Thread 19064665

Over down-under edition

(The Captain has put on banger after banger this past week at Crown Jewel, Raw, Melbourne Supershow, and will be sure to once again win the hearts of the crowd in her homeland of Japan. We can all be proud of Kairi for coming so far from those days when it seemed she would be stuck in tag prison with Asuka forever.
Kairi might be on a short hiatus from Raw, with her return date unknown. But we can all be certain that wherever she is, the Captain remains CUTE and SEXO!)

Previous: >>19031772

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>19064665 (OP)
Kairi is CUTE and SEXO!

Apologies for last thread sliding under my watch lads. It was fast. And I was enjoying a hot bath after walking around Perth for 5 days.
I also went and bitched at Iyo and Kabuki and probably made things worse :(

/Kabuki/ does not forgive
/Kabuki/ does not forget

>>19064698
ehhh /Kabuki/ forget they would have gone down 6 times instead of 2 this past month if not for me. /Kabuki/ forget they are a thread that follows 6 women and they down just as often as we being a thread for 1.

>>19064678
>>19064745
based and it's fine, we just made a new thread, the eunuch who slid the old thread can't get "his" time back

idk who's making the OPs but i love the way they write the summaries, had to mention it

>>19064845
It was me this time around, and I try to do an imitation of regular OP it the job falls to me. Glad u liked it.

>>19064777
Yea something must have set him seething. How could Kairi thread be a target for sliding though? I thought everyone loved us. It's a jungle out there, 'ritards.

>>19064899
>I thought everyone loved us
Even after you deliberately let /Kabuki/ slide and laughed about it?

No we didn't slide you but

Sweet new Kairi thread!!

Golden 'ri is becoming a favorite among
'ritards!

Ddt...

I didn't saw that coming

>>19065166
which ddt?

>>19064693
>"What does it mean, to be Høj"

Bumping up the image ratio

SEXO tummy

White 'ri is dimes(Poi's favorite)

I love my Cap'n

Dimes looks incoming

>>19064678
Don't worry based chad

>>19064665 (OP)
I love Kairi!
that is all

>>19065242
Oh yikes I was just about to bump it up myself

>>19065343
A solid foundation for any 'ritard

>>19065296
lawl 'ritards are such well-adjusted and carefree giga chads

>>19065409
My fucking guy
El Sucio Dom & 'ri are my favorites

>>19065564
Dom fkn rocks, and I made sure to tell him so. Gave him a fist-bump too. He seemed really chill. And he had almost as many women turn up to meet him as men... the ladies love that wily desperado.

With belt

One for the Cena fans

And I know we all love AJ here

I've got a bunch of Kairi's coming but I'll get the other random pics outta the way first.

YEAH!

Fraxiom, my favorite men's team. They had a pretty good match against Los Garza for Main Event.

Tiffy & Stephanie

Tiffeh tiem! She been looking damn fine lately. Less ripped.

>>19065414
You kind of look like that guy from whitest kids you know

>>19065667
Based Dombigdick, his attitude really represents us Mexicans
There are rumors about a Dom vs Cena match, that would be giga dimes

>>19065668
>>19065683
>>19065690
>>19065711
>>19065732
Very nice oc btw

Vision

>>19064665 (OP)
she'd be fuckable if she got some tits

>>19065768
Funnily enough I have been told by several people that I am the whitest guy they know. Maybe I need to work on a tan.

>>19065773
Love a sneaky heel like Dom, Edge & trickster 'ri. Dom vs Cena would rock. I heard Cena was going to fight Gunther too.

>>19065782
cheers, got a few more before the 'ri's
>Cero Miedo!

OTC

>>19045139
>>19047088
She posted some really sad music to go along with these pics ;_;
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/p/DPwblK_krzr/

La Primavera

Love this hotpocket

Alpha Academy got a huge pop. People began booing Otisse once Grayson came out though.

