Thread 19022174

>Crown Jewel: Perth Kickoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtopvODV8UU

>Countdown to Crown Jewel: Perth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQY7lW84vQ

* John Cena vs. AJ Styles
* Roman Reigns vs. Bronson Reed - Australian Street Fight
* Rhea Ripley & IYO SKY vs. Asuka & Kairi Sane
* WWE Women's Champion Tiffany Stratton vs. Women's World Champion Stephanie Vaquer - WWE Crown Jewel Championship Match
* Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes vs. World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins - WWE Crown Jewel Championship Match

>Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Big E Langston vs. The Shield: Raw, Jan. 20, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5vYzCUJLFs

>>19022174 (OP)
Im ready

Will the Guerrillas of Destiny interfere?

>>19022174 (OP)
>Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Big E Langston vs. The Shield: Raw, Jan. 20, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5vYzCUJLFs

what we snacking on tonight bros

If Cody wins again, he's officially John Cena now

>>19022174 (OP)
The funniest thing about this is that because it's in Perth, it starts stupidly late for the rest of Australia.

what time does this shit go live?

>>19022310
3 bongs mate for main card

>>19022174 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUawwbU1N8

>>19022216
Seth is winning
Tiffany is winning

>>19022211
You mean this morning

All of the Australian wrestlers in WWE are from Adelaide, stop going to Perth fags.
Acknowledge Chadelaide supremacy.

Just woke up and saw Michael Cole announcing that Roman Reigns got fired. What the fuck did I miss?

Why is it pitch black in Australia? Isn't it just like 7PM?

>>19022641
Dean is taking Roman's place tonight.

>>19022644
Gaylight savings time

>>19022645
you gotta be shittin me son

>>19022174 (OP)
When will Asuka stop losing?

8 a.m. PLEs are not comfy. WTF were they thinking?

>>19022666
Sad to say, that'll be never, Satan.

>>19022667
It'll be comfier when my McDonalds biscuits arrive from DoorDash

>>19022667
1pm start time for me. I'm comfy

>>19022666
Hope she wins because watching her act insane and yelling "Kairi!" has been the only fun I've had with the buildup to this event. Everything else on the card is just heatless bangerinos.

>>19022174 (OP)
Cena
Reigns
Ripley/Sky
Vaquer
Rollins

>>19022211
The wife will be making chicken and waffles

i fucking hate rosenberg

Why is he not on PLE's?

>>19022428
Half right. There's no reason to keep Tiff's undefeated run going now. It will be a huge feather in Vaquer's cap to beat her and help to further establish the new champion as a legitimate competitor. Tiff can take the loss with no harm because the belt isn't on the line, same reason Cody will lose.

>>19022428
no shot tiffany is winning
seth probably, though it would be more interesting to see him lose and have some kind of existential crisis/meltdown afterwards

>>19022707
room is needed for more advertisements

>>19022666
She's not taking the pin, so there's that.

>>19022707
>walk merchant
We want Solo!

>>19022707
Vaquer hates every person who stepped on AAA

>>19022696
There is a lot of story in the Cody and Seth match

>>19022707
The midcard belts rarely get on PPV these days.

SHOE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>19022696
best storyline going and none of them even speak English

>>19022667
welcome to our world mate

Feels good having an afternoon ppv.

How many bongs?

>>19022744
When's he going to shave his head and get an opioid addiction?

>>19022644
It is but 7pm is like that here most of the time
>>19022650
Perth doesn't do that, it actually fucked with me trying to watch smackdown before cause I didn't realize until yesterday.

Morning y'all

>>19022752
35 bings

>>19022174 (OP)
shoot gay boy

>>19022718
>seth probably, though it would be more interesting to see him lose and have some kind of existential crisis/meltdown afterwards
I don't disagree with this, but I always wonder what people expect with this kind of thinking. It's easy to say "this would be a lot better," but how do you actually book it? Would it even be satisfying once it happened? I say this because of all the people clinging to the story that Cody and Drew pitched the title change at Wrestlepalooza. Sure, it sounds good on paper, but you have Drew win the belt only to lose to Rollins in Perth, while passing on the ready-built story Cody and Seth have that has played out as wonderfully as it has? If ever you needed proof that the social media marks don't get it, this is it.

