick Togo, SANADA, & King of Darkness EVIL

we need jeongmok

>>18807093 (OP)
>half a day before someone made a new general
We used to be a country...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9qg7wq
30 minutes until back to GRIMness in Korakuen but this is gonna be the best match they deliver for the rest of Fall.

>>18807093 (OP)
>buries your top babyfaces

>>18807142
there's literally nothing worth having a general for until january. nobody cares anymore

Are we ready for some wrasslin you glum faggots?

>>18807250
no? i just wanna see bombalcat guy

>>18807266
He will probably pin TAKA in a bit

Why does this white boy square up like that?

>>18807202
God, he is so ugly.

Wtf is that Tsuji's brother?

Kato Shoma ain't got the juice yet.

Murashima, I missed you

I'm retarded and can't recognize voices, who's the one in the eng commentary? ELP?

>EVIL coming out to Fale's music
disgusting

>>18807330
Yeah, that's why Im avoiding that shit at all costs.

>>18807343
I personally don't mind but wasn't sure who that was lol

Don't really like how lately Yuya got paired with Umino

>>18807348
They want 2 young guys leading Hontai so they put them together as they do absolutely nothing till maybe November. I expected this when I realized nothing ever happens anymore.

Can another Fale family member die so we potentially get a match tomorrow look forward to at Kobe?

>>18807357
>tomorrow
They're trying to fuck on me!

THESE MY DAWGS FR
THESE MY DAWGS FR
THESE MY DAWGS FR
THESE MY DAWGS FR

based finray swing

damn that war dogs shirt sucks

GAPED
GAY

WAR
LADY

This is why we dont ever bump...

BOMBACLAT

damn that nigga looking icey

BOMBOCLAAT

The blowjob brothers

if only this big motherfucker got a tad bit shredded. i dont even mind him being white as snow

>>18807426
That takes time, but it's strange he didn't do it while was away since he's tall and just having some decent upper body mass would be enough

WHERE MY BROTHERS AT
WHERE MY BROTHERS AT

>the rodman hair is gone
boooooooooooooo

Narita please get a better haircut

Oiwa sex

>>18807459
what makes oiwa so desirable to you?

>>18807476
Being a man

I cant believe Oiwa lost that fucking match to Ishii still lol

>everyone forgot to remove the guitar
>everyone just leaves it there

This group really sucks ass without EVIL

This bum danced with Maki Itoh but won't support the coach on gameday????
>DSP

>>18807510
He's an otaku, of course he prefer dance like an idol than do this

>>18807348
Fuck you, Uemura/Umino for WTL you fucking whiny ass bitch

>>18807348
>Unno: "The main roster and 4 Guys didn't unite just to be all cosy and friendly. We'll push each other to greater heights as rivals and comrades, honing our skills through mutual competition. With that mindset, I now wish to team up with Yuya-san and guide the future of New Japan Pro-Wrestling's main roster from here on out."
get fucked

>actual Dieno spots
kill me

>>18807531
he's not wearing a thong, it doesn't count

someone turn on each other already

>>18807516
>>18807528
Imagine getting your panties in a twist because someone said they don't like a thing.

MOST
VIOLENT
PLAYER

Finally a bit of heat on Tana's retirement tour again and it's now tallied happening via EVIL and Toru Yano

Yano fucked that nigga up

new japan fucking sucks

>>18807558
Imagine crying and shitting your pants because two wrestlers from the same faction are going to be teaming up for World Tag League LMAO, pussy.

>>18807202
based

ボンボ クラート
https://x.com/YutoxIce/status/1966838524189237674

>>18807787
Why did he space the word out?

>>18807787
Ishii truly can elevate any wrestlers. Also what is he doing in japan right now? I thought he was a full time american wrestler now just like shibata

>>18807892
He's dropping the tag belts to the KO bros and officially becoming an AEW wrestler next year.

>>18807898
>young guys fresh off excursion
>winning something
I mean...

