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Anonymous No.19053624 [Report] >>19053738 >>19053745 >>19054221 >>19054834 >>19055828 >>19055854 >>19056171 >>19056576 >>19065126
100 Poi's vs 1 Polar Bear
Who's going over?
Anonymous No.19053738 [Report]
>>19053624 (OP)
Do the Poi's have weapons? If not, I'll take the P-bear
Anonymous No.19053745 [Report] >>19053759
>>19053624 (OP)
Wouldn't she be cool with polar bears? Shouldn't she be fighting with black bears instead?
Anonymous No.19053759 [Report]
>>19053745
Nah she got pissed off when she found out their fur is actually transparent and hollow instead of white. Very insulting
Anonymous No.19053812 [Report] >>19062240 >>19062377
Anonymous No.19053890 [Report] >>19053894
got money on 50 Pois with machetes, only around 10 would actually die after serving as a distraction for the others to hack away at the bear.
Anonymous No.19053894 [Report]
>>19053890
What about hand to hand combat?
Anonymous No.19054221 [Report] >>19059098
>>19053624 (OP)
>100 biting Pois
yeah im taking the Pois
Anonymous No.19054738 [Report] >>19055746 >>19058829
i grab two pois and run and let the polar bear eat the other 98
Anonymous No.19054834 [Report] >>19055810
>>19053624 (OP)
The Pois would have to crush the polar bear under their mass, however the first Pois to jump on him would get swiped at, eaten, and brutalized. But if the remaining Pois don't run away scared and continue rushing and crushing the polar bear, they could eventually win. Adult male polar bears weight approximately ~1,300 lbs, and Wikipedia bills Poi at 104 lbs. The mass of around 50 Pois at most (5,200 lbs), if they don't run scared, should be enough to crush and eventually suffocate a polar bear, though it wouldn't be without bloodshed.
Anonymous No.19055746 [Report]
>>19054738
Despicable. Leave no Poi behind!
Anonymous No.19055753 [Report]
Anonymous No.19055810 [Report]
>>19054834
And that 5,200 lbs mass of Poi's would also overheat the bear real fast too. Polar bears, with all that fur and blubber would be weak to Poi body heat.
And even if all these Poi's were unarmed retards, they would still have the sense to soften him up with eye pokes and rocks.
Anonymous No.19055828 [Report]
>>19053624 (OP)
Anyone have the picture of Poi right here in raw file?
Anonymous No.19055849 [Report] >>19055872 >>19058897
It's a tough call.
Bears are monsters to be sure but wild Pois can be really dangerous.
Anonymous No.19055854 [Report]
>>19053624 (OP)
I mean that's a lot of Pois
Anonymous No.19055872 [Report] >>19055918
>>19055849
This video made me think of Tales Miles Prower...
Anonymous No.19055918 [Report]
>>19055872
I wish someone would make a game with a Poi as the main character
She wouldn't be fighting polar bears though
Anonymous No.19056171 [Report]
>>19053624 (OP)
A few Poi's would distract it by being cute while the others sneak attack it and take it out of the game. Poi's win EZPZ
Anonymous No.19056222 [Report]
Pois can take a shit ton of abuse
it just takes one to get a rear naked choke on that fucker and its light out
Anonymous No.19056576 [Report] >>19058821
>>19053624 (OP)
0 losses - TOTAL POI VICTORY
Anonymous No.19057563 [Report] >>19058906
Love Pois
Anonymous No.19058821 [Report]
>>19056576
Many are predicting this
Anonymous No.19058829 [Report]
>>19054738
kek this is the big brained answer here
Anonymous No.19058860 [Report] >>19058880
Polar bear would win, but I would be rooting for Poi. You guys on /pw got her over with me. Yet, I have never watched any of her matches.
Anonymous No.19058880 [Report]
>>19058860
>Yet, I have never watched any of her matches
If you ever want to remedy that:
vs Starlight Kid:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9bnwpa
6-Woman Meltzer 5-Star match:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9dpqjs
Anonymous No.19058897 [Report]
>>19055849
God, i love this cute retard
Anonymous No.19058906 [Report] >>19058923 >>19062896
>>19057563
And Poissy
Anonymous No.19058923 [Report]
>>19058906
kek, Poissy is always over with me
Anonymous No.19059098 [Report]
>>19054221
Vicious player, I hope she's had her rabies shots
Anonymous No.19059395 [Report] >>19060082 >>19060186
Lewd players
Anonymous No.19060082 [Report]
>>19059395
Think they ever... you know...
Anonymous No.19060186 [Report] >>19062433
>>19059395
Anonymous No.19061053 [Report] >>19062425
I don't think Poi could kill a fellow white, it wouold be to soul crushing for her
Now if it was a black bear, she would release her full fury.
Anonymous No.19061992 [Report]
Anonymous No.19062240 [Report]
>>19053812
I wanna FUCK that park ranger
Anonymous No.19062377 [Report] >>19065128
>>19053812
Anonymous No.19062425 [Report] >>19062521
>>19061053
Polar bears aren't really white. They are transparent and faking. It's why she hates them. They are basically the jews of the bear world.
Anonymous No.19062433 [Report]
>>19060186
GigaDimes
Anonymous No.19062521 [Report] >>19062895
>>19062425
Sounds like some shit a black bear lover would say.
Anonymous No.19062882 [Report]
Hard /arrrr/ players unite
Anonymous No.19062895 [Report] >>19062952
>>19062521
Sorry bro but they are not white. They actually have black skin.
Anonymous No.19062896 [Report] >>19063608
>>19058906
Why she has brown crotch?!!
Anonymous No.19062952 [Report] >>19063097 >>19063147
>>19062895
Anti-White propaganda, fuck off with this talmudry
Anonymous No.19063097 [Report]
>>19062952
Keep simping for undercover black bears i guess.
Anonymous No.19063147 [Report] >>19063155 >>19065741
>>19062952
I'm starting to think you might be a polar bear.
https://youtu.be/xRxMuOHXi6s
The science has spoken. You are not white.
Anonymous No.19063155 [Report] >>19063676
>>19063147
They are legitimately black.
Anonymous No.19063608 [Report] >>19064278
>>19062896
Is pink
Anonymous No.19063676 [Report]
>>19063155
Neegeru bears
Anonymous No.19064278 [Report] >>19064996 >>19065615
>>19063608
Ugly bitch
Anonymous No.19064996 [Report]
>>19064278
But enough about your mom
Anonymous No.19065126 [Report]
>>19053624 (OP)
Racist ass white bear
Anonymous No.19065128 [Report]
>>19062377
Kek Trump has that condition
Anonymous No.19065142 [Report]
People easy to duplicate with a wig
Anonymous No.19065615 [Report]
>>19064278
Turn on you monitor lad
Anonymous No.19065741 [Report] >>19065766
>>19063147
I have always suspected we shared the board with a polar bear
Anonymous No.19065766 [Report] >>19066886
>>19065741
Everything starts to make sense when you look at it in that light.
Everything except this new captcha system. WTF.
Anonymous No.19066886 [Report]
>>19065766
Some of the posts around here are rather cold. It's becoming obvious we've been invaded by a polar bear
Anonymous No.19066930 [Report]