Thread 19031772

Kanga'ri Edition
(The Captain sailed her ship to Koalaland and teamed up with Asuka to take on rhea and the traitorous idiot IYO. Things didn't necessarily go the way we wanted but the Captain had a great match and looked amazing while doing. What's next for GOD'S FAVORITE PIRATE? Nobody knows but we do know that the Captain 'rimains CUTE and SEXO!)

Previous: >>18995316

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>19031772 (OP)
Kairi is cute

Kairi is a LOSER who LOST
She disappointed Empress ASUKA and should be ashamed.

>>19031772 (OP)
big roo or smol 'ri?

>>19031868
We knew this from the beginning. Traitors deserve the shame they get.

>>19031885
Stop posting this version. Nasty ugly bitch.
>>19031899
Based.
>>19031772 (OP)
Based

>>19032028
Bit of both, I reckon

>>19032028
Kangaroos are fucking stupid creatures.

>>19031885
Keep posting this version. nice spelling pretty respectable woman.

>>19031868
It's straight to Asuka's sex punishment dungeon for Kairi I'm afraid;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ONiCXjJ1iY
For 48hrs of non stop Sybian torture.

>>19032028
Kairi is like shoot 4’10” she really is heckin smol

>>19032134
If u said this to a roos face he'd punch ur lights out

the hog is sliding, he just killed 3 ratings threads

>>19032286
No cunt, I'd smash a kangaroo. Taken 'em out before, and I'll do it again.

>>19032251
Imagine picking her up and fucking her like she was just a sentient fleshlight

>>19032420
kairi is perfectly suited for anal full nelson desu

>>19032188
It's weird. Hojo was incredibly cute and far more lewd that Sane. But new Kairi is like an angel. I don't know she does it. Most women are in their prime early-mid 20's. She is an affront to the laws of time.

>>19032420
>>19032455
Please 'rispect the captain.

>>19032531
>most women are in their prime in their early to mid 20s
that’s just western white women who age like wine
Asian, Latina and Slav women all age better and usually mog white women in their late 20s/early 30s despite pushing 40

>>19032386
I bet ur the keyboard warrior type who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I reckon you get gaped by a quokka ya weak cunt.

>>19032555
Faggot, you're not even Australian. I'm telling you I've taken out kangaroos. You haven't even taken out a girl. Faggot.

>>19032545
age like milk you mean, aging like wine is a good thing

>>19032536
cumming all over her cute small tits is a form of respect cause it shows I appreciate her body

>>19032563
yeah I meant that, I wanted to originally write white women age like milf and Asian women age like wine then rewrote the post and got the mixed up it’s 1 AM here rn think Im going to sleep

>>19032559
Yea too busy taking em' home. Not much of a boast though. Aussie women are wild slags. I reckon Big Red here would have a better chance of pulling than you.

>>19032579
Oh I been there. I can make a real saar of myself sometimes while using my phone to post when tired or wasted.

>>19031899
I love that chubby face look she does sometimes.

>>19032733
The only thing you pull is your pud.

>>19032536
She'll be treated with respect once she starts winning again. Until then she spending all her time in Asuka's dungeon, and Asuka is not happy.

>>19032794
she is swishing a load

>>19032799
do you think Asuka aggressively fingers her butthole every time she loses?

Sweet new Kairi thread

>>19033074
New Kairi threads fkn rock lol

>>19032251
gaping her tiny shithole must feel awesome

Cool'jo

Love me Hojo

My mate went to get a photo with Vaq today and the security people were telling everyone exactly where to stand and no touching. By contrast Kairi and Asuka gave no fucks and everyone was hugging them and putting their arms around their shoulders. Also no kids turned up for Steph but plenty did for the Kabuki's. The gals really do love their fans.

>>19034002
Giga dimes look already inspiring cool artwork

>>19033786
Asuka and Kairi are over because they are fantastic wrestlers. Stephanie is over because she has a fantastic ass. They are not the same.

>>19031772 (OP)
Based edition

>>19034224
VAQ has great tits too. That deaf dude is lucky

>>19034550
Dude is living the dream smashing a baddie without having to listen to her bullshit

Do we think ‘ri paid Shane Haste a visit while she was Down Under?

>>19033601
Love Hojo simple as

>>19033786
Based 'bukis
You are going to Monday Night 'ri tomorrow lad?

>>19035040
Asuka wouldn't let that happen. Kairi will be lucky if she can go see the quokkas.

>>19035040
Nah cus he's a chump

>>19032794
puffer face

>>19033786
were they both paid or was one paid and the other free?

