Thread 18995316

IYO Slayer Edition

(Rubber met the road on Monday Night 'ri as the Captain was forced to beat some sense into the traitorous tard named IYO. IYO put up a fight but the Captain's in-ring prowess and swashbuckling ferocity was too much for someone with such a low IQ like IYO. The Captain went over clean as whistle and looked incredibly CUTE and SEXO while doing it. Everything is going great for GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE as we look forward to this weekend at Crown 'ri in Kangarooland.)

Previous: >>18969631

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

Kairi is cute!

>>18995316 (OP)
I like her botch machine energy. Nearly got rid of one of the sushi club, hope she does it again

Kairi will see this film in theaters and shout
>KINO

Denounce barking at the mailman

>>18995316 (OP)
Based

I think it's great that the captain finally gets the respect she deserves. She BURIED that traitorous weasel by showing off her prowess to the point she won clean. This goes to show that /arrrrgirl/ belongs at the top.

>>18995379
It was absolutely GLORIOUS. Fuck Iyo Sky

>1A
>1A
>1A

>>18995505
how long is that mukade going to get

>>18995785
It will keep growing, the more evil she gets. Or the more evil she gets, the larger it grows.

Sweet new Kairi thread

>>18996807
her mary poppins entrance in the royal rumble is still the best

So the /arrrr/ and /iyo/ feud is only kayfabe right?

>>18995379
based Kairi is going to get a title match at the rumble [spoiler]and job to steph[/spoiler]

>>18996947
it's a shoot, brother

>>18995316 (OP)
The Michaels of the Sky Pirates and Threedom

>>18996947
Everyone from /arrrr/ posts in Iyo thread lol

>>18996947
As the OP I can say I am just keeping kayfabe alive brother jack dude. Kairi is my fave so I'm gonna simp hard for her against Iyo.

/arrrr/ cap'n deserves 'rispect

>>18996947
Shouldn't have betrayed her family.

Am I missing something? Everyone saw Iyo get up and wrestle after taking the Alabama slam. And then get up and wrestle again after taking another hard Alabama slam.
I used to think Kairi's 'bama's were weak. But maybe they're so strong only Iyo can survive a proper one.

My fellow 'ri tards, I propose we start sound posting
name the files [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Finserturl].webm and upload the audio to catbox.moe and anyone with the
>4chan sound player
extension running through violent monkey, tamper monkey, or grease monkey
will be able to hear the audio

>>18998110
It's just how Australian women are. This might happen to me 3 times while walking from the train station to the office. Very predatory creatures.

>>18998262
second example. webms, pngs, jpgs and I think gifs work, mp4s don't work

>>18998277
Why would you give Iyo glass?

>>18998292
mistakes were made

>>18998346
kek, the audio is off by like a second for some reason

>>18996807
That's /arrrr/ skipper!

time to grove

>>18995350
Is Cheese being smug because he knows how good his life is with Kairi being his caretaker human?

>>18998805
>The Empress's new groover

>>18998947
if you run the 4chan sound player script it plays sol's theme while kairi is dancing

Anyone got a pic/vid with audio you want me to make a sound post out of?

>>18998956
lolwut? surfin' 'ri?

>>18998974
https://rentry.co/Play4chansoundpost
it plays this audio over kairi dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkKVVvJRmvA

>>18998973
I had to remove the sound from most of my mp4's and compress them so they's be small enough for upload. How do you add sound to a pic? Does it only work with .gif? It'd be fun to upload some spooky sounds to Halloween 'ri's.
Where do I find this audio plugin?

>>18998998
the plugin should be in the rentry link. or google 4chan sound post.
you need to make the audio an mp3, upload it to catbox.moe and then name the file like
spooky 'ri[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Finserturl.mp3].webm
it seems like it works for jpgs, gifs, pngs and webms but if you do an mp4 the audio will play but the video in the plugin wont

>>18999026
>>18998998
so like assuming I didn't fuck up, this will play spooky scary skeletons

Freeze mudafucka

>>18999169
Love how Kairi is a mark for her fans

>>18999169
I want a hug too lads
'ritards deserve love

>>18998986
I used to have a much better version of this shit, but haven't found it since getting my new computer. This version fucks with my ability to control webms, so uninstalled.

>>18999750
I have violent monkey, you would need to ask /g/ or /vt/ what the better version is

>>18999757
No worries. In the past I've just waited until I saw a thread on /tv/ with a link to the version I like, but I just haven't stumbled upon one yet.
It'll happen when it happens.

