Thread 18811707

It's The Final Show Of The Residency As AEW Heads To Canada Next Week For September To Remember And All Out!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, PA!
8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!

>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Michael Oku for the AEW Unified Championship
>Jon Moxley & Daniel Garcia vs. Paragon
>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Anthony Bowens in an AEW Unified Championship Eliminator Tournament Match
>FTR vs. Adam Priest & Dynamite Kid Tommy Billington
>Jamie Hayter, TayJay, Kris Statlander, & Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness, Megan Bayne, & Penelope Ford in a $500k 5-on-5 Collision Match [Timeless Toni Storm On Commentary]
>Mark Briscoe Announces Stipulation for All Out Match With MJF
>CMLL World Champion MJF Will Appear!

** 7 Days Out From AEW All Out **

>>18811707 (OP)


THIS IS ONLY GAMETHEAS 3


NOT GAMETHRWAD 4


THIS ONLY GAMETHREAD 3 AEWTISTS LYING

>>18811674 what the fuck??? What did they like about it? Did they seem like normal people besides their shit fetish? Did you watch wrestling with them?

>>18811722
>GAMETHEAS
>GAMETHRWAD
wipe the chicken grease from your fat fingers next time, bozo

BASED MATCH

dynamite and benoi— priest, pretty great team

>>18811708
kekarooo

>>18811733
>fags are gross
who knew? oh yeah, everyone until Obama became president

Cope N Cage will cope in a cage.

>they flew out Scorpio for three weeks just to do promos in a Philadelphia parking lot
>He got to fly back to LA and buy popcorn to go from movie theaters
>Play his PS5
>record new podcasts

Life is good if your name is Scorpio Sky

Kek why put Top Flight in another ladder match?

oh damn spetember to remember is also stacked next week

Yall should give WWE another shot.


I dont blame you for tuning out but it's gotten a lot better now.


Perfect time to come back, we have a huge PLE coming up Sept 20th

FEELIN' LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH

>>18811722
'Tis tradition I'm afraid

>>18811750
refurbished ps5

>>18811722
kek piggapoo so fat and retarded he can't type correctly

>>18811750
an underreported nepo hire living the sweet life courtesy of AEW

>>18811748
Cope and Seethe are my favorite tag team

>>18811751
Tk is hoping they KWAB themselves so he they can go back to college instead

>>18811750
In all honestly would a Series X be a better investment over a PS quintuple?

>>18811751

Top Flight are AEW's Hardy Boyz. They just can't get over for some reason...

>>18811754
>Yall should give WWE another shot.
>I dont blame you for tuning out but it's gotten a lot better now

I agree. I started watching again cause AEW sucks lately and I like it way better now.

>>18811755
imagine Mama Wayne stripping to that song
if Mina can't do it in the ECW Arena, she should

>>18811754
>PLE
one of my demands before I consider watching it again is that they stop calling them this

>>18811754
Beg harder

>>18811754
I watch both companies, lil bro. Both companies have their strengths and weaknesses.

Adam Priest is based ngl

his slampig kinda thicc

>>18811773
Yung Bussin' was getting mogged hard so he begged his mom to put the twins away.

Amira meaty arms
can get it

Hate this little runt faggot so much. Need to see an indian drone fly in the building and blow this little Paki into fucking smithereens like a little KWAB

Who tf is this Oku cat?

>>18811796
RevPro dude

I hate seeing Okada on screen now because it just reminds me of how much hes just phoning it in and scamming Tonedawg. Shit pisses me the fuck off

Still don't like Kazu's new theme

>>18811757
It's just a PS2 on top of a PS3 duct taped together but he doesn't know

>>18811783
I feel bad about liking him because guys like him are cursed. I feel like the morally responsible thing to do would be tell him to quit wrestling and get an office job. Otherwise he's gonna die all fucked up and brain damaged and too young

>>18811795
on monitor your turn

The Unified belt looks like the original AEW Women's championship

Is there a woman being stabbed in the audience?

oku from the atom smol school of working out in videos games = working out in real life

Looks like Alexander/Hechicero vs. Bucks vs. Brodido vs. JetSpeed in a ladder match at All Out.

