Thread 19002008

You're stuck on a desert island with just these two
You can only fuck one of them
Who you fucking?

is this even a question

stark obviously

>>19002010
Yes

We expect an answer

>>19002008 (OP)
I have a fetish for "turning in" obvious dykes, so Shayna

shayna is fucking me if we're being honest here. i don't have a say in the matter

>>19002031
shayna is bi

>>19002008 (OP)
You can tell Shayna would make a cute (not hot, just cute) chick if she actually put effort into being more feminine. I'd give her a couple rounds
Zoey's morphing face is just too much for me

>>19002008 (OP)
Zoey with the right amount of makeup and attire can at least look passable, Shayna has 0 chance

If we're stuck on a dessert island, Shayna would probably start to lose weight and look like this again. I'd say Shayna, but only after like 4+ weeks, or until she starts to look like a woman again.

>>19002008 (OP)
acknowledge her

>>19002008 (OP)
Shayna. We could talk about Space Marines after, and possibly during.

>>19002076
She would look kinda cute with makeup. Like that tomboyish girl at work that you get along with, while being completely oblivious to the fact that you're perfect for each other.

>>19002008 (OP)
>>19002017
shame about the body

>>19002008 (OP)
I thought Shayna was a rug muncher. Anyway, if I'd have to and could choose, I'd pick Shayna for the WH40K related pillow talk

>>19002008 (OP)
Stark from behind.

>>19003592
>I thought Shayna was a rug muncher
No woman is 100% lesbian
Blacks even have a term for lesbians when they fuck men in secret, "sneak-dicking"

>>19002008 (OP)
Shayna cause Zoey would get weird with it

>>19002137
Would like to see Shayna fully dolled up and smiling just once

>>19003946
Anon has a nice wish

>>19002017
Now see, this is just too much muscle for me and she looks aged out in the face here
Lacey Ryan-era Zoey was peak Zoey

Shayna has an underrated ass. Been saying that for 5 years

>>19004009
damn, why can't she look like this now

>>19002008 (OP)
to be fair to shayna, she was like 40 when she got on the main roster, totally walled. There are photos of her in her early 20s and she looked ok back then

>>19002008 (OP)
Zoey

>>19002008 (OP)
Neither.

>>19002076
>>19003517
she looked decent in her 20s, she's just 40+

>>19003592
>>19003881
like 95% of women who have sex with women have sex with men. that's where the whole
>lesbians have a higher teen pregnancy rate
stuff comes from

>>19002008 (OP)
myself

>>19002008 (OP)
>who you fucking?
You don't think you're the one getting fucked by them?

I swear no woman's unattractive physical features have been exaggerated on this board more than Zoey Stark
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend as if I don't see the wrinkles and other flaws, but I swear anons on here act like she's the ugliest woman in the history of professional wrestling

im fucking both
but stark is better looking

>>19005510
Zoey's gorgeous when she tries to be

You speak as if I have a say in the matter
It won't matter how far or fast I run

>>19002008 (OP)
Zoey Stark Ugly ass in all fours

>>19002076
>Zoey's morphing face is just too much for me
Her multiple faces is actually the better reason to pick her in this scenario
It would be like fucking ten different women

>>19002008 (OP)
the one with the penis

>>19002008 (OP)
I think I'm seeing double. 2 subhumans have appeared on my screen.

>>19002008 (OP)
my hand, I'm not fouling my bloodline by breeding with either one of these busted bitches.

>>19002043
....MOAR

>>19006189
>>19005391
buncha gay niggas on here

I honestly would and it's not even some femdom shit. I just think they'd both be really fun fucks.

>>19005801
I still don't get this "Zoey has several faces" thing you clowns keep saying about this chick. She has looked like the same ugly bitch to me in all of the pictures and videos I've ever seen of her

Yuck

>>19002008 (OP)
You guys picking Shayna are fags
Zoey might not be much to look at but at least she's still somewhat feminine

>>19002008 (OP)
>You're stuck on a desert island with just these two
Fuck.

>>19006189
Ok jeet

Shayna but she's only getting it doggy style

>>19007123
this is why
please note that both pics are from the very same segment

>>19002008 (OP)
Shayna got that cursed hairline. But she has a fat ass and we can talk about games and warhammer

>>19002008 (OP)
Myself

>>19007479
what the absolute FUCK

>>19007479
and then you have this pic. The infamous Pepe pic. I still can't believe this is a legitimate picture of her but apparently it is. This is the only time I've ever seen her face look Pepe-ish like this

I think Zoey is cute and I don't care who knows it

>>19007479
Well damn
She aged 20 years just by turning her head?

>>19002034
This is correct.

>>19005510
I never saw a single Zoey general thread on here, which is funny since I've seen even uggos like Bayley get some of those

>>19008620
>Never understood why anyone makes generals about bayley >>19005125

>>19002008 (OP)
You don't fuck bayzler
She fucks you. With a 2 foot butt plug

Zoey looks like the best angry sex a man could ever have, so her

>>19002045
Peter Lorre-looking hoe

>>19010003
Shayna is a shoot 50 year old lesbian that plays warhammer. Like she basically hit the unfuckable bingo

>>19009509
Shit, we need more young Shayna webms
I didn't know her body was this nice. Even her face looks decent in this one

>>19007479
Bitch look 25 from the front and 55 from the side, I done seen it all now

>>19007518
she looks like Ja Rule in this one

>>19010286
thighs tho

>>19003904
the comments are just OMG YES LET'S GO SISTER SO HAPPY YOU ARE IN THE CLUB

Zoey a CUTE!!

>>19002008 (OP)
left one
I could at least get it up for her
Starks is a Boner killer

>>19007479
...wow

>>19002017
>>19004009
they're the same picture

>>19010286
>50 year old
And she looks like that??
>lesbian
Hnnng.
>that plays warhammer
WOAH MOMMA!

>>19012123
Nah, she had a bit more body fat when she was younger
That's where these gymhead women mess up, they think people want to see all that muscle on a woman with near-zero body fat. Outside of bodybuilding competitions, no one wants to see that shit on a woman
I noticed Jordynne Grace has put on a little body fat lately and she looks better for it

>>19002017
Dubious, she looks like donatello and has as mamy curves as a pencil
Shayna's face is hideous but she has a pretty underated ass, very tight. She almost looks mexican

Is killing them both and skull fucking them an option?

>>19010286
She’s bi

>>19007479
>>19007518
Shang Tsung-ass bitch

>>19007084
That's the role model Cora should look at.

>>19002008 (OP)
>You can only fuck one of them
I'll only fuck Stark, I will only make sweet love to Baszler. I will impregnate them both.