>>18999511
Kairi deserves her pain for betraying Iyo

>>18999773
Iyo screwed Iyo

>>18999788
Many people are saying this

Kairi's shades!

guess who got KWAB of the decade
>>19000000

>>19000123
top keke, that gif made a cripple post gay porn

Let's post happy cheese to make everyone feel better about today's animal abuse
>>18998936
happy he isn't owned by a communist turk

>>18999788
>>19000017
Kabuki Traitors

>>19000123
oof you can be certain this actually happened with digits like those

>>19000129
Didn't hear about it. I generally try to avoid the news as it's pretty gloomy nowadays. But still contributin' some Cheese.

>>19000206
if you go on any other boards you might end up seeing it, an ecleb is abusing his dog.
not like Kairi, cheese obviously loves his mom

>>19000223
>cheese obviously loves his mom
Yea he knows he got it made

>>19000345
dogs can smell good people

>>18995316 (OP)
hi im a newfag kairifan please post more of her pits in hd preferably

>>18995316 (OP)
so real talk was that alabama slam a botch or joshi puroresu?

>>19000479
Iyo would have been fkd up if Kairi botched it

>>19000479
IYO hits shoulders first

>>19000479
It was a shoot message to Iyo for betraying the kabuki warriors.

>>19000359
He knows Kairi is Cheesehead Prime

happy 'ri :)

>>18999511
Kairi hugs would be unreal

Need Kairi training bro's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAlOL8rTuFc

>>19000133
FUCK YOU kabuki

>>19000721
Based che-zu

Bump

>>19000980
Need MILF sex with Yuzupon.

>>19001109
lol

'ri is in Australia already, hope the jetlag wasn't to bad for /arrrr/ cap'n

>>19001197
Iyo said her flight was 26 hours. Fuck. That.
Hoping for more Kairi animal pics. Maybe she'll wrestle a crocodile or something.

>>19000980
Nice link lad, I will use it to practice my Japanese. ありぃがと
>>19000345
This made me happy

>>19001419
yea that Cheese clip always brings me a smile

Kairi had her own comic book? Did anyone read this?

>>19001733
No but i didn't know it existed

>>19001726
This should be put in the header to help give us 'ri tards a pick me up just like the clip of her singing Blue Starboard was.

Ahooy!!

>>18995316 (OP)
Based iyo slayer

>>19000721
is this real?

>>19000828
that's an abuser
>>19000894
a guy in IYO owns her autographed panties

>>19001197
did she get a stuffed animal like IYO?

>>19001733
is this why Killian met her at the comic book store?

>>19003381
What a chad

>>19002673
Big nose and no boobs Kairi is my favorite

>>19000123
A few posts up is some extremely disgusting behavior >>18998000 wtf is wrong with them?

>>19003834
god, what the fuck is wrong with irish cripples. he also makes the black dick threads about liv and steph

>>19003245
Yea she was actually selling these Cheese shirts at one point

>>19003834
good grief

>>19003834
You made that post
You do this all the time
You're really bad at this

>>19004129
>cheese is only a year older than my dog
wait, is cheese American? When did she move to the US?

>>19003834
You didn't make that post
You never do that
You're really good at this

>>19003834
Gross

>>19003834
bbcucks are literal cucks. remember that every time he says a cute girl looks gross or he wishes he could see a naked black man having sex

>>19004160
yeah this guy is right btw

bumped from page one to page two within five minutes. expect a hurricane of seething from the wheeler faggot.

>>19004284
Hogwheels seething at being exposed as a BBC cuck again! Why the fuck would he make a post over a day ago and wait unitl now to point it out? You sound upset you have been caught tbqh.

>>19004324
he's seething over this >>19004327
he got caught making those weird Liv black dick threads this morning
>>19004371
cute

>>19004440
He's getting bodied in the All In attendance thread. It's fucking hilarious

>>19004461
he's the eternal jobber of /pw/. he thinks that by showing up everyday he's winning but he gets regularly obliterated and then dunked on without any issue.

>>19004461
>>19004482
did he post gay porn of himself again?