WE MISSED YOU, GOAT

>>18808168
>I LOVE GABE
no wonder she's the jannetty

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/katsuyori-shibata-explains-why-he-is-unlikely-to-be-hiroshi-tanahashis-final-opponent/
EVIL FUCKING COMPANY

>>18808240
Yappari, it's a black company after all

>>18808240
They still put Tenzan and Jado in matches but a guy who's wrestled with no issues for 3 years is banned.

>>18807348
Hopefully this leads to an umino heel turn. Let him and yuya face at WK

hello guys i cant see the g1 winner on the card did he get injured?

>>18807787
The twitter translation for bumbaclot popped me. And I fuck with his shorts

>>18808530
Give up, dude. The only thing changing about that geek is his gear (hopefully soon, those pants and the forced dickprint is an awful look). If it was the plan it would've happened already.

>>18808539
building his wrestle kingdom main event with okada on collision

>Tsuji: "You became the leader, time has passed—two years, maybe a year or so. At first, you probably got a lot of flak. But the way you guys (BULLET CLUB WAR DOGS) are now, even from my perspective, you're incredibly captivating. That illustrious lineage of yours—I'm gonna savor it to the fullest."
He talks like he's in TJPW and all his matches with them end up being brawls. What the fuck is he peptalking them for?

>>18808671
In and out of kayfabe, his career highlights involve Finlay and Gabe. It makes sense

>Hopefully this leads to an umino heel turn.
Only subhumans disgusting wastes of space think like this.

>>18808671
>>18808849
Love it or hate it, Gabe is Tsuji's biggest rival due to the COVID era and them just going head to head constantly for like 2 years straight

>>18809011
Gave up on that forever ago. The time to do that was when Umino shaved his head.

>>18808849
he talks like that to almost everyone tho, it takes away the heat instantly. i dont even know why i should care about his match with finlay and his flowery comments dont help

>>18807528
Wait, is Shota losing his hair?

>>18807202
Do they even have top babyfaces anymore? Okada's gone, Goto's run was a farewell tour, and ZSJ's still a heel right?

>>18809617
Gabe and Drilla should turn soon.

Sexy Hiromu

>>18809617
Yuya and Shota are defacto since they're the top Hontai guys and Goto is missing

>>18809617
JEONG MOSQUE LI

>>18809674
>takes the humiliation ritual after the promotion is already in free-fall
Not the smartest buck.

>>18810095
you're just jealous at how fabulous he looks

>>18810427
Tanahashi would never do this.

>>18808216
she only likes white gaijins, since jay white left and zack wasn’t in that match she just settled on gabe
>>18809742
>tag team split up ages ago but they still fuck on a regular basis

>>18810427
Rising HAYATO is much prettier

B. Claat

kek what a cold blooded snake

>>18812747
sanada looks like a broke college student who majors in photography and works part time at don quixote

>>18812745
too late to change his name to that thankfully

goto

>>18810485
????? (I don't have Chun Li Tana on me so take this as a substitute)

>>18814228
nvm I found it

>>18812745
https://x.com/njpwworld/status/1967105200529043495
I'm already warming to Yuto hearing the nigga talk. Cant be this tall sounding like Jay White

>>18812747
Why wasn't he in the ikemen match though?

the iceman interviewed
https://x.com/njpw1972/status/1967166936275358015

>>18814236
why wasn’t he casted for the movie

>>18809674
grim
I guess he's going to the tranny khan toybox soon

>>18814725
He has a promotion to self-sabotage

>I get that those lame-ass old dudes and that shitty nerd are having a meltdown over it, but I've been the same since middle school:
>pro wrestlers are the strongest in fights. I wanna be like that too, wanna fight pro wrestlers. That's what I ended up thinking, and that's why I'm the way I am now.
>If you're not gonna do things your own way, then what's the point of becoming a pro wrestler, right?

