Thread 19029749

They're giving AJ Styles a new theme for his run next year. Should things go according to plan, it will be Alice in Chains - Would? AJ is a huge fan of the grunge band and pushed for this.

Also, GUNTHER is slated to beat John Cena in Washington for the IC title.

>>19029749 (OP)
>Alice in Chains - Would?
based that's one of my favorite songs

>>19029854
are you gay

>>19029879
yeah

>>19029749 (OP)
>it will be Alice in Chains - Would?
I'd unironically pop HARD for that. Would? is one of AIC's best songs.

>>19029749 (OP)
Opening riff would get a huge pop from me brother. There need to be more entrances with instantly recognizable riffs. I can't tell who the fuck is coming out when it's just gay synth and shitty beats

>>19029749 (OP)
Is that an ftm? It can't be a proper man with that weak attempt at facial hair.

>>19029927
same

I've also heard there is rumors of having AJ retire at next years BFG

>>19029749 (OP)
Sup Jaxton how's Karly? You treating her right?

>>19029990
this, plus the shirt

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN
SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THEN

>>19029749 (OP)
Sup jaxxyboy

>>19029749 (OP)
That's probably my favorite Alice In Chains song. I don't really associate it with A.J.'s gimmick but it would still be cool.

>>19029749 (OP)
Complete bullshit, TKO is not shelling out money for a song. They won't even let wrestlers use songs they themselves own or the artists have said they can use for free. He will get a special Def Rebel AI slopified version of "DEY DON'T WANT NONE" with an AI Styles going "Phenominal" at the beginning and a trap beat.

>>19030112
who dat

>>19030265
Does TKO still have to pay royalties to Living Colour for Cult of Personality for CM Punk?

Yeah

favorite AIC song?
for me its Heaven Beside You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XKyB27fobk

>>19029749 (OP)
Is that Dirty Dom

>>19032792
No

None of those things are good

>>19032160
The version Punk uses was specifically recorded for his current run like Penta's theme being the tool from Tool so it gets a pass.

>>19029749 (OP)
Would?

>>19032792
Nah thats clean dominic

>>19029854
>>19032764
Based. No Excuses is pretty good

>you now remember this absolutely dogshit theme that sucked so much they went back to Phenomenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vG9NoG_Dx0

>>19029749 (OP)
Based Jaxton making hoggers sit in his cuck wheelchair seething while he smashes bussy

>>19034965
So G-d made him a permanent cuckold, sad.

>>19034755
Punk and LC guys are friends, and they specifically did that to make sure the record label didn't see a cent of that money which is pretty based ngl.

>>19034916
That theme is actually decent.

Holy based can't wait for the audience to sing along to it

>>19034916
(I actually kinda enjoyed this theme, happy as i am that he got his old one back)
On the spectrum of wrestler themes, this actually isn't too bad compared to some of the other garage band sample2 theme songs Def Rebel has been cooking.

>>19029749 (OP)
LIAR!

>>19029749 (OP)
this gimmick is over with me

>>19029749 (OP)
Who's that handsome fella?

>>19035598
LMAO

>>19035598
you tell me

>>19029749 (OP)
These is what the average edrone looks like

>>19037142
>I will have Karly one day
Someone is jealous lol.

>peedub actually likes alice in chains
this is a new low for you lads

>>19037262
yep jealousy got it

>>19037322
Nobody is jealous of you Jaxton.

>>19037437
your replies say different

>>19029749 (OP)
>people suddenly removed AJ styles exists and now he has storylines lined up

>>19037448
>>19037322

Eat your fuckimg slop pig.

>>19029749 (OP)
this nigga thinks he zetzy

>>19037714
>fuckimg
saar, i'm watching aew's back catalog right now

>>19037741
He fucks trannies so yes hes zesty.
>>19037745
Finally enjoying some good wrestling for once jaxxyboy?

>>19037464
Only WWE can provoke these reactions. AEW will never have a big moment or a match people actually get invested in further than what the star rating will be. Absolutely nobody gives a fuck about the storylines or character development because there are none.

>>19037896
Yes there fucking are dumpass

KNOW KEV
BLACK COCK IS HIS MASTER
ANUS
LEAKING DARK JIZZ HEREAFTER

INTO KEV’S BUTT AGAIN
SAME BLACK DICK IT WAS BACK THEN
TYRONE LOVES TO MAKE NASH GAPE
NOW ITS DESHAWNS TIME TO PLAY-AY-AY

BROKEN
RECTUM ACCEPTS INSERTION
JAHEEM
THRUSTS, HES NOT THE FIRST ONE

INTO KEV’S BUTT AGAIN
SAME BLACK DICK IT WAS BACK THEN
TYRONE LOVES TO MAKE NASH GAPE
NOW ITS DESHAWNS TIME TO PLAY-AY-AY

BIG BLACK SCHLONG
HAS KEVS ASSHOLE LEAKING OUT FOAM
SPHINCTER GONE
LEFT KEVS RECTUM BLOWNNNNNN
BIG BLACK SCHLONG
HAS KEVS ASSHOLE LEAKING OUT FOAM
SPHINCTER GONE
LEFT KEVS RECTUM BLOWNNNNNN

IF DRE PUSHED, WOULD DRU?

>>19034755
>>19035038
Kek, that is based

>>19032764
Rotten Apple is also really good
The song is so depressing but its still so good, especially the vocal harmonies in the chorus between Layne and Jerry

>>19034755
>>19035038
Remember when living color released the song the day before his return but aew marks were still calling you a retard if you thought he was returning kek

>>19040063
KEK it's true

>WWE paying to license music

lol. lmao

>>19040063
CM Punk didn't return. The sad, broken, dicksucking Phil the Shill is now kissing WWE's ring tho.

>>19029749 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpx_PcZjByY

>>19040916
Many people are saying this about Shill Crooks

>>19041342
Shill Crooks

kek

>>19037309
>lads
Opinion discarded

>>19041003
based

>>19041447
jej

>>19041342
for me it's Semen Spunk

>>19029879
If you don't like Would you're the one who loves Wood, ya shoot ninny

>>19040916
Jesus they're still seething over it

>>19037309
Lmao you have shit taste and your dad is a faggot

>>19029749 (OP)
I wish this is real. AJ has always had kino theme songs until he got to the WWE

>>19040033
Sap in general is kino, just like Jar of Flies. Cut the filler from Dirt and add Sap, cut the filler from the self-titled and add JoF, and you have two of the greatest hard-rock albums of all time.

More legit than Meltzer

>>19043260
Every song on Jar of Flies is so good, minus maybe "Swing On This" because I saved every other song but that one to a playlist.
Nutshell might be the saddest song I've ever heard, but in a way that is still moving musically and through what the lyrics express.
Dirt is such a strong album and probably their best work. I saved 9/13 songs on it, so only a fourth of the album sounded like filler to me.
Alice In Chains are just masters of depressing, sad, or melancholy songs, however you want to describe it. They still have plenty of head bangers too but I associate their best work with the songs that make me feel despair.
Their 3 albums post Layne are good too and have some standout tracks, but they will always be known more for their work with Layne and for good reason.