Side I’m on is almost full and there’s still 40 minutes to go but if they try to claim this a sellout, don’t believe them.

Seems like a lot of the middle priced tickets might not have sold.

I think ESPN has better picture quality than Peacock so I don't mind using the new app. Wish they'd work out a deal with YouTube TV soon though. Right now I'm using a free trial of Fubo to get access to ESPN Unlimited, but I won't be able to use that trick again for Survivor Series.

>>19022778
More than 20,000 in the building?

>>19022780
Netflix + VPN, brother. Unless you're into other sports that ESPN offers, then by all means.

>>19022781
Considering sold out is 15,500, no. Maybe 12-13k. Not too many unsold seats but like I said, a lot of them are in that middle section.

>>19022786
Might still be filing in too

>>19022786
Still a good house then, and that's all that matters. Somewhat surprising the major show couldn't sell out, but I suspect the big package deals for all three shows don't entice people as much as one might think.

>>19022778
How does it smell

>>19022790
It’s a good gate and will be close to a sellout, probably 95% capacity.

But they’ve made a killing on the merch, look at the fucking number of Cena shirts in the crowd, at least 40% of the crowd is in them. Looks like mustard everywhere.

>>19022793
CTE gimmick is over with me.

>>19022793
Bron is so good at this. People doubted him because he was leading the charge for NXT 2.0, but he's proving how much of a future foundational piece he will be.

>>19022795
Not too bad, it’s a WWE event so people use deodorant. Mainly just smells like beer which is, well, the standard here

>>19022792
Yeah they self-cannibalized a bit running all 3 shows here but it’ll make them more money in the long run. Starting to fill up even more so it will probably be a sell-out* or close enough.

>>19022806
I hope it's a good show for you. It's been a couple years since I went live and I miss that energy.

Someone get this guy a beer please. We need more guys like him.

big moment cartwheel man tonight

>>19022793
Bron's almost as gay as his fans

sneed sucks

>>19022824
He's come a long way from his NXT run. I'm not afraid to admit I was wrong about him. They just needed to book him like a hoss instead of an indie hoss.

my scorchies

Do Australians have savages perform at all their sporting events?

>>19022840
Australians are savages

>>19022174 (OP)
lol why is this on a 8am est kek no sporting event has ever started at 8am euro trash

>>19022174 (OP)
why the hell is the countdown 5 hours early

>people say adam and eve, in lucha libre we say grande americano
Kek Dom

>>19022847
It's not, the show starts in ten minutes

I think Netflix ads are all national, but on ESPN I got a Virginia political ad.

>>19022840
Yeah it's like America with their gay national anthem

>>19022852
wtf I might be retarded I thought it started at 11am

>>19022854
I'm sorry for you

>>19022846
sorry you live in the third world :/

>>19022856
I'm not American but what's wrong with Americans singing their national anthem?

>>19022865
ummm national pride is oppressive bigotry for racists and homophobes u fucking chud

>>19022865
He's jealous because he's German and his country doesn't let him express patriotism (nazi shit)

>>19022865
Another example of savages enforcing their cultures unto others.

>>19022174 (OP)
why is aj making that face

>>19022861
I usually don't vote but I will this time because the democrat running for AG is a fucking psychopath and his party is completely standing by him after his leaked texts about wanting to kill his opponents and talking about how he wants their children to die.

Found a good stream if anyone needs it let me know

>>19022873
hit me up brudda

Is there a reason I can't find this fucking stream on UK netflix

Why do foreign PLEs get all the cool stages?

>2/5 matches are womeme slop
Grim

Cody should come out wearing the crown jewel belt since he is technically defending it

>>19022868
>Americans singing their anthem in America is forcing culture onto others
How???

>>19022875
https://ppv.to/live/wwe-crown-jewel-perth

Imagine waking up at 8am to watch women's wrestling

>>19022871
Don't vote Republican either. Both sides are at fault, and our nation refuses to acknowledge that. Nothing's gonna get better until we upset the established system.

thanks anon, now delete so you don't get banned

>>19022873
Cute kot

>>19022886
he says, awake at 8am getting ready to watch women's wrestling

>>19022883
>ppv.to
for me? Its ppvs.su

>>19022886
It's me. I'm the retard who just got up.