>Looking forward to tomorrow and beyond, huh.

https://x.com/YutoxIce/status/1967217017519567164

>>18813121
Fantastic way to describe his taste in fashion.

>>18814720
>>18815091
Based, finally somebody who gets it

Is this where my brothers are at?
https://youtu.be/pwFxMPIclBs

>>18814725
He's almost so immobile a role as Professor X would be too much for him.

>>18808240
>Tanahashi's last match
>Shibata shoots on him and breaks his leg

h. goto

>>18807093 (OP)
>Battle Line Hokkaido

9/15 Nippon Engineering College Hokkaido College Gymnasium Arena (4:00pm)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Kinship~ 2/3 Falls Trio/Tag/Singles Match: Ryusuke Taguchi, El Desperado, & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Tomoaki Honma, Togi Makabe, & Toru Yano
>Kosei Fujita, Robbie Eagles, Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. vs DOUKI, SHO, Yujiro Takahashi, SANADA, & Ren Narita
>TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii vs Taiji Ishimori, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice
>Daiki Nagai, Yota Tsuji, & Shingo Takagi vs Gedo, David Finlay, & Gabe Kidd
>Noboribetsu Ranbo

9/17 Recruit Staffing RICK&SUE Asahikawa Gymnasium (6:30pm)
>Kosei Fujita, Robbie Eagles, Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. vs DOUKI, SHO, Yujiro Takahashi, SANADA, & Ren Narita
>Ryosuke Taguchi, Shota Umino, Hiroshi Tanahashi, & El Desperado vs Togi Makabe, Toru Yano, Master Wato, & YOH
>TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii vs Taiji Ishimori, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice
>Daiki Nagai, Yota Tsuji, & Shingo Takagi vs Gedo, David Finlay, & Gabe Kidd
>Tomoaki Honma, Yuya Uemura, & Boltin Oleg vs Dick Togo, King of Darkness EVIL, & Don Fale
>Shoma Kato & Tiger Mask vs Masatora Yasuda & Katsuya Murashima
>Tatsuya Matsumoto vs Zane Jay

9/18 Kitami-city Sport Center (6:30pm)
>Kosei Fujita, Robbie Eagles, Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. vs DOUKI, SHO, Yujiro Takahashi, SANADA, & Ren Narita
>Ryosuke Taguchi, Yuya Uemura, Hiroshi Tanahashi, & El Desperado vs Togi Makabe, Toru Yano, Master Wato, & YOH
>TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii vs Taiji Ishimori, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice
>Daiki Nagai, Yota Tsuji, & Shingo Takagi vs Gedo, David Finlay, & Gabe Kidd
>Tomoaki Honma, Shota Umino, & Boltin Oleg vs Dick Togo, King of Darkness EVIL, & Don Fale
>Shoma Kato & Tiger Mask vs Tatsuya Matsumoto & Katsuya Murashima
>Masatora Yasuda vs Zane Jay

>>18817844
>9/15 Nippon Engineering College Hokkaido College Gymnasium Arena (4:00pm)
Thank fuck it's on early. I just wanna see the Rumble, I dont care for the hontai playfighting

>>18816044
Not on par with Naito's theme coming from a forgotten Wii RPG or whatever Jay White's song is but pretty interesting inspiration.

>>18818903
kek this bitch got punked out by GIGACHAD Yuto Ice

stupid gisan

>>18817844
9/15 Nippon Engineering College Hokkaido College Gymnasium Arena (4:00pm)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road ~Kinship~ 2/3 Falls Trio/Tag/Singles Match: Ryusuke Taguchi, El Desperado, & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Tomoaki Honma, Togi Makabe, & Toru Yano
>Kosei Fujita, Robbie Eagles, Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. vs DOUKI, SHO, Yujiro Takahashi, SANADA, & Ren Narita
>TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii vs Taiji Ishimori, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice
>Daiki Nagai, Yota Tsuji, & Shingo Takagi vs Gedo, David Finlay, & Gabe Kidd
>Noboribetsu Ranbo

On now, Tsuji is off the card

Kek Tiger Mask approved hazing

uninspired ass entry list lol just hontai into this fat nigga

Since when was EVIL allowed in the match?

this sucks ass they shouldve just done their usual boring card

EVIL SLIPPED HAHAHAHAHA

this is the final 4?

