Thread 19047600

Nobody's talking about any feuds or matches or storylines in AEW. Nobody's excited for the next PPV. Literally the only buzz AEW has right now is from Darby dumping water on his head like a goofball while being interviewed on a podcast. This one silly moment right here is worth more than 1000 bangerinos and all the Meltzer stars in the world. Why? Because it's memorable. It's interesting. And it's a damning indictment of how insanely boring AEW is that this is the one thing that stands out and gets people talking.

What a sad state of affairs.

>>19047600 (OP)
>Why? Because it's memorable. It's interesting
Not really even Ariel kinda just smirked at it and asked him why he did that then moved on completely

>Darby grabs water
>goes to drink
>accidentally starts spilling it
>goes with it and dumps it on his head because he's CUHRAZEE
He made a retarded mistake and tried to play it off with his gimmick. Next

Uncle Dave gave that pour 3 and a half stars.

Advertising is one of AEW's weak points. You should be sending out wrestlers to do every podcast, radio show, newspaper, tv network, magazine, or anything else willing to sit down with them. Have the Costco Guys teach wrestlers how to make some viral TikToks that generates buzz for AEW. Anything that might draw attention to the product.

>darby pouring water on his head has dronies melting down
unbelievable kek

>>19047600 (OP)
He'll always be Darby Anus to me. Some of us saw right through his cringe ass right away

>>19047617
kek you're crying

>>19047600 (OP)
>it's memorable. It's interesting
no, it'll get forgotten about except for the odd time when someone goes "remember when this retard poured water on himself?" and then theyll laugh

>>19047617
kek they've been oinkin non-stop about it for about 6 hours now. Zero discussion about Crown Jewel or Raw. 3+ threads about Darby drinking water.

Darby is just Spike Dudley if he grew up on Eminem..

>>19047617
>>19047629
he seethed jej

>>19047600 (OP)
why is his face paint in that condition?

>>19047600 (OP)
Why did he pour water on his head
Was this meant to be CUHRAZEE

>>19047617
>>19047629
Quit talking to yourself

>>19047617
Says the wheelchair-bound schizo in a perpetual meltdown

>Triple Bypass spits water on to himself for 3 decades
>fedophiles: BASED! SPIT ON ME PAPA H!!
>based lil nigga casually pours water over himself once
>fedophiles: OMG AEW IS DYING!!!

>>19047651
ayo this nigga wants trips to hawk on him

>>19047651
Of all the threads to make the singular AEW fan have a psychotic melty I honestly didn't think it'd be this one. But here we are.

>>19047651
as he doing it during sit down interviews with 3rd party media

>>19047617
>>19047629
>>19047651
aew fans really can't handle light ribbing can they

>>19047651
got em oinkin with this one

>>19047617
kek this got them oinkin

>>19047600 (OP)
>OMG he's such a rebellious young adult. i'm gonna start living my life vicariously through him

>>19047615
>Anything that might draw attention to the product.
Like holding 4 people captive in your basement until one of them dies and you make the national news posing with AEW owner Tony Khan?

>>19047617
It's the 5th thread he's made about it today
He's really spamming/flooding the board with them.
Total AEW Derangement has raped his mind

>>19047763
but I thought WWE was good again?

>>19047771
This pretty much sums him up psychology. I got accused of being three different personalities last week.

darbs is the only interesting person in aew and should have been the one to beat mox

>>19047805
Only Hoggers would call someone Jaxton, Alfred, Piccolo, BT, Lice, Piojo and then accuse them of being the schizophrenic one

>>19047771
>>19047805
You know you're actually demonstrating Fregoli Delusion in your posts by referring to a singular individual right

>>19047879
>thinks aew fans have the level of introspection necessary for that
kek nah he's too busy pissing blood because people made fun of a midget pouring water on himself

>>19047600 (OP)
>Nobody's talking about any feuds or matches or storylines in AEW. Nobody's excited for the next PPV. Literally the only buzz AEW has right now is from Darby dumping water on his head like a goofball while being interviewed on a podcast. This one silly moment right here is worth more than 1000 bangerinos and all the Meltzer stars in the world. Why? Because it's memorable. It's interesting. And it's a damning indictment of how insanely boring AEW is that this is the one thing that stands out and gets people talking.
>What a sad state of affairs.

>>19047889
based cat sick of that fat retarded aewtists shit
he's probably a pedo too KEK

>>19047617
Get a personality beyond defending AEW’s honor all day every day

>>19047617
am i surprised this got em squealin so loudly?
no, not really
is it funny as fuck all the same?
yes, of course