Pink 'ri

>>19004510
Very cool

>>19004510
Red 'ri

heads up, if you type a certain name, you get a 3 day all boards ban for banned text

>>19004371
Cute chi-zu
>>19004510
>>19004641
Blue 'ri

>>19004688
Purple 'ri

The image ratio doesn't work for me brother
Post more 'ri

>>19005225
who was the kindergartener?
>>19005243
it is low as fuck, under 50%

>>19005288
Iyo, it's the last grade she reached in school

>>19005312
kek

>>19005288
That's low af

>>19004510
>>19004641
>>19004688
>>19004967
Blue 'ri again

>>19005491
that's greem
>>19005438
booba

>>19005506
*Green 'ri

>>19004661
Voldemort?

>>19005506
more of a turquoise, really

>>19005677
turquoise is green
>>19005667
the one with 4 wheel drive and no dick

'rikini bump

Mexican 'rikini

>>19005840
Young KAIRI is so based

Big bush 'rikini

'rikini Hojo

'rikini lewd

>>19005906
>little titties
>big bush
>a loving supportive dad

'rikini the killer

'rikini kawaii

'rikini pits

'rikini /k/omando

>>19006443
>>19006394
>>19006385
>>19005958
>>19005934
based ratio improver

>>19005891
yea she went hard

I'm at the airport boys

>>19007124
to go where?

>>19007139
Perth! I am making the pilgrimage to see the gal's!

Kek Kairi has changed her name to Kaiiiriiiii Sane on twitter

>>19007277
lmao
>>19007229
isn't that on the far side of strayla?

>>19007368
Yea 6 hr flight. Hopefully get a nap in.

>>19007413
you missed a kino drive though the desert

>>19007277
Kek based goofy player
Also the cap'n lifting the thread back to page 1

>>19007229
Based 'ritard take some photos for us lad

>>19007471
I was actually considering taking a train but it's a week long trip.
>>19008119
Yea bud will report from smackdown tomorrow

Fuck kairi

Goji x 'ri

>>19008464
I wish

>>19008665
Only the Pirate Princess could tame his wild heart.

>>19007229
Based Roo Jockey 'ritard

New 'ris

>>19004661
>>19005715
I learned this on Smackdown when Priest shoved the Pretty Deadly guy in a wheelchair down a ramp, though I think I only got two days. Even changed my post.
On one hand, gay reason to get banned. On the other hand, I've called filtering these retards (amongst other nicknames) in the past so any progress on that front is actually surprising. Would've preferred a warning first but eh, it got me out of the house for the weekend.

>>19009077
SEXO. Looks like a judgement day themed top she is wearing.

>>19009298
If she brings Dom tendies will they let her in the club?

SEXO 'ri

I request 'nana 'ri

>>19010031
Don't do anything with it that I wouldn't do

>>19010511
King K. Rool has taken possession of this Ri.

>>19008115
jack'd 'ri
>>19008389
>a week long trip by train
so like a 3 hour car ride?

>>19008896
Mothra
>>19008665
she should be in one of the films

>>19009077
very cute fire tits
>>19009131
it's like the baskins word filter, you get a 3 day ban but it starts at midnight so if you posted it during slopdown the ban would have "started" midnight which was like 22 hours before you posted it.
IDK why it's like that, but all automated text bans work like that so you get a 2 day and change ban unless you post at exactly midnight

>>19009298
you're right

>>19011181
In hindsight Riv shouldn't have done this

>>19011181
liv is bigger than KAIRI, but ava addams is bigger than KAIRI as well, but smaller than liv. interesting

>>19011578
Riv's wearing lifts in this pic

>>19011601
Riv is so fake

Bunch of gloomy lookin' Rhea marks outside the superstore in their black clothes and I'm just here representing the gal's in ma pink Kabuki shirt giving no fks.

>>19012716
Oc? What time is down there lad?

>>19012955
Just after midday now. My mate just had a photo with Drew. I'm getting my Kabuki photo in 2 hrs

>>19012473
>>19013142
based Kabukichad
I'd be so nervous to meet them IRL

>>19013142
How much for a photo?

>>19013247
Yea still thinking what I'll say to them. Might just go with something generic. "U lady's are great, I've seen all your old matches"

>>19013278
Converted it was roughly 100 in usd

>>19013142
Please tell Asuka & Kairi they are the greatest of all time. And Iyo is a stinky butt face traitor with no loyalty.

>>19013142
Very fucking nice lad, enjoy yourself

>>19012716
>australian post
>>19013287
say
>nihango jozou

>>19012473
I didn't thing the goth look was that big in Australia.

>>19013708
does Kairi have nipple rings? You look like that 37 year old brazilian guy who thinks he looks 17. how did they smell and what did you say?

