Thread 18811462

>LAST WEEK: 472,000 (0.11)
>THIS WEEK: 584,000 (0.12)
>NXT: 654,000 (0.14)

The singular AEW fan is getting uppity and needs to be reminded that Dynamite's ratings are so bad it's in cancellation territory and it was raped like a bitch by WWE's wrestling school again.

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>>18795814

>>18811462 (OP)
Quarters.

>>18811475
Another Christian drop my god

>created a new ratings gamethread
Kek
do u know how much time and energy Hogturds did sliding the last thread off the board? "I WON!", he thought to himself.
U guys r gonna drive Pork On Wheels to suicide. If u were in a wheelchair though, how would u do it?

>>18811538
Good morning sir!

>>18811545
>seething

>>18811462 (OP)
this is a skyrocket, right?

has bitchtits finally completely lost it?

>>18811555
>saarthing

>>18811562
it just says ratings are in the toilet, which is true, learn to read porkwheels, or is the fatness in your bloodstream finally getting in your eyes?

>>18811562
>trying to defend 584k / 0.12 with "b-but it's a skyrocket"
lel

>>18811538
If I was Rovert I'd learn how to skydive and then just not pull the 'chute.

Can you imagine him skydiving in his wheelchair?

>>18811462 (OP)
Don't joke about the toilet! It will give Hogwheels vietnam flashbacks of when we dumped a 24 oz cup of piss on his head at the Dublin show.

>>18811591
>>18811627
ok, but it is a skyrocket, right?

>>18811687
Yeah and the fact that a terrible rating like 584k / 0.12 is considered a skyocket underscores the dire state of Dynamite.

>>18811687
>>18811721
Not to be a stickler, but the OG ratings thread died. GAYEWpigs could have made a new ratings thread with all their favorite buzzwords. But they didn't!

That means everything is fair game.

>>18811462 (OP)
Blake beat them with just a promo again didn't she?

>>18811942
Ah, so this is why he's melting down in the Stardom general and mass reporting everyone again.

When was the last time AEW hit 800k? Like two years or something right?

>>18811462 (OP)
I watched the replay of this week's episode on HBO Max and I can confirm this was a boring fuckin episode
Imagine being such a creative black hole you make Josh Alexander who was a top guy in TNA and make him...just another guy, in AEW

>>18811975
He lives in the Stardom general. I really wish more people knew about it and went in there.
It's the ground zero of his autism and he's very protective of it.

>>18811721
>>18811778
ok, so it is a skyrocket? and the whole premise of this thread is a lie? why lie about something so inconsequential?

>>18811562
>this is a skyrocket, right?
>has bitchtits finally completely lost it?

MLW runs literal bingo hall-tier venues and yet always seem to have lively crowds
Yet the most lively I've seen an AEW crowd was during their residency in Philly

>>18811475
>45k tune in at 9 to see if the show has gotten any better
>see nogs
>60k tune out
KWAB

>>18812221
MLW also stays in their lane and focuses more on giving people something entertaining to watch. They also use video packages to catch people up on ongoing programs which it took AEW five years to do because Tony incorrectly assumed everyone knew Nooj/ROH/Indie lore

>>18811462 (OP)
I only watch the replay on streaming, and even then I just skip around till I get to someone I like
Its preferable

>>18812032
We should fly Pigwheels with balloons

>>18812081
>so it is a skyrocket?
Yes, which is extremely bad because this number used to be considered a gigaplummet.
>and the whole premise of this thread is a lie?
No, the premise of this thread is that 584k 0.12 is an awful rating which is entirely correct.
>why lie about something so inconsequential?
Nobody's lying about anything. You have schizophrenia.

>>18812721
ok so this number is good and is a skyrocket. why are you so upset by it?

>>18812749
>this number is good
No, it's awful.
>and is a skyrocket
Yes, but this doesn't matter because it's awful.
>why are you so upset by it?
I'm not. But it appears to have broken your brain.

>>18812772
why is a skyrocket bad? ignoring the fact you're mad as fuck, obviously.

>>18812805
>why is a skyrocket bad?
Because it skyrocked from one abysmal number to another abysmal number. See, what you want a TV show to do is skyrocket to a good number. But that isn't what happened here.

I'm waiting for the day when Dynamite gets a 502k again and Aewtists will have to defend it because it's considered a skyrocket KEK

>>18812822
how is the number bad (please remember you use your big big words)

>>18812825
Was that Black Panther movie rerun week?

>>18812833
>how is the number bad
It's the kind of number that means Dynamite is losing to reruns, TV movies, and little league games.

>>18813114
Jesus that IS bad

NO SLIDEY!

>>18813672
It appears he wants this gone very badly

>>18813114
It's losing to stuff that costs $0 to air. I guess if the theories about Tony paying for TV time is true then it'll continue to air, otherwise the show may be facing imminent cancellation.

>>18814144
Yeah that's pretty true

>>18814144
That's crazy bad

Could Kevin Nash be the next big wrestler to be #AllElite?

>>18814828
Afraid not

Benjamin shelton is a draw brother

1 bump = 1 more Batista fig in his bussy

Can't believe the aewtists are pissed OP didn't title the thread correctly.

>>18815131
It's just one guy seething. I think it has more to do with the image though, he veils his seethe as everything else but look past the facade and you'll see he's seething at people mocking Hangma'am.

A crippled retard? Sliding this thread off the board? Not on my watch

>>18811462 (OP)
holy shit he wants this one GONE

Up we go

Xump

Tony needs to move to Mondays, light that fire under his ass, turn killer mode back on.

>>18818652
average woodditard subhuman pedocord user

>>18818792
I MEAN... IT KINDA DO BE LIKE THAT

>>18811462 (OP)
Wrestling fucking sucks

>>18811562
>>18811687
>>18812081
>>18812749
>>18812805
>>18812833
You lost, pigwheels.

>>18812833
0.12% of the total TV-watching prime demo was watching wrestling.

>>18819547
That seems rather low

>>18811462 (OP)
I heard that aew is for faggots only, is this true?

>>18819763
It's "that shit's getting canceled" low.

>>18819783
'd 'o

>>18819783
Nah WWE is

>>18819977
This except AEW

Do we believe the rating is high or low right now?

>>18820437
Yes, yes we do. I know another thing that we believe. That a certain individual may not enjoy something that is happening at this very moment.

Slidey? No slidey!