>>19034002
>>19034046
super 'ri

Anime walking mf

>>19036289
cute
>>19036338
Why is she wearing that? IYO was in a bikini

>>19033786
Damn I really need to go meet them soon then before Asuka is done with WWE altogether.

>>19036431
Just because Iyo is a whore doesn't mean Kairi is.

>>19036584
Asuka just signed a new deal not that long ago

>>19036745
Likely her last one tho. Whether it's 3 or 5 yrs. Next time they are doing a M&G anywhere near me I'm gonna have to go. Can't let the opportunity pass now.

>>19037266
I could see her staying on as a part timer like shinskue

>>19035490
Yea going to Raw. Hoping the gal's are on again tonight. Heading to see Dom shortly too.

>>19036183
Yea both were paid.

>>19036338
Very sexo. But clearly on the same boat as Iyo. Hmmmmmmm

>>19037841
damn, must suck to see steph or penta

>>19036584
Was well worth it. I told Asuka the pink shirt was my fav when she got excited to see it. I gibbered 'omg I love you Kairi'. Then I told them they were the best and gave them an arigato on my way out.

>>19037829
>dom
My guy

>>19036338
Feet

Lads?

>>19038802
feet are not for sexuals

>>19039027
Damn how'd that happen?

>>19039027
She's h/arrrr/dcore

>>19039027
All that celebrating for Kairi hurting Iyo, but now you wanna cry? Buki Jobbers are delusional

>>19038802
Tummy

>>19039701
'ri is a victim of domestic violence

>>19039701
Ban Kairi potatoes!

>>19038778
Yea Dom was cool. We did a muscle pose. Got photo with Maxxine too, who I gave a big hug. Might snip my mate outta those before I post them.

>>19037266
Yea just be sure to keep ur eye on the reddits before a PLE. That's how my mate found out about the photos before the announcements were made. That Kairi meet & greet at rumble sold out real fast.

>>19039027
>>19039701
is this Halloween makeup?

Titties
>smol
Ass
>also smol
Dad
>yes

My first Monday night Raw. Always Tuesday morning for me.

>>19039586
>you guys were happy when Bin Laden died
>but not when Robin Williams died
>I am very intelligent

>>19042309
Based af lad

Tranny Ripley does it again. It's so boring.

>>19042827
Not the result we wanted, but that was a fkn awesome match from Kairi. She was getting a decent 'Free Kairi' chant too lol.

>>19042827
/arrrr/ cap'n is having a match today? Fucking awesome

I know we all love 'ri, but I think it's so hot when Asuka slaps her. Hope we get more of that!

>kairi comes first
Primary player status building

Fucking asuka bitch slapping /arrrr/ cap'n again

>>19043036
Yea man and when Kairi was trying to explain she took that hit for Asuka. The slap was even worse than last time. She got a mega boo for it at least. What an absolute bitch.

>>19043021
She might job a lot, but at least she jobs to the big stars. Kairi will have her time if we keep believing in her!

>>19043036
>he thinks Kairi isn't into that shit
Get worked, mark
>>19043785
I don't know who's calling her a jobber, but they need to learn what that word means. Even if we aren't being pedantic, and using it to just mean "someone who loses a lot" instead of its actual meaning, she's still got separate singles wins over Raquel, Roxanne, and I think multiple times over Liv.

>>19043838
And the win over Iyo too, even though it wasn't a clean one. I know you're right...she has been doing really well recently. Just sucked to see her getting booed and eating the pin again tonight. But she was great in both matches. Hope this story leads to something big for Kairi.

>>19042663
wtf is this real??

Poor cap'n

>>19044320
Next time Asuka slaps her, she should scream back "HARDER" to show she is beginning to toughen up & Asuka is accidentally creating a very cute little monster she one day won't be able to control.
Also when Asuka eventually mists Kairi, Kairi should be the 1st & only one to no sell it & reveal she has immunity to the mist via long term low dosage exposure to it. And this is how she can defeat Asuka. Because nobody knows her better.

>>19044476
Thank you sir may I have another! Yea that'd be the way to do it. Kairi knows all her tricks and can no sell the mist and win blind.

>>19044476
>Kairi should be the 1st & only one to no sell it & reveal she has immunity to the mist via long term low dosage exposure to it.
This is so stupid that I want them to actually do it.

New 'ris

>>19044320
>>19044476
>It’sh perfectly acsheptable to shlap a woman
>What if she gives you a good slap back?
>Well then you get into another area, maybe she's beginning to like it.

>>19045139
>Asuka swoops in & steals her candy

Thank God none of you faggots are booking.
Whew.