>>19022887
ok faggot

>>19022886
More excited for that than Sneed v. Roman.

>>19022883
Gonna report it to triple h. If you're streaming then you're an AEWtranny. Support the product.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19022856
SUCK IT

lol that singer is rattled by the boos

>>19022887
You're not wrong but I'm just terrified of the lesson they'll learn if someone talks about wanting to kill his opponent's children and still wins his election.

australia booing the american anthem is extremely cringe lol are these people all ignorant of their own history

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>booing an anthem
Typical ausniggers

Why are they booing our anthem?

Kek, America getting heat.

>>19022890
But enough about you

>>19022886
I worked all night. I wish every PLE was at 8am.

Poo

>>19022906
They hate pedophiles

Oh good I found the stream. Thought I was late by an hour or something and I guess it was just losers actually watching the pre-show or something. Whew.

2 mins boys. Fuck foreign ppvs.

>>19022908
I didn't say that though :^)

This is a huge sign of disrespect. These Australians are classless

Every Australian shithead deserves to be genocided. Disrespectful faggots.

WHY WOULD THEY DO THE US ANTHEM AND NOT THE AUSSIE ONE

>>19022906
To own drumpf or something

Massive poo

Australia doesn't have a national anthem

>>19022919
get worked mark

The australian anthem sounds like a christmas song lol

SINGING A FOREIGN ANTHEM?
THATS A BOOTIN

>>19022920
Why do they hate Trump? Do they support the genocide in Gaza?

Good Morning everyone lets see some wrestling

jesus those cena shirts

Crown Jew isn't on PeasizedCock anymore?

amerimutts are so whiny lol so watch gayew

so many cena shirts

>>19022929
There is no genocide in Gaza

based aussies

AEWW sold more ticks for grand slam in Feburary

>>19022919
American company

Are you ready for some crownjew

What the fuck is the point of the Crown Jewel Championship?

>>19022938
Not anymore thanks to the Peace President

can't believe wwe is forcing me to wake and bake

>>19022676
YOU
FAT
FUCK

Booing the anthem of the country whose product they overpaid to see live. Morons.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

OMG every single person bought the cena shirt
the crowd is half yellow

its like dortmund game

>>19022929
They hate pedophiles and pedophile defenders

>>19022940
I don't remember them running 3 shows in 4 nights ya fucking id
now get out of here

>>19022893
Take a look in the mirror and realize you are the problem with the nation.

I'm only waking up this early for Iyo

>have to make the show about Saudi in Australia

Lol

>Operation: Crown Jewel
>The royal transfer
>We moved this shit to the most cucked country in the world because the Saudis didn't like their custom made PLE and demanded to have real PLEs instead

Have they said why this is in perth and not saudi?

>>19022943
Saudi money

>>19022944
There never was. Bombing terrorists isn't genocide

mamahuevo

>>19022961
Saudis demanded a real royal rumble lol

why is the thread so dead?

>>19022961
Saudi usually gets two shows a year. This year they're only getting one show because next year they're getting three.

>>19022961
Because Saudi told them to give them real PPVs instead of bullshit househows and Paul had to bend the knee

>>19022961
Saudi paid for mania instead, so now crown jewel is their touring show for governments to bid on

>>19022961
Saudi traded a show for the Rumble. Three SaudiManias in 2026.

>Temu America
>Literally no one on the planet cares about your country
>Paying to watch an American product live
>Talking about how much you hate America on your iPhones and Tweeting about it (both American products)
>booing American anthem
lol, lmao

>>19022965
But they're in Australia. What does Australia have to do with the Saudis?

>>19022961
Saudi is getting Royal Rumble

At what point does Riyadh Season backfire for everyone involved

>paying american company hundreds of dollars and then boo their national anthem
Aussie thinking is just too big brain for me

I love these belts
I love how stupid big they are
they should replace world championships with those belts
>>19022958
they shouldve just cancelled the ppv altogether
its not like Crown Jewel became household name or anything, its basically fastlane

These americucks are SEETHING lmaoooooooo

Holy booba

Holy fuckin VAQ sexo

Vaq is so fucking hot bros

>>19022938
she Ba on my Sing till i Se

>I'm a woman LOOK AT MY TITS
slop

>aussie heroin
??

