Thread 18835515

Cry'ri Edition

(The Captain is sad after losing to La Primera because Iyo and Asuka will not stop fighting. Asuka's menopause is hitting a new level while Iyo has the IQ of a pack of cup noodles and can't understand what's going on. It ain't easy being the Captain but still she 'rimains CUTE and SEXO as we sail towards Kairipalooza!)

Previous: >>18792223

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

Kairi is cute

if asuka really does fully turn on iyo on saturday, what are they gonna do with kairi?
it seems she hasn't liked any bit of this so far. so i can't see her going along with asuka enthusiastically.
i don't think they should turn kairi heel again but if they're sticking her with asuka it kinda has to happen.
she could have like a maxxine in alpha academy type arc where asuka bullies her until she grows some courage and stands up to her.

>>18835569
It's gonna lead to some sort of tag match. Probably Kubuki warriors vs Rhiyo. Asuka will continue being a complete bitch to Kairi until she snaps leading to a match at Mania.

I hate seeing the Captain sad bros

UF'ri

>>18835530
Many are saying this
>>18836011
Same lad

Kairi's cute little butthole

>>18836462
Fun fact: Kairi has never pooped

You people, assuming there is more than one of you, are disgusting creeps and not just Kairi, but most people on the planet would be revolted if they had to stand in the same room as you.
And yes my fucking monitor is on.

>>18835577
>leading to a match at mania.
More like the go home show on smackdown.

>>18836666
Ok now move the mirror from in front of it

I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n!

>>18836710
Kek anti bodied

>>18836462
In my mouth

>>18836756
Based cheese-head but take a Neko 'ri

>>18837033
'ri found a kitty!

>>18836666
WASTED. We all know that Kairi loves lewding herself and being objectified by her 'ritards

>>18835515 (OP)
should have made it
>/arrrr/ Cry'ri Sane General

>>18836666
Kairi loves her fans and posts in this thread

>>18837895
She's the person that posts Kawaiiri

>>18838722
This thread needs Kawaiiri sane

Princess of Luchadors

>>18836666
Stop looking at your selfies

>>18838718
Ohh should have AI'd that watermark

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z6gqJn0fY the Cap'n needs our help ASAP lads

>>18840660
Kairi is brilliant here

>>18835515 (OP)
SHAMONEH
HEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18840794
But she looks afraid of Asuka's rage

>>18838722
based, she also ESL posts

>>18841123
Wouldn't you be?

>>18841123
Asuka has a large penis

>>18841528
Why would you say that about Asuka

>>18841528
Jealous?

I just wanna post 'ri's

We're so back!

>>18836011
yea...thanks a lot OP lawl

>>18836568
Duh, we all know girls don't do that.

>>18841528
Asuka has large penis energy*

My tongue deep inside Kairi’s butthole

Do we know what anime she likes or do we only know she likes Dr. Slump?

>>18841608
Lewd player

>>18842166
Please stop posting ugly kairi. Post only 2022-2025 kairi.

Captain on page 9? not on my watch!!!

>>18842166
This kawaii looking mf surely loves Ranma 1/2. Also Dr slump was called just Arale in Mexico
>>18842291
Just say you're gay anon

>>18843063
Based bumper

>>18843138
she mentioned ranma 1/2?

I love 'ri so much

>>18843161
Kek No, just my wishful thinking
>>18843496
Same lad same

Ahoooy~

Doesn't asuka like that 80s anime with the alien girl?

>>18842166
I feel like she would enjoy Girls und panzer

Page 6 already?

>>18844844
no, page 4

>>18843892
Ahooy lad
>>18844344
What anime? 'ri should see Agent Aika

>>18845068
This one? Doesn't Asuka have gear based on this anime?

>>18845128
I only recognize the character for cosplayers kek but no the anime

Flying back to page 1!!!!!!!!!

>>18845405
I'm pretty sure it's legit a 70s or early 80s boomer anime

Goofy ass player coming trough

>>18845746
AJ and Batman are the only men to have put their hands on Kairi's special place.

>>18846548
There is zero evidence that the batman achieved this.

>>18840660
So this is what Kairi would like if she bogged her lips

Was cool to see Shayna at Homecoming

>>18846240
smol groover

The doubloons rated number 15 on the 'WWE's 20 Weirdest and Worst Products Ever Released'.
https://www.gamespot.com/gallery/wwes-20-weirdest-and-worst-products-ever-released/2900-2643/
Bet those chuds ain't laughing now that Kairibucks have gone to the moon since Kairi herself hoovered up everything left on ebay, just so she could throw them on the ground in front of greedy children.

AH

AH

AH

>>18847163
Arms flailing...money shot to finish. Kairi really is one of the best sellers in the game.

Loot from kabuki

Good player 'ri

>>18835569
Really hoping the Kabukis actually turn up, even if it's only to support Iyo. I'm assuming they won't split anytime soon. Those 2 new shirts make me think they'll be getting a tag-push. Maybe Asuka will accidentally hurt Kairi and realise she was being a bitch. I'd much rather see 'ri stay true to her face nature and stick up for herself instead of gradually becoming corrupted by Asuka. Though I suppose she was still cute as a heel.

>>18847401
I love Kairi, but I despise that spot.

>>18847445
I like the move. But Kairi fears her own power and judged that Vaq could only handle the half double-stomp.

>>18847330
>>18847336
>>18847373
>>18847395
>>18847401
Piracy wins again!

>>18843138
She’s disgusting. Give me bimbo gym kairi. Yuck.

>>18835515 (OP)
Sane

>Asuka colors
>Iyo style
LORE

>>18848271
AND I COOOOOOM
I COOM ALL NIGHT AND DAAYYYY

Should Kairi get some pirate metal thrme music?
https://youtu.be/ZglX4P-tpcA

>>18846723
this
>>18847048
doesn't shayna still work for the WWE as an agent or producer?

>>18847114
they do admit she needs treasure

>>18848271
Hell yeah new 'ri just dropped and is purple 'ri
The Cap'n is ready for Kairipalooza we getting least a few new 'ris tomorrow

Kairi is a pancake

>>18849487
And I wanna put my syrup on it if ya picking up what I'm putting down

>>18847330
based thief

>>18848271
That’s the same dresser who did Lyra and Ivy. Based.

>>18847491
It's the overly cooperative nature, and the person taking being a dumbass for holding the ropes for so long before taking the stomp, for the reason I hate it. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

'rikini 'running to page 1

>>18844512
Good shit. Id rewatch the series again.
Never seen dr slump anime but the manga was fun.

>>18845405
Just search Lum, you should find the title. Or just search the image.

>>18848765
kek

>>18849008
And they said the coins were adorable. It was the suggestion that they were a pointless way to spend 5 bucks that bothered me.

>>18848882
kek that was a jam.
I reckon Kairi's current theme is some of def rebels best work. It really captures the vibe of what it means to be a Japanese pirate girl.

>>18851128
Yea it can look bad when the receiver holds on too long. They just need to stay in a tree of woe and not grab the ropes until a second before Kairi hits it.

>>18849528
*picks it up*
*sniffs it*
*puts it in pocket*

What kind of visas are the girls on? I assume the new visa thing doesn't apply to them

https://youtu.be/l0usV_kf-Zc

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Just get me to the airport and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain, oh no oh ho
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, cuz he's fucking gay
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain, oh no oh ho ho

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes, oh no oh oh ho
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes, oh no oh oh ho ho

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi

Friday night 'ri

IYO o Vaquer lads?

>>18852398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCW7Aw8ugOI&list=RDyCW7Aw8ugOI&start_radio=1

Based. I have also heard rumors that...

The joshi are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now
They got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque-a-go-go
But 'ri just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well, Kairipalooza really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker now
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker now

Is this true?

the savage nature of the Hojo

>>18835515 (OP)
I like Kairi but this pic is awful. (My monitor is on, I'm not looking into a mirror or anything else that could reflect my likeness, nor am I looking at photos or a video recording of myself. Nor am I reading or being told my own physical description as I have temporarily blinded and deafened myself)

>>18852927
I hope you didn't pay good money for that self-portrait, anon.

>>18852927
I hope you didn't pay good money for that portrait, anon.

>try to make a poi bait thread based on current events
>people just turned it into a normal poi thread

>>18852927
You need to stop imagining the day you were born. Your mom already regrets enough

>>18853205
Kek I just came from there, based music videos btw

>>18853327
cute

>>18853327
lawl nice. I don't give a shit about the politics of mania in Saudi. I'm glad they took the $250 milly payday and I hope to see Kairi in 'riyadh

>>18853205
>>18853334
yea that vid was super cute

What kind of dog breed cheese? he looks like some sort of weiner/spaniel mix

>>18853327
Kek

>>18853773
cheese kransky

>>18853773
Long haired dachshund.

For the first time in /pw/ history a wrestler has had to concurrent threads reach bump limit not only once, but TWICE. Kek, what a trendsetting anime looking mf!

Cheese is simply bodacious

>>18853906
The splendor of Golden 'ri has captivated /pw/ and the wrestling world. I miss B thread already. Shit was so cash.

>Becko is sore after her Palooza outing.
>Iyo Hogan sets up Kairi vs Becko.
>Kairi IC champ outta nowhere.
>Asuka pretends to be happy. Visible seethe.
Manifest birthday Ho-champ with me 'ritards!

>>18853906
Good job lads

Captain back on top!

I made a 'ri!

>>18852702
She's been listening to Asuka's rock n' roll cassette tapes in the car again

I have stolen chibi 'ri from kabuki and don't plan on giving her back.

>>18855564
jesus 'ri?
>>18855940
based pirate

>>18854191
I believe!

>>18852702
The 'Rimones

>>18848882
That would be good, or some salty dog pirate punk like this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vshl11U1PQ

>>18852741
Hojo's tummy

Is everyone ready for Kairipalooza tonight?

>>18857646
'ri is backstage with asuka right lads?
New hair 'ri incoming

>>18858659
If Asuka is there then so is 'ri

Goofy ass player in her way to page 1

GO 'ri's lover

LETS GO IYYYOOOOOOO