Thread 19046833

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Rhiyo defeated the Kabuki Warriors at Crown Jewel.
Asuka slapped Kairi again as she arranged for a match between Kairi and Rhea on Raw. Although Rhea won with IYO at ringside, Asuka and Kairi stood tall with a post-match beatdown.
IYO vs Mayu at Marigold Grand Destiny.
Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.
Asuka, Kairi, IYO and Giulia have been confirmed for WWE's SuperShow Japan.
Sareee lost the IWGP Women's Championship to Syuri.
Sareee is a AAAW Tag Team Champion.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>Asuka & Kairi Sane vs Rhea Ripley & IYO SKY. WWE SuperShow Japan, October 17th
>Asuka & Kairi Sane vs Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez. WWE SuperShow Japan, October 18th
>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley vs Stephanie Vaquer (c) for the Women's World Championship. WWE SuperShow Japan, October 18th
>IYO SKY vs Mayu Iwatani. Marigold Grand Destiny, October 26th

https://x.com/WWEAsuka
https://x.com/KAIRI_official
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://x.com/giulia0221g
https://x.com/Sareee_official
https://x.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI

Legendary Empress ASUKA centipede face paint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6lTq_fSoqM

Previous: >>19016667

>>19046875
now tell everyone you got that from falling down the stairs

>>19046802
>THAT headbutt was fucking sick

Eating sweets with traumatized Kairi

>>19047068
nice

>>19047144
I miss Brian Wilson...

>>19046833 (OP)
KabukiGODS the most talented

>>19040026
Just like Ned Braden, especially if she's tired of getting fed lines of bullshit and sees the end of her run coming.

>>19046833 (OP)
So Asuka's pretty much took whatever she internalized from her issues with Nanae over the year and pretty much portraying her for this angle. I wonder how Kairi feels about that seeing as her and Nanae are former tag champs together and good friends in general.

>>19046833 (OP)
So we've already reached the retarded point of "the heels who are allegedly super dangerous, lose every single match against their opponents"?

Didn't expect the storyline to go to shit this quickly.

>>19047068
Excellent

>>19047331
same shit happened with Damage CTRL, but there's still time to turn this around

damn this all must have taken ages to do
TY based Webms dude

>>19047718
not too long
plus I do them late at night when there's nothing else going on so I'm not really missing out on anything
also, this is the last one for Crown Jewel

>>19047565
>>19047603
>>19047639
it's giving https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KGbZj6IpwE

>>19047728
thanks hoss

>>19047642
Feeling a sudden urge for pancakes..........

>>19048039
with syrup?

Bryan Alvarez absolutely coomed his pants putting over Asuka & Iyo in the Crown Jewel Tag match when he reviewed it. Said when it was those 2 in there wrestling each other, they put on the best in-ring wrestling he'd seen in WWE all year. Said they were the 2 best wrestlers in the world on that day with how motivated they were and how hard they are willing to go on each other. Says the eventual big singles match needs to be a Mania Main Event, for the #1 Women's Title. Effusively gushed over and praised them both. Big fan.

>>19047557
Love the gear. KaBLUEki Warriors.

Also Asuka looks like this when she invites me to her hotel room for hot crazy clown mommy sex

>>19048088
Yes, the stuff you put on hotcakes

heels rarely win at wargames but I think team kabuki warriors will

>>19048494
We must manifest this with the power of our collective wills.

If this results in Kairi going full heel rather than turning on Asuka, I'll be so happy.

>>19046986
jesus christ

>>19047899
Loserville

>>19047331
This is no different from what Asuka has been doing for the last five years: many losses and few victories. And you should be falling at Rhea Hogan's feet and thank her for the fact that your Asian women have jobbs. It's wrestling, enjoy.

>>19047578
KAIRI can't move her hips or fuck well

>>19047681
>>19048494
Kabuki jobbers

new Sally profile pic

>>19049171
The Protagonist of Hard Style

>The crowd’s cheers sound like peasants demanding liberation from aristocratic control, their voices reaching out to me as if pleading for salvation. As the one who leads this struggle for liberation, I shall remain standing, no matter how great the trials before me

https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978010113458815255

>The crowd’s cheers sound like peasants demanding liberation from aristocratic control, their voices reaching out to me as if pleading for salvation. As the one who leads this struggle for liberation, I shall remain standing, no matter how great the trials before me
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978010113458815255

>>19049182
I for one will be happy to see Sareee back in Marigold

>>19049244
Asuka fails to understand that the French Revolution was a grave mistake

>>19050380
DESTROY ALL POSERS

According to her Insta story, Xia got dropped off at the wrong parking lot by the airport shuttle.