I need that clip of Stephanie walking for educational purposes

>>19022979
>American company

Barely at this point

Holy cena shirts how much money is that

rhea is shoot the worst looking woman there

ermmm why is the crowd so white

>>19022990
Seethe, feminist cuck

Should've brought it back for one night https://youtu.be/CIhylLW4Fcs?si=lMcUAK5dyheRXhb7

>THREE (3) intros
I forgot how god awful the pacing on modern wwe ppvs are

KAIRI ON PLE

STEVIE RICHARDS BOILIN

Why does Rhea get her own PLE
This shit is so fucking gay bro make it about Cena

Wtf. Is Stephanie’s booba real or fake like tiffy

>>19022998
Asians dont watch wwe and indians too poor for it.

yeah i'm finna watch stardom instead of his

I dated a woman once who looked hot like Rhea and then ruined her looks by getting 500 tattoos. It was tragic.

sold out soccer stadium. the aew had to move their show out of a tennis court into a smaller venue lmao

>>19023005
she pushed em up to compete with the Tiffster.

>>19022999
Feminist cucks are the pussywhipped simps like you

India???

>>19023005
those are 100% authentic chilean mamacita titties

>right next to india
Lmao they're calling American crowds gay hahahahah

Is Rhiyo the main event?

When the fuck did they go to india?

>>19023010
Correction, they moved it from a 45k rugby stadium to a 11k arena

Saudi Arabia was responsible for 9/11.

It is abhorrent to do business with these people who murdered 3000 Americans.

that was sexy bj ray in one of those crowd shots

wwe is unwatchable literally how many dumbass video packages do you need

>>19022998
ikr this is violence against brown and black bodies

Crown jewel more like crown rhea. Yawn.

>>19022998
Australia is White.

>>19023012
I'm neither a feminist or a simp. Cope, faggot

From Australia, can’t even recognise what Perth looks like from drone shots, nobody on the east cares about that city. Only respectable thing is they’re not broke.

>>19023018
earlier this year, elimination chamber

>>19023018
they did a house show there. like the one they just did in japan

>>19022998
The British sent all their criminals there

Why didn't they have this at Optus Stadium?

only 13k LOL

>>19023010
>RAC arena
>Soccer stadium
Lmao

>>19023020
Idiot, SA was fighting Al Qaeda before the US was

>>19022961
Perth government cashed up like Saudis keep paying wwe for more events while saudis paid for bigger events

>roman vs big sneed curtain jerking AGAIN
lmao

Poo

>>19023029
doesn't Maxmoefoe live there, or did he move?

>australian street fight
i will pop if they start whacking each other with didgeridoos

holy shit that's a lot of yellow

ABO IDIOT

>>19023027
Typical crypto-feminist, keep white knighting online. Hope they see this lil bro!

I'M READYTASNORE
THIS THE STORY OF A NIGGA WHO GOT NUN TO LOSE

KART WHEELING AUSSIE BOY

>play rhea video
>IM BATTLE TESTED

oh she's actually main eventing. CHYNA IS DEAD, PAUL. YOU BROKE HER HEART. NEVER COMING BACK. GET OVER IT.

That Asian dude's hand was fast

>Reed is from Australia
>minimal pop
Useless fatass

Roman really thinks he's brock with these opening matches kek

Bronson won
/pg BTFO

>>19023037
They can sell tickets for a higher value in an arena and get the sell outs. Plus probably a real cheap deal to rent it out for 3/4 nights

this arenas look like Arena Mexico for Abbos

>>19023020
We do business with Japan and Germany all the time

Branson Sneed will defeat the big dog just like how he defeated Reiwa inoki

I'M READYTASNORE

>>19022667
if youre not waking and baking on your day off rn, you're doing it wrong