Shota stop trying to kidnap babies

Daiki Nagai is so fucking good shame I can't get over how pointless this feud is

WHERE MY BROTHAS AT (not watching this)

WHERE MY BROTHERS AT WHERE MY BROTHERS AT

how fake is yuto's ice tho

>blonde yano
fuck yea

Just send GBH to take out House of Torture

>>18819764
It would be very funny if they used this to foreshadow the main event scene again when this battle royal was just hontai wrestlers being silly before getting bitched by HoT (Fale and 2 guys who came out with him and were just added to the match for whatever fuckkng reason)

>11 days till the next show
Thread archived by tuesday night

>>18819993
I wonder what his current job is right now. Is he in the office?

WE MISSED YOU, GOST

>>18820287
GOAT* fuck

love the iceman

YJK

>>18820287
It's amazing how we could've just had HoT be GBH of this decade but instead it's a bunch of interchangeable cartoons tards having bad matches and only 1 guy to give a fuck about.

>>18821160
they seem to think that having half the roster in 1 heel faction makes things organized and more intriguing. what we actually get is bad luck fale and some bowlcut haired shitter in title matches

>>18820250
They keep him in a chest freezer and thaw him out for matches.

trannyhashi
gaped klitt
yuto ice-cold
shitter poomino
yota chubby

...

GRIM !

>>18821910
>yuto ice-cold
i fuck with him but i'm gonna reluctantly be using this when he loses at kobe

>>18821910
kek

>>18821910
>41% Calibre Drilla Bologney

>>18819993
I miss him

>New Japan Pro-Wrestling is engaging in unprecedentedly proactive diplomacy. Is President Hiroshi Tanahashi's aim for the January 4th Tokyo Dome event next spring?
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e14d94c3b5e9a9933e929c56897a7dc96f29ef43

Basically a column theorizing or maybe wanting the new cooperation effort to culminate in WK20 being an all-star card with the partnered promotions involved. I clicked on it thinking it was actually a report lol.

>>18825700
Yeah I remember when AEW sent the mega star Ricochet over to main event the Dome

>>18825700
Would be dumb given how embarrassingly poorly the All Together/UJPW shows drew. Whatever desire there was among fans for large scale crossovers died very quickly

>>18821082
>yuya not understanding what 69 stands for and asking why it can’t be 96 instead
the future is looking bright

>>18825754
Well it's Tanahashi's retirement so it'll do better than the last few years regardless of the ticket prices. It definitely wouldn't look like Mutoh's retirement show since they have their own talent they need to get over.

Compared to Cena's run, how has Tanahashi's been?

goto

>>18826452
Better matches, almost no star power involved.

Tana headbutting Shibata at Wrestle Dynasty is still the highlight moment.

>>18826452
Tam Nakano had the best retirement run since Mutoh, so this isn't worth comparing

>>18826452
Cena had a completely botched heel turn but it's still better than Tanahashi, who has completely overexposed himself (hes appeared on every show possible) and helped nobody get over. Im sure the WK finale with be good but Tanahashi's 2025 has been a dud at the expense of the company

this look is shit

>>18827193
It looked better in his prime but I like how shitty he always looked with that hair

>>18827193
worked

>>18826452
Cena is getting a final match with Brock. on Saturday Tanahashi is wrestling Great O Khan in Kobe. You be the judge

it's time to put Rocky Romero behind bars where he belongs

>>18828222
I don't watch e-slop so I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm surprised both of those guys are still wrestling.

