Thread 19018690

SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

>>19018715
grim

>>19018826
House of black but samoan.

>>19018826
They got their facepalm back, only good thing gaytch has done

>america's favorite pizza place
>literally have never heard of marco's pizza in my life
fucking psyop

>>19018826
oh boy we so back

>>19018870
>facepalm

>>19018826
>aleister black
>penta
>dragon lee
>damian priest
>now samoan KIϟϟ knockoff
fuck off we already had enough of gothic characters

Finna be no one here kek

>>19018918
It's not gothic, it's paramilitary

>>19018715
>dolphin goes into business for itself
>takes you to the underwater rape cave

FUCK 911

Wtf is this intro

That intro was giga cringe holy shit. Fuck these shitskins so much.

THOSE BELTS MATTER BROTHER

Reminder, go laugh at the KWAB of the decade
>>19000000
>>19000000
>>19000000

Smackdown tape delayed yall

WOAHHHHHHHHH

>internet down since noon
>back on in time for smack
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

australia loves the codemeister

>>19018989
BASED. WOOOOhhhhhHHHHHH!!!

SO

Does this ring look gigantic to anyone else? :O

WHAT DO YA WANNA TALK ABOUT?????!!!!!??!!?

WWE is doing releases right now and you guys are watching this slop

>>19018984
I need to make her submit to me

>>19019017
Cody is just that small

>>19019026
fr?

>>19019031
Yeah they just released like 5 fucking people in the span of 10 minutes just now

>>19019026
huh wat u mean?

someone make a "WWE Releases" gamethread

>>19019041
all no name losers

>>19019041
Don't say the names or nothing

>>19019026
Stevie Turner is the only one I'm sad about.

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING BASED

SEFF IS UH WANKAH

Based Wade

Wade with the gray?

Ah lame they released the guy that said if you ain't Samoan you aren't getting pushed lol

kek what a wanker

I just realised how much I hadn't missed Michael Cole.

I'm not spending 40 a month for PLEs
Why did Vince have to give in to the jew

>Chelsea's Bounce
Based braless slut

>>19019075
kwab

>>19018847
>Me and the girl from the bodega

>all the Evolve talent getting released
kek so TNA is moving to Wednesday nights

The Archer of Infamy is the worst nickname in the history of our sport

Generalismo Vaquer gimmick when?

>>19019117
Yeah looks like they are scrapping the ID Program and scrapping Evolve on Tubi and replacing it with TNA.

nakameme

>>19019135
>>19019117
I like Evolve

>>19019135
>TNA replacing Evolve and ID in the developmental hierarchy
based

>>19019135
AEW won the Wednesday Night War. AGAIN.

I think Buddy should be on smackdown. And that’s a shoot.

>>19019135
>>19019148
how many company shares does TKO owned in TNA?

>Nakameme back with the face theme
Well that didn't last long

>>19019117
>>19019065
If Stevie got kicked, you gotta be looking at all the other NXT shitters that got sent down there. It might be over for people like Nikkita, Wendy, Dante, and Brooks.

>>19019130
>Vaq offers a helicopter ride to CM Punk

>>19019181
Stevie couldn't even wrestle

what kind of loser watches this not live smackdown on a friday

>Cody vs Fatu
Damn, that is a match I'd actually want to see

>>19019188
You

Mr iguana

Wait what's happening in EVOLVE?

HUGE POP

Is there a bigger humiliation ritual than having to wait in the ring during the ad break plus watch whatever segment plays when coming back from break?

We're just gonna forget dark Shinsuke

SHAKY NAKAMURA

My favorite chigga is back

>>19019188
People with jobs that couldn't watch it in the morning you NEET freak

imagine putting nakameme in this over Grayson Waller

>>19019188
Not everyone is a NEET like you, some of us have real lives.

I love when someone returns their heel/face status vanishes and everyone is just happy to see them back

Shinsuke isn't over, the theme is over.

>>19019204
>>19019208
Kek angry wagies

Unpopular opinion, but I didn't mind Nakamura'a new theme.

>3x us champion
funny how no one remembers any of them

Sami zayne more lile Sami gay

>>19019221
No one asked you, cunt

>>19019222
Go tell your mom to make you more tendies FAGGOT

>>19019190
>>19019204
>>19019208
i aint watching this trash just ragebaiting you losers easily

>>19019120
Damn, this bih got a dumper on her
Look at that thang!

Ghost of Dimeleshima

>>19019229
gms

Seth IS a wanker.

>>19019246
/qa/ lost chud get over it already

>>19019229
more like Smelly Gay

>>19019251
I couldn't believe Cody didn't understand all them Bruces.

Is that shrimp guy streaming Crown Jewel in the morning? Directv still hasn't straightened out their app access.

Who would have been a better surprise than Shinsuke that would've made you giga pop?

