Thread 18810480

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>>18810752
What did Nash volunteer for?

>>18811013
Listen here. I'm sick and tired of this rigamarole bullshit. Kevin S Nash (that's right, his middle initial is S) walked down an alley one steamy, muggy, sweaty SUMMER night in 1992 Anno Domini and was subjected to brutal, methodical assault of the Piper Perri variety at the hands of well-endowed men of Wakandan descent. That's right, boy. You know it. I know it. Fucking Jim Ross watched it all happen! But what they won't tell you is that BIG KEV got on his knees and begged those melanated gentlemen to give him an Atlanta Aggression the likes of which hasn't been seen since the Zulu invasion of Rhea Ripley's master bedroom. That's right, I fucking said it! KSN was R'd willingly! He fucking wanted it to happen!

>>18811096
>Bret knew
>Shawn knew
>X-Pac knew
>Haitch knew
>Doink knew
>Vince knew
>Patterson knew
>Rock knew
>DDP knew
>Briscoe knew
>Lethal knew
>Hemme knew
>JJ Dillon knew
>Tim White knew
>Mike McGuirk knew
>Gordon Solie knew
>Crash Holly knew
>The janitor at CNN knew
>Shane knew
>Sabu knew
>Mark Henry knew
>Ted Turner knew
>Ralphus knew
>WCW ref Mark Curtis knew
>Wrestling Bio's guy knows
>Misawa knew
>Liger knew
>Tanahashi knows
>Big Show knew
>Paul Wight knew
>Captain Insano knew
>Hogan knew
>Suicide knew
>Jacob Cass knew
>Warrior knew
>Stan Hansen knew
>The Bushwhackers knew
>Savage knew
>Entire ECW lockerroom knew
>Those who found out later found it as hilarious as we do.

Kevin Nash was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummuxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight end end nonstop by the entire African American community residing in the city of Compton in the mystifyingly hot summer of 1992. And wolfbitch cried and jerked off in the corner while it happened.

Now you know....

yoooo...
sum finna fuckin... SHIIIEEET *clap*

>>18811096
There are several differing accounts.

>>18811197
What about Hogan’s account?

>>18811224
>Brother, that's between Big Sexy and Dwight.

>>18810480 (OP)
b’ o’ f’ b’ d’ in my a’?

>>18811096
'S' for slut

>>18811096
>mfw about halfway through this post

>>18810480 (OP)
SLOPPY FLOPPY

NO SLIDING!!!

>>18811096
Jim Ross saw the whole thing fucking happen? Who told you that?

>>18814349
Barnabas "Black Mamba" Jackson did.

>>18814360
By jove...
And how did you go about acquiring such information on the information of said floppy dicks lodged up Nash's shitsnipper?

>>18811552
I am afraid so.

>>18811552
That seems to be what the picture implies, yes.

>>18810718
huh...is that a reference to Big R's flappin' ass?

>>18816780
He had to pay 92 cents? Why?

>>18816780
is this real?

>>18816809
It was known he lacked the money to pay for 1000000 rape sessions, they had to adjust to that price
>>18816851
r'fraid so

>>18814349
Who do you think made the original back in the 90s probably uploaded over AOL dial up took him two hours for it to load

>>18817151
Good god...
To think that it was Ross going through the tedium of waiting for webpages to load and the screech of the old internet start up inbetween game sessions of Hover and Hellbender just to be the first to get the message out there that Nash's booty got bambalammed in the swampass inducing hot summer of 1992.

>>18818021
I give it 5 bags of popcorn, and maybe throw in a little rape kit test, like the one Kevin Nash used in the movie.

>>18816780
This is getting fucking absurd, IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU PRINT AND HANG THAT SIGN KEVIN, JUST SAYIN'

>>18818021
Deep and penetrating story
Dark cinematography
Riveting and pounding rhythmic soundtrack
The smash and dash steamy hit of the summer!

>>18818971
"Two Dicks Up" - Goddrell Smalls & Rashawn Emannuel

>>18818638
good point

>>18818638
>>18819016
It to a degree falls under the category of consensual sodomy.

>>18810480 (OP)
a bit esoteric, no?

>>18820007
You implying there were ghosts or uhh...spooks in that alley, anon?