Thread 19018012

I happen to know some things, I'll tell you the juiciest 1st since rarely do things escape WWE's walls
>NXT call ups were paused, Triple H doesn't like many of the guys or girls who are on the brand. He thinks Shawn let him down. Trick was supposed to get a call up this year but Trips isn't interested in him, Oba, Hank & Tank, Holland, or Page
>Triple H is more focused on getting the Black & Gold era guys over and he's really pissed with fans they aren't taking to most of them the way he wants them to
>Paul [Trips] is actively looking to get the belt off Tiffany, her promo on Charlotte earlier this year REALLY soured him on her, story goes he took her aside and said "Do something like that again and I'll make damn sure you're persona non fucking grata in this business, got it?'
>TKO is PISSED that Cody isn't making the money they want, is he drawing? Yes, but TKO wanted Cody to be a sort of "Gen Z Hulk Hogan"-type figure, their actual words I'm not kidding.
>TKO wants The Rock back for the Saudi WrestleMania, but so far he's ignored their calls
>Paul isn't just high on Sami Zayn he wants Sami to win the belt from Cody at Wrestlemania next year
>Cena's counting down the days till his retirement, once he's done its been said he's quoted as saying for TKO, and Paul to lose his number when he's done. He's really fucking pissed that Paul fumbled his retirement tour
>Its possible Paul did that intentionally as he still carries a big grudge against John Cena for some unspecified reason
>Randy Orton isn't counting on a big retirement tour when he calls it quits, nor is AJ Styles
>WWE backstage morale has plummeted, there's those who know Paul won't push them because of his own preferences for wrestlers and those counting down the days on their deals

>>19018012 (OP)
UOOH 44 YEAR OLD WOMAN BODY SO EROTIC

>>19018012 (OP)
MOMSUKA

>>19018012 (OP)
I believe it.

>>19018012 (OP)
>he wants Sami to win the belt from Cody at Wrestlemania next year
Does Noseman not realize that'll literally kill all interest in WWE?
Why does he love that ginger goatfucking faggot so goddamn much?

>No mention of the fiasco surrounding the scrapped Netflix Asuka nudist gimmick
Insider my ass.

>>19018012 (OP)
>Its possible Paul did that intentionally as he still carries a big grudge against John Cena for some unspecified reason
Triple H would famously get insecure over insignificant shit like other wrestlers having long hair or having on-screen chemistry with his wife.
>Triple H was made to tap out to Cena's crappy STF 20 years ago
and there it is^

HHH doesn't like the many people of color in NXT? I'm shocked!

>>19018012 (OP)
Who's in AEW now that Trips fumbled?
That is, if you know any of those details

>>19018130
Besides Ospreay and Okada? Not many, there was one Japanese chick who Kairi is friends with but Paul thought she was too overtly sexual for his liking

>>19018113
Its less a race thing more he doesn't like most, if any of the guys who got popular during the NXT 2.0 era nor does he have any interest in the people Shawn sees anything in

Paul prefers his guys to be from the indies plain and simple

>>19018019
Have sex, nerd

>>19018043
He loves Sami because Sami was his pet project in NXT and he's determined to make Sami a top guy

>>19018081
>having on-screen chemistry with his wife.
Wasn't that also Savage's hangup in the 80s?

>>19018012 (OP)
>>Paul [Trips] is actively looking to get the belt off Tiffany, her promo on Charlotte earlier this year REALLY soured him on her, story goes he took her aside and said "Do something like that again and I'll make damn sure you're persona non fucking grata in this business, got it?'
dumbest larp i have ever read. if this was true she would have dropped it to jade at QOTR. the fact that she didn’t and is undefeated this entire year is contrary to this. she’ll win tomorrow btw.

>>19018081
>>19018224
>on-screen chemistry with his wife.
didn't stephanie save cena from getting fired at first and asked him to spank her ass in front of millions of people?

>>19018012 (OP)
Alright, I'll bite
What's the situation with Trips and Jon Moxley? Did he try and sway Mox to come back to WWE? Make an offer to?

>>19018130
no one cares about aew it's doing worse than a 1mill viewership wwe. wrestling as a whole is dead

>>19018012 (OP)
How come hulk was cancelled for saying the N word but Randy wasn't

>>19018245
Tiffy is pretty racist so she gets to keep her spot as long as she leaves Charlotte alone

>>19018245
Tiffany is popular by social media metrics which keeps her slightly protected (for now), she also has a lot of friends in high places who think she's a generational talent

>>19018012 (OP)
Damn that's some crazy delusions, did you know that AEW just did 300k in the ratings and was destroyed by NXT head to head?