I'm thinking about getting my first wrestling fig. Who should I get? I'll hang it on my wall next to my Cena [insert home city that I won't say] shirt.

Do people really play Call of Duty on their cell phones?

>>19019026
>>19019041
Oh shit
Evolve may actually be dead
Guess they are gonna replace it with TNA in a way if they do get a TV deal

>>19019268
Columbus

>>19019260
Based Wade knew what was up.

>>19019267
Buddy

>>19019267
Otis

VAQ

>>19019273
I only use my phone for blue archive, uma and Spotify

>>19019273
yeah its BIG in asia

>>19019302
What, what and gaaaaaay

>>19019268
U should get Cena to match the shirt bro

YEYEYEYEEYEYYEYEY

>chainsaw man movie
>global phenomenon
It barely met sales and viewership expectations in Japan lol

Nakamura has go away heat with me.

>>19019268
whatever you do...don't stick it up your butt

>>19019329
Gotta market it how they can. Totally botched it, could have been a mega hit lie demon slayer but they just didn’t capitalize

>>19019338
Like*

>>19019329
it became reverse detective conan, where its popular in western world meanwhile Japanese audience dont really give a fuck

>>19019329
It's a fine series idk why people are so negative about it

>>19019224
He had a fucking amazing one that only played for one or two nights before going full samurai. I wish he kept that one.
https://youtu.be/eNhPT-oOT3Y?si=VIx4CE98deuXfR8I

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

What is MFT?

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

YEYEYEYEYEYEYE

I will watch for she

what's with the face paint?

YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH BROS

WE EATIN

Cobb looks fucking ridiculous

>>19019302
Based waifu heaven Archive

OK this is based unironically

This is ow dimeless lol

Wait they still have Rent-A-Center's in Australia?

You guys watching with ads on?
Right now I'm seeing Vaquer and Tiffy for the second time

>Talla Tonga
>his gimmick is that he's tall

More VAQ

>>19019384
For me it's Arby's steak nuggers

So when Solo gets super serious and needs a power boost. He'll put on face paint too?

Ghoulia

>>19019384
Im watching on the USA Network. You bet your ass I'm getting ads.

>>19019381
I have one near me

That's a man

AH AH AH AH AH AH

What have I missed?

>>19019397
Twerking Gyaru :)

>>19019397
What a WHORE

I just found out today that my town has a Wienerschnitzel. What yall recommend me?

>>19019415
>>19019412
Pardon her, she is in heat but no one gives her attention due to no ass

MOTHERFUCKING TONGANS

>>19019427
chili dogs w/onion. cheese optional. also chili cheese fries.

Steph's thigh friction is always over with me.

Kiana is undimess she should be sent to NXT to help Flatulence

>>19018847
me and the 4'9" goth latina i pulled by being sarcastic

Why would I want to visit Australia? I'll get jailed for saying bad words

>>19019267
Hangman

>>19019302
>blue archive
Based

>>19018690 (OP)
IT'S STIFFY TIME

>>19019017
after tony got the kiddie ring back in Febuary, WWE made sure to splurge for the extra large ring to make sure Tony looks like a pissant

>>19019448
every animal will try to kill you, wonderful place

Tony won
Enjoying your sloppp??

so sick of this refrigerator body bitch tiffy

>>19019448
When in Rome...

the spic bitch needs to go back to nxt

>>19019463
>

>even in Australia, Ghoulia can't get a pop
Grim

Haitch is so fucking trash at this. Everyone should be over, no one should be coming out to crickets. He fucking sucks

>>19019471
we don't use that word here

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

god I love Steph's fat pale ass

Vaquer isn't over, the ass spot is over.

SOL

tiffy is very maga coded tonight

>>19019495
that part

Wyatt's Sicks finally looking good

>>19019484
Sorry.
>the spic bitch needs to go back to developmental

I refuse to believe Kiana James is black.

>>19018888
Nice digits. Marco's is actually good.

>>19019537
I used to work at a Papa John's and one time we got an accidental shipment of Marco's pizza boxes. That was the first time I ever heard of them.

SOL :D

zaruca on my tv

ZARUCA

I don’t get it man. Tiffy time is just boring

That Australian bitch is UGLY

>>19019554
why do you fucks put those peppers in every pizza box

>>19019574
Squeeze that pepper on your slice, brah
GOATed

>>19019574
Complimentary extras, ya ungrateful cunt. If you don't like them then you have no taste buds.

>>19019574
They envy other restaurants that throw out far more food, so they do what they can to cause people to throw out as much food as they can.

Priest/Black. No thank you.

I unequivocally do not want the smoke nor did I ever want the smoke.

I am so weak willed. All the pizza commercials got me to DoorDash some Pizza Hut. I'm so fat.