Grayson put on the 2 best shows of his career. The match against Otis for Main event had some funny spots.

>>19065928
awww poor 'ri. I'm surprised she isn't bruised from that slap. It looked like Asuka didn't hold back at all. Maybe the upside-down bag of frogs is a distress signal :(

>>19065278
>ehhh what can ya do?

Took a whole lotta 'ri's

We might hit the image limit early on this one. I'll post more tomorrow.

I gave Kairi a hug & bow. I wanted her to know that I love & respect her more than Asuka, whom I no sold. Because of her nasty aura of desperation. She came on too strong - in a repellant contrast to the subtly seductive ways of our demure Princess Kairi-chan.

>>19065935
>>19065948
Big culos

>>19066188
>>19066181
>>19066200
>>19066210
>>19066215
Nices 'ris

>>19065285
When is it ever not with Kairi? But that blue fox mask was she wore was mega cool.

The powers that be apparently love the work Kairi has been doing lately

>>19066615
Wholesome af

>>19066615
Damn bro was trying so hard not to cry

>>19066916
Believe me I was trying hard not to cry at the time. Every 'ritard should be so lucky to honor the Captain in person someday. Just takes a little planning.
>>19066888
She was so happy to see all the fans turning up for the Kabuki's. Asuka was too. Will never forget it - I've already got my pic framed!

>>19066853
Based news. Kairi has been doing well in almost all her matches since the Sky Pirates reformed. Glad to see her getting some of the recognition she deserves. I believe in Ho-champ!

>>19066188
cool shot - blur makes it look like a painting

>>19066888
>>19064665 (OP)
she's a bit tubby, no? compare her to emiru

>>19067014
This made me smile lad, we're so happy for you and for /arrrr/ cap'n

New 'ri

>>19067992
'ribera

>>19064899
the crippled pig thinks his enemy resides in /arrr/

I'm having another wagyu burger today to honor the Captain. I put bacon on it this time.

>>19065242
based

>>19067992
fake glasses

>>19066853
If these idiots don't fucking put the belt on Kairi after this they're fucking stupid. Simple as that.

This isn't an Iyo story anymore. Nobody gives a shit about Iyo becoming dykes with Rhea. All people care about is how much can Kairi last under Asuka and why?

It's wrestling booking 101. Have Kairi win the Rumble and when it's time to decide for which title she will go, let it be in a segment where Asuka crosses the line too far, and then BOOM. Instant massive babyface.

>>19067992
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity...

>>19066853
If Paul puts the world title on Kairi, even for a week, I'll refrain from making any cage or Locktober jokes at his expense.

SEXO with Hojo

>>19068725
why is she showing pantsu?

>>19068847
She's Japanese

who is kairi sitting with?

>>19069047
I think it's Ikeman Jiro, the dude who was in NXT for a bit with the jacket gimmick.

>>19069047
Bases Ikemen

This account is amazing kek

>>19068003
>'ribera
Heh heh

>>19069047
No idea, but I sure feel like a Sapporo now

>>19069105
Giwtwm

>>19069047
>Kairi in Japan
>no Batman to be found

>>19068460
Almost all the emotional weight of this story has come from Kairi. She's going through an arc of internal conflict, coming of age and 'ridemption. Anyone who still thinks Iyo is the hero here just hasn't been paying attention
A rumble victory would be the dream. I could see a big win like that giving Kairi the confidence to block the next slap Asuka throws her way.

>>19068087
Based. With bbq sauce? Anyone ever tried JR's sauce?

>>19068087
I'm hungry

>>19068725
oldschool Hojo pantsu

>>19069793
Yes! Pic related

>>19068460
the belt would have to enter the story somehow for asuka to have it in the first place. which i find unlikely. if someone is taking the belt off of stephanie before the rumble, it'll be becky. it pained me to type that but it is the truth. this is a story that is not being built around the title.
i could see it ending in a triple threat where kairi goes over but it won't be a championship. maybe it'll raise her stocks enough that she'll be considered for a run later in 2026.

