Thread 19026625

Collision Homecoming Brings AEW Back To Daily’s Place Ahead of Next Week’s WrestleDream!...
Saturday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from Daily's Place in Jacksonville, FL
8/7pm CT or [Immediately After MLB Playoffs] on TNT & HBO MAX!

>Kris Statlander, Timeless Toni Storm, Harley Cameron vs. Triangle Of Madness in a Trios Match
>The Golden Star Kota Ibushi vs. The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander
>Megan Bayne & FTR vs. Willow Nightingale & Jetspeed in a Mixed Trios Match
>Eddie Kingston vs. The Beast Mortos
>Max Caster & Anthony Bowens vs. Big Bill & Bryan Keith
>TayJay In Action!
>And More!

** 7 Days Out From WrestleDream **

>>19026625 (OP)
BASED

>crown jewel ends
>first thing epiggies bring up is AEW
lmao every time. RENT FREEEEEEEEEEEE

Have they announced yet if wrestledream will have an early start time next week?

ibushi's last wrestling match

No buddy?

>>19026841
So far it looks like WrestleDream will start at 8pm ET.

>there are 10 aew ratings/hangman derangement syndrome threads being constantly necrobumped every 5 minutes for the past 5 days

this board may be cooked if one guy can just take over the entire board like this

>>19026625 (OP)
The death of ibushi

The outcome of Syuri vs. Sareee this Monday is going to be VERY interesting depending on who wins

They'll show Ibushi's match? Why?

>>19026625 (OP)
Gotone Inthebussi? From Josh? Sorry to hear that my squinty eyed friend but I ain't gonna be watch no AEW Homo-coming, no sirree.

CM Punk won... a free hair transplantation surgery at the local medical school.

>>19027437
that nigga wearin a toupee

>>19026625 (OP)
Might tune in to watch the final KWABening of Ibushi

NEW HANGMAN BLUESKY POST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Nter-UzF8

>>19027437
should have went to MJFs guy

>>19027437
The thing they don't tell you about hair transplants is that when the procedure is done, they put you on Finasteride which has a tendency to give you all types of nasty side effects, one being that it castrates you by giving you a numb penis for life.

Some people would rather go bald than lose the ability to ever get a boner again.

Phil should either shave it off or get a really good toupee

>>19027452
Can't wait to watch the Canadian Crippler Josh Alexander end this bum.

>>19027588
AEW and Josh Alexander should honestly run with it. Build him up as the guy that ended Ibushi. The Walking Weapon who brought the Golden Star blazing down to earth.

long lines at Comic Con NY for the AEW talent

>>19026625 (OP)
holy fucking stacked card, can't wait to tune in

>>19027674
Damn, TK sent the heavy hitters.

This Collision is unofficially considered as the show where Ibushi had his last wrestling match ever, in the old Daily's Place building. Please pay respects

>sex triangle
We will be there

>>19026625 (OP)
Burger Kingston finna GET THAT NUT from the sexy beast Mortos

donde esta el clon?

>>19028490
very good question. they should announce his debut match a week in advanced to pop a number

>>19027674
Jealous of everyone in that pic who knows what Willow smells like

Finally some good fucking wrestling

>>19028490
yo s o y el clon

>>19027861
He is a mad lad who will live to 150.
He will be back.

>>19026625 (OP)
>Not a single interesting match

wew

>>19028635
but enough about Crown Jewel

>>19028635
TayJay is a good test for my boner gummies.

>>19027861
broke his leg firecarrying a guy

>>19028660
KEK josh dropped him like a sack of shit
RIP ibussy

>>19028660
:(

A lot of faggots on twitter are like "nooo stop advertising the Ibushi match. Do not show the Ibushi match" shut upppppppppppppppppp Ibushi would have wanted the match to air you fucking pussies.

This is wrestling. It’s a sport. Injuries and accidents happen. If you can’t handle something as mild as an off-screen bone fracture, maybe stick to flag football you bitch

>>19027874
based

>>19028660
kek
cartoon tier

>>19027874
OOOH OOOOOOH

>>19028696
it ain't ballet, and I doubt it's any worse than Psycho Sid KWABing his leg

>>19028696
I have to agree, shit happens. It's just like in the NFL or CFB when a nigga's knee bents the opposite way, it is the nature of the beast.