>>19019574
Eat the pepper you fucking faggot.

>>19019600
The Papa John's ad got my mouth watering

God Kiana's ass looked so perky and fuckable tonight. Gonna go dig myself into a K-hole and fuck my fleshy

>>19019588
Heard it was a good match

>>19019600
do you ever fold the pizza and eat it like a giant taco?

>>19019606
I like Papa John's too but it's cheaper and I have to add extra stuff I don't want to make the price high enough to get the lower fees.

>>19019612
You do you, bro.

Fucking retarda DO NOT ORDER FROM DOMINOS OR PAPA JOHNS. JUST MAKE YOUR OWN PIZZA. ITS CHEAPER AND TASTES BETTER. YOU ARE NOR DUMB, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN PIZZA. TRUST ME ITS EASY

>>19019618
I only do that if the pizza is weak and droopy

>>19019613
I didn't think so.

>>19019622
I just order from my local place when I want pizza

B-fab put up her fists to fist bump the Profits and neither saw her KEK

why didn't uncle howdy come out

>>19019618
that's the only way to enjoy a totinos pizza

>>19019620
thanks bro. sometimes it just hits right and you gotta lean into it.
Llso PSA kids don't do ketamine, shit is the actual devil and you'll never know true happiness again.

The Wyatts aren't over, the fireflies are over.

>>19019648
Nikki cross makes my pp hard

>>19019644
that's the second or third time that's happened

>>19019644
kwab

>>19019640
based small business supporter.

Nikki is so hot

>>19019658
They should just fire her already
>captcha: 88TNA

>>19019612
Kiana has the best body in WWE.

dimes

its been so long since judgment day has defended the tag titles I forgot they were holding them

>>19019672
She looks like she'd say yes to anal immediately

>>19019672
I'm very glad she got the boobjob.
Business bitch as a gimmick is over with me brother, i hope she wears more houndstooth like last week, that pattern is pure sex on some women.

>>19019682
her big ass ask for it

>>19019676
Because the tag scene is DIRE. Raw has the fat vikings and the new day, smackdown seemingly went from 6 teams to 3 teams due to injuries.

kino

please lord let my motherfucking tongans kill these theater kid geeks

Am I the only one who saw the nip slip?

No Bo?

ENOUGH WITH THE STROBE LIGHTS

My Pizza Hut was really good

Seff's gonna win with shenanigans

>>19019770
Pizza Slut

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVERY TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA
(SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED)
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DING
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
I POST THE CRINGE YOU NEVER COULD
AND I WILL ALWAYS BE FINNA

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

I want to hate Black but there's something about him

the mask is kino

NO DIMES ARE TRULY EVER DRAWN

Thinking about if I want to wake up early and make breakfast for Crown Jewel or wait an hour into it and have it delivered.

These 2 cannot work with each other. Fuck the Nose for pushing this heatless feud on us.

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

Please explain Travis Scott

>>19019861
People enjoy crap rap. Usually to get drunk or to get laid.

Who THE FUCK watches shows like the Rainmaker?

>>19019397
dsmn she got dat big ol baronkadonkadonkalonk ting man GYATT

oh it's zelina

god I want to use zelina like an onahole

pocket fireball

>>19019393
Was Tama Tonga out injured before this?

FIREBALL
BASED!!

That was a very good main event.

>>19019824
Gonna be some Micky D's for me

So I guess Zelina will be Black's manager now

kek at the aussies freaking out over the fire

How does the fireball spot work? Is it a match?

>>19019946
I borderline thought those people were plants with how much they were overreacting and marking out to everything in front of them

>>19019953
Used to be flash paper. Look it up.
It's a thin type of paper stage magicians use.
They make launchers for the stuff.

>zelina becomes black's manager
>priest calls lola vice to be his backup

>>19019900
I mean it was a book and a Francis Ford Coppola movie. So maybe boomers who enjoyed those previous versions of the story.

>>19019963
it is very much within the realm of possibility that these individuals are impostors beholden to a higher power of influence

>>19019963
They absolutely were plants. Zelina had to squeeze past them and they always have plants in the audience for situations like that. I remember some situation where Kevin Owens did a swanton from the stands and they had plants all around him so that no actual audience member fucked with him.

>>19019967
Pretty cool. It looks awesome

https://www.instagram.com/netflixanz/reel/DPptehXEXK7/?hl=en

:)

>>19020058
>roxy in pants
holy

>>19020058
>steph's chi chi
holy cummola

>>19020058
ghoulia moggin vaqs english
KWAB

>>19019969
Grim

women should be allowed at shows

>>19020331
simps like you should be castrated and hung in public

>>19020331
Nice find

>Hits you with a shoot Hadouken and Tatsumaki Senpukyaku to win the match
Kek, based. Also, why did Roman catch some boos?

jolly good show