>>19069813
Nice. What is the animal on the left side of the wheel for which this sauce would also be appropriate?
Best I can get where I am without ordering online would be something like sweet baby rays. Reminds me of the kfc bbq sauce.

>>19069805
a rare and wonderous thing to behold

>>19069805
One one my favorites Hojos and very lewd player

>>19069105
lol yea this guy's a pro

>>19070046
A fish and that's some damn good BBQ sauce for store bought. I also have a bottle of the Alabama White BBQ sauce in honor of Poi.

>>19069838
That's the typical bullshit Gyatch sells. "You'll get your chance next year pal". It's bullshit. Next year, new figures will appear. New stories will take place. Not to mention that prolonging stories way past their time can spoil them fast. The moment to strike is when the iron is hot. If they don't pull the trigger now with Kairi, then she won't get another chance.

And no, beating Asuka isn't a push. Everyone beats Asuka.

>>19068905
source?
>>19069105
Kairi probably likes disney

>>19069437
divorced
>>19069800
>IYO and Kairi both like strawberries on their cakes
>I also like strawberries on my cake

>>19070096
>>19069838
>>19068460
they could have Asuka take the IC belt off becko and then Kairi take the IC belt off asuka, but winning the rumble for the IC belt would be gay
>>19070085
lmao

>>19070111
Wish i have more Pics from that set

Speaking of Lewd 'ris

>>19070128
kek, I meant source on 'ri being japanese

>>19067992
What an intellectual, steak enjoying player!
>>19067837
Cheers bud. That face just ain't made for frowns.

>>19070094
BBQ sauce might overpower a good piece of fish. When it comes to seafood, I'm a traditionalist and would only use tartare or maybe something like a teriyaki...which is similar to BBQ, I guess.
> Alabama White BBQ sauce in honor of Poi.
Based. What makes the sauce white though?

>>19070250
It's the color white. It's a tangy BBQ sauce. Really tasty

>>19070250
BBQ salmon is really good

>>19068548
At least she can't get MITB'd if she does. Kairi deserved a longer run on NXT, but I guess they didn't want her hanging out there for too long.

>>19070623
>14 days
>14 days until Spookmaster lil' 'ri gon' give it to ya

>>19070128
There were only 2 pics each of Kairi & Natsumi in the set. I bet the real good stuff is in the Hatman's vault.

>>19070096
>>19070122
Standing up to Asuka will be the moment that makes her. Hopefully she'll keep getting matches against the big guns and cement herself in the main card scene until then.
Best case is Kairi wins the rumble and goes on to win a joshi triple threat at mania... a man can dream. At the very least, she has to get a couple of months with the IC belt out of this run she has been on.

>>19070111
All would-be princesses like Disney

The WWF Studios part pops me

why didn't kairi become a greater thing? let's be honest, her return when she beat belair to a pulp was such a glorified event and yet what happened with her, tag team champ and that's it, she deserved more... her makeup and bodysuit were on point back then, idk why she has to resort to this rio carnival-like outfit, i hope she can pull a heel turn and use the bodysuit outfit again

>>19071128
>Kairi is blue
>Kairi go fast
>Kairi be autist
>Kairi is SANIC!

>>19071282
Kairi has only recently been given the chance to shine in some pretty great singles matches. She had to work hard to escape being seen as a tag-only wrestler.
Her bodysuit look was dimes, but it was also some Saudi enforced bullshit that she would never wear in the ring by choice.

>>19071656
Did she win? What's with the bars over the bottom half?

>>19071676
>Did she win?

>>19071681
:( got a link where to watch this?

Found recording of Kabuki's vs Rhiyo in Melbourne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-xaJd-Q8sE
starts at 10:00

>blue kitsune mask
Holy fucking dimes

>>19071711
https://xcancel.com/search?f=tweets&q=wwesupershowjapan&f-media=on&e-nativeretweets=on

>>19071774
This doesn't work for me. I need to get that Amebo site going I reckon.

New loot drop. I do appreciate Kabuki guy making all of these, even though he hates us and won't post them here.

>>19071763
very aesthetic wrestler

>>19071656
What a cutie and smooth player

>>19071850
New goofy ass player

>>19071874
Very insane elbow

>>19070960
>>19070965
I won't be sent to the gulag for posting these, will I? Natsumi was 20-something here, r...right?

>>19071920
Rhea sold well for Kairi that whole fight. Made her look stronk AF.

Big bully bitches cannot keep getting away with this!

KENDO

>>19071789
treacherous slapper

K

>>19072052
A

>>19072063
I

>>19072073
R

>>19072079
I

>>19072088
S

>>19072093
A

>>19072097
N

>>19072104
E

>>19072108
KAIRI SANE WILL FINISH HER STORY

>>19071681
>>19071789
Were Kairi & Asuka getting cheers?

>>19072108
か

>>19072366
わ

>>19072375
い

>>19072381
い

>>19072200
almost nothing, the big reaction was for Rhea

Another angle of Kitsune 'ri

>>19072366
>>19072375
>>19072381
I tried so hard to improve the ratio, but you shat upon that. So now I too will post a 'ri.

'riturn of hojomonke

>>19072433
Sorry lad i love to post 'ris and a high image ratio is better than a low one like the last two threads

>>19072458
I'm just shittin ya. The high image count is my fault this thread, I fear.

>This is right before he catches Princess Kairi flying in from the corner and throws her
KWATB

>>19072474
KEK How dare that sonofabitch throw Princess Kairi like that!

>>19072431
Love this foxy little trickster.

>>19070131
>Ava Addams
MUH

community kabuki
https://x.com/daaaaa_2525/status/1979216789218213917

>>19072469
Based i was also bumping the image ratio early on

>>19072552
GOAT milf x GOAT Joshi

>>19072701
poor 'ri

>>19072433
Kairi thighs!

>>19073695
DIMES!!!

>>19072443
ew. asuka and iyo are cuter without makeup

>>19072443
Based

Insane el-bump before my nihongo class

>>19073695
Love this look

>>19075707
Real Japanese woman look

>>19075707
Office outfits are SEXO af

Such a beautiful Christian girl

>>19073895
What am I looking at here fellas?

>>19076923
Very beautiful and very Christian. But I refuse to believe that Kairi eats canned soup!

>>19077102
More than likely used as part of a larger recipe

>>19073903
lol not even Asuka or Iyo fans believe that. Try harder.

>>19077306
Ahh maybe. I was thinking it was part of a trailer park gimmick. Wrestling for soup.

>>19075707
Just another pic of 'ri reppin' the cross

>>19071763
The nigger ruins the pic

>>19077306
Alien looking mf

>>19073895
I suppose if dudes are dressing up as Elsa or Hatsune nowadays, then we should support those who dress up as Kairi...right? I guarantee LSU chad tried on Iyo's gear at least once.

new Kairi merch. signed by Mayu too.

>>19078035
Where do you get this lad?

>>19078410
I used buyee, a proxy service for sites that normally only ship within Japan like Mercari, & Yahoo JP auctions.

>>19075707
>The business babe has come to give you the business.
>Will you do business?
YES/NO?

>>19078116
KAIRI WEDGES

What's the security situation at the WWE shows? some ethot twitch thot got kissed at twitchcon

>>19078104
young KAIRI = wide nose, tight snatch

>>19071850
Kabuki is pro Asuka. Kairi left to get her own general and is a rogue

>>19079498
And /arrrr/ is pro Kairi. We only went rogue because Kabuki is pro Asuka to the point of annoying Kairi fans. Kabuki almost never put up an individual OP pic of Kairi.
You guys should be happy that Kairi has her own thread. She's proved she deserves it. Especially since she came back from injury.

>>19079467
Not spectacular. At the photo ops there were metal detectors on the way in, and I had to empty my pockets. There were 2 big, unarmed dudes standing about 10 ft from the wrestlers. That was it.
If somebody is determined and crazy enough to do something, not much will stop them. Look how Shinzo went. I understand why they cancelled the meet & greets in Paris.

>>19079627
trickster lookin' mf'

>>19079628
I wonder if they would have german suplexed you for doing what that guy did

Kawaii'ri is FOR REAL

>>19079675
They might have tried. But I could have easily planted a smooch on both kabuki's before security knew what hit them.

>>19079718
>implying the 'bukis wouldn't shoot heem you

>>19079688
Princess of kawaii

>>19079738
I know I woulda got rekt by Asuka...misted even. But not before achieving my primary objective of stealing a kiss from Kairi.

>>19079695
>>19079705
Sole survivor. Hang in there 'ri!!!

>>19079787
'robo 'ri
>>19079968
wear safety goggles

>>19080331
Has she given this move a name yet?

>>19080331
this should be a submission hold in no dq matches

>>19079482
I liked her wide nose. Made her look more unique. But the smol nose is more sexo.

>>19078035
Why do they bother putting mayu on there? So she doesn't feel left out?

>>19080635
Mayu had several cute and long pics in the book.

>>19079688
Anime lookin' mf

>>19078104
>>19079482
>>19080543
yeah I liked nxt japanese nose kairi better

>>19080884
Self-harm is not cute.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>>19077306
未確認飛行物体 !

>>19081821
>>19081830
This blue look is dimes

>>19081821
>'ri isn't in the AJ pictures
bros

>>19082186
WWE's segregation against heels - they were not allowed in ring.

>>19082207
>blue women must stay outside the ring

>>19082186
She is
>>19082207
Smoll player

>>19082278
>hog in the ring
>kairi has to watch from outside
not fair

https://youtu.be/Kpq0Rx4ixmA?si=_N0gYx9X7b9AMPcp

'bukis vs Rhyo

>>19081821
Where do they post these?

>>19082340
based

>>19082340
is this attendance better or worse than your typical Joshi promotion?

>>19082398
Sometimes they'll repost photos taken from fans on twitter. Can't remember where I found this...probably reddit or kabuki.

>>19082340
anon delivers!

>>19082356
>Go to your room without dessert, missy!

>>19082049
I wish Kairi would carry me like Rhea is carrying Kairi here bros.

dirty feet Hojo

>>19082207
>>19082216
>>19082293
It ain't right. Rhea & Iyo both got blue'd by Asuka and should have to stand outside the ring with the other blue gals. Like a pack of blue zombies.

>>19082356
>>19082554
got the one where she does this and the the other girl pulls her hair?

>>19082207
>>19082278
>smoller than normal nips

>>19082814
poor 'ri though
She didn't even do the silly walk before hitting her last sliding D. Very disappointing

>>19082492
Oh, it's from a fan. I saw a photographer ringside taking pics throughout the event, figured they would post those pics somewhere like they normally do after streamed events.

>>19082868
thanks, that's a funny sell

>>19082604
>>19082613
>>19082624
SEXO with 'ri dirty feet NOW!!

>>19066615
I didn't really intend to not hug Asuka. I was just super nervous and used up all my courage hugging Kairi. And there was more interaction before the video.
I said 'oh my god hey kabukis' upon approach, they gave their greetings, Asuka excitedly pointed at my shirt and I giggled 'ahhh it's my favorite'. So I didn't no sell her. But I did want Kairi to know that I love and 'rispect her more.

>>19082888
Not sure if the shot specifically came from a fan, but many of her 'riposts do.