>>18811767
Game Pass is a monkey's paw because it has a ton of exclusives and Triple A games but Microsoft now admits it fucked over anyone that wasn't one of the internal teams and they had to fire a bunch of dev teams that made great games but ironically "no one bought them" because they were on Game Pass.

>>18811796
Top guy out of RevPro in England
the NJPW/AEW allied promotion over there.

>>18811815
>>18811807
>>18811806
Enough with the fucking frogs aew faggot sissy cunts

HE GOT A TWO THIRDS PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNIN'

holy fuck

Why is the belt on the line in a tournament match? Oku could have beat Okada,Died to Takeshita, and then we still get Okada Vs. Takeshita. It's too predictable. This is something I'm perhaps not Sicko enough to understand.

Im backstage at gorilla position and Tony Khan cant stop fucking farting.

It smells so fucking bad

I think he shit himself

>>18811825
Well now he is dead

This Oku dude moves around pretty zesty

kek he took that bump in front of that little kid, based kid seeing some action

Why is this dude built like a black Adam Cole

So, some thoughts.

>I think Bron is missing that special something that will make him "the guy" in the company like an Austin was, but will still have a great 10-15 year long career as the undisputed 1a guy in the same way Undertaker or Batista did. Him and Trick Williams are going to carry the company for the next decade.
>Logan Paul is the greatest wrestler in the world, and the best wrestler in 25 years. He's a 10/10 in literally metric of what it takes to be a pro wrestler. Literally born for this.
>Liv Morgan and Naomi are both fucking hilarious and entertaining. I never thought I'd see the day when a woman's segment or match started and I didn't immediately pull out my phone and half watch, but they're both legitimately two of the most entertaining people in wrestling.
>The AAA PPVs on youtube have been fantastic
>Chad Gable is like the perfect midcard wrestler in that he knows he'll never be the mainline guy because he's a midget, but still gives every storyline his all and gets everything over, and is memorable
>AEW isnt good

>>18811826
frogposter website newfag

dat nigga gon need a backiotomy

>>18811754
Cringe

Can't remember the last time I saw a promo for a G-rated movie

Michael Oku is a lucky man

>>18811850
>AEW isnt good
read this first and didn't bother with the rest

someone just threw a brick through my window with the words "WATCH AEW" on it

>>18811859
Nope its great kek

>>18811851
brother

>>18811820
>working out in videos games = working out in real life
>was at a bar earlier and watching the Mets almost give me hope before they restored my alcoholism.
>Guy: "Games are training our kids to be killers! Lookit that guy that killed Charlie Kirk! He had the death code!"
>"The what"
>Guy: "On his bullet, he put in a video game code that can kill you in real life."
>"...yeah. From Helldivers. Fun game."
>Guy stares at me.
>Guy: "Do...you know the death code?"
>"...no. It's uh...DLC. You pay for it."
>Guy: "OF COURSE THEY MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT. FUCKING JE-"

and that's when the bartender told him to shut the fuck up and just watch the game. But yeah, some folks believe in it.

>>18811861
Big if true

>>18811858
bruh
literally

>>18811862
everyone is saying this

>>18811856
G-rated movies sell themselves better without needing to promo like they are going out of style.

>>18811871
>>18811862
NO IT'S NOT!

Why is Okada working so hard for black adom cole?

>>18811858
You think those are real marble countertops?

>first time Okada has met Oku
But has he met the most fiendish wizard ever that sent a samurai to the future?

this nigga needs to get on the kyle fletcher plan but idk if he would ever have the personality anyway

>>18811864
None of this happened.

Wait why is Raja Jackson wrestling for AEW now? EVIL fucking company

>>18811858
big pale fat Irish ass
yumola 2bh

>>18811864
Even Buddy wouldn’t make this cringe up.

>>18811888
Kek Raja coming in and wrestling flippy like Oku would be the greatest

>>18811881
Kek

>>18811885
it happened just now in my mind bar. I'm very drunk.

>>18811878
All the dudes from OSW look like right

Is ribeye or ny strip better?