>>19045346
Let me try once, if they make a million they win

>>19045139
At least she has her sweets to console her

Home run

The most beautiful woman in WWE

>>19044802
It's perfectly plausible kayfabe science

>>19045869
/arrrr/ cap'n is not like this lads i don't like it but on the other hand rhea deserve it for spanking 'ri

>>19046332
Pirate type is strong against poison type

>>19042612
Pretty nonsensical retarded take there, Buki bro

>>19044476
>she has immunity to the mist via long term low dosage exposure to it.
She did this the very 1st day she saw Asuka blow mist. Because she knew one day that it would be her.
Ho-chan is smart

>>19045139
Based red frogs enjoyer.

>>19046564
So are you sad about Bin Laden, or happy about Robin Williams?

>>19046012
Most beautiful woman on the planet

>>19046790
LORE

>>19044476
>reveal she has immunity to the mist via long term low dosage exposure to it
Seems like someone watch The Princess Bride a lot, which is OK because Based Meathead and Andre directed and starred in it, respectively.

Giga dimes 'ri

>>19047604
Is is a fox mask? Looks like a fox. Very foxy lady.

>>19045257
Lawl there would be no coming back from that

>>19047604
I loved this so much. She should keep doing it.

>>19047653
Kitsune. Fox spirit.

>>19047604
Reminds me of the Keaton Mask from OoT

>>19047088
>thousand yard stare
She been thru some shit

Lewd 'ri

>>19048429
Poor 'ri. When will we our our happy carefree Pirate again bros?

>>19048623
I wonder if 'ri asked Ava for any advice on what she can do to help Batman up his sexual game?

>>19046471
Yea Asuka's greatest crime in all of this was corrupting poor 'ri.
I'm almost as mad with Iyo though. She can see Kairi is trapped in this abusive relationship but she doesn't care coz she is too busy getting eaten out by Rhea. Kairi at least tried to talk things over and Iyo just told her to piss off. All the joshi are villains except for the captain.

>>19048937
Buy him a bionic dick transplant maybe.

>>19049095
Batman is gone

>>19049114
Unconfirmed. But I hope ur right.

>>19049134
She is confirmed to be living with Mina right now in an apartment complex. That's not what married couples do.

>>19049149
Was the batman ever living in America with Kairi though? I thought he stayed in Japan.

>>19032559
Did the kangaroo put out after your date?

>>19049647
Lawl torched

I love Kairi bros. I love piracy too!

>>19050289
Ahoy

>>19050289
>>19050295
Love my Cap'n, that ass was looking specially delicious at crown jewel

>>19050356
Every time she gets a new look I think it's her best ever. Until the next new look. But dat ass is always *chef's kiss*

Why am I more mad at Iyo than Asuka

>>19050546
Because Iyo wasn't just a mentor figure like Asuka is. She was actually Kairi's friend...until she abandoned her to be tormented by Asuka. And she screamed at Kairi when she was trying to make amends with the photo.

>>19050546
You have a high IQ and no tolerance for retards like Iyo

I ain't cappin when I say I love the Cap'n

>>19051843
Based

>>19051843
Love Kai-'ri

>>19050546
Because Iyo is a traitor.

>>19053251
this

>>19050546
Iyo is supposed to be Kairis BEST friend and what does she do? She yells "GO AWAY!" at Kairi when Kairi tries to solve the drama with diplomacy.

>>19053643
It's absolutely crazy to me how anyone can look at IYO latching onto an Australian whore and abandoning her family in the process and still pretend she's not in the wrong. And now she goes around saying "Rhea you only one I can trust! You like family!" Are you kidding me? Asuka and Kairi got you to where you are now and all it takes are two weeks to find new family?

>>19050546
Iyo is a retarded traitor

We lost B-thread? Damn shame

>>19051843
Same

Kek this was in the Make me a sammich thread

>>19055324
Kek but still /arrrr/ cap'n deserves better than this

>>19055386
She's gonna get a monster poo when she finally stands up for herself. They're already chanting FREE KAIRI at the shows

>>19054496
nooooooooooo B-thread nooooooooooo!

>>19055506
The wheeled one was sliding hard today because Russo made fun of the MAX numbers and his boyfriend Dave

>>19055405
oooff, that's a nasty saar anon.
Also, Asuka got a massive boo when she slapped Kairi again. I'm hoping fans are smart enough to realise Kairi is the real hero of this story.

>>19055533
Most wrestling fans have 55 IQs like Iyo. You can't count on them to appreciate the intricacies of the Captain's storyline.

>>19055554
Yea that's what worries me. Rheatards only noticing her part in the story. Some little faggot Rhea mark sitting next to me at the show booed Kairi and I was ready to elbow him.

>>19055527
Kek fucking wheels man
I sure the next B-thread will hit the 300 reply limit

>>19055636
Kek only fags boo 'ri
Australian lad right? You got you photo with Dom?