And that's something that actually happened unlike your fantasies

>>19018250
Jon literally wants nothing to do with WWE, he's got his friends in the company still but he's made it clear he hates Paul and thinks WWE was the worst mistake he ever made

Supposedly he was trying to get Seth out of WWE though at some point

>>19018258
Because Hogan said the Hard R and Randy said the rap version

>>19018268
>she also has a lot of friends in high places who think she's a generational talent
What stupid boomers think that?

>>19018270
Everyone knows
Did you know Paul has it out for AEW because he hasn't forgotten the Wednesday Night Wars? And for stealing away Adam Cole and the rest of the Undisputed Era

>>19018256
The problem literally is there's too much wrestling content and that's spread the creativity extremely thin, like how Marvel went all in on pumping out extremely large amounts of shows and spinoff movies

>>19018043
Gaytch is obsessed with proving Black & Gold isn't a failure. He can't deal with the fact most of those guys failed to be draws or top guys and that it got beat so bad by AEW originally that he got NXT taken away from him and then that HBK managed tor reverse course and have NXT beating Dynamite. His vision of wrestling is a failure and he can't deal with it.

>>19018012 (OP)
WWE is dogshit slop for niggers

>>19018224
Savage was paranoid that other guys were trying to fuck Elizabeth and cuck him IRL (probably true, like any woman from that era Elizabeth was probably a rat). Gaytch was more about protecting his spot and hated that the Steph/Angle/Gaytch storyline was going to end with Steph picking Angle because he thought nobody would believe she'd pick an ugly guy like Angle over someone like him (because he is fucking delusional) which would make him look bad and thus affect his spot.

Gaytch's overriding concern has always been being perceived as a top guy and being perceived as a strong badass. Remember the whole thing about how IGN and other websites couldn't show screencaps of WWE games with him in a "prone or vulnerable position"? Remember when he buried Londrick for no reason after they helped him onscreen? He has a giant complex about the fact he was always lower and/or less popular than Austin, Rock, Mankind, HBK, Jericho, Angle and the other guys of his era because he has a giant ego and genuinely thinks he's on their level and higher than them even.

>>19018012 (OP)
Nigga do you really have nothing better to do with your life than try and manifest your fantasies into reality by writing all that shit

>>19018376
bro no one in the real world cares about wwe why would a normie care about aew or some jap promotion

Is WWE buying TNA?

>>19018019
that's an old pic, she's probably like 40

>>19018485
Not outright, not currently anyway
But Paul does like the idea of using TNA as a place for the NXT talent that he doesn't wanna use get more exposure

>>19018314
Road Dogg who has sway because he and Paul are friends and Dogg knows how to talk to him.

>>19018419
I mean Kevin Owens was pretty kino but he's an outlier
Haitch wanted to replace personalities and characters with Workrate but Owens at least has some charisma

>>19018569
Hey, man, Sami was really good until he got all serious. And even then, I think it's mostly just the booking.

>>19018491
She turned 44 like 2 weeks ago
And still mogs 98% of her peers all across the industry.

kek at all this headcannon

>>19018043
I fucking hate sami so fucking much

>>19018171
assplay fucking sucks and wouldn't get over anywhere because he can't wrestle, he's a shitty in ring worker and he sounds like a faggot

>>19018284
shame he didn't succeed

>>19018314
nia jax

>>19018807
I don't think Seth took the offer for an AEW job Serious

Assuming this isn't a larp, who in WWE is headed out the door once their deal is up?
Is Kross leaving a work?

>>19018908
shame, seff and becko being deported to poop dick wrestling would be based

>>19018945
>Kross
That's a shoot, Paul really had no plans to put a belt of any kind on him. He just wanted him under contract.

>Who's out the door once their deal is up
LA Knight, Bron, Bayley, and Drew are the ones off the top of my head that I know of

>>19018963
>seff and becko
>Becky in AEW
Given how bad Mercedes is based off rumor and same with Becks, the ego clash would cause Tony to kill himself

>>19018012 (OP)
I hope you realize that when you use a Japanese woman as your OP pic, most people ignore/hide your thread, retard. Try again tomorrow with a better OP.

