Thread 18858152

All Elite Wrestling Presents ALL OUT from The ScotiaBank Arena in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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MAIN CARD (3:00pm ET / 12:00pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher for the AEW World Championship
>Adam Copeland & Christian Cage vs. FTR
>Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin in a Coffin Match
>Timeless Toni Storm (c) vs. Jamie Hayter vs. Kris Statlander vs. Thekla for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mascara Dorada for the AEW Unified Championship
>The CEO Mercedes Mone (c) vs. Riho for the TBS Championship
>Brodido (c) vs. The Young Bucks vs. JetSpeed vs. Don Callis Family in a 4-Way Ladder Match For the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>MJF vs. Mark Briscoe in a Tables N' Tacks Match
>Eddie Kingston vs. Big Bill
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. Ricochet & GOA

>trailer park boys shout out
that's nice

BUBBLES

Who the fuck is this retard?

GIGAPOP FOR BUBBLES

>>18858129
stop thread splitting

kek

FUCKING BUBBLES IS ALL ELITE HOLY SHIT

Hammer time!

how the fuck did tony manage to get the green bastard

how did this edrone get on the show

Great stuff

based af

kek fucking based
bubbles board btw

Why can't we just use their slave names for one night only.

KINO

my stream is 10 mins late stop spoiling shit for me

THE GREEN BASTARD!!

hes my asshole

I can't tell if the music is quieter or if the explosion is louder.

I NEED A STREAM LINK!!

>>18858173
2 BASEFE TO EVER NOT BE BASEFE
WOLRD WEINSTEINBERG JEWTERTAINMENT BTFO

>>18858152 (OP)
THE
FUCKING
GREEN
BASTARD
HOLY SHIT

>>18858173
Go play in traffic

I'm happy for both of these Canadian fuckers

ON THIS DAY I SEETHE CLEARLY

>>18858189
Kys

WTF how are they allowed to show the 24/7 championship??

>>18858198
https://1max.top/

>>18858198
greatawakening.win

i lova canadians
northernlion and super best friends

Glad to see all my future fellow Americans having such a good time.

>>18858202
you can feel the love, they're really at their best together

I have no idea what the words are to this song

Why didn't Julian and Ricky come out?

Kek that crowd is so quiet
Fucking hell

>mega pop for christian
based, cope in shambles

HOLY FUCKING KINO AND BASED

Let's go Father fuck FTR

TYBTD!!!

niggas singin' that crying tears of pure maple syrup lol

GIGAPOP for christian

Edge screws Christian
SWERVE

London was louder, right?

PEEP GODS WHERE YOU NIGGAS AT

>>18858198
I'd give you it but this isn't the right thread

>>18858228
Top 100 sickos watching over there

Haven't begun drinking yet

>>18858208
thank you brother

EAT OUR ASSHOLE

If this was Chrisitan and Edge's final match of their careers, it wouldn't even be a bad spot to end it on

how did edge age so bad, like wtf seriously he looks bad even for 51 years old

>>18858232
>*Christian Cope
"The Patriarch" Cristian Cage (ft. Cope)

45 minute match incoming

why do I love FTR's song? am i a faggot and don't know it?

blinker checkpoint

>>18858254
Please no

I had a bad feeling all day, someone dies in the ring tonight :((

OOOOHHH FUCK THE REVIVAL

>>18858247
that is a great website it even has wwe network archives on it like old wwe and wcw

Is there any good bald guy in this company?

>>18858262
Enough about Wrestlepalooza

>>18858257
it's based

Xtian has aged gracefully meanwhile Cope looks like an ogre.

>"No Hoes" chant
Stoke is on the short list of greatest heel managers ever

>>18858260
fraid so

>>18858262
roster is stacked so that would be dimes

>>18858262
yeah wwe has a ppv running later tonight so it's very likely (historically speaking)

This is the most sober I've ever been for a PPV, wish I just took the day off of work.

>>18858275
Edge took more bumps.