>>18820287
>>18820292
greatest of sometimes

>>18826452
grim

>>18828410
kek fair

>>18828333
Basiclaly Cena's retirement road at least tries to be intriguing, Tana's doesn't

Tanahashi vs Brock
Cena vs Great-O-Khan

Brock vs Great-O-Khan

I don't watch WWE so I don't care

This is the match

>>18830662
I was gonna ask why not Connors but Jr Tag League

>>18830662
Is this a lowkey tryout for Fredericks?

>>18829972
Cena vs Orton 47 was really intriguing yeah, fucking bitch

>>18830662
>How The West Was Won
>It's going to be a 15 minute match of a British guy stomping in the head of an Indian guy
Kek

>Shingo Takagi has a message for everyone!
https://youtu.be/Wk8uaf1PxaI

>>18830662
>United Irish Culture

No such thing exists

Tsuji is off today's show due to poor health again.

>>18807528
Is it me or is Shota's hairline kinda fucked?

>>18821910
>>18823524
So Hogwheels does the same self-high five samefag act in here as well?
What a pathetic cunt.

>>18833504
The Korakuen curse got his ass 2 days late. Grim.

The All Japan bus claims another victim

>>18833555
he might be balding, doesn't help that he has very shitty hairstyles. tsuji is also balding. that's why shin nihon is so grim.

>>18834423
You say that like bald bitch isn't his best look

>>18833555
They usually shave the heads of guys with normal, solid forehead hairline. They fucked him up hard making this guy do it lol

>>18815091
this picture is so based

>>18834423
another sign that heato storm is the guy

>>18836758
the One and One Hundred Meal Talent

>>18836758
old grim shitter

https://x.com/NinjaMack1/status/1968387533118861630
Ninja Mack is out for the X-Over show in China and Jr. Tag League (even though nothing got announced) according to him. I guess he's injured but he's also actively promoting some juggalo shit

>>18838085
He was getting attention and momentum in the BOSJ, shame. Probably would struggle to get higher up the card in NJPW anyway.

>>18838085
He's part of the Juggalo Championship Wrestling roster now. He just had a few matches on their Lunacy tapings.

>>18838085
He's not allowed in China.

>>18839271
Dumbass mf then lmao

>>18839271
why the fuck would that make him unable to work new japan and if it did why the fuck would he agree to that?

>>18833504
https://x.com/njpw1972/status/1968510293618647391
And again today too

>>18840366
Fat fuck just doesn't want to be there.

>>18840392
Insider here, me neither.

maybe tsuji got covid from that weird bitch from marigold

>>18833504
>>18840366
he’s been out for the past week hasn’t he? wtf is wrong with him

>>18840366
Tsuji didn't show up for work again

Insider here, Ninja Mack wanted a significant raise because of his clips that went viral but the office refused.

>>18841431
cum in lung

How long till Gabe Kidd will have menhera breakdown?

>>18841819
He had a Shibata match on Collision didn't he? It wasn't very long though.

Which WK main event are you looking forward to more? Takeshita vs Okada or Tanahashi vs Kenny

>>18841819
>Gabe is just another member of the same faction as Garcia now

>>18841819
>Tony Khan is still trying to get this Garcia geek over
Talk about an obsession

This is what it looks like if NJPW "supports the young guys" with Shota or something three years ago and just shoves them in your face non stop

I hope Tanahashi breaks his leg before his retirement match.

>>18841878
No one else besides you believes that these matches are going to happen btw

>>18842379
every picture of Wolf, he looks like the kid who is unhappy at summer camp and is going to inevitably call his mom to come pick him up

We can't even keep the Aswang...

>>18842058
So he can come back in a year or two and do another full year long retirement tour?

Yota traveled to México to see the Aniversario.

>>18842495
look like they're about to bully some kid in a 90's horror show

>>18838085
Rumoured cost-cutting, how fucking tight are things they can't afford Ninja Mack. I can't help but wonder if Gabe just gave up and jumped at his AEW shot early seeing no money in his future here.

