Thread 19033387

Punkerbunny in her natural habitat

I see ugly ass freaks who'll die alone full of regrets

>>19033387 (OP)
when did CM Punk meet Baylian Akki?

looks like they're about to

>>19033387 (OP)
EVIL... don't look...

>>19033391
turn on your monitor

>>19033387 (OP)
that's Giulia's shirt

>>19033406
Me on the bottom left

>>19033387 (OP)
What is it about this guy that's so attractive to women that even if they don't speak English they gravitate towards him?

I'm not gay so I don't know, maybe you gay anons can tell me

>>19033408
He just likes to hang out with girls
It's actually not that hard, as long as you don't gross them out, they will hang out with you

>>19033408
punkdaddy's cock will do that to ya

>>19033408
He always seems like an attention-seeking guy and starts appearing with famous female players to get likes from traniees, and of course they'll be nice to him and stuff like that, just like if guys like Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, AJ Styles and others did that.

>>19033387 (OP)
>>19033406
That's weird? Are they even friends.

>>19033527
Oh punks friends with all the women. Especially the naive ones who can’t speak English.

Chez don't care if that pussy is yellow, he's a hustler

>>19033527
That's just top of Australian fashion.

Is punk exposing iyo as not being hot again like with the larry pic? she always looks more close-eyed and yellowy in the pics with him.

>>19033530
Well Punk hasn't fucked my waifu yet so I got no beef with him

>>19033543
It looks like something a female surfer would wear with bikini bottoms.

>>19033555
*chuckles*
For now.

>>19033408
He's one of the girls

>>19033568
I'm willing to admit Punk has access to my girl and can fuck her if/when he wants but hasn't because he knows I'll beat his ass

>>19033582
>sexual predator hiding in plain sight
I see now why Punk & Omega are cool with one another.

>>19033631
*chuckles*
That’s what they all say.

>>19033408
He's extremely confident. Great talker. He's a nerd but he dosn't have the social awkwardness that other modern wrestlers do. Also helps that he's older so he has a better sense of himself.

>>19033645
Maria said he had a small one hee hee

>>19033408
CM stands for Chick Magnet.

Always has. That tell you something?

>>19033666
it stands for ChoMo actually

>>19033656
Still enough to work Chico Alvarez into a shoot seethe every 2 to 3 mths, esp since he's divorced now & Punk has Aj, an apparently open marriage & probably fucked Cora Jade before she left for camwhorefandom.

>>19033669
Ya seething? Not like you wouldn't fuck all these Disney/Nick actresses after they turned 18 if you had a chance, just like even Xers got her up when Britney, Lindsey and (for some reason) the Olsen Twins became legal. I'm sure Leo Dicaprio was in wait & the Joker Heath Ledger died with one of the twins staying with him at the time. QAnon & metoo has turned you zoomers into some sort of fucknut faggots.You think us zoomers weren't dreaming of fucking Drew Barrymore even though we met here as a kid in ET? Sheeeee-it. You best grow a pair and unfuck yourself.

>>19033689
You think us *Xers weren't blah blah Drew Barrymore.

So busy cutting a heated promo, I called myself a g'dam pussy zoomer

>>19033408
He's a sociopath and knows how to manipulate women. It's quite common.

>>19033689
>LOOK AT ALL THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE PEDOS AND THEIR DEGENERACY!! THAT'S THE STANDARD WE SHOULD STILL HOLD OURSELVES TO!!
grim

All these chinks look awful without their 1000x layers of makeup. Image how she would look like with nothing

>>19033699
Ha, no I like it, Daddeh. Keep working on it and being the heat next week. I want you to really focus on why you hate zoomers. That's what will pop the crowd, kid.

Anybody else need promo advice?

>>19033761
how do I talk to girls

>>19033837
Imagine what you would say to a person, then say it to a girl

>>19033867
that never works tho
how do I slam mad pussy like CM Goat!

>>19033889
u packin'?

Oh I can see why they sliding

>>19033408
He likes the attention from women and knows how to manipulate them. guy has a huge ego at the same time is very insecure

>>19033387 (OP)
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE lil philbunny

>>19033717
>>19035306
Everyone says this but what does he do to manipulate them? If it's just lying I don't buy it, people can know when someone is lying to them

>>19035670
Some people are very convincing liars especially when they do it every day of their lives. Also, a lot of women are very easy to lie to, especially if you're charming. Look at all those chicks who fall for romance scams I think a lot subconsciously know they're getting scammed but choose to ignore it when someone makes them feel good.

>>19033387 (OP)
why do cripple "men" love sucking phil off?

>>19033387 (OP)
are you unironically telling me that Iyo Sky got this naked in a trip where CM Punk was involved?

How? Why? What does Punk have that women got this naked in front of him without any problem?

>>19033656
Maria actually said he had a big dong in that shoot interview.

>>19033555
name her

>>19033408
According to the rumors in AEW Punk would "flirt" with the women and say he's "an old fox" and it would either make the women blush or creeped out. If he got the ok then he'd continue with the old man flirts if they were creeped out he'd move on and completely bury them behind the scenes. In WWE the women know how to move around more

>>19033408
Dude, half of the journey to fucking women is just approaching them and talking to them (yeah we all know "don't be unattractive" is a part of that, but once you know that hurdle is cleared you still have to actually approach and talk to them, and know what to say and what not to say)
I hate Phil, and no homo to what I'm about to say, but he's not a bad-looking dude (at least compared to the average man) and he clearly has no problem talking to people in general. So I can see how he easily chats up many women and got into their panties over the years

>>19039730
nah, when you approach women they instantly think harasser

>>19033669
This guy must be stopped, damn

>>19033387 (OP)
I'm a huge fan of Iyo Shirai, the genius of the sky, and the best professional wrestler on planet retard

>>19033408
Look at all the replies this post has.

I love the fact that I've sex with Japanese women

>>19033402
this will never not make me kek

>>19041195
They really are the best. Everyone thinks they’re like submissive, but they’re aggressively submissive. Also, I only got to fuck them in my 30s when most of us are into actual rough sex.

>>19036826
Punk picked out that bikini for her

>>19041192
PDS is the biggest draw on this board. They have to tie themselves in knots to try and explain how Punk, one of the most notorious ladies man in wrestling, actually isn't attractive to women, kek

>>19033656
good thing for Him iyo is Japanese so he used to see small cock lmao

I'm giving you a nightcall