>>18858262
Darby...

>Nose tape
Excellent storytelling

>>18858245
you just KNOW that girl has demolished her clam to the thought of christian.

>>18858198
I got you

https://discord.gg/qdZksfYZ

>>18858284
On his face?

>>18858275
Cope should have a blue circle over his face if you ask me

>>18858257
Isn't it the Midnight Express song?

>>18858291
*Will Hobbs

>>18858271
literally every bald guy in this company is great

>Post bumps
Dax won't be able to smell ever again :(

>>18858291
*swerve strickland

>>18858294
Yes.

>>18858299
It's a lawyer friendly version.

>>18858295
Based Vince watching AEDub with us!

>>18858276
I mean, the promo he cut about 'getting no hoes and fighting his entire life' did resonate with people

>>18858281
I got high early for it

if green bastard goes after stokely the roof is getting blown off the place

>>18858241
big tone blesses the t-dawgz with free YouTube links every PPV. he's truly a man of people.

>>18858313
great call

>>18858299
inspired by it yes

Edge and Cash have the same haircut

>>18858312
If you're not shooting h you're a bitch.

These Canucks are gonna do meme chants like the yuros too?

>>18858307
>people
*/pw/

solo christian >>> solo edge

edge only had 2 good programs solo (with matt and cena)
christian was always good everywhere

if chrisian had edge's chin and hair he'd be an all time GOAT

Gay mark chants feel even dumber after CMLL last night

serious question is this supposed to be the most wwe style match on this card?

>>18858328
if green bastard makes a run-in, then yes

>>18858328
Probably

>>18858324
truth

Why is the crowd chanting MY nickname? how do they know ME?

>>18858320
I have an aunt that's been narcaned back to life over a dozen times, Trump should ban that shit

>>18858324
Yeah yeah whatever take these blue dot strokes you jannetty.

>>18858323
Literally me

>>18858336
You're getting a push brother

Christian's head looks like a grape in that headlock.

>>18858262
Probably one of the old farts on the wwe show

This is definitely a dream match because it's putting my ass to sleep.

>>18858331
He'll fuck with Stoke and get a pop.

that slide lol

ASK HIM

ASK HIM REF

>>18858337
Narcan or heroin?

>>18858349
So much baby oil kek, he left a fucking streak

SAVE US DENISE SALCEDO

Cash is so fucking meaty, I hate being a tall lanklet

>>18858350
Jericho should come back and become a Trios team with Cage&Cope

YOU CANT SEE ME

BASED COPEMAN SHOUTING OUT THE LEGEND.

I popped

That's actually cool

crowd went literally euphoric, holy kek

THAT WAS SO BASED

Lol I misread one of the twitter handles on the tweets and thought it was from @sodutw for a second
It would be hilarious if one of his tweets gets featured

>5 knuckle shuffle
kek

>fed reference
CRINGE

OMG IT'S A REFERENCE

Gay reference

>>18858353
they narcan you back to life when you OD on heroin, stoopid

>>18858363
Get all the wrestlers over 45 and retire them all at once on big ass free for all match, let them feud for 6 months

GOAT

>>18858347
Kek

i popped.

Wow, congratulations Cope on getting the crowd to chant Cena.

>BASED HOMAGE TO WWE's ACE
AEW is all about class

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S TRADEMARKED

Lol, lmao even

>CENA COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
WWE'S LAWYERS ON THE PHONE AS WE SPEAK

big peacemaker fans

FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT CORNY SHIT

>cena over in smark crowd
fucking cannot believe explaining it to someone in 2011

What's with the weird graphical glitches on every camera cut? Pretty distracting. Watching on Triller.

Nice shout out to famed Shark Week host John Cena

Anyone seeing weird graphic glitches and cameras cutting in and out?

Cena chants in AEW

Does that mean we're getting Cena next year, Elitetitans?