>>18843337
If ZSJ and Gabe Kidd left it might actually kill NJPW.

>>18843345
no one cares about white shitters and both are proven antidraws

>>18843489
If you want to talk numbers, Tanahashi is also a proven anti-draw.

>>18843497
I agree, that's why I hope he'll break his leg.

>>18843489
Gabe is hugely and bizarrely over. If he left and ZSJ was still there Sabre would just cut some promo about how he's the only white man they can trust and he's a fookin cunt and they would be okay. If he wasn't there to cut that promo it would really demoralize the fans and they can't take much more demoralization.

>>18843540
there's a difference between getting some reactions and actually drawing money

>>18843503
The entire roster should break their legs because they're all grim anti draws hahaha

>>18843707
>Al Snow smark posting

only Hollywood Goto can save this grim company

https://www.njpw1972.com/598214
Yuto-Ice is no longer cringe

>>18843869
Never was.

>>18843912
He looked stupid as fuck and threw the worst fake punch I've ever seen at G1 Final but the more I see the more I like

Hollywood Goto with Yuto-ice as Scott hall and Oskar as Kevin Nash funded by President Evil. Book it.

https://x.com/YAMA__C_/status/1968625381730079090
Finlay found a new opponent for Kobe

hey dribbler baloney your ride's here

I think it was last year about how they talked about wanting to make Q4 less of a down time for compnay. But burning the G1 challenge early devalues the win to a certain degree. It would be better if they just made the tag division not feel like an afterthought. No reason guys who are doing nothing shouldn't be put as the headliners of the tag division like Shingo. Im glad they are giving Ishii and Taichi something to do for once, but they will need more opponents than just KOB like how for a while we only had Longa Tonga and ELP vs TMDK for like half the year.

>I don't want to be around wack ass guys that try to be something they're not. Guys that hate kids but want to look all cute so sell merchandise, that can miss me.
huh who you mean

https://x.com/taichi0319/status/1968904379848609980
If there's a refreshing, beaming Bolting around,

there are also guys with messy hair, spinning glasses covered in eye gunk, nose hairs all over the place, wearing the same shirt and pants for about 3 days while eating something, right?

To think this is the same person...

No way, right?

>>18845591
I dont think the tournament gets diminished from the winner getting their title shot early especially since that's how it used to be anyway. You're right about the tag division, though. It all started when they took the G1 name out of Tag League, and now they're having guy with Tokyo dome matches booked re-enter the tournaments because they were never bothered with giving the tournament credibility until the roster itself was nearly completely void of it. I dont believe they'll really change their minds on it tho.

>>18842239
I dont blame you for not watching AEW, but they are 100% setting up Takeshita vs Okada for after Takeshita has won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship

>>18845979
LOL we know to who he talking about
But outside NJPW that's a fair take.
I can count like 3/4 guys that are good looking, don't try hard to do fanservice to appeal to the public and are good on the ring.
Saying this while watching wrestling sounds weird, but you can see how some are forced to play a role not suited for them and try real hard to look tough or have a "cute" personality and I really can't stomach that and I don't know how others can.

make the call Kidani

Save Us Goto

>>18845591
>>18846650
The Tag division is dead, and has been dead for well over a decade... maybe more. Not only is the tag tournament an afterthought but the belts are worthless. When was the last time a non "road to" show closed with an IWGP tag title defense?

Worse than that... there's not even any storylines to keep you somewhat interested. It's just 3 or 4 teams trading the belts back and forth in midcard filler matches. I remember a few years ago there was an angle heading into the tag tournament where Minoru Suzuki and Yuji Nagata formed a team... hell froze over! These two career-long rivals finally aligned together for a wild, take no prisoners, assault on the tag division!

They finished the tournament with a losing record, lost 4 in a row before finally getting a win against... Zayne/Archer. Then quietly dropped before even the semi finals with a whopping 2 wins / 5 losses.

Why even pull the trigger on these guys forming an alliance if you have literally no plans for them to actually do anything.