>>19028696
was the video of that one TNA nigga kwabbing himself released? I know it was some taped TNA episode

>>19028711
It’s in the same ballpark as when Bryan Danielson broke his forearm at Forbidden Door. It's baby shit. It's not like Ibushi's femur broke, pierced through 3 layers of skin, and started fountain bleeding buckets all over the arena

>>19028744
I've heard they had to remove his bone and put it back in live on the show

Hopefully we get a nice dedication to Ian before the episode, for Kenny’s sake.

>>19028744
I think the nastiest-looking injury in AEW history was when FTR hair got his arm skin caught in the cornbuckle, that shit was gnarly.

>>19028737
?

>>19028768
for me, it was the Fenix arm break

>>19028768
You're forgetting when Fenix dislocated his elbow. It wasn't a break but damn was it gnarly

>>19028769
TNA had one jumpy nigga who got kwabbed hard on some taped episode and is now learning to walk again or something
Not sure what his name was but everyone online was acting like "nooo you can't show it it's too brutal"

>>19028776
Oh Chris Bey I think

Ibushi breaking his femur may have saved his life because your femur breaking that easily could be a sign of an underlying problem that Ibushi has that he's not aware of

>>19028781
was the video ever released?

>>19028770
aw that was nasty too, but that was just a dislocation
>>19028774
yeah that looked bad, honorable mention to when Matt Hardy smacked his head on the concrete

>>19028792
I don't think so. I think they Droz'd it

>>19028660
will they show the actual spot? will we get a replay from a camera near the corner? will we hear a crack or a scream before he falls?

so true

>>19028825
Cause everything's gay?

>>19028825
who is that on the left? Cena/AJ? I don't watch slop

Tony better have something for Jamie tonight or there'll be trouble

>>19028865
Cena and AJ. I don't watch WWE but from watching the highlights on social media it seemed like more of a tribute than a match if that makes sense. It was fine for what it was.

>>19028878
Hayter needs to fuck off from my TV forever to make room for the actual attractive and talented women of AEW (Harley, Willow, Mina)

ONE HOUR WARNING, SICKO NIGGAS MOUNT THE FUCK UP

>>19029033
I'm just not feeling sicko for Collision anymore, bro.

>>19029050
get lost, E-drone

BAYNE

>>19029088
I've been watching VR Porn after recently buying an Oculus 2. This position is all to familiar

>>19029088
is her face stuck like that?

>>19029088
>twisted g-sting with broken elastics hanging off
2/10 would not bang

I'm running to the gas station to grab a tallboy. Anybody want anything?

>>19029144
get me some'a them bootleg dick pills

>>19029144
Yeah, bring a rag with you and soak it in gasoline. Gonna huff it and stuff to get high

>>19029144
something to drink please

>>19029162
Why do people even bother with gas station dick pills. Just go to your local clinic or doctor and tell them you have erectile disfunction. They will prescribe you viagra same day.

>>19029179
get a load of this city slicker, with his fancy "health insurance"

Reminder.

>>19029211
that was actually Buddy in disguise

>>19029144
Chicken taquito and a Coke Zero if you haven’t gotten back yet

>>19029144
Mmmm get a bottle of jack like a real man, son

15 MINUTE WARNING

took a nap and woke up right on time, cool

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately

>>19029377
resistance is futile, you will be assimilated

Would a Gollum gimmick draw dimes?

>>19029377
he's system got hacked anon, he's gone

>>19029401
Darby could do it

TRIANGLE OF SEX

COLLISION IS IN YOUR VISION

WHOA MOMMA

The buttons on Toni's top look like they're about to burst

>>19029397
>>19029403
you need to go back

Madness going on with these spooky bitches

>Wrathlander
Harley's such a fucking dimes machine

LETS
GO
MAX
YOU'RE
THE
BEST
WRESTLER
ALIVE

>You're so boring Big Bill will fall asleep in the ring
Max hitting hard

the acclaimed opening was funny

Penelope Fords fake tits look like they are disappointing to hold. Like they are has firm as a basketball. Gross.

