Thread 19046049

That fucking part.

>>19046049 (OP)
Sounds based to me, I’ll tune in

>>19046080
It wasn't. It was actually really awkward. Helwani is like "why did you do that?" and Darby just has to wave it off while he goes on his edgelord rant
https://x.com/prowrestletimes/status/1977800479108120779

>>19046049 (OP)
I'm not watching this. QRD?

>>19046049 (OP)
Killshot.

>>19046123
On jah

>>19046113
>I'm not watching this. QRD?

>>19046169
Holy fuck!!! Is he ok?

>>19046113
> someone hands Darby a coffee mug of water off screen
> Darby thanks them and proceeds to drink like a toddler spilling it all over his chest
> he continues to ramble then Ariel asks “why did you that?”
> Darby just stops talking and waves it off then keeps talking like a 9th grader who is about to shoot up a school or just a Red dit edge lord going on a rant .
I don’t know why AEW talent continue to embarrass themselves like this. It’s obvious that Darbys ego has gone to his head . The millions of dollars Tony is throwing at him is being completely wasted on this GCW level tier talent .

>>19046113
Just watched it.
>Darby is given a cup of water
>He goes to drink it and instead spills it all over himself and says nothing
>Hawani just asks him why he just did that
>Darby waves his hand to shoosh off the questing and continue his monologue
>Talks about how doing crazy shit gave him confidence, like jumping from a roof to a bush in highschool
I’m guessing they want people to go “oh wow Darby so crazy and random man”. I’m also guessing most people will find it extremely cringe.

>>19046169
Should have smashed it over his head.

>>19046169
Based desu

>>19046169
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>>19046178
Darby is a drug addict. Tha's why he acts the way he does, he's just a stupid drug addict.

do edrones ever stop whining?

>>19046049 (OP)
This is why AEW is dying

I think lil nigga did just fine.
How gay do you have to be to ask someone why they just did they thing that they did while talking.
Fuck GAYEW but this retard with a death wish gets a based from me always.

>>19046222
>Dean

>>19046049 (OP)
This cringe faggot is everything wrong with gAyEW

>>19046049 (OP)
>>19046100
>AEW finally gets some promotion
>Ruin it by making yourself look like a retard
Kek

>>19046229
Lil nigga is the living embodiment of put the fries in the bag.
No one cares about his personality or wants to hear him talk.
Shut the fuck up and take hellacious bumps carny.

>>19046261
>Lil nigga is the living embodiment of put the fries in the bag.
No one cares about his personality or wants to hear him talk.
Shut the fuck up and take hellacious bumps carny.

>>19046169
>>19046178
worked

>>19046100
Don’t care, still gonna watch him jump off high things.

>>19046049 (OP)
>>19046100
wtf was the point of this he didnt even do anything cool like actually breaking it on his head
he should've got a gimmicked mug and done that, maybe got some color, that would've gone viral, he legit just poured a small amount of water on himself

>>19046100
Helwani is a hideous, disgusting, and inbred kike-sand nigger. I'm not defending Darby here, idgaf about him, I just can't stand seeing and hearing about Helwani, his hideous jew-arab face pisses me off.

>>19046049 (OP)
AEW is just reddit incarnated, is that really surprising that wrestlers there also act like reddit?

>>19046100
This is the same dude who randomly punched himself in a promo. I thought that was just cringe for the show but nope, this is it.

The way he has started to sound and act exactly like Mox leads me to believe they share a parasitic brain worm strand or they are both tweaking on crystal meth just clean enough to fool Tony.
Clearly showing signs of heighted states of perception and lack of impulse control setting in, wondering speech patterns,
this like just a few short months from sounding and acting like Hunter Biden on his self shot videos level tweaking

>>19046049 (OP)
/pw/ is a Darby board and he's one of the few wrestlers hardly anyone has a negative word to say about.

Hell, even Jim Cucknette typically likes Darby despite him being a smaller manlet.