>>19018012 (OP)
>>"Triple H is more focused on getting the Black & Gold era guys over and he's really pissed with fans they aren't taking to most of them the way he wants them to"

I believe this. He fails to understand the same people he wants over lost to AEW of all people. Gaytch is trying hard to prove he isn't a failure and the losses he took back to back when running NXT were a fluke. But it wasn't.

A lot of people are forgetting NXT stopped losing the moment they took the book away from him. And he took credit for the work of other people who pitched and wrote better storylines than he did. Paul has always been dog shit. And fake or not, this point makes the most sense. His first big man decision was bringing in Sin Cara, and it failed miserably. His first was his biggest and it's no wonder Vince said "yeah sure, I'll give your faggot ass the development roster". And it explains why he was pushing the narrative that NXT wasn't developmental kek. That's why he created Evolve.

>>19020166
>I hope you realize that when you use a Japanese woman as your OP pic, most people ignore/hide your thread, retard. Try again tomorrow with a better OP.
That fucking part. Almost instinctively hid this thread.

>>19018012 (OP)
You have zero sources

sounds like wishful thinking

>>19018066
Ok and how do (You) know?

>>19018012 (OP)
OP here, there's one more scoop:
>Iyo Sky is reportedly refusing to sign a new deal, unless she's guaranteed to be the highest paid performer in WWE, gains full creative control, and is the top star of not just the Women's division, but WWE in general. Many people are unhappy with her, and are questioning why they ever treated her with any respect, considering that her attitude backstage has only gotten worse as her push has intensified.

>>19018012 (OP)
I only opened the thread to check out the tummy. Holy yumola!

>>19020169
Black & Gold's heyday was because of Dusty, not Paul. Everyone knows that

>>19019200
Botcha Skanks had lost clean once and that was to Toni Hogan. There is no way they can take Becko on as well. They'd literally need a third woman's title so Becko could never drop that

>>19018012 (OP)
I can genuinely believe everything about Cunter being petty, jealous and unable to accept when he wrong and when he's doing things that aren't working.

This is just several weeks of the Observer out together.

That honestly explains why Apollo Crews still has a job
He's "one of the good ones" in Paul's eyes

>>19023272
Like I said, the ego clash would be so tremendous that Tony would probably throw himself in front of a bus or blow his brains out

>>19023348
It speaks volumes when he's deadset on pushing Sami Zayn as The Next Guy when he's older than fucking Cody

We need Vince, but mainly SHAWN being the one calling the shots and hiring Austin back.
The only people who understood Vince's vision and booking and were his legit sons were HBK and Stone Cold Steve Austin, Taker can't be trusted.

>>19018043
I hope it happens so that I can stop watching wrestling, if it wasn't for cody I never would've gotten back in.

>>19018012 (OP)
>I happen to know some things, I'll tell you the juiciest 1st since rarely do things escape WWE's walls
>>NXT call ups were paused, Triple H doesn't like many of the guys or girls who are on the brand. He thinks Shawn let him down. Trick was supposed to get a call up this year but Trips isn't interested in him, Oba, Hank & Tank, Holland, or Page
>>Triple H is more focused on getting the Black & Gold era guys over and he's really pissed with fans they aren't taking to most of them the way he wants them to
>>Paul [Trips] is actively looking to get the belt off Tiffany, her promo on Charlotte earlier this year REALLY soured him on her, story goes he took her aside and said "Do something like that again and I'll make damn sure you're persona non fucking grata in this business, got it?'
>>TKO is PISSED that Cody isn't making the money they want, is he drawing? Yes, but TKO wanted Cody to be a sort of "Gen Z Hulk Hogan"-type figure, their actual words I'm not kidding.
>>TKO wants The Rock back for the Saudi WrestleMania, but so far he's ignored their calls
>>Paul isn't just high on Sami Zayn he wants Sami to win the belt from Cody at Wrestlemania next year
>>Cena's counting down the days till his retirement, once he's done its been said he's quoted as saying for TKO, and Paul to lose his number when he's done. He's really fucking pissed that Paul fumbled his retirement tour
>>Its possible Paul did that intentionally as he still carries a big grudge against John Cena for some unspecified reason
>>Randy Orton isn't counting on a big retirement tour when he calls it quits, nor is AJ Styles
>>WWE backstage morale has plummeted, there's those who know Paul won't push them because of his own preferences for wrestlers and those counting down the days on their deals
go outside and get a haircut and you might get some pussy

>>19018460
This is because vince should had fired his ass after the curtain call where he would be a bottom bitch back at WCW, but again without him there would be no DX.
And Shawn and Austin always had better on screen chemistry and even better ideas than him, plus he hates Jericho because Stephanie and Chris always had a better on screen chemistry than him, even Vince loved Chris for being the all around guy backstage.