>Willow in the jaguar's mouth
she should be in my mouth :/

SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY

SATURDAY

a very diverse crowd of people of all ages

>>19029424
>>19029425
>>19029426
they really are better together, Max couldn't keep running the jobber gimmick forever

>"I <3 JULIA" sign
based

YES YES GIVE US THE KWABING OUT OF THE GATE

REAL SICKO SHIT

No Ibushi don't!

>Thekla the foreigner can promo like an actual pro wrestler
>Julia and Skye the murikkans sound like basic ahh bitches
Grim

Time to watch Kota KWAB himself again

Ibushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't get in that ringgggggggggggggggggggggg

>opening with Ibussy getting KWABed
well that's a bit of a downer

pls ibushi-sama be careful i have a bad feeling

get ready to get sad bros

I'm watching Ibushi's last match. Surreal

>Serena Deeb sign
You don't see that often.

>>19029445
>>19029450
>>19029452

look at don callis messing with the barricade in the background i bet he did something there

>>19029464
Same but with Buddy

unironically hard to watch, like an intense, nervous suspense knowing it's coming

>MxM
I will now make sure I don't pass out before the end of the show

>>19029471
We get to see the injury?

time traveler friends how bad is it going to be? like bad bad?

>>19029479
Buddy had a great match with MxM.

>>19029482
if it is they wouldn't show it

The Japanese diet is not rich in calcium

This match is much more compelling knowing Ibushi dies.

>>19029482
The AEW cam was brutal. You would have to be high on cocaine to decide to air that angle.

>>19029489
but i mean career wise, is our golden lover done?

always wondered how japanese fans felt when they watched hayabusa injure himself in devastating fashion, now we americans are about to experience a similar feeling

>>19029482
have you ever seen freddy got fingered? remember the scene when he breaks his leg skateboarding? that

>>19029484
>Buddy had a great match

>>19029481
We'll soon find out

>>19029492
Anyone got a gif or vid of it?

it is morbidly tense watching this

>>19029495
we all knew he was already very sawdusted. IDK if he'll never wrestle again, but he was already on his last leg.

>>19029495
You can always pay him for a pic at a convention

>>19029506
it hasnt happened yet stupid

>>19029502
It’s true!!!

Cursed match.

>>19029509
the suspense is unironically fucking killing me

This is the first time in my life I paid attention to the pitcher in pitcher

>>19029514
only thing i admire from buddy (besides his physique) is how well he sells his own meteora

I expect some noticeable ADR from Tony when shit goes down

my heart skips a fucking beat every time he goes to the corner

>>19029523
He’s great at jackhammers!

>>19029513
I mean it obviously happened days ago so someone must have recorded it in the arena.

Be hilarious if they pulled a Seth rollins worked injury

i envy the normies who dont know what is about to happen

Damn, Kota moves like molasses now.

I'm going to order a pizza tomorrow to strengthen my bones (cheese has calcium)

Ibushi know how to milk the crowd for cheers

>>19029523
The only thing I admire from Buddy is sex with Rhea.

>>19029532
Fan cam that's come out just has him falling flat on his chest. Dude must've just smacked the ground hard enough to break his leg I guess.

>>19029532
what are you tlking about? are you not watching it live with us?

>>19029540
Not to mention all the protein you get from the pepperoni!

>>19029547
he also had sex with Alexa Bliss, Goddess version

this is one of Kota's best matches in AEW so far

>>19029538
Normies who don't know that are watching Collision are few and far between.

I don’t even know how he got injured. I only read he was stretchered out. The suspense is killing me

>>19029557
Alexander is a pretty damn good guy to work with

>>19029556
Nxt Alexa too. HNNNNNNNNNG

watching this shit through my fingers tbqh

shit, it is real nice to have a comfy thread without console warring

Damn it just hit me that if Ibushi comes back, he's gonna be slower and less retarded so less crazy stuff

>>19029557
GRIM

This whole match has me anxious af from knowing what's coming

>Here live at the taping for AEW Collision and Kota Ibushi got hurt doing a spot from the top rope where he fell to the outside of the ring

Watch for the top ropes.

