Thread 19035326

Bet she wishes she was Mercedes' personal jobber right now

>>19035326 (OP)
hey is thekla mercedes’ personal jobber just wondering

>>19035326 (OP)
she could be having heatless trios bangers once a month on Collision at the local eating establishment in front of 700 people

>>19035336
She had been relegated to the D show that no one watches.

>>19035336
Oh no your obligatory flavor of the month wrestler, hey remember how you guys tried to act like Julia Hart was one of the best up and comers? What's going on now?

>>19035364
She's still 22 and improving all the time. Thanks for the concern.

>>19035336
>endless trios vortex

yeah bro that's much better

>>19035372
>improving
Oh I just know she's dogshit
Got any early candidates for your next flavor of the month?

>>19035336
>hasn’t sniffed a title shot and is heading up a jobber trio
She didn’t even make it as far as personal jobber kek

Mercedes is fuming and probably demanding Tiny to have her win another worhtless toy belt in some bumfuck town.

>>19035336
Every woman in AEW except Toni Hogan is Mercedes' jobber.

>>19035336
>5 months
>18 matches
>11 on Collision
>4 singles matches

kwab of kwabs

>>19035326 (OP)
if she had signed and Tony had a moment of clarity and hadn't actually fed her to Mercedes but instead given a massive long ass title reign where she beats somebody up every week
would AEW still only draw 321k?

>>19035381
You watch Piper Viven matches so pipe down Pigster

>>19035408
Maybe on the US yeah but internationally they would do better because we chileans are huge bandwagoners. Even the contrarians would hatewatch her.

>>19035389
kek you're mad

if it wasnt for mercedes triple h would have never signed stephanie lol

>>19035408
If by some miracle Tony was booking her right he'd still be booking everything else wrong and they'd still struggle to draw half a milly

>>19035326 (OP)
She'd be making more money.

>>19035336
Nah, that’s momo

>>19035423
Viper was an indie darling before NXT UK so actually you’re required to like her, AEWtist

>>19035630
between merch and appearance fees, no

not even getting into what star power her name is going to have in the future and the endorsement deals she will get

>>19035407
>no holds barred
>goes less time than previous matchup
kek

>>19035326 (OP)
lmao

>>19036739
>she literally draws more than dynamite on her own

VAQ

People give Giulia shit but despite bad booking she's still US champ and they're definitely keen on elevating her over time. Compare that to Mina Shirakawa who Tony already got bored of and has been delegated to the show no one watches lol

>>19035408
You can't draw if you've got a shit booker in a shit fed. Tony would have 1998 Stone Cold doing those hip thrusts dances and being booked in trios matches with FTR.

>>19035326 (OP)
She could be having le ebin 12 women bangerinos on Saturday night or whenever they manage to air Collision that week

>>19036824
This Tony is holding himself back he needs other bookers

>>19036846
He needs to hire someone from pee dub and reddit to balance each other out

>>19035336
She's the leader of the JOB Squad. She didn't even get far enough to be fed to Mercedes kek

>yet ANOTHER AEW Derangment thread
Mind = Raped
lmfaoooooooooo

>>19036783
Poor Hikaru

>>19036783
>riho
>mina
>shida
>genie lady

tony has a one jap rule where only one can be appearing on tv at a time

>>19036783
It do be like that

>>19038437
sad but true

>>19035326 (OP)
At this point women are literally running the fuck away and not looking back just to avoid Monkedes

>>19041486
You're a jeet

>>19035445
Wrong