Every time I see a Sharpshooter I scream it out loud like Vince on commentary in '96

El francotirador

Cena is coming out post match

>>18858382
There's a non-zero chance they actually sue for that one.

>>18858394
that's because the ring isn't protected from EMF

Nice shoutout to DC character Peacemaker

Tony would have made a better heel Cena storyline than Triple Fumbles

>>18858390
they eventually get a clue
just takes them much longer

>>18858400
zaslav made the call

>>18858390
It's easy, just tell them that dime drawers are slim to none in 2025.

>>18858396
WE GOT HIM SICKOS
He is retiring from sports entertainment but still has a professional wrestling run in him

Jon C. Nah is all elite ?!

homage to the guy I cucked

>>18858312
I tried watching wrestling on weed before, and I didn't like it. I just wanted it to get over with and it all felt faker to me. However it's still enjoyable with a THC soda to me.

>>18858390
I used to hate on cena but he won me over with the 2015 US title run

MEGA CRINGE

>>18858406
fucking bischoff could have done it better

>>18858413
He's the 3rd man

why is there a tripfag in here

GREEN BASTARD

>>18858400
yeah, with Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit

Still No Hoes

oh ffs

IT'S BETH PHOENIXXXXXXXXXX

Holy shit

STOKELY YOU FUCK

>>18858413
John Cena is his real name

>>18858396
his real retirement match is against Omega

Stokely pulled his bump card

where is missus cope taking Stoke bros?

awesome

Stokely is finna get raped

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Beth Cope has a ring to it

>>18858423
FUCK

Being carried out like a baby, Strokely is the GOAT

>Beth Phoenix
Damn I was hoping it was gonna be Green Bastard

KWAB

THE GLAMAZON IS ALL ELITE

>Beth Phoenix
kek he did tell Stoke she'd slap the lips off his stupid head

>>18858402
fucking kek

KWAB

She finally took his name.

KILL D*X
>KILL D*X
KILL D*X
>KILL D*X
KILL D*X
>KILL D*X

With Cope and FTR I should have known this match was gonna have all the yummy throwbackerinos

Carlos Cabrera selling like death lmao

I was hoping for a Green Bastard run in instead

Much better match than I expected!
This is going to save Cope's run, put it back on track

Edge Phoenix

>>18858375
I know that dipshit. Which one are you saying should be banned?

yo someone clip that for my snusnu folder plox

>>18858435
it was before TKO all star jewish lawyer squad copy righted it

i had my first orgasm (as a teenager) to beth pheonix.

still one of the hardest ones of my life. i remember legit crying after

That move is stoopid

Ridiculous you don’t kick out from that
Stupid

Cash is strong as fuck

FUCK YOU D*X
>YOU ARE BALD
FUCK YOU D*X
>YOU ARE BALD
FUCK YOU D*X
>YOU ARE BALD

Aew faggots marking out for washed up 50 year old ex WWE people will always make me laugh

If it wasn't for Punk and all that Saudi shit Strokely would have secured the KWABOTY today

that powerbomb was fucking textbook

>>18858474
look in the mirror epiggy

Spanish announce table didn't even survive the first match.

Twitter is saying the crowd is dead, just how bad is the PPV?

overbooked trash now

theres a lot of gay dudes on tumblr and twitter who fucking love cash for some reason

Worst spear I’ve ever seen

SUPER COPE

>wrestler's wife shows up to help at the ppv
great original booking idea there Tony

SUPER COPE

fucking end this shit

I mean Cope finished a match with a broken leg so it makes sense he could survive the SM

>>18858464
Oh. Narcan. I'm pretty sure Heroin is already illegal everywhere.

OVERBOOKED TRASH

>>18858453
Me after I try to get a hoe

Reminder this was supposed to be for the tag titles LOL
No one gives a fuck

>kicks out of 4 finishers
>hits 1 spear and wins

kek nice job there retards

Bury them Cope

lol

Start was great, ending sucked.