>>19050755
kwab

>>19050755
perhaps the driver was distracted by her great rockin fake tits & hot fit body and blanked out when she said her stop

>>19046986
Syuri headbutting Sareee in the back of the head was worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XPl1Mm1p4c

Good news everyone!

Current President of Stardom says he has no grudge against players who left Stardom for Marigold, and hopes to re-sign them once their contract is up!

That means IYO, Kairi, and Giulia can come to their true home once Papa H gets bored of them and Maricrap goes bankrupt.

>>19047681
Plunder the pirate pussy

>This society seeks to judge everything through the binary lens of victory and defeat.
>Yet such outcomes are nothing more than surface phenomena.
Still, the world remains indifferent, recognizing only what lies on that surface.
>However, what may seem like unrewarded effort often holds the power to turn the tide with just one more push.
There exists, without a doubt, a defeat.
Kairi stood before an immense wall.
The chance of victory was near zero.
And yet, there was not a trace of surrender in her eyes.
>Measured by sheer striking power, the battle was brutal.
>Each blow she endured was like being struck by a car every few seconds, bones groaning, lungs burning with pain.
And still, she stood.
>What she showed us transcends mere victory or defeat. It is the very essence of the fight.
>Kairi embodied this for us.
>To win is the path of those who fear not loss.
>Thus, in defeat lies liberated victory.
>This is a message to all of you living in modern society.
>My disciples, receive Kairi’s love

https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978010113458815255

>>19051703
schizosuka

>>19051703
>Asuka shooting on that braindead retard who posts ITT and only cares about wins/losses and types like he took a sledghammer to the frontal lobe

>>19051703
>jobber makes excuses
She knows the result long before she enters the ring, but tries to attract attention to herself by justifying her losses/work.

>>19051703
A wrestler's reputation depends on wins and losses, showing their immediate value. She shouldn't harm the more valuable Rhea, so she'll lose as many times as HHH says

>>19051955
There he is >>19052016

>>19052159
There he is again

>>19052164
>>19052175
You're talking to yourself again.
Wake up, you've shit yourself.

>Who do you think claimed true victory yesterday?
>Look at this photograph. Does Kairi appear defeated? No. She stands with the unmistakable presence of a champion.
>The truth is clear. It was Kairi who seized genuine victory.
>She was counted to three. But was this not part of Kairi’s grand design?
>Rhea, the seeming victor, had the audacity to assault me, the sublime one. Yet this was Kairi’s magnificent trap.
She calculated calmly, waited for her moment, and struck the instant Rhea became fixated on me.
>For Rhea, it was a bolt from the blue. She found herself staring at the heavens from atop that table.
>Had it occurred in the ring? Not three counts. Twenty, no, a hundred would not have sufficed.
>Kairi accomplished precisely what she intended.
>To win is the path of those who fear not loss.
>Thus, in defeat lies liberated victory.
〜The Legendary Empress Asuka 〜

https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978099918070821104

>>19052212
We are not worthy of her grace & teachings. True genius is never recognised in its own time. It ia often reviled and rejected too.

>>19051703
>>19052212
>This society seeks to judge everything through the binary lens of victory and defeat.
it's always been...wrestling
Nakamura said hello :)

the existence of Kabuki Warriors implies the existence of a Kabuki War

>>19049082
Asuka can get a job wherever the hell she wants. Hell there are money marks out there whom she can work into paying her double her current salary. Your shit company isn't special to her.

Not to mention she doesn't even need wrestling at all. She has other investments that clearly give her enough money to waste on too many luxuries.

>>19052204
Get the claw hammer out ya prefrontal cortex playaboi

>>19052347
anyway she's here, doing all the dirty work and every time she puts herself in a stupid situation

>>19052307
I understood this reference

Jerry Fish

>>19052307
Jobber to Jobber
Urine is yellow
Rhea's the owner
Asuka’s a sh!t cunt

>>19052790
>sh!t

>>19050380
Sex Master

Sareee promo after she lost the IWGP title
https://x.com/njpwworld/status/1978010510730870982

>My heart is full of frustration now that I’ve lost the IWGP.

>Even so, being able to fight for the IWGP Women’s title on the grand stage of New Japan Pro-Wrestling is my pride.

>Winning was the only thing that mattered.
>I wanted to see the view beyond this.

>I won’t stop. I’ll overcome. I’ll break through.
>I will absolutely carry the symbol of IWGP Women’s once again.
https://x.com/Sareee_official/status/1978212998851527091

Salteeeee

>>19052347
And yet....

