Thread 19053942

Prove to me you're an actual wrestler

>>19053942 (OP)
I have been on AEW Dark once and am on the Northeastern indie circuit. Ask me to show anything (non-identifying) to prove that I'm a wrestler.

>>19053942 (OP)
Rhea has a small scar on the left side of her right boob

i competed in the 2024 us olympic wrestling trials

>>19053942 (OP)
you tell me

>>19053942 (OP)
I'm The Undertaker.

>>19053942 (OP)
I let a promoter, not gonna say who, take an old man shit right on my head.

>>19053942 (OP)
My neck and back hurt

I'm gay

>>19053942 (OP)
im gonna rib you real hard in the showers

my finisher is a modified jumping big boot (like the claymore) + chokeslam combo

>>19053942 (OP)
I wrestled some indie shows for a hotdog and a warm can a soda and spent $30 on gas to get to the venue

>>19053942 (OP)
Carmella winked at me at a house show

>>19053965
Who's the biggest slut

>>19054556
yo momma

>>19054104
that's awesome, fren!

>>19054031
i once got ribbed real hard in the shower by a hung tranny, i nearly passed out choking on that glorious ramrod. good times.

>>19053942 (OP)
I've got multiple sets of gear :<)

>>19053965
Penis.

i wear a Mask

>>19053942 (OP)
Sometimes when I have my opponent flat on their back and the ref is counting, 1... 2... I pull up the guys shoulders before the 3 so I can inflict more damage.

>>19053965
Same and same. Literally 80% of the indies are here. We've probably shared a locker room desu

Favorite promotion to work for?

Least favorite?

>>19053965
>>19054999
why don't you faggots get a real job

>>19053942 (OP)
I refuse to draw a dime
I have a nasal voice

>>19055004
I have a real job. Wrestling is just a hobby

>>19055063
that's gay af lil markbro

>>19053942 (OP)
I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

>>19055751
wait what happened to Benoit

I'm literally Danhausen

My contact is up next month and I'm going full scorched Earth on AEW. Pepsi man said he would cover my legal fees for breaking my nda.

>>19053965
not one nigga actually asked you to show anything that could prove it. this place sucks shit. Show the bottom of your wrestling boot, the actual design might be identifiable but we'd be able to know it's a wrestling boot by looking, put it on top your bathroom sink so we know you didn't just get the picture off the internet.

>>19055776
He definitely won't.

>>19055063
>i hurt myself for life for a hobby
lol.

>>19055788

He's a good man

>>19055754
He died. I cried.

>>19055784
Brother, he is not an actual wrestler.

>>19055802
he is though, he said so.

>>19055784
because nobody cares if some indyshitters post here you fuckin mark. if you're a janitor at a shoot jerk off theater you have a more respected career than an indy wrestler. nobody cares. if these dumb faggots want people to give a fuck about them they should go to reddit and get the fuck off of my pro wrestling board

>>19055808
jesus imagine getting this worked by a 4channel post

>>19055818
Wrestling fans are passionate about what we enjoy. If anon is truly worked, then he has proven to be a true fan of wrestling.

>>19053942 (OP)
No u