>>19046378
Get out of here with your cucked manlet faggot and back down to reddit

>>19046309
You okay retard. You cant even copypaste right

>>19046169
So this nigga will jump his house in a hoopty but won’t break a mug? He doesn’t even have to do it on his head, just smash it on the floor or something.

>>19046049 (OP)
Does Darby really not wipe his ass? That’s based.

>>19046169
What a legend.

>>19046408
He cant do that. Getting water on the mic would be rude and breaking Ariels mug might come off as anti-semitic.

>>19046418
Brian Last why are you on /pw/?

>>19046169
Ugh. I actually like Darby but what a faggot.

>>19046408
>>19046418
Yeah, you can't actually seem angry or dangerous unless you are a black man and can claim it to be your culture.

>>19046049 (OP)
I'm just going to venture a guess that if someone were to find the page transparency of "ProWrestleTimes," they'd get a strong whiff of curry and Biryani

>>19046456
>they have half of that now

>>19046378
>skinny twink with nail polish that would get folded by a high schooler and randomly pours water on his head to be le randumb is our guy
Nah kill yourself

>>19046169
He does it kind of awkwardly too, he looks back like YEAH THAT JUST HAPPENED I DID THAT and Ariel Kikewani is just like okay retard

Ariel the little mermaid is just a dumbass that don't understand wrestling. What the fuck is the little faggot even asking? "Why did you do that?" Who is this little jew faggot think he is?

>>19046585
It looks like he dribbled a bit of water by mistake and, in the moment, thought it would be funnier to just dump it on himself and then move on... as opposed to maybe 3 people noticing he dribbled a bit of water like a slob/baby.

>>19046456
>tries to come off as a twisted rebel who acts on impulse
>actually just making it appear as if he has some form of tourettes
you cant just randomly do this stuff you have to make it appropriate for the circumstance like that tna promo where flair hardwayed his forehead, he looked like a madman doing that and it was based, darby just looks like an autistic child

>Your water is not fit to drink. I'm gonna dump it all over my head and let it spill all over the chair.
Based lil nigga.

>>19046543
Both became irrelevant after their tag split

>>19046049 (OP)
>shout out and congrats to Phil Marks for moving up in the world, now there's at least one other person who has posted his shit on /pw/

>>19046169
what the fuck

>>19046598
lmao I think that's exactly what happened

>>19047116
Yeah, tried to just air pour the water in his mouth to not mess up his makeup and it went wrong so he doubled down.

>>19046169
I don't even want to dignify this by asking if he's autistic
This is pure normalfaggot "I'M SO QUIRKY AND RANDUMB *HOLDS UP SPORK*" shit
Mega cringe

>>19046169
What a badass

Take me back when Darby was more mysterious and quiet as opposed to this flag bearing faggot we have now . Why does every AEW talent do this shit and kill their gimmick?

>>19047263
darby has soup for brains anon

>>19046169
>OH MY SCIENCRINOS!!!!! IT'S THE AUTISM. HE'S JUST LIKE ME!

>>19046169
>trannies see this and think he should get the strap and be the face of the company
kek what a geek

>>19046100
He's a GG Allin fan. They're all literally retarded. Helwani is lucky Darby didn't throw feces at him

>>19046169
>*retarded inward voice*
>yo im like, totally like living the gimmick like brian pillman, dude
>*splashes water over self*
these are the mfers working at AEW? good god.

>>19046169
*holds up spork*

>>19046049 (OP)
lil nigga board newfag

>>19047581
dat port

>>19046049 (OP)
lmao he is so tiny

>>19047649
we don't post what women respond to your dick pics with here

>>19046598
this

>>19046049 (OP)
kek fuck aew and fuck woodditards subhumans

>>19046169
based Darby got the obese smelly neckbearded smarks absolutely seethin'

>>19047263
Yeah, I hated when that happened.
Anyway, I listened to the interview, it's not that bad, the water thing is the only real cringe part and he actually has some good answers for some stuff but other stuff is kinda half baked and shit that sounds cool in his head but other people don't see it the same.