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Anonymous No.18835515 >>18837890 >>18840840 >>18847928 >>18852927
/arrrr/ Kairi Sane General
Cry'ri Edition

(The Captain is sad after losing to La Primera because Iyo and Asuka will not stop fighting. Asuka's menopause is hitting a new level while Iyo has the IQ of a pack of cup noodles and can't understand what's going on. It ain't easy being the Captain but still she 'rimains CUTE and SEXO as we sail towards Kairipalooza!)

Previous: >>18792223

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
Anonymous No.18835530 >>18836433
Kairi is cute
Anonymous No.18835569 >>18835577 >>18847426
if asuka really does fully turn on iyo on saturday, what are they gonna do with kairi?
it seems she hasn't liked any bit of this so far. so i can't see her going along with asuka enthusiastically.
i don't think they should turn kairi heel again but if they're sticking her with asuka it kinda has to happen.
she could have like a maxxine in alpha academy type arc where asuka bullies her until she grows some courage and stands up to her.
Anonymous No.18835577 >>18836691
>>18835569
It's gonna lead to some sort of tag match. Probably Kubuki warriors vs Rhiyo. Asuka will continue being a complete bitch to Kairi until she snaps leading to a match at Mania.
Anonymous No.18836011 >>18836433 >>18841900
I hate seeing the Captain sad bros
Anonymous No.18836401
UF'ri
Anonymous No.18836433
>>18835530
Many are saying this
>>18836011
Same lad
Anonymous No.18836462 >>18836568 >>18837022
Kairi's cute little butthole
Anonymous No.18836568 >>18841958
>>18836462
Fun fact: Kairi has never pooped
Anonymous No.18836666 >>18836710 >>18837496 >>18837895 >>18839970
You people, assuming there is more than one of you, are disgusting creeps and not just Kairi, but most people on the planet would be revolted if they had to stand in the same room as you.
And yes my fucking monitor is on.
Anonymous No.18836691
>>18835577
>leading to a match at mania.
More like the go home show on smackdown.
Anonymous No.18836710 >>18837003
>>18836666
Ok now move the mirror from in front of it
Anonymous No.18836756 >>18837033
I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n!
Anonymous No.18837003
>>18836710
Kek anti bodied
Anonymous No.18837022
>>18836462
In my mouth
Anonymous No.18837033 >>18837413
>>18836756
Based cheese-head but take a Neko 'ri
Anonymous No.18837413
>>18837033
'ri found a kitty!
Anonymous No.18837496
>>18836666
WASTED. We all know that Kairi loves lewding herself and being objectified by her 'ritards
Anonymous No.18837890
>>18835515 (OP)
should have made it
>/arrrr/ Cry'ri Sane General
Anonymous No.18837895 >>18838722
>>18836666
Kairi loves her fans and posts in this thread
Anonymous No.18838718 >>18840313
Anonymous No.18838722 >>18839468 >>18841374
>>18837895
She's the person that posts Kawaiiri
Anonymous No.18839468
>>18838722
This thread needs Kawaiiri sane
Anonymous No.18839604
Princess of Luchadors
Anonymous No.18839970
>>18836666
Stop looking at your selfies
Anonymous No.18840313
>>18838718
Ohh should have AI'd that watermark
Anonymous No.18840660 >>18840794 >>18846833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z6gqJn0fY the Cap'n needs our help ASAP lads
Anonymous No.18840794 >>18841123
>>18840660
Kairi is brilliant here
Anonymous No.18840840
>>18835515 (OP)
SHAMONEH
HEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.18841123 >>18841503 >>18841528
>>18840794
But she looks afraid of Asuka's rage
Anonymous No.18841374
>>18838722
based, she also ESL posts
Anonymous No.18841503
>>18841123
Wouldn't you be?
Anonymous No.18841528 >>18841537 >>18841541 >>18842004
>>18841123
Asuka has a large penis
Anonymous No.18841537
>>18841528
Why would you say that about Asuka
Anonymous No.18841541
>>18841528
Jealous?
Anonymous No.18841608 >>18842273
Anonymous No.18841757
I just wanna post 'ri's
Anonymous No.18841767
We're so back!
Anonymous No.18841900
>>18836011
yea...thanks a lot OP lawl
Anonymous No.18841958
>>18836568
Duh, we all know girls don't do that.
Anonymous No.18842004
>>18841528
Asuka has large penis energy*
Anonymous No.18842018
My tongue deep inside Kairi’s butthole
Anonymous No.18842166 >>18842291 >>18843138 >>18844512
Do we know what anime she likes or do we only know she likes Dr. Slump?
Anonymous No.18842273
>>18841608
Lewd player
Anonymous No.18842291 >>18843138
>>18842166
Please stop posting ugly kairi. Post only 2022-2025 kairi.
Anonymous No.18843063 >>18843144
Captain on page 9? not on my watch!!!
Anonymous No.18843138 >>18843161 >>18847555
>>18842166
This kawaii looking mf surely loves Ranma 1/2. Also Dr slump was called just Arale in Mexico
>>18842291
Just say you're gay anon
Anonymous No.18843144
>>18843063
Based bumper
Anonymous No.18843161 >>18843709
>>18843138
she mentioned ranma 1/2?
Anonymous No.18843496 >>18843709
I love 'ri so much
Anonymous No.18843709
>>18843161
Kek No, just my wishful thinking
>>18843496
Same lad same
Anonymous No.18843892 >>18845068
Ahoooy~
Anonymous No.18844344 >>18845068
Doesn't asuka like that 80s anime with the alien girl?
Anonymous No.18844512 >>18851210
>>18842166
I feel like she would enjoy Girls und panzer
Anonymous No.18844844 >>18845062
Page 6 already?
Anonymous No.18845062
>>18844844
no, page 4
Anonymous No.18845068 >>18845128
>>18843892
Ahooy lad
>>18844344
What anime? 'ri should see Agent Aika
Anonymous No.18845128 >>18845405
>>18845068
This one? Doesn't Asuka have gear based on this anime?
Anonymous No.18845405 >>18846049 >>18851233
>>18845128
I only recognize the character for cosplayers kek but no the anime
Anonymous No.18845746 >>18846548
Flying back to page 1!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.18846049
>>18845405
I'm pretty sure it's legit a 70s or early 80s boomer anime
Anonymous No.18846240 >>18847081
Goofy ass player coming trough
Anonymous No.18846548 >>18846723
>>18845746
AJ and Batman are the only men to have put their hands on Kairi's special place.
Anonymous No.18846723 >>18849002
>>18846548
There is zero evidence that the batman achieved this.
Anonymous No.18846833
>>18840660
So this is what Kairi would like if she bogged her lips
Anonymous No.18847048 >>18849002
Was cool to see Shayna at Homecoming
Anonymous No.18847081
>>18846240
smol groover
Anonymous No.18847114 >>18849008
The doubloons rated number 15 on the 'WWE's 20 Weirdest and Worst Products Ever Released'.
https://www.gamespot.com/gallery/wwes-20-weirdest-and-worst-products-ever-released/2900-2643/
Bet those chuds ain't laughing now that Kairibucks have gone to the moon since Kairi herself hoovered up everything left on ebay, just so she could throw them on the ground in front of greedy children.
Anonymous No.18847163 >>18847245
AH