>>19022300
Masami’s not like that

>>19022300
Iyo irl and personally isnt like that, far more easier that this is SA SHIT's behavior

>>19026283
I don't want to see a billion blacks on the show

>>19026355
the one doing that is trips since samoans are blacks

>people fell for this "dude trust me bro" post
Dumbest board of 4chan by a wide fucking margin.

>>19026490
Sorry I ruined the shitposting.

>>19026293
>>19018789
>>19018043
Hogwheels having a meltdown in this thread.

>>19018171
Dam remember when Bron got over on his own, crowd went crazy from his face off with Fatu…then HHH put him in the Vision…something he completely did not need at the time.

>>19026537
I ‘member

>>19018807
Yeah, i blame seth for all the singing bullshit. It may not be seths fault but idc, i blame him.

>>19019021
>la, bron and drew
Atleast try to be believable. Those guys would fucking hate tony, i guess bayley would work in aew though.

>>19026598
Not OP but I see it. They don’t have to go to Tony just done with WWE.
>LA Knight is never given the ball and constantly used to fluff hype in ple’s only to lose.
>Drew carried pandemic era and had his best year last year, only to be treated like he is currently. Punk helped him so much and HHH did nothing with it.
>Bron explained here >>19026537 he was fine on his own, way more over than he is now. Then trips put him as a stooge for rollins to cool him off. He was IC champ right before, should have gone to main event scene but nah “The Vision”…
Like fuck what Vision? Look backwards HHH Bron was already over.

>>19026623
>Bron was already over.
If I'm guessing its because he sees Bron as a Vince McMahon project and not his even if Paul was the one who signed him

>>19026623
You're not allowed to be more over than Hunter's Chosen Wrestlers

>>19020166
>>19020194
Yeah, I had my dick out and almost pinned this thing until I realized it's just a smark-bait larp

>>19018012 (OP)
>Gen Z Hulk Hogan
Must the most clueless Xers on planet earth booking and promoting this shit (and I'm an Xer; I know more than a few stupid Xers). Zoomers would only accept someone under 30 as their Hulk Hogan (or some twat like Logan Paul, who hit the Logan's Run deletion age this year (LRun is a movie; Google it, kids)), not a millennial with kids. They generally think the world didn't exist until they were born & anyone who's been here longer than they have is obsolete & irrelevant (their favorite word). If nXt was on Netflix or USA, they'd have a much higher 16-29 demo than any other wrestling show cos the old ppl are the bosses/announcers. If my generation was like that during our peak watching yrs, we'd expected HBK to win the AWA belt in 1988 or Austin/Foley/Haitch to have the WCW strap on em before they left for WWF. At the youngest, we'd expected Rocky Maivia with his orange tassle gimmick to win the WWF title in his 1st yr or Edge to win during his 1st singles push. Lesnar was the exception but he wasn't ever gonna be Hogan.

>>19027468
Xennial here - this is spot on.

>>19018460
Liz was a business owner's daughter in Memphis who worked for her dad, who was a sponsor for Poffo's IWA; Randy met her when he went with his dad to the furniture store or whatever it was & was smitten w/Liz. She wasn't even a fan but, once she started dating Randy, she did some amateurish Renee Moxley-Goode interviews for Angelo's show. I'd have to look it up but I don't think she was even a valet for him til he went to the WWF. In no way was she a rat. That was Missy Hyatt territory. Most ppl who REMEMBER the Dirty White Boy and his valet/wife in lingerie, I saw her debut & she was wearing a dress to her ankles, scared to death & didn't even look 18 yet. Not sure if Sunshine, Precious or Tammy Sytch were rats before they met their husbands.

>>19027468
Jackson Drake is who you guys are looking for.

>>19026191
I feel like Cody keeps saying the quiet part out loud on his podcast when he keeps taking about a group of himself, Zayn, Owens, Becko & Seth.

>>19027631
When Cody on smackdown was calling out the people who could hold things down if he’s gone, and he mentioned Zayn and Punk but not LA Knight or Drew, he said it all.

>>19027606
Not with a generic name like that

>>19020166
>>19020194
gain legs and stop molesting your nephew

>>19022300
we all know that's not true, that everyone loves her backstage and that she isn't that pushy
>how do we know they love her back stage
rhea and bianca both demanded for IYO to be added to that mania match, all the girls say they want to wrestle her and all the girls let her stiff them

>>19023272
>>19024983
doesn't sashit have 8 fake belts?

>>19026505
wheely boy loves sami because they are both jewish

>>19027815
At least. She'll go to any shindy that'll give her a belt.

>>19026598
I could see Drew becoming dissatisfied again, assuming his most recent re-signing he was under the impression that Dwayne was going to be more involved than he would end up being. He was probably reassured that Dwayne was at least looking out for him, if Haitch wasn't, but then Dwayne went and bailed too.

>>19027641
Drew's a face also they're good friends irl. Don't read into that too much.

>>19027836
so if i have a custom belt made, she'll show up at my mudshow shitshow?

>>19023348
Well yeah, that's believable because you can actively see it on every show. Sami Hogan is the most glaring example.

>>19026537
Yeah, people will bring up Bron as an example when they try and claim that Gaytch doesn't have it in for post-B&G guys but every time he's started getting over Gaytch has done shit to cool him off i.e. taking him off of TV or never giving him more than short backstage appearances for months and now putting him in Seth's shitty stable where he's the sidekick of Sneed, a guy so perpetually un-over that he got crickets in front of his home country crowd.

>>19027606
Nah, zoomer Hogan is going to be Bouncy Nigga.

>>19018012 (OP)
Wtf I'm a male with a leaner midsection, why are all the Joshi Players fat nowadays

>>19028587
Her titles include EWA Women’s Championship, Discovery Wrestling Scottish Women’s Championship and BestYa Wrestling Women’s Championship, so yes, I honestly believe if you set up your own yard tard fed so long as you could pay her fee and promise she could keep the belt as long as she wanted, then you could absolutely get Mercedes Monke to show up.

I sure hope this thread isn't people debating over their headcanons :|

>>19028642
You just know if Undisputed Era was still there he'd be forcing them as the dominant stable and thinking Adam Cole is Top Guy material

>>19027468
It should be noted, male zoomers are the kind who want their preferred heroes to be less like Hogan and more like Austin

And Cunter is determined there'll never be another Austin-type figure in WWE again

>>19029669
>Cunter is determined there'll never be another Austin-type figure in WWE again
Didn't Roman Reigns regularly run roughshod over authority figures like Austin did?

>>19018021
>>19018728
She's a mother!!!

>>19028670
why do you talk about black dicks all the time?

>>19018012 (OP)
Interesting

>>19018012 (OP)
>>NXT call ups were paused
Stopped reading your headcanon past this, there have been a lot of call ups in the past month

>>19032323
Were is probably in past tense
I wonder how TKO possibly deals with such a petty man as their booker

Not actually a joshi thread but bumping because joshi picrel

>>19018171
If Paul only likes guys from the indies, why the hell did he gut the WWEID program this past weekend? They literally only have 1 woman left in it.

>>19034834
Yeah, also, what’s going on with Evolve. Seems like a good chunk of their roster is gone too. They fired the general manager for fuck’s sake.

>>19018081
Didn't Steph fuck Cena in retaliation for Hunter fucking Christ Hemme, knowing that Hunter wouldn't be able to retaliate against him given how Cena was Vince's favorite?

Bumping again because joshi

I don't get the hype around Zayn.

>>19018012 (OP)
Triple nose fucking sucks and is delusional, being surrounded by people pleasing bootlickers made him out of touch with reality and aimless.
Vince was fucking horrendous and a sex pest but at least he knew what he wanted, wrong or right...
HHH is gonna sink WWE and sell it to the Saudis, mark my words.

>>19040086
>HHH
tko is going to rape wwe's RECORD PROFITS to cover their debt and then dump it to the lowest bidder lmao

NXT has soul
I dunno how much of that is HBK's work but the guys at NXT are usually giving it all and pulling better stories and matches than the 2 main rosters combined.
Even the worst of NXT is better than the worst of the 2 main brands.

>>19022145
I was supposed to take a bronco buster backstage.

>>19018012 (OP)
Wow