Thread 19040393

>RAW Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA

* Dominik Mysterio vs. Penta for the Intercontinental Championship
* Bayley and Lyra Valkyria vs. Roxanne Perez and Raquel Rodriguez

>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAsczz_Ykvw

>Seth “Freakin” Rollins vs. Solo Sikoa — Bloodline Rules Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUsnoGXAnDY

>>19040393 (OP)
SAME
OLD
SHIT

>>19040393 (OP)
Is it really Monday

>>19040393 (OP)
They don't call it Monday Morning Slam for nothing

>>19040431
What fucking time is it?

>>19040461
It starts at 8 am. America.

https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1977617199620866527 lmao

I am here for Buddy’s wife.

>>19040395
Smooth operator

>>19040658
That's an AEW match

I am not waking up in 4 hours for this

why is solo on raw

>>19040393 (OP)
filler show at best

>>19040393 (OP)
>RAW after a PLE
>0 hype whatsoever

>>19041310
Why are you awake now

- Seth Rollins opens the show
- Jimmy Uso vs. Bronson Reed
- Kairi Sane vs. Rhea Ripley
- Penta vs. Dominik Mysterio (IC Title)
- Lyra & Bayley vs. Roxanne & Raquel
- LA Knight vs. Jey Uso vs. CM Punk (No. 1 Contender’s Match)

>>19042077
It's starting to look grimmer and grimmest, if it wasn't for Lyra I probably would've skipped this one.

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>>19042123
Aside from the Kairi match too, yeah. I guess Lyra really is their emergency talent they bring out to pop the crowd and save the shows.

Early morning shitposting with the boys

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

8:00 AM start time is kinda based

Rollins kicking off the show

>>19042477
called it
how

he said the w word

>sneed got over
I get that it's Australia, but who saw it coming?

>>19042511
Sneed did

I regret not setting my alarm for 20 minutes later

>>19042516
Kek

bron looking sus

Did he really spam his catchphrase 3 times during this segment

>>19042512
I think it even surprised him, you could see it in his face that he was struggling to keep it together.

Bron don't look happy

rusev is over with me bros

>>19042527
I'm happy for him. He was left out of the last show here and now got to win against Roman at a PLE.

>Pendejo
A man of few words.

>20 min. starting promo into recap and ads
A full episode of the simpsons again Seth needs to get injured or take some vacations or something

based penter

That's a really nice gear for Penis

Why would they bring Rusev all the way to AUS for a promo? Hmmm

>>19041531
Worst campana ever

I think it's cool that Penta genuinely tries to bump hands with everyone who does his emote. He even goes back to get the ones he missed

Penta's looking awfully like a samurai right now. Has anyone ever had a samurai lucha gimmick?

These beaners are dimes

>>19042552
I respect it
unlike someone like LA Knight who won't even look at the fans kek

I still don't know why this guy doesn't have a title yet, meanwhile Vaquer has a rocket strapped and even took Tiffy's 2025 undefeated streak

When will Rhea stop dieting.

neck tat is retarded

fucking hate how normgroid slags go to wrestling events now just to take pics of IG. Fuck off to F1

>alicia smirking at dom
She wants it

>>19042558
Penta, (sort of), his gear is based on Samurai armor

Dom looks like shit with his new tattoo :/

What is Dom's neck tat of?

Penta won't win because they are keeping the IC title for Cena so he can get his Grandslam accolade

I hope penta goes over
you never know on these foreign shows

>>19042576
Kys Domfag

dom's neck tat is worst than cody's. I got used to Cody's though, maybe i'll get used to that ugly shit

Why wasn't this match booked for Crown Jewel?

Hot start

Uhhh Dom's pants spell suicide wrong...

>>19042600
Sucio means Dirty

OOOOOOOOOOKAAY OOKAAYY OOKKAAYY OKAY
OOKAY OOKAY

>>19042603
go back to mexico

>>19042603
Is this the Mexican equivalent of having JUICY written on your pants?

The white and gold gear looks awesome

>>19042605
dummy
>>19042606
i dunno

That poor kid looked so terrified

Kek, Dom has "it"

>>19042633
yes he has a greasy mustache

Penta is not a high flyer

Eddie Sombrero

judgement day is still around?

>>19042659
barely, feels like the irish leprechauns will form their own tag team, I hope

John Cena is gonna win the IC belt and turn it into a spinner belt. Screencap this

>>19042665
wow, yeah hopefully they split off

Haha what if Dom aped a gimmick from 20 years ago!!

I'll give them credits for the creative finisher

imagine jobbing to greasy mysterio

jackie tummy

The Kairi abuse will continue until morale improves

poor kairi

>squid game theatre
grim

>>19042675
he used a hammer dude

Poor Kairi

>rhea slop
grim

OH MY GOD

Kairi is being deeply psychosexually abused by Asuka

>>19042698
it's in aussie land ofc she is there

Wait why are they using the british flag as a background?

I'm tired of hungry skeleton Rhea

Does Rhea need a neck tattoo?

Iyo is the villain in this story

>>19042703
retard

>>19042703
Australia was unironically a Bongland prison island

>>19042702
she already had her own ple

>>19042708
a sphincter tattoo

>>19042709
She is. Thank you Asuka for slapping Kairi back to reality and out of her funk.

Old theme???

Rhea just doesn’t get any character development huh. Was a cunt for years betraying people and she got her bf stolen and that was it? Now she’s a good guy getting mad at people….doing what she did?

I like turtles.

>>19042726
she lost her edge getting off the gas i bet her ass had roid rage too

stop the Kairi molestation!

>>19042737
Yeah. Let me have some fun too.

This kairi theme doesn't cut it, i liked the previous theme, but I think it could be improved

>>19042726
pretty much, she has a positive outlook and smiles more, that's her character development lol

iyo thighs

>Rhea gets slapped
>looks with disbelief that slowly morphs into rage
>proceeds to hulk up and beat the shit out of the other wrestler
EVERY
DAMN
MATCH

>>19042750
She always smiled.

>>19042745
It's a really old one from around 2018

Kairi works nice as a cute heel girl I wonder why Giulia can't do work well as a heel

i shit my pants constantly, but only during women's matches

>>19042763
Because there’s no one worth being a heel towards on smackdown.

>"Asuka's a shit cunt" isn't getting censored
>"fuck her up Rhea" is
I don't get it

>>19042750
she lip syncs her theme too which is bad ASS
also hops on every tiktok trend

Just two more months guys. Surely Rhea gets a career ending injury by then.

>>19042780
Cunt is a term of endearment there

rhea looks like shit

Kairi is having a good match
>>19042787
You mean pregnancy

>>19042780
Australians are savages who can't go five minutes without swearing, so they started censoring.

>>19042798
Imagine being buddy and having your wife’s fans ship her with a 40 year old man who has a wife and child and is presumably cheating on that wife with Jaida. And everytime she stands next to him on a poster, they think it’s real. And everytime she yeets(everyone yeets) they think it’s real.

Now multiply that by 5 and replace jey with any woman she interacts with. Oof. Sucks for him.

how is this match still going on?

>>19042811
It's Rhea it's Australia

what a fucking snoozefest

Fuck you

i hate rheas claws

Kairi's been having really good matches recently

thx for the excellent jobbing kairi now fuck off

KAIRI'S KEWL KANE

It's ok ri'tards it's Rhea's hometown

>30 minute rhea match
grim

>Nobody got slimed
Why even bother?

That's a really nice camera angle for Rhea

Looks like she is finally getting pregnant tonight

Tomorrow's news
>Asuka gets Rhea pregnant

So does Riyadh Season ever actually end?

>>19042853
>>19042846
??? Why isn't Kairi pregnant then

based Rusev trying hard to save the IC title

>>19042859
She doesn't want kids

>>19042859
She has cheese

>BIG JIM
>YOU SEE
>YEET
>I'M NOT A JOBBER NO MORE
>YEET
>YOU?
>YEET
>HAHA
>YEET

I'M READYTASNORE
THIS THE STORY OF A NIGGA WHO GOT NUN TO LOSE

I WAS BORN A KING
NOW I'M BLACK

jimmy in a hurry to job

>>19042881
He was booked on Main Event before Smackdown

>>19042881
There's still another hour left

>>19042887
bravo Paul

this show is really dragging it's ass

>>19042881
to be fair he had his moment last year

WAR READY
BATTLE TESTED

finally write jimmy off tv nobody gives a fuck its jey and roman

>shirtless Jimmy
When's the last time that happened? He's been trying to cover up his gut for a while now

>>19042917
>nobody gives a fuck about guys like solo and Jimmy who literally have personality
Shame.

BAYLEY WTF

ZAMN TIDDIES

BIRB

FEEED MEEEE

kek Bayley doing the Woos was cute

It's time!

unga bunga babby want milkies glug glug :3

Gotta feed the hog

I wonder if when you go to Ireland does the air smell like potatoes

THE HONORARY JOSHI HAS COME AROUND TO PERTH AUSTRALIA

Reminder that the seethe over Lyra is because she beat iyo one time.

Oh fuck i didn't wake up early to see the shitbird fuck that

Lyra is never getting over Fraid' So'

>>19042952
curry

>those forced wooos
kek

WE ABOUDDA PUDDA BRAINONEM

>>19042903
kek what did you expect?

This song sucks so fucking much

Kek she’s over as fuck.

>>19042955
He got out of bed early to seethe about Lyra, holy kwaboly!

>>19042952
potatoes were cancelled in ireland thats why so many went to the USA, you are very out of date with your info

please someone stiff Lyra

>>19042955
Well it’s also because she’s had a years long astroturfed push when she has a mid face, no tits, no ass, bad hair, no rizz, lame gimmick and theme

>western australia
oh its the liberal elite section of the country?

Roxy got a big ego for someone who looks like a Filipina whose face got smashed in with a frying pan

>>19042978
but enough about you

Poor Bailey

raq and roxx stuck in the nepovortex

They judgement gay theme isn't that bad it's just too quiet

I want Raquel to be my wife

>>19042978
>astroturfed
>wins a midcard belt and then gets humiliated multiple times by Becky and Bayley
I’m sorry Dakota got fired anon.

Rubbing my hands over Roxanne's spiky bottom.

>>19042993
So the small cheers Lyra gets are purely out of pity

I want Raquel and Roxanne and Bayley and Lyra to pudda the brain on me

>>19042566
penta's anus isn't tight as fuck

Hopefully she wins

Heeeeey hey Bayley
Oooh Ah
I wanna knoooooo ooooh oh oh oh oh
If you'll be my girl

Retarded bird got lost

>>19043000
So she gets reactions or doesn’t get reactions? You keep changing your tune.

>>19043000
>small cheers
clean your ears ya dirty slob

>>19042868
based cheese

what the fuck are bailey and lyra doing?

Like always

>>19042910
kek got me

Bailey tiddies drivin me wild

Raquel should pin Bailey so she goes full schizo

C'mon chiquita don't job

Man just give bailey the booty shorts and the boob windows and let her go solo

>>19043009
love midge
hate lanky
simple as

>>19043017
>attached to Becky and Bayley 95% of the time “getting humiliated” aka leeching their middling overness
I said small (pity) cheers, yeah

Me typing this reply out is probably louder than this crowd

Love her chimpouts

The four women wrestling currently are all BWC sluts btw

>>19043047
Bayley hasn’t been over for years until she started going schizo. People just pitied her because triple h didn’t put her on ppvs

>>19043054
Oh it’s true

Bayley with the Cora Jade gear.

they should seriously put bailey on a mask

Yeah fuck that bird

I don't like Lyra's bottoms. The frills are annoying and keep blocking her gams.

