Thread 18820748

What would you do if one day you woke up as Tony Khan?

>>18820748 (OP)
Coke

Kill ROH and bring back AEW Dark

Buy a bunch of the best small venues in the country and ban TKO from using them.

>>18820748 (OP)
>>18820749
kekkles

>>18820748 (OP)
I'd make the booking bad on purpose and watch Dave defend everything for weeks or months before revealing what I did.

>>18820748 (OP)
Book weekly pudding matches for the AEW women's division

>>18820748 (OP)
do a cartwheel out the window

>>18820748 (OP)
Make a special PPV to fix AEWs diversity hire problem.
>World Title: Jon Moxley beats Hangman
>TNT: Kenny Omega beats Kyle Fletcher
>Unified: Okada beats Swerve
>Tag Team: Paragon beat Brodido
>Trios: Death Riders beat Opps
>Womens: Toni Storm beats Amunita
>TBS: Kris Statlander beats Mercedes Mone

>ROH World: Mark Briscoe beats Bandido
>ROH TV: Eddie Kingston beats Mark Wayne
>ROH Pure: PAC beats Lee Johnson
>ROH Women: Marina Shafir beats Athena
>ROH Women TV: Taya Valkyrie beats Red Velvet

>>18820748 (OP)
>IM FUCKING RICH, BITCH

>>18820748 (OP)
Call up Vince and tell him to show my the dildo room

>>18820748 (OP)
Let somebody else run AEW while I spend all day shitposting on /pw/

>>18820748 (OP)
I would beat the fucking shit out of this guy if it was in a legally sanctioned match.

>>18820748 (OP)
Two chicks at the same time, man

>>18820748 (OP)
Shit in the street then head over to my local animal shelter

>>18820748 (OP)
Book a $1,000,000 Bra and Panties Elimination Battle Royale with all of the biological women on the roster. Oh, and the match is a shoot.

Use the production crew company to film a video where I literally kneel down and apologized to WWE. I tell them I am sorry for taking damn food off the table and then I end video by saying “India supreme Pakistan is garbage just like AEW” and then I dissolve AEW company forever and let everyone go back to WWE for Wrestlemania.

>>18820748 (OP)
Call Sammy and have him help me rape Sasha

>>18820748 (OP)
>get a haircut and shave
>get /fit/ and buy some nice clothes
>give AEW to Kenny Omega
>give ROH to Bryan Danielson
>call HHH live on TV and tells him to suck a bag of saudi dicks
>buy an island
>impregnate and marry Mina
>live with Mina and our dozen of children in our island for the rest of our lives

I'd fuck the entire womens locker room

>Grow my hair and beard out.
>Start wearing colorful suits with clashing patterend shirts.
>Carry a .44 magnum everywhere I go and threaten insubordinates with it in a way that is legal ambiguous

>>18820748 (OP)
Fuck a buncha onlyfans hot bitches, fire every nigger, jew, tranny & leftist on the AEW payroll, probably buy the best coke possible and do it til I'm near heart attack, then slowly come down

>>18821879
KEK! Based

>>18821879
WINNER

>>18821879
Samesies

>>18821879
Replace onlyfans whores with Japanese Idols, I'm down for the rest.

>>18821879
Replace coke with meth, I'm with ya on the rest.