>>18858483
These guys need to be sent back to the fed
And they can take Buddy too

>>18858492
Beth had better matches than AJ Lee in the Diva era which says a lot about her

That was fucking ridiculous

good match but ending was rushed

odd finish

Better than jey uso

Both Cope and FTR matches are the definition of "it insists on itself"

>>18858482
>Twitter is saying
KEK

>>18858474
try to sound less mad next time

They just had to drag this shit out even longer. Save it for TV you fucking jackasses.
Also, Beth thong.

Remember to keep using the threadsplitting cunt's thread

What a dogshit start to the PPV
Save us Green Bastard

methinks nick wayne is playing possum with that 'broken foot'

MOMMY!!!

New thread at 290. Watch out for thread splitters

need a closeup of mama waynes tatas

>>18858508
please TK even if just to get this faggot out of the threads

Nick should fuck his own mom to establish himself

>>18858492
>WWE invented run-ins
E-drones really believe this shit lmao

we finna do 40 minutes of this slop

KEK

edge doesn't look that bothered lmao

>>18858469
Can't blame ya

THATS SEXIST

I miss buddy.

cope the dope

FTR are so fucked now

This is not over, based storyline, do you think we'll get Mother Wayne to take a bump at some point?

Why is this thread so dead?

is FTR really gonna rape Beth in the middle of the ring?

>>18858552
nah that's justice for stokely, brother

Fellas is this kayfabe NTR?

>>18858469
She had her days.

gotta get heat

holy shit that was so much better than when they did this with Cole and Brit and Jericho

>>18858560
D*x match

>>18858565
holy fuck

Cope looking mildly concerned.

>>18858560
/pw/ doesn't draw brother

>>18858469
my first orgasm was to maria back in the day.

Remember i didnt know how to jerk it so i was rubbing my cock into my knuckles and then fired off mostly blanks while moaning LOUDLY (parents ended up knocking on my door)

stop the sheaningangs and go on to the next match please tone

Should have called Gangrel

>>18858560
sickos usually have friends over watching the shows irl, also not too much downtime so...

CASTLEVANIA THEME MUSIC BROS, WW@?!

Am I supposed to pretend Beth Phoenix has never taken a bump before?

FTR just made a huge mistake....they just unleashed BROOD COPE

>>18858571
there's a reason he was only Emmy-nominated

>>18858577
Pauly Shore was almost Urkel levels of over in the 90s

Can we please get Christian away from this Copeland shit

PLAY THAT CASTLEVANIA SHIT NIGGA

>>18858565
good lord. felt my pecker quiver a little

>>18858558
yea ill bump my face into her tits alright

>>18858584
imagine if they change his theme

>>18858584
Right here baybeeee

>>18858561
tony finally went too far, i can no longer support aew after that

NEW THREAD
>>18858596
>>18858596
>>18858596
>>18858596
>>18858596
>>18858596

EDDIEBROS THE 16 MONTH DROUGHT IS FINALLY OVER

AEW is saved, the mad king has risen

OMG IS THAT EDGE?

>>18858584
still mad at this booking, was hoping the lights would just cut off and he'd do a run-in on Mox

>>18858587
What was it for, Money Plane?

MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING MAD KING

King of what?

A piss break match already

COLOSSAL fucking pop for Big Bill. Holy shit. How can people say this crowd is dead?

>>18858621
King of the BUMS

damn when did cass become so dimes? last time I remember he was spazzing on the floor at some high school gym

>>18858624
It's a Bill world

Gabe Kidd will show up and break his leg again

Why did Kingston grab his head after being pushed?

>>18858626
Bum army

Kingston is still fat

>>18858629
He's been over with the crowd for a while now

>>18858503
>>18858507
I think Christian was supposed to break up at least one of them. He came back into the match looking out of place and unsure what to do. Assuming he was late leaving Edge to have to kickout twice

>>18858742
Fatter than ever

it's the hurricane

>>18858788
Just like me

hook is such a shitty name
you cant google that shit