>lyra doing simple shit
gaytch wants to push this

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

Those were some nice scissors by roxy

Someone give this schizo aunt her wine

lmao judgement gay jobbing hard

>>19043070
>push
>has no belt and is just getting matches with the judgment day

BASED

Birb is gonna piss herself with fear

bailey is looking like Ivankov

Bagley's new gimmick is fucking cringe she is a charisma vacuum
and now the gimmick includes her hulking up and squashing people?
fuck off

>>19043087
>is on my TV when it could instead be an attractive woman

>>19043092
Nah, schizo two face bailey is kino

Gotta feed the nepohog

>>19043097
We get it, you are flamboyantly gay. I don't think any worse of you but tone your catty attitude down at least.

>Another Bronson and Bron beat up and Uso and the other Uso or Roman saves them
>Another Punk/Jey/Knight match
When will Hunter stop

Oh fuck that and fuck those neposhits roxxy doesn't deserve that

>seeing how much you two have grown
both these niggas are dead in the water once this alliance ends. he can't seriously believe these two are over.

These boys gonna have sex or what? What are we doin here

Bayley's schizo gear should leave her breasts exposed but with pasties over the nipples. then she will really get over

>>19043113
I feel like Bron will feud with Seth at some point to try to get out of his shadow.

SOON, THEORYBROS

>>19043106
No. Stop putting potato-sack-bodied Lyra on international television. You are the faggot.

Why is Haxxine getting a push? She sucks

>>19043113
Bron has it, Sneed is gonna have a hard time with that literal baby face

>>19043126
you answered your own question, she looks good and she sucks good

tranxxine

>>19043126
People like conventional attractiveness.

>>19043126
the only thing that sucks is your father, that semen vacuum

>Highlight of your career is winning by count out
Grim

I think we should have Buddy in the Vision. And that’s a shoot work.

Maxxine sexo

Sexxxxine

>>19043126
>talking shit about Alpha Academy
Fuck you, they're dimes

Hopefully Maxxxine gets pushed

Do it for the Bimbros

ugh fucking tranny

>>19043149
big push in the middle of the ring

Who is gonna help her getting the W?

>>19043154
But enough about your daily to-do list

>>19043153
we love our bimbos, don't we folks?

Based Dom speaking facts

I really wish Maxine had bigger tits and a less disgusting set of gums.

>>19043160
im not a gayew fan like your dad thoughbeit

>>19043155
Yes!

fuck that that was doms moment to be like you know what yeah let me go tell them but they insist on the chicken shit heel

KEK based AJ

SEXO DRESS

horseface tranxxine

MAMACITA

What is VAQ doing on Raw?

>ass merchant
grim

>>19043186
El Dunmer de Culo Branco can go wherever she pleases

I still can't believe she beat Tiffy's undefeated streak as champion

>Taco theater
I'll take it

SARRRRR Stephanie very sexy yarrrr pls come to uttar pradesh VAQ I loving the ass

that's an absolute goon match

TACO TACO BURRITO THEATER IS KINO

Roxanne with very obvious breast envy there.

Tiffany's voice with VAQs accent would drive any human to suicide

Didn't she beat her on NXT?

>>19043199
both she and raquel

holy fucking yawn only twitter cares about womeme

>>19043204
yeah, you would be cumming blood like the guy who fapped for 48 hours without sleep til he died

>>19043193
Tiffy got exposed as a one trick pony. Steph outplayed her in the ring so hard it looked painful. No wonder Tiffy looked so nervous on her way in.

>>19043210
>twitter is less gay then anon

>>19043216
>t.

>>19043218
Sorry I enjoy my gooner matches

YEAH

This takes too long man I hate that they made this a thing dude cmon MAAANNNNNNNN

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>>19040393 (OP)
gamethread is not over

>>19043312
Early bakers get the rope

HAHAHAHAHAH Jassethy got what he deserved for tanking the ratings

finally something interesting happened

>>19040393 (OP)
BURN IT DOWN

>>19040393 (OP)
No one post anything until I watch the snowy, okay?