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A Special 3-Hour Dynamite And Collision Double Feature Event Ahead Of WrestleDream This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite & Collision live TONIGHT! from The Cable Dahmer Arena in Kansas City, MO
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Don Callis Family
>The Opps (c) vs. L.F.I. [Hangmang Adam Page On Commentary] for the AEW World Trios Championships
>Kris Statlander & Timeless Toni Storm Famous Last Words Before WrestleDream!
>Jon Moxley & Darby Allin Special Face-To-Face!
>Orange Cassidy & Kyle O'Reilly vs. Death Riders
>Claudio Castagnoli vs. Roderick Strong
>Skye Blue vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. GOA
>Megan Bayne vs. Harley Cameron
>And More!

[AEW Countdown WrestleDream Immediately Following Collision]

** 3 Days Out From WrestleDream **

>>19057823 (OP)
BASED

>>19057823 (OP)
comfy middle of october dynamite

>Wrestledream
>Blood And Guts
>Full Gear
Nice end of the year stretch. 2025 may end up being my favorite AEW year

Joe and Rush in the same ring? I'm fucking in

>>19057823 (OP)
Grim.

The Opps should drop the trios titles tonight. LFI would make better use of them and it would set up a more intense, angrier Samoa Joe heading into WrestleDream.

>>19057823 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>19058346
Kek What A Bitch Of The Year 2025

>>19058346
why do you post this every single week

>>19058309
Do fucking anything with LFI and let Mortos win some matches ffs

Otherwise retire the trios belt. They haven't done anything with it since the best of 7 series.

Haven't seen aew in a long time. How's Aubrey as a ref? Is she good now?

surprised that Kenny and JE are teaming. Jack offered, but Kenny told him to fuck off and i thought that’s where they left it

last time jamie wrestled skye my dick was sore for days

>>19058437
They have so many teams I think they would do well is to have these teams claim in their promos that they’re going for the trios. Doesn’t really matter if they actually do or not. But random teams vying for the straps would make them more important

AYOOOOOO WE ..... PIPO

Some aew fulham merch for the ladies

>>19058346
...KWABOTY 2025.

>>19058411
Fedophiles have nothing to do with their lives other than seething 24/7 about AEW.

>>19058572
Are you sure those are women?

>>19057847
OOOOH OOOOOOH

UH OH STINKY

>>19058910
>fedophiles
Remind me again which fanbase locks people up in their basement?

>>19058959
WWE is currently being sued for child molestation

>>19058910
Cause he won in the end.

>>19059061
last I checked, criminal charges for actions in 2025 are much more serious than frivolous civil lawsuits for stuff from 40 years ago

>>19058959
Tiny will probably be subpoenaed in this case and have to testify at trial. At it to the list of his legal woes along with lying to the state of Texas about All In's attendance

>>19058945
SAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

>>19058959
Which has nothing to do with the company, unlike >>19059061 where they're actually involved.

>>19058390
>>19058883
See >>19046574

>>19058411
He’s been posting this for over 2 years now since Punk got fired.

>>19059186
Shoot mental illness

Elon said they are stopping the creator cash payouts on X. Rest in piss fucking grifters. No more making money off AEW doom posting

>>19058443
Gotta give her credit because she has learned how to be an invisible ref especially this year

Kek

>>19059378
Now that you mention it, I don't actually remember her calling any matches lately. Good for her.

>>19058411
Cause AEW fucked over punk and I’ve been wanting them to die ever since

>>19057847
hey dude you stole my post

How crazy will the Darby and Mox match be when it happens?

>>19059404
Not having Ripley on this list seems crazy.

>>19057823 (OP)
bring back the feeling plz i wanna feel something again

Blessed evening with a Jamie match

>>19059429
I'm happy Punk went back home since he finally will win the coveted KWABOTY for 2025

>>19059516
hopefully the craziest and bloodiest match aew has ever done

>>19059652
when is it? the next ppv?

>>19059661
yeah this saturday

>>19059666
based

>>19057823 (OP)
The absolute fucking shitshow this is going to be.

>>19057823 (OP)
Wait that’s the real card? LMAO

>>19059819
Tranny Khan even stopped giving these Hot Shots shitty ass titles (Beach Break, Winter Is Coming, and my favorite Road Rager).

Now just says Special Episode like the lazy uncreative fuck that he is. TK has just given up on AEW, hasn't he? But he's in too deep to dissolve the company.

>>19057823 (OP)
Russoesque card

based schizos

>>19058346
Many are saying this

>>19057823 (OP)
>claudio vs Roddy
kino

>>19057823 (OP)
BAYNE

>>19057823 (OP)
I thought Sami retired?

HAHAHA YESSSSSSS

>Twitter eliminating money for engagement farming
>Nielsen no longer reporting quarter hours for shows
Not a good day for Heel_Ucey and the boomer WWE grifting crew. Time to submit that job application at the local McDonalds

Good luck Tony

>>19060372
whatever happened to this guy? never hear about him anymore.

>>19060372
zesty mystery meat ahhh nigga. only getting a push because he's Cody's bag boy

>>19060400
He's currently the NXT champion

X are planning on publicly showing which country users are posting from. I wonder how this will affect the online wrestling community.

>>19060547
Expect a lot of WWE stan accounts to suddenly go private or delete their pages. Pic related

>>19060469
isn’t that the developmental brand? why is a 35 year old the champion of a developmental brand?

>>19060893
Because the young guys they're teaching how to wrestle suck at wrestling

>>19060893
Why is a top Japanese woman's champ on RoH?

>>19060906
ROH isn't developmental

>>19060906
ROH is not developmental and Sareee, who at the time was IWGP women's champion, was a fighting champion. Don't ever try to slander The Sun God ever again, faggot.

>>19060907
It sure as shit isn't the big leagues either

Jamie bros….

>>19057823 (OP)
another solid sub 500k show

>>19060929
She's tough enough to get out relatively unscathed.

>>19060893
why does the developmental brand do better numbers than the competitors flagship show?

>>19060929
kek based

Should I get tickets for Blood & Guts?

>>19060929
lol

>>19060948
Is this the arena where Juff jumped off the window onto Blade?

we've come a long way

>>19061003
memories

>>19061043
holy PEAK

If you're on MAX, you will have to switch over to the Collision live feed once Dynamite ends

>>19060400
https://x.com/sgtviper_gaming/status/1978516882832359647?s=46

>>19061126
>click link
>2 seconds in "ricky strokes"
>click off
Too much cringe for me

>>19057823 (OP)
The last time they did this it was actually a decent show

5 minute warning

Jon Mixley & Dorbie Allens
SPECIAL ASS-TO-DICK

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome and need to leave immediately

>>19061181
El Clon won

>Watching HBO Max event starting soon tume
Remember the music and countdown to AEW Dark?

I'm just here to stare at Harley and Bayne's gigantic titties.

>>19061181
Hologram a dead program

Excited to watch some dynamite tonight! I saw an old Asian lady wearing sandals today and she had nice feet.

>Schiavone
>No Taz
rude

>>19061194
>>19061207

>>19061003
Man, Hayter use to be hot as hell

LIGHT THE FUSE
GAS THE JEWS
DYNAMITE

>3 hours
TONY STOP

YOU WANT IT ALLLLL
YOU WANT MY BALLS

I still need to buy wrestle dream

>>19061212
Taz has surgery

WOW Kenny looks like shit now. Jesus.

>>19061212
think taz is out for awhile getting shoulder replacement surgery or something

sex with harley cameron

can a brutha get a stream link?

>>19061225
It's a miracle he's still alive, anon

>>19061181
Brittle bones

nice gooner match tonedog

Thekla makes me feel funny

what the fuck is happening with whatever teleprompter they're reading?

Brian Last is right about Excalibur.

I'm already watching the damn show, dont need a rundown

Kenny's guts exploding and him continuing to roid is awesome

Keep stripping please

KEEP STRIPPING

renee SEX

STAT THIGHS YUM

Busted, old and

Toni showing more cleavage

time to get naked

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

EVERYONE KEEP STRIPPING

It just wouldn't be Dynamite without Excalibur fucking up left and right.

>>19061242
tony will buy him a machine body if necessary

Kris doing a shout out for the gooners

>>19061234
Jamie Hayter w/ a strap-on beats down the Triangle of Madness

Renee status?

Striptease Match when?

what the fuck was any of that???

Renee has seen the old and haggard meme and decided to give those people a show

>>19061260
Old
Haggard
Renee

...SHE'S AN ALIEN! STRIP HER NAKED AND...admire her...maybe get some snacks

Statlander is the worst womens champion yet so she should lose the belt to Toni Storm so Toni can lose it to someone that isn't garbage

toni not being filmed in black and white

I really like the camera angles in this Statlander and Toni segment

Stat Daddy is hot af

They are so gay

Statlander is a terrible promo

lesbian community theater

O_O

AEW is over. Only a matter of time

That was... rough

Bryan you fucking horn dog

If this doesn't lead to lesbian sex I'm going to be so disappointed

based running to the ring together so they can brawl properly

are they making random matches and then just gaslighting "dream match" ?

muh dick

where the FUCK is konosuke

HLA
HLA
HLA
HLA

that guy with the modelo is chill as fuck despite the cornette shirt

Is it just me or does Stat's tits look like they would look terrible nude?

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF TONI :D

kino segment

god damn toni looks hot

When did Toni Storm grow boobs? Or is this some push up bra magic?

Toni lookin quite busty in that red brassiere number

>>19061293
in the back in the amazon position as Yuka tries to take globules inside of herself to produce an heir

They're never topping that Toni and Mariah shit, are they?

He's widdling a giant piece of wood?

>>19061296
oh she mirin'

>>19061269
Actually the best time to turn Toni heel

this fucking blows, who cares if either of you use the belt?
>that's not how toni storm wants to beat kris statlander
well, nigger, this wasn't a fucking match so she wouldn't have been beating her anyways.

You best believe I'm stroking it right now.

>>19061300
It's that terrible chest tattoo

>>19061311
cause its fun

>>19061311
Jack Perry feels the most comfortable stroking wood.

The Demand is a pretty good name.

>>19061316
lol

>>19061296
>>19061308
Renee trying her hardest not to look old and haggard

>>19061291
You think anything involving The Miz is a dream match. Be silent.

>>19061305
100% push up bra magic

not a single reaction from the crowd

WEEHURRPEEPO

aHA

Hurt Syndicate is easily one of the best things AEW has going for them.

>We Hurt Peepol
I tell everyone that's Mark Henry talking

>>19061313
>devil Toni
>succubus
PLEASE

A member of the AEW roster won the fucking IWGP title, do you think in these three hours we see the guy?

>>19061336
people love bob, it is impossible to boo him

>>19061327
>WWE out of nowhere
fuck off drone

Remember to buy the PPV!

>Match Scheduled for Collison
>First match on Dynamite

Why have the graphics saying that there going to do Collison and Dynamite and then just ignore which show is which.

>>19061173
very based edit
saved.

>>19061336
People forget MVP brought guys to Wrestlemania. He needs to bring that giant Nigerian that was like 7 foot tall back. Forget his name but he fought Lesnar and lost.

>Rick O'Shea not on commentary
What a waste

>>19061309
giwtwm (yuka)

>>19061350
based

i can't wait to see more of the fine ladies of the aew women's division

>>19061344
Big DC will probably host a celebration promo when he's ready.

GET COMFY SICKBROS

>>19061341
>>19061313
>I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

>>19061370
>OHHHHHHHHHHH TONY YES YOUR BALLS TASTE SO GOOD NO NO NOT TOO SALTY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why does Bobby sweat so much?

>>19061203
The battle of Real vs Fakes rages on eternally.
Big Naturals are going over 2nite tho
As they always should

>>19061379
It's dey culcha

>>19061379
need to drink that boob sweat

>>19061291
Kek it sure seems like it at this point

the little girl who gave Chris Jericho the finger is back in the crowd

>>19061394
Which finger?

>>19061376
The eccentric sounds of an E-drone seething kwab

>>19061395
middle

Shelton has the best superkick

the mic'd up the crowd pretty well

I am once again pleading to TK to release those AEW Soul tracksuits already

I love AEW so much bros

love rico

Is there a kayfabe reason Samoans have hard heads?

>>19061407
Don't think they'd make them in your size (6XL)

the GOA/ Hurt syndicate matches have been fun

Sheltonbros...

>>19061394
I think it's a boy

>>19061379
Cocaine sweats

>>19061412
nigga fuck you I'm an xl (mostly)

>Winston celebration
You so funny Ricochet

how long until Darby shows up with a gun during a feud?

>>19061411
Island savage trope

Would have been funny if Mox had pressed charges on Darby

Mama Benjamin needs to help Shelton

I wouldn't be caught dead at a comic con. Not even the best one.

That lady with glasses looks like she's from another time period

Buddy beat the GOA :)

What the fuck is this lucha underground shit

Moxley is pure kino

5 LETTERS
2 WORDS
UH-UH
I QUIT

holy kino

KINO

Moxleys fake rasp drives me up the wall. You're not that guy, pal.

Darby should assert his dominance over Moxley by pressing his nips on the glass

>Darby gets arrested for assault on Mox
>Mox going to visit him
Kino?

This is kino but Dijak's torture porn interrogation room was better.

a visual plea

>>19061450
Bow down you miserable piece of shit

Darby is trapped in the mirror dimension with ultimate warrior

See if WWE shot this it'd look maaaad gay, Tony shoots like a heterosexual.

So uhhhhh what exactly is John Moxley and the Death Riders goal? since Darby mentioned it....

This should end with Darby throwing himself constantly at the window trying to break it to get Mox and Mox just sitting there laughing

What??? Since when is that the story Darby has wanted to join the death riders for years he’s been thinking about it the whole time???

KINO

damn this is some DC movie shit. pretty badass

>>19061453
Do they really let you wear big heavy chains in jail?

Why are we doing this gay ass WWE shit

>>19061442
this is what we need kino storylines like lucha underground

>>19061469
that would be sick lol

American History MoX

Jon Moxley should try his hand at Hollywood desu he's a pretty good actor

I predicted this, although in fairness, anyone could predict this that this little motherfucker was never gonna shut up about how he was on Everest. He has the exact personality to get at any given time randomly be like well you know I climbed Mount Everest have I told you that before. suddenly you’re listening to his Mount Everest story for the 19th time that week.

>>19061474
They know Darby only wants to die in a ring so it's good

So Moxley is just Seth Rollins but edgy?

Both "saving" this industry

Mox wishes he was something he isn't

I shat myself out of a cannon.

>>19061486
Seth Rollins was always a follower of Mox, infact Dean Ambrose was always the best and Roman Reigns openly says so.

Kino
I gotta say it
It's kino

KINOOOOOOOO

Is Pac a teleporter now?

>>19061487
The evil uncle to end all evil uncles. He's not that fucking guy, pal.

short hair, clothed and dry PAC strikes again

K I N O

>Pac breaks into jail to beat up Darby
based

so pac broke into jail? and there’s no guards?

incredible stuff

>>19061487
Gay like you?

>>19061486
mox has been doing this schtick for a year and a half now, retard

who could have seen that coming

an actual fucking based segment?

I literally and unironically cannot wait for Corny and the great Brian last to talk about this shit.

Corny

KINO THANK YOU TONYKHAN

>>19061507
Pac poisonrana'd the guards

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

>>19061510
Seth has been doing his since 2018.

>Claudio vs Roderick Strong
Holy fucking snoozeola, this is gonna be painful

>>19061510
So has Rollins....

>>19061507
Pac ate them obviously

>>19061455
kino

okay that was pretty good, we need more LU inspired vids at every go home show b4 ppv's

>>19061521
Marina is not for sexuals thoughbeit

>>19061507
The prison was Darby's mind

NEW THREAD
>>19061532
>>19061532
>>19061532
>>19061532
>>19061532
>>19061532

Darby is still always alone even after Forbidden Door.

>>19061507
He used one of his many clones to get hired and work as a gurd

>>19061533
Lies

I actually liked this segment. There's no way this ends and the ppv tho

>>19061543
Nips hard and ready

Death Riders always have great entrances

I would rather take bumps a couple of nights a week than work with..... Nicole Byer.

>>19061543
Look at that classic "I am NOT for sexuals" looks she's giving

I don't care about Strong

The Based Mortos

>>19061593
He has a weird body

Claudio is too strong for Strong

>>19061616
What be so based about him?

>>19061619
That body gets to sleep with Marina every night

>>19061535
>Shutter Island/Inception style swerve
woah

>>19061619
but enough about what people say about you behind your back

HBO give me my Pip!

>>19061627
Sleeping his way into main events

The crowd is behind Strong here

Easy win by Claudio

>100 wins
>0 dimes

congratulations claudio for 100 wins in aew!

Based onions Hechicero