>>19029561
if only he had an ounce of personality, unfortunately he's terminally Canadian

>>19029565
Collision is usually the best for this, slower and people are actually commenting on the matches.

landed hard on his leg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck there it is

Nooo his Kamigoye leg

Josh Alexander went into business for himself

That's a work

I hate to say it but this is 100% on Josh Alexander

AAAAAAAAAAAA HE SHOWED IT
TONY YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I KNEEL

ADR TONY

that was all ibussy's fault

>>19029574
That's why him and Ethan Page were so good together in The North.

He didn't fall awkwardly he fell pretty normally. I think Ibushi's bones are just fucked is all. He lost density somehow

Did I miss TayJay

Damn that sucks

>>19029590
Wasn't even gruesome or anything. Just a freak accident.

>>19029587
Ibussy too fat for Josh to carry.

>>19029592
shut the fuck up Josh

at least it was not a stupid spot

>>19029595
Ibushi has been a crazy motherfucker since day one, and father time catches up to everyone

>>19029596
This was the first match

That didn't even look that bad

Was that the first shoot victory in AEW history?

Josh bros he actually won a match!

KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Looks like Ibushi just didn't shift well and Josh lost his balance for one sec and that was enough for him to tumble out

Kenny coming out to sabe ibushi was a shoot

KEK Kenny looks legit mad

Wait when the fuck did Mark Davis come back?

>>19029608
Mox vs Hangman when the latter got clotheslined and got concussed

They did a great job saving the segment with the Don Callis promo, the beatdown, and Kenny storming out imo

>>19029574
They should bring Lance Storm out of retirement to face him to create an anti-rizz off for the kids.

God Mark Davis is such a disgusting looking man. Aren't fags supposed to better about this stuff?

Kenny with the awesome trash can throw.

>>19029618
Just now kek

>>19029596
you're late, no gooning for you

>>19029608
Nah, Fenix beat Mox because he fucked him up royally. He won the International title or whatever I was called back then.

Who has a bigger ass Mark Davis or Shane Taylor?

>>19029622
I was thinking the same thing. Like he robbed a homeless person of their clothes

>>19029606
Ibushi probably can't take major bumps anymore. Like the femur is the strongest leg bone and the fall wasn't that bad. Just how it is for ibushi nowadays

>>19029618
You just witnessed it lmao

>>19029622
just back from his honeymoon imagine the smell

>>19029618
When the fat ass signal was seen in catering. Buddy was slow to respond.

>>19029621
Yes. Team Canada was a great stable.

Ibushi fall
https://x.com/DrainBamager/status/1977167581506158990

>>19029633
Shane Tayler easily. Dude has the full on Grimace build unlocked.

>>19029639
Buddy wouldn’t answer that signal.

>>19029639
buddybros... not like this...

>>19029641
in the tv transmission you could hear don callis yellin to alexander to drop ibushi, it was all on purpose

>>19029631

Oh shit yeah, I remember now.

>>19029645
agreed, he's too busy stuffing his face in catering to look up

>>19029651
pls understand he is bulking

>>19029649
>getting worked by a shoot

what's so big about him

>>19029651
That man has 7% body fat let’s be real. He’s PAC tier.

Bryan Keith with a sweet Jesus poncho

Post YFW Joe hits the styles clash and Hanger does an AA at Wrestledream

this new Bowens gimmick MIGHT work

LETS
GO
MAX
YOURE
THE BEST
WRESTLER
A
LIVE

Bowens rolled with the punches of his failed push really well

>>19029671
Coming out with all his gay magazine pin-ups made me kek

GAY MAGEZINE

>>19029671
holding gay magazines as a 'certificate' might actually work

>>19029678
shades of HBK

Justified "let's go Max you're the best wrestler alive" chants on Collision right now!

>>19029674
Might as well, he's getting paid 6 figures either way.

>>19029674
He knows Max has the it factor despite his hurt feefees over some of his raps

It shouldn't surprise me, but I can't believe there's actually something called the "Gay Times". It just feels like a shitpost name someone would come up with.