>>19013796
I couldn't keep a straight face I was so happy lawl. Kairi does appear to have her high beams out in the pic. The combined Kabuki aroma was intoxicating.

I want you all to know that I gave Kairi a hug and had my hands on both their shoulders for the pic. I also felt Kairi's hair (incidentally). I have video evidence to support this but it's 20 mg so will have to compress it when I get home.

>>19013809
>>19013814
Did you show them your kabiki girls' pee pepe meme?

how much would you pay for >>19009165 but with Kairi?

Wait, the lady who made innyuyasha made this? (also it's her birthday). I knew this was like some boomer anime and I figured Asuka's costumes were based off of it, but I didn't know it was the innyuyasha lady

Im might be a ri'tard but i don't forget to bump 'ri

>>19014305
>panty peak

I may have a problem

hog slide. I saved the b thread from page 10, this is on page 8

>>19013708
BASED af and /arrrr/ cap'n looking SEXO always
How smoll is 'ri in person lad?

>>19013814
I'm very happy for you lad

Kabuki got slid. I could have saved it, but I didn't

>>19014938
Thanks for the save bud. I might not be as active as normal for a few days

>>19015180
Oh well that's not very cooperative of you.

>>19014996
Incredibly smol. They both were. Very compact tag team.

>>19015268
somehow giulia survived
>>19015253
dont mention it

>>19015008
Cheers man. I never expected to see them so close. They both seemed like really great gal's. Wasn't just desperados like me there either. Kabukis got a lot of kid and women fans too.

>>19015292
Kairi is an anime and kids like anime.
Also I think a lot of kids like IYO and Kairi because they are womenlets

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPn97wODbtK/?igsh=MXF2cjVncjJ5am9jOA==
Kek 'ri is so funny saying baka

No idea what just happened with jey/bron...commentators ran off b4 match. Ended in like 1 minute

>>19015180
Kairi would not approve of that, Anon.
Thats the 2nd time in a week /kabuji/ has been intentionally slided off catalogue and the sad cunt who did it even made a thread bragging about doing it.
An absolutely sexless existence

>>19015598
Smells crippled. He was seething all day about AEW only getting 320k

Insane el-bump

>>19015803
It was definitely him. He deflecting and trying to plead his case in his thread not realizing nobody gives a shit.

>>18995325
Fpbp

Just 'ri checking page 1

And one more bump for good luck
(waiting for more oc from /arrrr/ lad at Pearl)

>>19015598
I fucking miss when this entire community was just one /wwe/ thread on /sp/ instead of all this stupid shit.

>>19017164
Did one of /arrrrboys/ go to the perth show?

>>19018034
See >>19013708
His photo got stolen by kabuki kek
I think he must be sleeping right now

>>19018104
>lapdog Kairi being Asuka's little BITCH

>>19018144
Stop trying to sow dissent.

>>19018155
VERY GOOD MEWS!!!

>>19015500
this is abuse
also that one kid looks like la goblina
>>19015598
the wheely boy has an eel folder?

>>19015803
and jobbing to nxt
>>19016437
oh I thought you said in this thread not his thread, I was like
>really?

>>19017912
having a whole board is kind of dumb based on what the cripple does
>>19018104
what a cute little dance
and a japanese flag. don't the nips think their flag is offensive which is also funny because they are like a massively cultural dominant country so people use it all the time?

>>19018738
The imperial flag maybe.

I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n

>>19018104
Aww I posted it in Kabuki, they didn't steal it.

That pre show was crazy packed. Was all the way up the back and couldn't see shit. I can't believe the crowd was chanting shut the fk up at Asuka. Smackdown fkn rocked. You guys know what happened with Cole & Wade? They ran up the ramp before Jey & Bron fought.

>>19014938
Which shitter is taking the Insane Elbow?
Was this Dana Brooke, Mandy Rose or Chuck that didn't want to take the elbow on their chest like they should instead of getting their shoulder up and potentially fucking up Kairi's arm?

>>19019533
That was Mandy just going off her golden boots.

>>19018738
>don't the nips think their flag is offensive
No, at least the majority don't
>>19018863
The Hinomaru (Japanese national flag) is an Imperial flag (it was initially the flag of the Empire of Japan). The Rising Sun flag is the flag of the Japanese Navy

>>19019745
Dark match?

>>19018170
Kairi started it by BETRAYING Iyo

>>19018863
they love the imperial flag more than their actual flag

>>19019801
Not true

>>19019769
Was it? Shiiit. Rhiyo vs judgement day. Thought it was weird having 4 Raw gal's fight on smackdown. Iyo was headbanging to Rhea's theme lol.