>>19055840
Yea and Maxxine too. I'll get my buddy to send them though along with all the pics and vids he took from the shows. He had the photo op tickets and was also designated photographer coz my phone is ancient.

>>19055889
Very nice lad will be waiting for that oc

>>19056140
AWOOOOGA

Yokairi

>>19056140
dat fuzzy beret dough

>>19050546
push Frequency

Asuka jp cold reception wwe normal
Kairi jp normal wwe cold reception
iyo jp super push wwe push

I wonder why Kairi went back to her old theme music. I thought the new song was a jam. They both suit her well though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3SlNGKz3jw

>>19056357
>Kairi wwe cold reception
Kairi was getting hot receptions in her singles matches against Liv, Roxy & Raquel when she was a babyface. The cheers have gone quiet now though because she is up against faces like Rhea and Iyo, and most fans won't boo her either. The crowd is definitely sympathetic to Kairi though. There was a huge gasp when Asuka slapped her again followed by some savage booing.

capt'n in the crow's nest

Found this in another thread. Our captain is a certified genius! Is this true?

>>19056978
That's a pretty average IQ for a nip.

Here at /arrrr/, we support genius players who cater to the thinking man.

>>19057350
>we support genius players
Just not of the sky.

why did 'ri stop throwing free coin choccies? she always threw them to spite kids in the crowd, always throwing them in the opposite direction of the kids in the venue

>>19056357
Calling Asuka’s accolades a ‘normal’ push seems a bit silly

>>19057467
She ran out of booty.

Since I don't watch RAW, I'm just finding out that they reverted Kairi to her old theme already?

HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THESE IDIOTS? For fuck sake why they can't for once think properly. You don't fucking randomly revert to an iconic song like that. You have to fucking let the story play out and when Kairi finally frees herself from Asuka, THEN you revert to the old iconic song.

Seriously who is the retard taking the decisions?

>>19057650
the same retard that didn't give Asuka a new song after her return

>>19057650
It may be unrelated. Rumor mill has it that a bunch of wrestlers are unhappy with their themes, and with CFO$ in general. I have no idea it they are involved with either of Kairi's themes, or if Kairi was involved in this at all, but that's a likely cause.

>>19057188
Love that cute butt

>>19057467
They were the same plastic Kairi coins sold a few years back. She said she had to buy up everything she could find on eBay.

Jacked 'ri

>>19057650
Why don't you watch Raw anon?

>>19057467
They were the same plastic Kairi coins sold a few years back. She said she had to buy up everything she could find on eBay.

>>19057984
Based gymrat

>>19058101
Will we ever see golden-chan again?

>>19058320
Kek what a CHAD
>>19058627
Really hope so

>>19058048
Because it's shit

>>19058717
bah humbug

>>19058919
Love Poi
>>19058982
Love 'ri
Simple as

>>19059410
2 of my 3 favorite players. I am also a 'mu 'mu enthusiast. 'Poi, Kairi and Tamu are the holy trinity.

>>19059463
Patrician taste lad

>>19031772 (OP)
I am a recently converted 'ritard. Thank you bros for showing me the light.

>>19059556
Based, take a kitty 'ri

>>19059556
It's all smooth sailing from here!

Goofy ass player

Finna save the Captain

>>19057668
>CFO$
You mean def rebel.

Groovy

Coom 4 your Captain

>>19061555
Fucking hell, yeah I did.

>>19061342
Thankyou sailor!

>>19060556
lawl ref shirt guy in awe of how just how goofy Kairi player can be

Just the cap'n checking page 1

I ate a wagyu burger today with Carolina reaper pepper jack to show my auppost for the Captain

>>19063216
*support for the Captain

>>19063216
kek I just ate an apricot Danish and will transmit a portion of the energy to the captain later today.

>>19061818
I'd like to know the worldwide tally on that single Kairi clip...surely billions.

Sad 'ri

):

Poor 'ri

Pink 'ri

Cute 'ri

Strong 'ri

Golden 'ri

Blue gloves 'ri = SEXOOOOO' ri

Two threads in a row with very low image ratio 'ri

>>19059556
Many are being drawn to the light of Kairi!
Welcome to /arrrr/ anon!

Bonus 'ri
See ya tomorrow lads

>>19063570
Yea I'll have a bunch to post but waiting on my buddy. All his pics take 3 frames so he's gonna sort through them for the best frame of each.

>>19059556
Many are being drawn to the light of Kairi!
Welcome to /arrrr/ anon!

Wicked Witch Kairi

>>19063580
Roxie setting upon 'ri from offscreen during her showboating cracks me up lol