Wow this match won the iDrinq match of the night?

>>19029608
I recall last year Skye Blue got shoot hurt when Hikaru Shida jumped across her legs on an episode of Collision and the match was awkwardly called off and Shida declared the winner

You know who’s good at rolling with the punches when someone else is more successful in his faction?
Buddy.

So is Daddy Ass still in AEW?

Bowens
>better physique
>better promos
>better wrestler
Max
>????

>>19029704
Max
>best wrestler alive

it's some real Cain and Able shit where Bowens does everything right but God favors Max for some reason

>>19029704

Charisma.

Watching that I 100% believe Ibushi had already done damage to that specific bone and this was just the thing that finished it off.

>>19029714
>hey kid, break a leg out there

>>19029692
Magazines back in the day was like getting a huge podcast or youtube channel. If you can hit a niche to market to rubes you just might be the disappointing Jewish kid who didn't get into med school.

>>19029704
Max is better at promos and has more charisma.

>>19029714
for all we know he had a hairline fracture in that area that went undetected, the man always went hard

>>19029673
LGMYTBWAL

>>19029702
good thing too

>>19029692
I had a similar reaction when I found out about the High Times mag in the 00s.

>>19029706
god damn so accurate

>>19029706
Where did you find this picture of Bryan Keith?

>>19029730
I agree. What a good guy. Great buddy to have.

>>19029674
I think the failed solo push was all part of the plan. I don't for one minute think they planned on the two of them going solo for more than a few months.

3 hour Dynamite this coming Wednesday

>>19029747
that's some Q-tier nonsense

LGMYTBWAL

>>19029747
Nah, I think Bowens got uppity about being stuck with Max and legitimately wanted to branch off on his own.

>>19029755
I wish it was 9 hours

>>19029755
And a Six hour ppv a week from now

>>19029747
I think daddy ass staying by his side hurt him

>>19029755
I live in LA and it's going to rain this week. Comfy rainy day 3 hour Dynamite for me :)

>>19029755
+ a sizable overrun

>>19029786
lol

>>19029777
based digits of comfy rainy wrestlekino

>>19029703
Jericho is bringing him back to the fed to milk crazy money out of them before Chris continues his Ric Flair drip out bad things about himself while doing a progressively more degrading jobs arc to survive. Billy dips out after giving Regal a receipt double agent offing. He sets the world record for the most badly failed steroid test for the second time.

Bruh is Ace Austin shorter than Bandit Keith

Take a drink every time they ADR Tony.

>>19029792
he got funny midget legs

TIME TO COOM

The TayJay jiggle is not entirely dead bros

DAT JIGGLE WHEN THE CHEEKS CLASH :DDD

Tay's face has go away heat with me

>>19029791
odc I just hope Chris brings Regal back with him, I miss him way more than anyone else who jumped ship

Carolina can get it

4 yummy pawgs

Jigglebros

The jiggle just isn't the same anymore...

>>19029805
her ass makes up for it

>>19029805
she has a face?

NEW THREAD
>>19029818
>>19029818
>>19029818
>>19029818
>>19029818
>>19029818

>>19029805
Yeah she got real ugly. Adding her shit face paint to it isn't helping.

How many pounds of ass does it total between Anna and Tay's 4 cheeks?

Tay shouldn't use face paint for non-title matches. She looks ridiculous 95% of the time she does it.

>>19029816
time was ago

Anna Jay gets chunkier every week

>>19029819
I think she may actually have something behind it. You kinda have to respect a woman who is somehow more successful than her retard himbo husband who has nearly killed multiple people doing his job.

These Conglomeration promos can be a little crinfe sometimes

>>19029850
Tony's liked Tay more than Sammy for at least 2 years if not 3.

>>19029850
>she outsmarted Sammy Guevara
this is not hard to do

>>19029880
But she did it while keeping him as the latin version of white women fucking dogs

good show

>>19031921
this

>>19031921
Agreed friend

>>19031921
Yes

>>19029829
Cute

>>19029641
Damn

GET WELL SOON IBUSHI