80% of the crowd is in cena shirts lmao

>39 minute roman entrance time
I'm going to take a caca

>>19000000
>>19000000
>>19000000

Jonah went over /pw/ clean

Sneed is winning here. They are pushing it too much

What the fuck is Power Book

>>19023053
Idiot

I'm eating haribos and doritos at fuckin 8am

Lmao based aussies cheering and chanting for the foreigner instead of the abo

Look at all those Cena shirts

probably part of the government deal to get more events to drive up more toursim days

>>19023071
LMAO. its like when everyone wore nWo shirts

1

This theme does not fit roman at all lmfaoo

>>19023081
they voted to not give abos rights like 2 years ago

That pathetic 50 year old guy in the cena gear wanting roman to give him a high 5

are country governments paying aew to come over? lol NOPE

hees not gonna touch your hand you fat retard

I miss the old version of Roman’s theme, how did Def Rebel have a good theme and then fuck it up

Jesus Christ roman is best looking wrestler wwe has ever had

sole

BBDWTOS

>>19023089
The USA needs to learn from them

This arena has a weird layout

>>19023091
>>19023095
kek

>>19023091
>>19023095
Cope, AEWtranny.

15 minutes in and not one bit of wrestling

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19023098
And that's all he is. Unremarkable in literal every other category but look

1

>>19023094
yes... they are...

>>19023088
It fit a god king like the tribal chief. Doesn't really fit a guy who curtain jerks ppvs now and keeps getting his sneakers stolen by a fat manlet

>>19023105
the fatty with dreadlocks or the troon next to her?

The ring looks kinda small.

>ple just starting at 11pm
kek they really don't give a shit about the aussies huh

>>19023120
Does anyone?

>>19023113
it's ok for women though though right?

is that a heckin 16 x 16 ring i see? LMAO

Crowd look so good with the cena shirts

>>19023098
Drew McIntyre exist

>>19023113
Look's the most important part of being a wrestler.

>Big Bronson Reed
>"Big"
Meanwhile he's 5'9 and built like an adult baby

>>19023124
Yes.

Next
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>>19023120
8pm in Perth 11pm on the East Coast

>>19023136
Kys

>>19023135
glad we agree then

>Roman has main evented more Mania than Cena or Hogan
Damn

>>19023133
>He's 5'9"

Looks smaller

>>19023136
>early
retard

>*in the tune of the roman reigns chant they do
>REDDIIIIT, REDDIT REDDIT, REDDIIIIT REDIIIT, REDDIT REDDIT

>Sneed has smash mouth power
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AN'T THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED

>>19023131
No it's not. Reigns looks like a million fucking bucks. THEN THE BELL RINGS

The crowd is gonna get so gassed after this match

>>19023143
>>19023148
Cry trannies

Even if this turns out shit, know that its the first Crown Jewel that was held outside of Saudi's. Historic? Maybe. Cost a dent in Wrestlemania history? Yes.
But it's a novelty.

Insane

>>19023161
yellow retards

>big bronson reed
>is a manlet
lol, lmao

the 3 star general

>rugby ball
come on cole

Holy fuck, how many Cena shirts did they sell this week?

>cole feels the need to explain what a cricket bat is
the absolute state of mutts

Wasn't Roman in the NFL? He missed both passes

>SPORTS BALL REFERENCE
>ESPN HAHA

>>19023174
boring sport for indians

THE REAL NEXT

>>19023179
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>>19023179
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>>19023174
Nobody cares about jeetstick

>thread dies ad the reason of how it's an Australian street fight is revealed

When do the kangaroos cone out?

when does the wrestling start?

REAL
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Where are the wallabys in this street fight?

Roman is the GOAT

>>19023175
if he hit them he'd send them to hospital those balls are 50 kg

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>>19023175
He went to Georgia Tech, Triple Option offense baybay. No passes.

>This is awesome
They haven’t done shit yet

>>19022174 (OP)
Wow Big E looks like a fucking retard at the end there. He has control of Dean in the center but does a running nothing into the ropes so Dean can counter and Shield can win.

>>19023182
>>19023184
no one cares about baseball either, but you won't see cole explaining what a bat is

>two threads
great guys thanks

wasn't bronson/roman main eventing?

>>19023201
Whatever you say Ranjesh

>>19023227
you're more brown than I am, mutt.

>>19022879
>I get to get new ass-shots in 2/5 of the matches
OH BOY CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY