Thread 19061532

A Special 3-Hour Dynamite And Collision Double Feature Event Ahead Of WrestleDream This Saturday!...
AEW Dynamite & Collision live TONIGHT! from The Cable Dahmer Arena in Kansas City, MO
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Kenny Omega & Jurassic Express vs. The Don Callis Family
>The Opps (c) vs. L.F.I. [Hangmang Adam Page On Commentary] for the AEW World Trios Championships
>Kris Statlander & Timeless Toni Storm Famous Last Words Before WrestleDream!
>Jon Moxley & Darby Allin Special Face-To-Face!
>Orange Cassidy & Kyle O'Reilly vs. Death Riders
>Claudio Castagnoli vs. Roderick Strong
>Skye Blue vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. GOA
>Megan Bayne vs. Harley Cameron
>And More!

[AEW Countdown WrestleDream Immediately Following Collision]

** 3 Days Out From WrestleDream **

>ICE ad
I'm thinkin BASED and MAGApilled. Fuck Hangma'am.

>>19061532 (OP)
That was absolutely captivating. Felt like I was watching a movie

BAYNE

So we're all in agreement that there's no way this fued ends at WrestleDream

Give it to me straight, was Mox actually cool there for a second?

that darby and mox segment was one of the best wrestling segments of the year

>>19061547
remember to thank RJ City

Jon moxley is a better actor than Dwayne Johnson

>Roderick Strong vs. Claudio Castagnoli
HONOR LIVES

>>19061532 (OP)

Why does Moxley looks like Walter White? New Gimmick? Give him the glasses.

>>19061556
Mox was cool. This has been the coolest the deathriders have been for a while

Claudio and his big round nips we’re sorely missed

I mean, folks...

sicko bros we boutta eat good with this match

MY BOY RODDY

>not saving the return of Eddie Kingston, the one other guy who wrestled Mox in an I Quit match, for this match as a deciding factor
Does Tony even remember his own company's history?

they should show /pw/ comments not just twitter/x

>>19061582
I'm not surprised. Mox's promo cadence has always been heavily inspired by Ledger's Joker.

>>19061582
kino

>>19061543
Marina
Always
Revealing
Imperishable
Nipples
Again

when will tony realise these 2 are absolute dog shitters and do nothing but cause ratings decline? It's probably 200k right now

>almost an hour
>only two matches
The fuck is up with this company man?

>>19061600
>beast mortos entrance
>/pw/ comments pop up appears
>sex with the beast mortos

>>19061609
wrestling companies have to do something new due to the new nielsen methodology. more engaging content like the Mox/Darby segment and the Toni/Stat segment

>>19061609
Theyre finally building their PPV the Wednesday before (again)

>>19061613
>sex with the beast mortos
Many are saying this

>>19061605
/pw/ ran promotion when

>>19061623
Is this ai slop?

>>19061618
but thats what tonys missing. who vs literal who for 2 hours on wednesday isn't working

>>19061623
This is a fun read.

>>19061613
>>19061623
Calm down Mercedes

anybody got a stream link? I hate to be that guy but I can't seem to find a good one.

>>19061582
Explain the kayfabe here to me.

>>19061633
I agree

>>19061629
there's that anon who does the K-WAB fed threads, that'll be the closest thing

>>19061639
https://www.hbomax.com/

>>19061639
Sure

https://discord.gg/N8xHFF83s

>>19061631
HA. You wish. That's an actual bestseller.

>>19061547
American History Mox

>>19061652
This one's more accurate.

>>19061644
yeah it's not bad so far

this is definitely a wrestler's wrestling match if that makes sense

>>19061641
Mox manipulating Darby into turning into exactly what he wants without him knowing

>>19061567
Thank you based Tonedogg

I get why Vince hated Claudio. It's not my thing either. Dull.

>>19061667
yeah it rules

>>19061667
Who is it for though, the boys in the back? It's fucking boring.

>>19061669
No I mean did the prison give them permission to film or something? How did PAC on Darby's side if he's in jail.

>>19061634
>Getting a boner from words on a page
This is exactly what Ibushi warned us about

>>19061686
for a very old school crowd

>>19061667
ROH
ROH
ROH
ROH

based they’re playing this video package on tv

>>19061689
Pac either dressed up like a prisoner or guard

What the fuck happened to Andrade kek

>>19061697
The Hackenschimdts? Angelo Poffo?

>>19061609
AEW go-home shows are always like that.

>not all of the Family is there
Uh wtf why no text?

>>19061704
check liveleak, beheaded by the cartel

This shit aired online days ago why lie and say that it was earlier today??

>>19061704
that was a hologram, not the wrestler

SO SOLLY

>Okada turning off the tv
He's coming for you Okada

TAKACHADS WE DID IT

Take a Shit has such a smooth ass voice. Suave.

call me crazy, but I think Okada did that on purpose

>>19061712
Who the fuck is text you retard.

Those are some cheap Old Fashions.
Yes I am enough an alcoholic that I can tell.

>>19061725
He's not like that

YO SSSSOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY

>>19061667
Sounds about right for a match featuring two guys from ROH's golden days.

>>19061725
No, it was an accident. Bitch.

dons theme always works me into a shoot

No Andrade?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>fake crowd noise in the Japan clips
lol

kek based don cosplay

>>19061686
For 2004-2012 ROHbots

>New Japan World Champion
Now all I have to do is wait for him to beat Okada

Damn, IWGP is doing just as bad as AEDub.

>>19061743
Egregiously bad & obvious & unnecessary

KEK he did cripple ibussy

lmao fake don callis in the crowd

YO ONIONS HECHICERO

Don Callis is so based

>>19061747
this looks more like giulia than yuka. stop it.

>>19061747
I love gyaru pussy.

Where the FUCK is Andrade

BIG HECH
I
G

H
E
C
H

>>19061746
Based TK booking for his message board nostalgia bros

>no Andrade

KWAB

>>19061757
makes me pop every time

Callis doesn't even know wtf he's saying
>Los cabras es muy loco
Lmao

>>19061754
He's in the family. It's his twin.

basado

I thought the trios match was gonna be the main event. What's the main event?

>>19061757
kwab

Don Callis is the main character of NJPW

Does Mark Davis eat babies?

>>19061649
you're a fucking legend anon

>more ICE ads
That's where Andrade is.

>>19061773
Trios title match I guess

I read someone say Okada sounds like a mexican when he speaks english and now I cant unheard it.

where’s the pornostar

>>19061773
The other trios match. Joe needs to drop the belt so he can beat Hangmaam

Is Kenny going to be wearing a black armband in honour of his hero's death?

I'm not getting ICE ads. are you guys being schizo or is it based on region

Where to does Mark Davis get all that booty from?

WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>19061794
i havent either

>>19061783
Thanks. I stream all AEW events.

>>19061788
okada did spend formative years training in mexico, so that sorta makes sense

I like the theory that Jack Perry is still the scapegoat and only doing the Jungle Jack schtick to lure Kenny into a false sense of security

>>19061794
New England has 24/7 ICE ads so I'm guessing it's regional.

I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY

jesus those fireworks
fucking based

Will Kenny die again in this episode?

>>19061772
Can I still goon to it tho? That's the important thing.

>>19061794
I want to call them so fucking badly but I don't have a reason because I never go outside. I just wanna be the reason a group of spics suffer man, is that so much to ask?

250 miles to see Kenny

>>19061806
He hasn't exactly tried to hide it since returning.

>>19061798
beer mate

somebody please clip that kenny entrance. that was cool.

>>19061794
I watch on max, idk if they’re shown on tbs or not

>>19061793
kenny doesnt abuse his victims

>>19061794
Getting them on Sling so it may be more online based.

>>19061794
Yeah they're regional.

>>19061794
Regional

Working them hammies

>kota
>kenny’s best friend
what did don mean by this

>>19061704
Literally might have gotten arrested for drugs

they’re raping Kenny :(

Mark Davis is built like Rikishi

Omega looks like he's going to burst into treats

>>19061844
Just dude love that's all it is

>>19061704
Did you honestly think Tony was gonna book him on a weekly basis? He probably only hired him for the pop and that's it.

>>19061850
I was thinking Ole Anderson.

so good to have jurassic exress back

>>19061845
It would go with the reason WWE released him in the first place for a wellness violation but it wasn't steroids. Dude is probably a cokehead and got busted. Which means he probably won't ever be on a US live show again if that is the case.