>>18811888
I wish the big guy did aew watchalongs live on stream, i'd even watch him do wwe

>>18811808
kek

>>18811898
I do have schizo's come up and talk to me sometimes, mostly veterans that are nuts.

is death rider garcia based? how we feeling

AND HIS OPPNENET....

UNLIMITED
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ENERGY


FEED ME FUCKING MORE!!!!!

>>18811919
already way more based than babyface garcia

What's with The Shining music cue before Death Rider's music ?
is Mox supposed to have gone insane like Jack Torrance? and this is all playing out in his head/

What's so Oku about him?

>>18811919
Dude needed that heel turn to save his career

>>18811925
He looks sad as fuck at the fans flipping him off

>>18811835
>Why is the belt on the line in a tournament match? Oku could have beat Okada,Died to Takeshita, and then we still get Okada Vs. Takeshita. It's too predictable. This is something I'm perhaps not Sicko enough to understand.
Didn't need a crystal ball for this prediction. I did like how Oku's left softly tried to kick out instead of him just being a total deadfish for the 3-count.

HOLY COW


HOLY COW


HOLY COW

>>18811917
his NJPW/DDT music fucks even harder.
rare case of 2 GOATed intro themes in 2 promotions. He should just use the NJPW/DDT one in AEW tho. He used to but then they stopped for some reason.

>>18811939
Based Brian keeping kayfabe on social media

i went wwe show in cadfrf saw chrlot flare jey uso banica belar

>>18811919
I'm actually somewhat interested in a Garcia storyline for once

>>18811928
nipolas
AEW employment approved

>>18811934

Oku has potential and I wanted to see him go further. He needs the 2 chicken, 1 asparagus diet tho.

>>18811939
WHY BRIAN WHY

>>18811919
Jericho Vortex Garcia>Death Riders Garcia>Garcia on his own

Why the FUCK are they wasting the Fletcher Hangman feud right now? Kyle Fletcher should be THE GUY to take the title off Hangman, preferably soon. But he clearly wont win.

Marina has a match against her husband and kept the nips covered, sad times.

>>18811939
skinniest and smartest E-drone right here

>>18811914
VFWs and Russian Tea Rooms are the places I sometimes roll the dice on. Most of the time no one gives a shit as long as you're quiet and drinking. But sometimes you get a guy who's adamant you prove you served or you've got Eastern Promises ink

wow WWE getting you sold out chants even on Collision

>>18811970
Wardlow was the originally planned match. He tore his pec doing 1 move on his comeback.

>>18811970
I'd do an hour long draw to end All Out and fuck with the fed.

>>18811970
cause wardlow tore his pec at forbidden door thus an audible was called

>YOU SOLD OUT
...why are they chanting about WWE?

>>18811972
Marina will be fined $50,000 for this infraction of her contractual agreement

>>18811983
Wardlow is like the Anti-Mick Foley.

>>18811970
He's got a lot of potential, but he's just not ready. And he needs to put on some damn socks.

>>18811983
>>18811980
Okay but why choose Fletcher? He should be the guy to beat Hangman, not just some obligatory filler title feud.
Who else is more credible that should beat him?

You know who didn’t betray his friends because he lost a lot?
Buddy.

>>18811987
very reasonable

>>18811877
>You think those are real marble countertops?
Look real to me

The plain shorts with the asics is a dimeless look. He looks like a young lion.

>>18811977
I can go into VFW's since being stationed in Korea counts as being in war.

Unironically that part. I really think Hangman just isnt a good champion. Like at all

Danny in the Death Riders is a good fit. He needs to get some edge.

>>18811995
Fletcher can lose to Hangman now while still TNT champion and you tell the story that he can clearly beat Hangman one day, just not yet. But you show the audience definitively that Fletcher belongs in that Main Event mix. Then one day down the line when they come back around to it, it means more when Fletcher beats him

>>18812005
he's just mox's young boy right now

Riho in singles action this Wednesday. Yay!

>>18812010
>here's a reddit post I agree with
Hanger board, newfag. Go back.

So the angle is Garcia sucks at doing heel shit?

i NEED to see Marina totally ruthlessly crushing and ruining Garcia's zesty bussy

>>18812015
Yeah thats Understandable. but Hangman really shouldnt be champion that long.