>>18847220
sorry, we can't afford him anymore now that he's a hollywood star

>>18846651
Yeah and it's it's happening on an AEW PPV, Tony loves his Okada toy too much

>>18845591
>>18847365
It's a funny irony that the tag division is dead despite everyone being in a faction and every card having five multi-man tag matches. You'd think it would be the easiest thing in the world to book even a moderately interesting tag division

>>18847939
i firmly believe, more than other types of wrestling, tag team wrestling cannot work without rules. its been like this since the late 90s or so. modern wrestling really doesnt have any rules, refs are powerless so the tricks and drama that teams can employ mean nothing. I genuinely laugh whenever a njpw ref disqualifies someone. you can step outside of the ring, toss a guy into the audience 15 times, then smash him with the bell and hit him with a chair, moon the referee, assault the comms guys, go grab a hot dog, then stand in the ring for a count out that will never happen. how the fuck is a 'tag' gonna create drama?

>>18848134
A fair criticism although I believe the primary issue in New Japan's case mostly is a lack of any forethought in their tag booking. They can get away with it with singles to a degree because of preview tags but a preview tag for a tag doesn't work as well. I think it would best to attach the tag titles to a singles fued. Theoretical example: Gabe vs Tsuji for the global; simultaneously Drilla and Finlay vs. Shingo and Hiromu for the tag. Ect... basically it turns into the two factions beefing.

>>18847047
Streets need that Shota/The Miz feud ong fr

>>18847939
It's much more ironic when you realize the booker in the tag division drought is a career tag wrestler.
He's so obsessed with Mid-South, did Mid-South have a tag division this shitty?

>>18844764
This could be dimes.

WEEEEEEEEE

I was a critic of Oskar's look but his entrance gear is giga dimes.

>>18842495
>>18849176
Strap them up

>>18849479
I like his look, everything except his flabby ass body

Just needs to get on the NJPW roids

>>18849479
it's honestly the thing holding them back from collectively looking dangerous.

>>18851643
they really need oskar to work more like a dangerous giant than the fresh off excursion young guy. we all love ishii, but a 7 foot tall oskar should not be leaning down 2 feet to sell forearm strikes from him

>>18852269
He needs to unironically watch Bozilla tapes.

>>18852448
Bozilla lost clean to a midget

[Calming news] Tsuji Yota has yet to be pulled from today's show with cum in lungs.

New Japan feels like a rudderless ship. They could so easily do cool stuff but refuse. It's a good thing all other puro sucks right now else I might watch something else.

>>18853871
kek what a lazy guy

>>18854614
cool stuff like what?

>>18853871
Sign of life

>>18855049
Creep

Super J Cast said Gabe Kidd should fuck off lol.

>>18855475
I now support Gabe Kidd again

>>18855475
We say that every thread, what makes these fags saying it special?

>>18850190
yuto looks like if yoshi-hashi had an identity crisis and tried to act like a rapper from 2006

WHERE MY BROTHERS AT WHERE MY BROTHERS AT

shaking my head and thinking about how much I hate bomboclots

is yuto-ice allowed to say the word?

>>18856897
No, but he does it anyways because he's a rebel.

>>18854713
This is the same guy who thinks that Gedo hates CMLL because the Fantastica Mania tour isn't a year long tour, don't bother with him

>>18857973
kek based school delinquent

>>18858125
Im surprised no one does a full on anime tier school delquint character.

Im ready to turn my Kobe stream off the moment Yuto gets pinned

What the fuck

>>18857946
If you think Gedo is a good booker in the last 5 years I don't know what to say.

Me and my homies would beat da fuck out of that bitch ass Tanahashi. We call ourselves "The Strong Style Boyz".

>>18861218
The two guys on the right look like those King of Colosseum CAWs that are lookalikes of wrestlers they couldn't get the rights to

>>18861218
this is what happens if you ask el desperado to update a calendar invite even once