>>19083020
cute 'rimix

I love Kitsune 'ri bros.. I hope she brings the look back to RAW

>>19082604
>>19083014
>kicked in the balls by dirty foot Kairi!
>kissing the toes of dirty foot Kairi!
>grinded on the pickle by dirty foot Kairi!
>given a foot >!pic!< from dirty foot Kairi!

>>19082604
>>19083014
>kicked in the balls by dirty foot Kairi!
>kissing the toes of dirty foot Kairi!
>grinded on the pickle by dirty foot Kairi!
>given a foot [spoiler]pic[/spoiler] from dirty foot Kairi!

Goddammit how to spoiler tag!?

>>19082604
>>19083014
>kicked in the balls by dirty foot Kairi!
>kissing the toes of dirty foot Kairi!
>grinded on the pickle by dirty foot Kairi!

>>19083326
>>19083422
Kitsune 'ri is a giga dimes look and suits her perfectly. lil' anime trickster vixen.

>>19080635
Mayu was a top draw back then, so they had to include her to help push sales of the photobook.

>>19065162
Golden 'ri for backstage and ringside support
>>19083546
Kitsune 'ri for battle
This is the combination for me.

Kabuki's vs Bailey & Lyra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJGQd1DjiE

>>19083806
we eatin' good 'ritards

>>19083326
Same lad きつね is fucking cool

>>19083806
This was fucking great to see. Crowd was hot for the Kabuki's but especially nuts for Kairi. Her spear & elbow looked brutal.

>>19082604
>>19082613
>>19082624
Doesn't she worry about getting hookworm walking around barefoot in dirty, unsanitary conditions like that?

>>19084405
God's favorite Pirate fears no beast or parasite.

Good thread 'ritards

>>19085220
Another tremendously successful edition of /arrrr/!

>>19085220
>>19086170
Mayhaps we don't need another edition until there is new material after raw?

>>19086212
mayhaps...but do we know the gals won't be staying in Japan for a while?

>>19086625
They're probably sticking around for a bit

>>19086212
We can always post Anime looking mf 'ri
>>19087672
So no Monday night 'ri? Fucking boring af raw

The Captain is a megadraw

>>19088248
>>19086625
>>19086212
the girls aren't listed on the venue's site or the netflix preview. one thing I guess they could do is they might have prefilmed a back stage segment, but idk if they are even going to bother with that

>>19089329
Is commentary going to try and pass off that the DDT onto the announce table is enough to keep Rhea out for a week or two of Raw to explain her absence and then get pretapes from the Kabuki's and Iyo about the whole situation as a reason not to have them in-ring for it as well?

>>19089402
Rhea's listed on one of the things. Kairi, Asuka and IYO aren't

>>19089461
Seems a bit counter productive seeing she was the one left laying for their segment and neither Asuka, Kairi nor Iyo will be around to push the angle forward for the show.

>>19064698
God I love toxic yuri

>>19089329
>>19089402
>>19089483
Whenever there is a short gap in a story like this...they should lead to it by having the gals brawling as the episode finishes, then have them brawling again at the start of the return episode. Make it look they've been fighting non-stop off screen the whole time.

>>19088248
>So no Monday night 'ri?
>>19089461
>Kairi, Asuka and IYO aren't
LAME and GAY

>>19089535
that's just a normal lesbian relationship
>>19089989
didn't they do that with gunther?

>>19090002
>>19089483
idk I just know
https://www.golden1center.com/events/detail/wwe-raw-2/
says Rhea
https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/wwe-raw-sacramento-october-20
no mention of Kairi

>>19090069
It would be kinda mean to not give them some time off at home. Kairi has wrestled like 5 matches in the past week.

>>19090102
I'm sure they'll be in Japan for a couple of weeks

NEW KAIRI THREAD >>19090483
NEW KAIRI THREAD >>19090483
NEW KAIRI THREAD >>19090483

one last 'ride back to page 1!

>>19090696
well shit that didn't work