>>19019801
IYO betrayed kairi and asuka

>>19019839
Lies

>>19019839
Truth spoken. Iyo betrayed her family who supported her through thick and thin.

>>19019801
Iyo is a traitor, and Kairi was honorbound to beat her up.

>>19018155
Lawl finally a good news story

>>19019830
Yeah it was a dark match, no Rhea or Iyo on smackdown today

>>19020063
Yea jey & bron was a dark match too. 5 min of yeeting for a 1 minute match. Stupid. The ref yeeted though. And bron made out like he was gonna yeet too, but then kicked jey. Much barking ensued.

>>19019745
that's not 'ri
>>19019769
yeah
>>19019801
Kairi did nothing wrong

>>19018863
>>19019814
I thought some koreans got in trouble for a Japanese flag
>>19019830
they wanted to give fans who could only afford slopdown their money's worth with Rhea and IYO
>>19019833
this is abuse

>>19019940
WWE put this on youtube and IG so there's no way IYO was hurt doing this
>>19018155
kek, I didn't realize you shooped it

>>19019833
kek Kairi do be Asuka's little bitch. Fraid So

Love this spicy lil' chiquita. This baaaad little sista!

>>19020960
Lil chiquita with a big culo
>>19021498
Love 'ri sense of fashion

>>19021603
Yea was cool seeing Roxie at a bar. Big E & Raquel were there too.

>>19020960
what a smol player
>>19021697
>>19021692
did you tell her she's cuter than a gummy bear

Kairi is both way cuter and more respected than Stevie Richards has ever been.

page 7 bump. pig is slidin'

>>19022156
what the fuck is up with that cripple?

'ri just dropped the elbow from the top rope onto rhea on the outside and then pinned rhea clean as my culo blanco after a night with Roxy

Will 'ri win?

>>19021924
Didn't get close enough unfortunately. She was looking damn fine though.

>>19022401
I fkn hope so

>>19022330
Hey there pretty pirate

Soon. Let's goooooo Kabuki's!!

>>19020748
Oh, I wasn't saying she injured Iyo or anything. I'm just saying that the beating was justified. This is all on Iyo's head.

>tranny ripley can never lose
It's all so tiring, everyone else gets fed to her and have to lose their momentum.

>>19025107
Spoilers much?

/arrrr/ cap'n ass was lookin specially delicious today

>>19025449
It was. Very fine hojo buns, as always.

Rich lookin mfs

>>19019801
Iyo was the stupid who told Asuka and Kairi that she doesn't want interference in her match. And later in the match she accepted Rhea interfering in the match and even hugged her. Explain that fucking shit.

>>19026478
This. Iyo is the one who betrayed them, not the other way around. Just because she is being framed as a babyface, doesn't excuse her dropping her family the moment Rhea showed interest in her.

WWE must be real good at their editing. The crowd chanted Seth is a wanker but it ain't on smackdown. We also booed Sami Zayn lol but I couldn't hear that on Netflix either. Tonight the crowd was chanting Asuka is a wanker and Bronson is a shit cunt but I bet that'll be edited out too.

>>19026449
Cute outfit

>>19026449
>Love
>Faith
Based Big Bible Kairi

>>19027083
Kanga'ri

>>19027083
That tummy

Roses are red
Iyos are blue
I love the Captain
Cuz she is CUTE

>>19024117
I wasn't saying you did, but fags keep seething in the catalogue over it

>>19027781
Iyo screwed Iyo. I don't underatand how it can be seen any other way

>>19028450
Many people are saying this

>>19029652
:'(

>>19027544
Looked like she was doing stomach crunches

feel like this is the best kairi has been in ring wise in WWE since she won the nxt title

>>19030096
It was an awesome match. Kairi was great.

Poor 'ri

Kairi butt

>>19030333
Always is

>>19027769
What a lovely little ditty anon!

>>19030333
>>19030341
>>19030348
Very nice oc

>>19025107
>>19025198
I tried to spread fake news >>19022260

I get the feeling she is going full heel soon boys

>>19031658
She's gonna end up fighting Asuka

>>19031703
Asuka is a bully wven if Iyo screwed Iyo

Kairi is cute

>>19031719
Kairi fans are delusional just like Kairi is

>>19031774
Yo mama was delusional when she didn't abort you

New Thread
>>19031772
>>19031772

>>19031778
But enough about you