>>18812017
>Yuta
>Garcia
>Shooter
Being Moxley's young boy seems to guarantee being dimeless

>>18812000
it's a Nips fed. bras not permitted
it's right there in the fine print

I thought Danny wore the long socks because his legs look fucked from his wreck.

>>18812035
based

>>18812003
does she get em out at all ?

>>18812023
>I AM ACTING!!!! >:[
lol okay enjoy your dimeless "mens" world champ

>Garcia teases the dance then double flips bird at the audience but it happens only in PiP
WELP

>>18812023
>he really posted this thinking it's a cool picture
LMAO

>>18812017


Lmao...

Garcia has the same haircut as Atreus from GoW. Paired with Bald Mox, he really is just a young BOY. This is his Asgard excursion.

>>18812038
just imagine Roddy getting to watch every night as a line of dudes queues up at the Days Inn to flick those and he watches from the comfort of his corner chair with a Yoo-Hoo

Nipple status?

>>18812049
SLOPPY
FUCKING
SHOP

no wonder aew will never be taken seriously! their production flat out Sucks!
with a capital fucking S!

>>18812055
The Evolved Patrician

Jesus Christ whose boots are disintegrating?

>>18812059
right here >>18812038

>>18812054
>>18812017
Why the fuck are you guys talking about young boys? Tony Khan's proclivities rubbing off on ya?

OH SHIT

why does no one force a few gummy bears down Kyle's throat in a match?

>>18812080
Aminata looks like wren.

>>18812084
Youd love to see that wouldnt you, little faggot aewcuck

>>18812080
aminata looks like she fucks white men

>>18812072
young boy is a Japanese dojo term that refers to a junior in training rank/status
You just outed yourself as a pedophile who is projecting

>>18812084
One of the Outrunners has diabetes as well

>>18812090
AGREED

I want to rape this little faggot uppity referee. Nasally voiced bald little bitch.

>>18812087
gummy bears is the hill you're going to die on?

>Hurt knee
>Missile drop kick from apron
Sometimes wrestlers aren't bright.

>another great Collision flies by
see you next week bros

Damn Danny doesn't even get his own theme now

a visual plea

BASED MATCH

DADDY MAGIC BROS

I am in shambles.

Terrible fucking show
2/10
Waste of time

>>18812110
daddy magic...

Big week coming up bros. All Out WEEK!

>>18812110
Need to see them in bloody match soon

>>18812115
but enough about every shooter match ever

>>18812110
>tfw Daddy Magic's nipples aren't hard

>>18812119
I think that, you shouldnt look forward to next week cause your going get destroye by wwe

>>18812110

All the white he had on led me to believe he was gonna bleed again.

>>18812110
Keeping Daddy Magic on commentary during DG matches to be the voice of his conscience in a way is pretty neat
Moxley is absolutely gonna make Daddy Magic bleed like it's 1985 soon

>>18812110
Daddy Magic taking a massive shart in his pants while Garcia pretends not to notice

mai sickofu <3

3-hr Dynamite on Wed bros! Very hype!

>>18812142
She would be repulsed by you irl and move away if you stood next to her at the show.

>>18812129
Actually good storytelling, especially since Mox was leading Danny around the match with heel 101 stuff so the transformation isn't 100% locked-in.

>>18812127
good morning saarrrrrrr

>>18812142
WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT SHOWS.... except her she cute :3

>>18812142
literally at every show. she must have an @.

>>18812143
CAN'T WAIT!!

>>18812142
AEW undefeated for the qts

bros just got back from traveling abroad
looking like all out is shaping up to be an all timer
looking like AEW still has honeys watching the show
looking like the matches have been based
yeah im thinkin we won

>>18812178
based world traveler AEW chad

Where's the tzg?

>>18812142
there was another qt on hardcam side wearing the FOR THE SICKOS shirt

>>18812178
Where did you go?

>>18812246
spent a week in chile
fucking love king sue like you wouldn't believe bro

>>18812726
our Mexican envoy hottie

>>18812843
boobas

>>18812208
its up now