AH

AH
Anonymous No.18847245
>>18847163
Arms flailing...money shot to finish. Kairi really is one of the best sellers in the game.
Anonymous No.18847330 >>18847499 >>18850073
Loot from kabuki
Anonymous No.18847336 >>18847499
Anonymous No.18847373 >>18847499
Good player 'ri
Anonymous No.18847395 >>18847499
Anonymous No.18847401 >>18847445 >>18847499
Anonymous No.18847426
>>18835569
Really hoping the Kabukis actually turn up, even if it's only to support Iyo. I'm assuming they won't split anytime soon. Those 2 new shirts make me think they'll be getting a tag-push. Maybe Asuka will accidentally hurt Kairi and realise she was being a bitch. I'd much rather see 'ri stay true to her face nature and stick up for herself instead of gradually becoming corrupted by Asuka. Though I suppose she was still cute as a heel.
Anonymous No.18847445 >>18847491
>>18847401
I love Kairi, but I despise that spot.
Anonymous No.18847491 >>18851128
>>18847445
I like the move. But Kairi fears her own power and judged that Vaq could only handle the half double-stomp.
Anonymous No.18847499
>>18847330
>>18847336
>>18847373
>>18847395
>>18847401
Piracy wins again!
Anonymous No.18847555
>>18843138
She’s disgusting. Give me bimbo gym kairi. Yuck.
Anonymous No.18847928
>>18835515 (OP)
Sane
Anonymous No.18848271 >>18848855 >>18849069 >>18850148
>Asuka colors
>Iyo style
LORE
Anonymous No.18848765 >>18851664
Anonymous No.18848855
>>18848271
AND I COOOOOOM
I COOM ALL NIGHT AND DAAYYYY
Anonymous No.18848882 >>18851819 >>18856837
Should Kairi get some pirate metal thrme music?
https://youtu.be/ZglX4P-tpcA
Anonymous No.18849002
>>18846723
this
>>18847048
doesn't shayna still work for the WWE as an agent or producer?
Anonymous No.18849008 >>18851739
>>18847114
they do admit she needs treasure
Anonymous No.18849069
>>18848271
Hell yeah new 'ri just dropped and is purple 'ri
The Cap'n is ready for Kairipalooza we getting least a few new 'ris tomorrow
Anonymous No.18849487 >>18849528
Kairi is a pancake
Anonymous No.18849528 >>18851893
>>18849487
And I wanna put my syrup on it if ya picking up what I'm putting down
Anonymous No.18850073
>>18847330
based thief
Anonymous No.18850148
>>18848271
That’s the same dresser who did Lyra and Ivy. Based.
Anonymous No.18851128 >>18851856
>>18847491
It's the overly cooperative nature, and the person taking being a dumbass for holding the ropes for so long before taking the stomp, for the reason I hate it. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.
Anonymous No.18851164
'rikini 'running to page 1
Anonymous No.18851210
>>18844512
Good shit. Id rewatch the series again.
Never seen dr slump anime but the manga was fun.
Anonymous No.18851233
>>18845405
Just search Lum, you should find the title. Or just search the image.
Anonymous No.18851664
>>18848765
kek
Anonymous No.18851739
>>18849008
And they said the coins were adorable. It was the suggestion that they were a pointless way to spend 5 bucks that bothered me.
Anonymous No.18851819
>>18848882
kek that was a jam.
I reckon Kairi's current theme is some of def rebels best work. It really captures the vibe of what it means to be a Japanese pirate girl.
Anonymous No.18851856
>>18851128
Yea it can look bad when the receiver holds on too long. They just need to stay in a tree of woe and not grab the ropes until a second before Kairi hits it.
Anonymous No.18851893
>>18849528
*picks it up*
*sniffs it*
*puts it in pocket*
Anonymous No.18852201
What kind of visas are the girls on? I assume the new visa thing doesn't apply to them
Anonymous No.18852398 >>18852702
https://youtu.be/l0usV_kf-Zc

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Just get me to the airport and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain, oh no oh ho
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, cuz he's fucking gay
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain, oh no oh ho ho

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes, oh no oh oh ho
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna coom in Kairi
Kick hogwheels out his wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes, oh no oh oh ho ho

Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, I wanna coom in Kairi
Anonymous No.18852402
Friday night 'ri
Anonymous No.18852573
IYO o Vaquer lads?
Anonymous No.18852702 >>18855871 >>18856616
>>18852398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCW7Aw8ugOI&list=RDyCW7Aw8ugOI&start_radio=1

Based. I have also heard rumors that...