>>19046835
>>19049244
>>19051703
>>19052212
What the fuck is this jon moxley rambling gibberish?

>>19053681
she's lost her mind

Asuka the grouch

I think Kairi should've kept her newer theme until she turns face. Her older theme is way too babyface feeling.

>>19054307
the new theme sucked

>>19053478
go Sally go

>>19054769
gotta love the Sareeester, ya just gotta

>>19055372
AWW HELL YEAH

>>19055312
Cool

>>19055580
blue Kairi gear

>>19055372
>SHUT UP KAIRI GO FIX ME A CUP NOODLE

this is the match

everyone was at the Melbourne house show for matches so hopefully we get good pics/vids out of it

Rhea and Iyo beat the Kabukis
Giulia retained against Lyra and Bayley

>>19048203
No wonder his wife left him.

It's funny that ghoulia has to wear a faux fur assflap because she's flat.

>>19056616
if they drop the Tag belts here, Sally might be going somewhere

>>19056960
Bayley and Lyra should go to SmackDown. They have nothing to do on Raw now.

>>19056616
Bruh

Rhea lied, Kairi cried

>>19057348
Rhea hasn't really wronged anyone in this situation. My order of blame for this mess would be something like
1 - Iyo forgot family comes first. She ditched her sis Kairi when she needed her most.
2 - Asuka is a crazy abusive bitch and has destroyed the Kabuki warriors as a team.
3 - Kairi helped Asuka attack Iyo & Rhea.
4 - Rhea stuck her nose where it didn't belong, but she is just being a supportive friend to Iyo.

This stroyline sucks and makes no sense. It's all so fake and phony. We need serious pr wrestling. WWE is for tards and kids.

Great story that is making everyone more over

>>19047017
It’s an abstract kind of feel

>>19057738
Sorry it hurts you but the Kabukis run the company now

>>19057810
>Sorry it hurts you but the Kabukis run the company now
You wish cuck

>>19057810
>run the company
suck the company

>>19058087
This nigga hurting

Only thing hurting is wwe ricket sales and ratings since they started showcasing all these washed lazy joshi

reminder that russo was right about japanese and mexican wrestlers. they have no pace on amreican tv.

>>19057178
>No, she can't read my jobber face
>(Rhea uses me like nobody)

>>19057178
>overlines her lips
KWAB

KANA is insecure about her crowd size lol https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978124745833886001

>>19058395
I dont think you understood that exchange

>>19058434
cringe

KANA is making boomer AI slop https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1978500341717950619

>>19058905
And they lost again. Rhea pinned Kairi.
Look Rhea doesn't lose at home, this is unthinkable and would be an insult to the local community. What will Asuka show in two days in Japan? She's going to embarrass herself in front of her family? With the crowd shouting "Asuka is a lying cunt!"?

>>19059027
>She's going to embarrass herself in front of her family? With the crowd shouting "Asuka is a lying cunt!"?
fraid so

>>19059027
I think she'll make a few more shit posts talking about Japan etc, keeping silent about what happened, she's already done that

I remember last year the Japanese players barely won any of the matches at the Japan house shows, even though they're not canon. Just have the Kabukis win, it doesn't change anything.

>>19058434
kek
cute

>>19058360
but it looks hot

>>19058434
classic Giulia autism

>>19058300
the no 400k shuffle!

>>19057162
>if they drop the Tag belts here, Sally might be going somewhere
they're not dropping the belts to Kaoru Ito and Tomoko Watanabe lol

>The very gentlemanly, always ripped, and extremely pro-Japan Kaiser is coming to Japan for the first time!
>I’m sure he’ll totally win over the Japanese WWE Universe and all the wrestling girls out there, so definitely check him out!

>#WWETokyo

https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE/status/1978587040418820260

>>19060741
um, what did she mean by this?

>>19060796
She wants to swing with Kai and Tiff.

>>19060813
The two failures

>>19059744
love love love it!!!
>>19060741
EVIL seething rn

>>19060875
>EVIL seething rn
kek what a dumped fat bitch. Iyo finally got a feel for BWC and dumped that no dimes human potato.

>>19060813
The two successes

>>19060915
The crowds are silent when they make their entrance because they're intently watching.

>>19060813
The Japanese who couldn't cut it in the Big League and only have jobs so Tony can't add them to his toybox.

>>19060741
>and extremely pro-Japan
What did she mean by that?

>>19060984
He eats pussy.

>>19057621
>>19060718
>>19060827
Would Asuka enjoy these AI slop edits???

>>19061022
Boomer brained video gamer retard. SHe should try reading a fucking book once in a while.

>>19061022
that Damage CTRL one is p hot, ngl
kek'd at the blue nips OP one

>>19060741
Iyo has bad intel. Kaiser is not on the tour. Jey, Punk, Shin, Knight, AJ and El Grande Americano are the men on the card.

Something sad about a 40 year old childless gymrat acting like a zoomer.

>>19061878
she's on the prowl

>>19061022
>Deleted
What were they?

>>19062731
pornography

>>19062779
nice.

>>19062731
Some actually not 100% terrible AI nudey edits https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19057621/
We can't have nothin nice on here can we

>>19062986
AI nudity is illegal.

>>19062986
armpit hair is gross

>>19063051
>armpit hair is gross
This

>>19060842
Stop looking in the mirror

>>19061878
Anon I have some sad facts about Chinese women…

They have the emotional maturity of a 16 year old girl often into their 40’s. It’s just a weird thing of their culture. Yes, it’s fun you want to fuck something like a 16 year old without going to jail, but it can get tiring real quick.

Source: I fucked a Chinese chick 6 years older than me in college. She was super volatile and clingy. Sex was very good though.

>>19063050
since when?

>>19063263
Is this dude a millionaire? How the fuck does he travel to every single one of these events, unless he has friends abroad that record for him?

>>19063652
He's stealing the footage from the original uploaders and reuploading it himself

>>19063659
Wow, what a prick. He doesn't even ask for permission?

>>19063495
Never, it's a whim of the local schizos, Asuka is not against any use of AI, she is a supporter & argued a lot with people on Twitter.

>>19061022
>>19062986
Someone should send these to Asuka until she gives her opinion on them

sliding right now

/arrrr/ died. Thanks for helping out, shitters.

Hey remember when /arrrr/ let Kabuki Klub slide and laughed about it?

Yeah.

>>19064343
You guys deserve it for gloating whenever it happens go /kabuki/.

I'm glad arrrr died.

>>19064300
>>19064343
what the fuck /arrr/ was on page one not that long ago
>>19064350
>>19064365
yeah cause that was funny

Luckily /birb/ survived

>>19064350
>>19064365
>>19064369
This is rich. I saved ur thread from page 8 or lower like 5 times in the past month alone. You guys went down that time because I was busy. /arrrr/ went down this time because you faggots preferred to watch and gloat.
So what, 1 guy from /arrrr/ laughs about Kabuki being slid, and you blame everyone. I try not to treat /kabuki/ collectively as just the insufferable Asuka schizo guy, who seems to resent that the Kabukis even exist. I post here regularly and was genuinely trying to heal old wounds between threads. But you guys really are some petty little bitches.

>>19064482
it's not a big deal, calm down and just make a new thread

Me hugging Kairi and no-selling Asuka because she smells bad and has a nasty aura that is only apparent in person. None of you faggots will ever get close enough to prove me wrong.

>>19064482
So? I bumped /arrrr/ just the other day when it was about to get archived. It's not just one guy gloating about /kabuki/ getting slid because there's always a bunch of replies saying "based", "kek" or something along those lines whenever it gets brought up. It's not just one person, and it was always one sided.

>>19064536
Last time Kabuki slid I posted "well that's not very cooperative" when an anon was gloating. The time before that I mentioned that it was a shame Kabuki was slid and that I had been trying to promote joshi cooperation. And somebody agreed with me.
>>19064485
You're right, it's not a big deal. It's really the principle of the thing. My main bone to pick with you guys is that you don't even seem to like Kairi. You don't reply to Kairi pics and webms all that much and when you do actually talk about her, it's only in reference to her being an accessory for Asuka.

>>19064526
It's the aura of a MILF!!! You were a fool not to experience it closer

>>19064482
I stopped bumping all the WWE Joshi threads, kairi, kabuki, iyo, giulia even the chanyota one. I have shit to do and now that Ive freed up more time I have more chicks coming to me looking to get laid

>>19064526
Stop impersonating that guy

will Asuka write anything about Itagaki...?

>>19063495
Since always? The Take It Down Act made it illegal to generate AI porn of real people.

>>19056616
https://x.com/Sareee_ISM/status/1978799437540720966

>>19064958
Oh

Only on the US

>>19060321
I stand corrected then

>>19064958
= [ That's Not Always ]

[ |: Plus... Well...
Drawings will be Drawings |:| ]

[ |: People Have the Right to Draw What They Want Real|y. |:| ]

>>19065397
enjoy prison pedophile

>>19065397
not this schizo nigga again

>>19063777
1st day on the Internet?

Anyone know how to get the uncensored pic?

Judging from IG stories it seems the women all went to get the mark Steak

>>19065487
She has a subscription feature on her IG like most thots nowadays. Pay to see more of the same you see on the main feed. Don't know they're allowed to get that lewd on IG even behind a paywall.

>>19065583
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. Pro-Wrestling's history and tradition with that place is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that.

>>19065638
drunken titty monster Bayzilla bout to terrorize Tokyo town tonight
The Salarymen will pay thousands to smothered in her ample boobage

Kairi is a mark

>>19065439

= [ |: Uhm, I'm God. |:| ]
',`/
>>>/x/41293669

>>19065762
cute!
Kairi is a certified rasslin brother now brother.
You have to speak only in carny to her & shake her hand really lightly or she'll think you're a stiff worker.

>U THREAD GET SRIDE?!??
>BAKA!!!

Ribera is a rib, brother

>>19065784
Marvelous Amazing Remarkable Kairi
you mean

>>19064624
You're right, hanging out on 4chan and other social media all day can turn a person into a cretin. And we all know it's better to drill a cute Asian woman than rub one out to a picture of one. But you should still find time to support your favorite joshi.

>>19065953
kek

>>19065953
Are they just that good at creating the illusion ? or did she really smack the fuck outta her

>>19064526
>seeking eye contact
>playing with her hair
>hard nipples
what did she mean by this?

>>19064526
You'll regret not taking that hug from Asuka.
With your life......

>>19064526
The way Asuka gets treated here makes me shoot mad

>>19067114
a shoot slap

goddammit, have to re-do the Raw mp4s because they all came out corrupted and I can't post them. I stupidly put in the wrong setting from the start. I'll get to it tonight.

>>19067611
testing if I got it right this time

>>19067662
alright so at least I know now

>>19067611
I'm glad she found her sunshine again

New fanarts

>>19068081
Here's an animated one Kairi RT"d too that's cute
https://twitter.com/abujar131661/status/1978430496984977676/

>>19067611
>>19067662
You can probably just wait til next thread tomorrow to post those since we're almost done in here anyway

>>19068150
yeah I'm waiting until next thread, not enough posts left

I think I worked out the kayfabe explanation for Asuka crashing out lately. Iyo says in the recent interview that took place before her match with Stephanie that she was the first Japanese woman to win at Wrestlemania. So something like:
>Iyo wins at Wrestlemania which Asuka has never been able to do despite all her accomplishments
>Asuka seethes silently and copes that she's still the senpai and Iyo needs her
>it becomes increasingly apparent that Iyo doesn't need Asuka anymore
>Asuka tries to double down which exacerbates it
>etc.

>>19068225
That's not the story they've been telling on-screen tho. Just headcanon. They haven't specified any reason for her turn just yet, and may not ever.

>>19068275
Then it's a mid-life crisis or menopause

>>19068289
Could really be any of those, it's not been very well defined on screen other than "jealous that she wants to be friends with Rhea"

>>19065762
>>19065784
>>19065852
Kairi probably got that jacket as soon as she went there with the rest of her rookie class in Stardom back in the day.

>>19068471
False. Rossy doesn't let the players eat red meat.

>>19068472
but they do

>>19068022
I wonder if Ito made rookie Sareee eat her box?

>>19068485
Zenjo tradition.

>>19068485
her box of what

>>19068643
her pussy

There are thousand of steak houses in Tokyo that are better than that mark tourist trap. It's silly that a bunch of kids go there now because a bunch of drunk rapist pedophiles on steroids couldn't navigate their way around the city in the 80's.

>>19068709
See >>19065626

>https://x.com/WWEJapan/status/1978611597040886271
>kwabukis can't sell out in their home country tehy rarely appear in
>moone drew more in japan
This is why she's the CEO!

>>19068772
>moone
Isn't that Iyo

>>19068772
>advertising the show is bad
take your meds

>>19068846
Wouldn't nned to advertize if the show sold well you stupid bitch

>>19068669
her cat?
Shin-chan?

>>19068928
no her vagina. all these japs go down on each other

>tehy rarely appear in
>nned to advertize
>"you stupid bitch"
KWAB

>>19068956
ah OK. Got it.

>>19069142
Asuka milkshake

>>19069154
MILFshake

Kairi sighting

>>19069638
at the bar with Ikemen Jiro

>>19069638
>drinks alone
bad sign

>>19069638
> ywn be at a random izakaya and get hit on by a lonely hearted Kairi.

>>19070075
Look across the table

making new soon

NEW
>>19070769

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