Thread 19025274

>Hey, let's kill wrestling forever with the most self indulgenent, masturbatory match ever where we decide to not even pretend to have an actual match

I've never been more embarassed than ever to watch wrestling. The business is dead

Better than every single Ospreay match combined.

>>19025286
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>>19025274 (OP)
low iq brown e-drones love video game slop

>>19025274 (OP)
LOL

>>19025378
How can anyone enjoy this?

>>19025331
That pART

>posts the exact thing OP is criticizing, but with more athleticism
what did you mean by this?

>>19025274 (OP)
>tryhard wheelslop nonsense
Not your best work Hoggers

>>19025659
You tried posting in the Renaissance Era thread and got no sold. Fuck you fag.

>>19025274 (OP)
professional wrestling died when Covid happened

>>19025378
kek

>>19025274 (OP)
>movez exhibition
piggies love this more than anything

>>19025677
what the fucks that

LOL

Wrestling died when normgroid women were introduced to it

>>19025565
>>that part

oh look, a tranny

>>19025983
stop gazing at your reflection in the river

>>19025274 (OP)
OI ME NECK BRUV. I was only half way through my 23 more false finishes

>>19025979
the 1980's?

>>19026045
Yep

>>19025274 (OP)
>trannies absolutely seething because everyone enjoyed something WWE did
Another day that ends in Y.

>>19025274 (OP)
Wrestling is closer to marvel movies than wrestling now. But the IWC smarks love it for some reason even though they railed on everything when wrestling was actually good. The marks in the company live for iwc validation.

>>19025274 (OP)
>>Hey, let's kill wrestling forever with the most self indulgenent, masturbatory match ever where we decide to not even pretend to have an actual match
That isn't Triple H vs Taker at Mania 28

>>19025378
in pro wrestling, that’s what we call a callback

>>19025699
pro wrestling died when russo went to wcw

Cena vs AJ is what AEW thinks their matches are but they are actually this >>19025378

>>19025378
Old men who can't do it anymore. Haha.

>>19026087
Yeah, it was far far worse than Undertaker v Triple H at WM 28

>>19025976
Look at that crowd. If they had ended it with the first reversal that crowd would have organically popped but they fucked it up because they can't help themselves.

>>19026081
Wrestling is really weird now isnt it?

>>19025274 (OP)
>>19025331
>the singular AEW fan's seething to death because Cena vs Styles was two things, good wrestling and fun, and he hates both
Crippled pig existence

Weird how when good wrestlers do finisher spam it still looks good.

>>19026098
>noooo. WWF/WWE isn't wrestling
This WCW boomer still seething

>>19025583
That there’s a reason why it works when Cena/AJ do it vs your dimeless flippers who your audience can’t understand no one gives a fuck about. Ya faggogs live in delusion acting like aew has .00001% of the legacy wwe has. It’s literally >>19026101 you act like your forced indy promotion is wwe but aew just doesn’t have that prestige or impact. And then you try to act like wwe is a bully or that you’re just trying to enjoy wrestling but then every time wwe does something it’s “waaaaah why are they getting love and attention and we’re not!!”. Cause no one fucking likes you, everyone is aware of who and what you are, you had your chance, aew blew it. Simple minded fuck. The videogame should have taught ya to stop cosplaying as wwe…putting out a videogame, entitled selfmarks the entire company.

>>19026157
This sums up AEW's problems so well. They could be good if not great. But they just can't help but get in their own way because they lack the structure and discipline

>>19026220
wrestling has unironically been dead for 25 years but I don’t blame you zoomer fags for not knowing

>>19025286
Fpbp

Cornette will put this over as one of the best matches of the last two decades, despite when anything even vaguely similar happens in AEW he shuts all over it

AEW fans are bad people.

>>19026280
>fantasy booking criticism

>>19026234
You're more emotionally invested in AEW than me, it seems

>>19026336
>nooooo, you can’t say this thing that is guaranteed to happen and has happened numerous times before just because it hasn’t happened again yet!
Dumb Edrone

>>19026280
Because when AEW tries to do anything similar to this the execution is incompetent and it's sandwiched in between matches where dimeless shitters kick out of 10,000 finishers and act like they're in a Wrestlemania main event. When everything tries to be special, nothing is special.

>>19026363
>waaaah why is wwe getting love and praise and not us! Why don’t people like me-I mean us?? Stupid hypocrisy!

>>19026038
KEK

>>19026280
Cena and AJ are both extremely good at wrestling psychology, that's the difference. The truth is, is that we watched a spot fest, except the spots made sense, and the wrestlers were actually competent.

>>19026363
even if cornette does say that why do you care so much?

>>19026402
>cena is good at psychology
>does the walls of Jericho in a match full of yummy callbacks to his biggest rivals instead of the ankle lock

>>19025274 (OP)
Both this match and AEW matches are shit.

E-drones should apologize for this spotfest shit. Instead, they post shit from GayEW as if saying "if you say this match was shit, then you say all AEW matches are shit."

No shit fucking faggot. GayEW is fucking shit and the fact WWE actually did the same those retards do in a match instead of an actual wrestling match shows how easily they fool you.

>>19026437
That's not the kind of psychology I was talking about, since he doesn't even have to try to connect with the crowd, but yes, I agree that going for a Chris Jericho move was a weird choice, I like to think it was homage to Chris Benoit instead.

>>19026438
Get a grip mate

>>19025274 (OP)
So an aew main event?

>>19025583
>muh athleticism
You're so close to getting it but you never will

>>19025378
>trying to do jr sequences when you're old sawdusted welterweights

>>19026280
Nah, he will dump on it but say the crowd had fun singing.
Did this weeks drive thru come out?

>I've never been more embarassed than ever to watch wrestling. The business is dead
But enough about when women wrestle and evolution

>>19026506
>I agree that going for a Chris Jericho move was a weird choice
Jericho's coming back to WWE. It's foreshadowing.

>>19026234
blah blah blah