The joshi are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now
They got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque-a-go-go
But 'ri just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well, Kairipalooza really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker now
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker
Kairi is a punk rocker now

Is this true?
Anonymous No.18852741 >>18856947
the savage nature of the Hojo
Anonymous No.18852927 >>18852991 >>18853005 >>18853329
>>18835515 (OP)
I like Kairi but this pic is awful. (My monitor is on, I'm not looking into a mirror or anything else that could reflect my likeness, nor am I looking at photos or a video recording of myself. Nor am I reading or being told my own physical description as I have temporarily blinded and deafened myself)
Anonymous No.18852991
>>18852927
I hope you didn't pay good money for that self-portrait, anon.
Anonymous No.18853005
>>18852927
I hope you didn't pay good money for that portrait, anon.
Anonymous No.18853205 >>18853334 >>18853510
>try to make a poi bait thread based on current events
>people just turned it into a normal poi thread
Anonymous No.18853327 >>18853353 >>18853494 >>18853786
Anonymous No.18853329
>>18852927
You need to stop imagining the day you were born. Your mom already regrets enough
Anonymous No.18853334 >>18853510
>>18853205
Kek I just came from there, based music videos btw
Anonymous No.18853353
>>18853327
cute
Anonymous No.18853494
>>18853327
lawl nice. I don't give a shit about the politics of mania in Saudi. I'm glad they took the $250 milly payday and I hope to see Kairi in 'riyadh
Anonymous No.18853510
>>18853205
>>18853334
yea that vid was super cute
Anonymous No.18853773 >>18853860 >>18853888
What kind of dog breed cheese? he looks like some sort of weiner/spaniel mix
Anonymous No.18853786
>>18853327
Kek
Anonymous No.18853860
>>18853773
cheese kransky
Anonymous No.18853888
>>18853773
Long haired dachshund.
Anonymous No.18853906 >>18853952 >>18854334
For the first time in /pw/ history a wrestler has had to concurrent threads reach bump limit not only once, but TWICE. Kek, what a trendsetting anime looking mf!
Anonymous No.18853921
Cheese is simply bodacious
Anonymous No.18853952
>>18853906
The splendor of Golden 'ri has captivated /pw/ and the wrestling world. I miss B thread already. Shit was so cash.
Anonymous No.18854191 >>18856489
>Becko is sore after her Palooza outing.
>Iyo Hogan sets up Kairi vs Becko.
>Kairi IC champ outta nowhere.
>Asuka pretends to be happy. Visible seethe.
Manifest birthday Ho-champ with me 'ritards!
Anonymous No.18854334
>>18853906
Good job lads
Anonymous No.18854922
>tfw the b thread is dead
Anonymous No.18855229
Captain back on top!
Anonymous No.18855564 >>18856336
I made a 'ri!
Anonymous No.18855871
>>18852702
She's been listening to Asuka's rock n' roll cassette tapes in the car again
Anonymous No.18855940 >>18856336
I have stolen chibi 'ri from kabuki and don't plan on giving her back.
Anonymous No.18856336
>>18855564
jesus 'ri?
>>18855940
based pirate
Anonymous No.18856489
>>18854191
I believe!
Anonymous No.18856616
>>18852702
The 'Rimones
Anonymous No.18856837
>>18848882
That would be good, or some salty dog pirate punk like this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vshl11U1PQ
Anonymous No.18856947
>>18852741
Hojo's tummy
Anonymous No.18857646 >>18858659
Is everyone ready for Kairipalooza tonight?
Anonymous No.18858659 >>18859581
>>18857646
'ri is backstage with asuka right lads?
New hair 'ri incoming
Anonymous No.18859581
>>18858659
If Asuka is there then so is 'ri
Anonymous No.18860255
Goofy ass player in her way to page 1
Anonymous No.18863216
GO 'ri's lover
Anonymous No.18864777
LETS GO IYYYOOOOOOO