Protowall Davis

kenny's definitely getting jumped on by perry after the match and nobody will give a shit

davis is a brick shithouse

why does Kenny look good on some weeks but bloated on others...is it inflammation or just how diverticulitis works?

Perry is so small, dude. He makes OC look like Scott Steiner.

Meet the HOSS Callis Family

>>19061873
Remember when he looked like a gorilla at one of the ECW arena shows?

>>19061867
get rid of the brick and the house

>>19061873
I assume the diet overall after diverticulitis changes things quite a bit

Davis has peak 70s/80s wrestling body type

>>19061873
He looks he has no idea where he is or what's going on all the time.

They should've booked this match against LOI. I want to see Rush go into business for himself again against Jungle Boy.

>>19061861
Streets are sayin its what happened

instead of buying dishes and using a dishwasher why don't people just buy like a pack of 200 plastic plates

kenny unleashin

Kenny is in unimaginable pain right now

>>19061873
How good he looks depends on how much youth essence he can suck out of joshis

cmon kenny

Kenny is on fire

stiff suplexes

OUT COLD

He put some weight behind that knee

Reminder that Kenny is in a constant state of indescribable pain every moment he's alive

Hechicero manhandling Perry

based match, everyone is over

THIS IS AWESOME

>>19061905
DON CALLIS IS TERRIFIED
KENNY'S ON FIRE
OOH
LA LALA LALA LA
LA LALA
LA LA

This is pretty decent all things considered.

I'm glad Lucha is back. Especially since he's sticking to far more big man only type moves.

Mark Davis became an enlarged version of FTR Gun.

Kenny looks good tonight

Imagine your head inbetween Davis thighs

>Jack took the bullet for Kenny
Kino

>>19061930
Many are saying this

there it is folks

>>19061931
He is against three great wrestlers

who knew that Ritalin would be the thing to bring back NJPW Kenny

I gotta say...these gamethreads are much better behaved than WWE's. Everyone is such a fucking cunt in those.

>>19061933
Jack is a good person

Davis looks like a homeless man put wrestling gear on

>release Mambo 6
I wanna kill myself for chuckling at that.

jack perry vs big hech in a hair vs mask match

>>19061932
He's not like that

>>19061932
who has the fatter Australian thighs:, Davis or Toni Storm ?

How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?

>>19061947
kyle

>>19061938
he’s also a great wrestler

Well poor Hencicero taking the pin as usual but to be expected. I do like how he's trusted enough and good enough to be in these matches though.

>>19061940
was it Tylenol that gave him the autism?

>>19061944
It's a good joke, puts all those GEEKS in place.

BAH GAWD

Based match

Jungle Boy is kinda cool when he's not being an edgelord faggot

>>19061955
Love em

>>19061943
G O O D

BASED ICE

>>19061961
Is Rocky the bottom ring of the Callis Family?

>>19061961
Surprised it wasn't Josh maybe he'll win streak now that he beat Kota

>ICE commercial
Hell yeah. Warrior shit.

unironically no law enforcement experience but allowed to be an ice agent

>>19061968
He really just needed to get rid of the baby face look is all. I was afraid he was going to cut himself with that knife though.

It's time

>>19061968
Cool enough to get Anna's ass

I want to see buddy vs kenny.

>>19061983
I've got security experience, there's not a day that goes by where I don't think about joining up.

>>19061976
I would say yes simply because he's not around even as much as Hencicero.

Is Tony an ass man?

>>19061986
asses too small, did an irishman drew this?

sex with the triangle of madness

>>19061976
he’s Callis Family B-Team

Julia a cute! A spooky cute!!

time to coom

Need Jamie to choke me out with her tie while she grinds my pelvis to dust.

>>19062006
ZAMN

this flower power shit sucks jamie

>>19061976
Only until Brian Cage comes back

JULIA NEEDS MY CUM I WILL PLANT MY SEED

>Skye lost weight
Lame.

>julia removed hounds of Hell on her profile on the website
:(

>>19061999
You just know with Thekla it's going to go into pegging at some point

>>19061976
He's 100% the pin eater in any match you'll see him in. So from a kayfabe rank, Yes.

FFS Hayter your rockin club music does NOT go with your That 70s Hayter look.

Excalibur just keeps fucking up tonight

i can't wait for jamie vs thekla

>>19062029
Tribute to JR

No way my 4incher gets through this in one piece.

Anal with Jamie > Anal with Skye

so in storyline this retarded company booked the show and an arena big enough for the cage and a way to transport the cage with ZERO blood and guts matches agreed to? That's fucking stupid.

>>19062029
As is tradition

yooo

>>19062040
>wahhhh no retarded hardcore bloodbaths
Grow up

NGL bros...Jamie's winning the ass battle with me tonight. I don't know if it's the gear or the lost weight, but Skye just ain't doing it for me right now.

>>19062050
what? That's not what I was saying at all, think you replied to the wrong person.

>>19062038
Skye lost her ass and Jamie gained one. What happened? Did Jamie have a kid or something?

Shame about all the tattoos

>>19061999
calm down clark

>>19062056
>Did Jamie have a kid or something?
That was the rumor for awhile

>>19062044
When she first debut was peak Hayter

>>19062056
She had the acne drained from her face injected into her ass

You can tell nature is healing because Hayter has a butt again

>>19062052
I think Skye Blue lost weight she is leaner

>>19062052
Skye lost too much weight rehabbing.

I swear the girls seem to gain and lose ass every week

TONY MANDATORY PAWG STRAPS NOW

Jamie’s ass is magnificent folks.

Also peak Skye was pre injury and that one time outfit she wore that was goonerific.

>>19062061
every woman has tattoos now even the "trad" ones. hate when I see a hot chick and they have a tattoo. kills my boner instantly

>>19062075
Fat Shida killed her

Wrap this shit up, enough already.

>>19062052
Someone put Skye onto ozempic I bet.
The scourge of the thiccc enthusiast such as myself and many others.
We must make them pay for their crimes.

You know the ass meat is good when thigh straps aren’t needed

Why are they moving so fucking slow?

Julia is tiny

>>19062081
Poor Shida. Kenny doesn't want her and TK only remembers she exists after he comes down from a cocaine high which is never.

>>19062085
cope straps as I like to call em

>>19062085
Straps are cheating.
If your butt can't look that way without em, you ain't got one

I thought that would be it

>>19062091
They are Ultimate Warrior armbands for the ass.

Skye has improved

>>19062088
It's cute

Coalburner Hart is shit. Nobody likes a coalburner, not even blacks. Dimeless

>>19062089
I will comfort her and play vidya with her and drink her whiskey and play with her cats as we cuddle. She doesn't have to lose the weight I like it. It's Winter time too.

>>19062086
No need to move fast when you're given time to work a match

Skye has improved a lot

>can hear the bicep smooches
IMAGINE THE BLOWJOBS

jaime need my cum i will give her my baby if it must come to rape I will stop the resisting of the urge

Shit match.

>>19062096
Yep

>>19062110
She really has

THEKLA OWES ME SEX!!!

>>19062106
If only they could work a good match

cutie thekla!

>>19062103
She would have been better off just getting knocked up early in her AEW run. Would have turned out better for her overall.

Cheekz

don't mind me just dropping this

TOXIC 2 THE CORE

Thekla lost to Kurara

Thekla owes me a Cleveland steamer

holy shit Thekla sounds like a short bus bitch

first time ive heard thekla talk

Jamie vs Thekla in a loser gets peed on match.

horrible promo

NEW THREAD
>>19062134
>>19062134
>>19062134
>>19062134
>>19062134
>>19062134

Thekla the foreigner promos better than the 2 basic American bitches from her group

>>19062133
Hope I lose lol

Why is Renee hiding her meaty arms?

>>19062133
Booker of the year

The butterfly queen

>>19062127
based

>>19062127
For me, it's when she spread her butt cheeks to show her brown ring

>>19062133
YJK Thekla has done this multiple people

>Thekla can promo
+1 It's time

>>19062123
Did she join Ice here?

>>19062149
Tony needs more coomer segments on the shows especially the 3 hour specials.

>>19062124
By who?

>>19062156
WHERE? simpcity?

>>19062167
yes

Based Hangman

>>19062121
I meant to say rush, it was fine as a general match, their styles are so similar that I think it dampened the match.

>>19062189
Those thighs

>>19061546
kek nice, you aewtists are alright in my book.

>>19062175
That's what Dark was for

>>19062189
she has such a great proportionate body for a short woman. Looks fantastic

Collision direct lead in to Dyanmite

likin the show for sure, this is the first time I've watched dynamite in awhile