Thread 19050764

>>19050764 (OP)
>LFI
deadass thought that said LEL

>3 hour special
Oh no. Not again

>>19050764 (OP)
>Roddy and Daniel Garcia.
I’m out.

grim

Another 1 hour long Collision. I guess that's one way to cheat the ratings.

Remember Andrade?

>>19050769
>Sammy Guevara is with them
Yeah I'd say they've gone full LEL

>>19050764 (OP)
Yay not one but two heatless six man tags! We eating good tomorrow, fellow meaningless multiman matchbros

>>19050846
he's too busy booking himself in random mexican indies, no great loss really

>>19050832
They're just doing enough to honor the contract until it's quietly cancelled in December. Same as they did with Rampage.

I either watch this, or vtubers playing Pokemon.
Sorry, Tony.

>>19050769
I'm confused on what the world Tony's doing with them. Andrade joined Don Callis Family instead and so far it doesn't seem like Tony's biting on signing Naito.

>>19050764 (OP)
>Roderick Strong vs Claudio Casseroli
Is this 00s RoH?

>>19050952
He's been getting pulled from those dates lately. Something's up

>>19051174
does naito even want to work in the US? scratch that, can naito even fucking walk?

>Skye Blue v Jamie Hayter pawg fight
welp, time to whip it out

>>19050764 (OP)
Reminder that this is a go-home show

>>19050764 (OP)
>lil mini PPV before the PPV
Based Tonedawg

>>19051312
>mini PPV
Yeah, a 6-match pre-show.

>>19050764 (OP)
I'm not surprised AEW can't draw for weekly TV with uninspired cards like these.

>>19050764 (OP)
I wonder if I would enjoy AEW if I watched it again... I kinda actually like Darby and Dean a lot, both of them. I will watch this and hope it doesn't suck, if the show is bad I am going to jump out of my second story window onto my skull.

>>19051337
>1337
Nice get, brother.

>>19051353
It's hardly ever really bad, but weekly wrestling TV moves at a glacial pace when it comes to storyline and character development and something substantial happening and in the meantime you good or even very good matches between the same people over and over again when good or even great wrestling between a much bigger variety of wresters worldwide is so readily available every day in 2025.

>>19050764 (OP)
R Fraid so

>>19051353
you're an eslop watching namefag
you should jump out of that window for that alone

>>19050764 (OP)
>Kyle Fletcher and Andrade have both tried to kill you
>Better team up with these two guys feuding with the Bucks against these 3 guys for some reason
I shoot had that Tony has been making Kenny feud with Don Callis for 3 years

>>19050764 (OP)
>Hurt Syndicucks v GoA
Oh fuck off that garbage feud was blown off last week why are they having a no stakes match

>>19051700
callis family is 1/2 based and 1/2 extremely lazy booking. every feud is beat the complete shitters, have a slightly better match against a mid tier guy, have ppv match against one of the actually good wrestlers, rinse and repeat forever.

>>19051713
so they can build to the no stakes ppv match that was announced at the exact same time as this tag match for some retarded fucking reason.

>>19050764 (OP)
>trios match involving Jungle Bitch, a janetty's janetty, the most boring man alive, and literally who
>trios match involving Sammy Guevara
>pissbreak
>Mox and Darby are still feuding somehow
>tag match involving Daniel Garcia and Wheeler Yuta on the same fucking team
>charisma vacuum vs charisma vacuum
>pissbreak
>WWE midcard stable vs dimeless shitters
>3 hours
Holy fuck this is gonna be another 300k isn't it?

>>19051786
>Holy fuck this is gonna be another 300k isn't it?

back on their regular slot and making the third hour a collision will probably get them in the 400k range

>>19052346
I don't know man. It should theoretically bounce back to 400k but this card's so bad I have my doubts

>>19050764 (OP)
Looks exactly like every other episode of Dynamite I didn't watch LMFAO

>>19050764 (OP)
Tony has no idea what to do anymore. He's probably counting the days down until he can just book every show for the annual heatless tournament that doesn't mean shit

>>19050764 (OP)
Fuck WWE and Fuck edrones

This looks like a 290k card

>>19050764 (OP)
>3 hour special
that shits gonna be at 100k by the end

>6 man tag
>6 man tag
>women's promo
>good segment
>tag match
>singles match between two charisma vacuum jobbers
>women's match
>tag match
i fucking hate tony khan more and more every day

>>19053628
Many are saying this

>>19050769
>>19050774
>>19050805
>>19050817
>>19050832
>>19050977
>>19051337
>>19051786
>>19053897
I HEAR THE E-DRONES CRY
UNDER THE rEtard SKY
BITCHTITS SQUEELS AND CRIES
ARE YOU READY TO COPE
ARE YOU READY TO SEETHE

>>19055475
popped me

>>19055475
Kek

>>19050764 (OP)
Really shooting for that record low TV rating with this one

WBD is going to cancel Collision and just make Dynashite 3 hours

>>19050764 (OP)
>Toni Storm
>Famous Last Words
WHAT?

>>19050764 (OP)
Fucking BASED, lads

AEW chomos really just slurp up whaveer slop Tony feeds them huh? Luckily there isn't many of them.

>>19058574
Frayed sow

>>19050764 (OP)
TNA is going to wipe the floor with dynamite when they get their new TV deal, this card is bleak.

>>19060216
you're more likely to go into diabetic shock first

>>19057787
She’s going to commit suicide in the ring

>>19060232
You're more likely to have legs that work. Lol jk that will never happened.

>>19050764 (OP)

Unironically looking forward to that Rodrick Strong Vs. Castagnoli match.

>>19055475
>>19055507
>>19056675
You know the seething AEW fan's seething extra hard when he starts kennyposting

>>19055475
>>19055507
>>19056675
You know the singular AEW fan's seething extra hard when he starts kennyposting

>>19050832
Tbs is tired of giving up Saturday night tv time to a failing product. They can draw twice the viewers just airing an old Christmas movie.

>3 hours
uhmm.. sure.. yeah, lets try that one
you can barely hold 2 hours without dipping half of your starting audience... let's try 3
The charts gonna be wilder than shitcoin prices this week

Why come the board is more active today than Monday and Tuesday?

>>19050764 (OP)
>Hurt Syndicucks v GOA
>The week after a blow off match
>And the week before another blow off match
The fuck is this booking?

Who's Kenny got at the PPV?

>>19060785
Andrade maybe

>>19060950
think andrade is wrestling in puerto rico on that same day unless it got canceled

GIVE US EL CLON

>>19050977
Well I started not enjoying Collision when I saw the Mixed men/women matches. That shit is actually terrible and there is a reason WWE largely avoided it for a long time. Keep the men and women separate. Nobody wants to watch that shit and the ratings will prove it.

Bleak

Golden Lovers? kek, more like the Golden Showers

has anyone made that joke before? I'm pretty proud of it bros

GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM