Thread 19066228

AND NEEEEEEEEEEW

>>19066228 (OP)
He's pregnant

He took a Fatu cock up the ass

>>19066228 (OP)
>crowd wasn't feeling him
>he did the best he could
Honestly, it's for the best. Put him in the hyperbolic time chamber.

God is good.

>>19066228 (OP)
>the only good coconut
>gets kwabbed
sad

>>19066228 (OP)
This nigga got cancer

fake injury report so when he shows up in a couple weeks everyone will pog

>>19066228 (OP)
he got mounted like muhammad

>drew saved from jobbing by the stars aligning

CHOSEN ONE

>>19066276
>Sething some literal who coconut
Fatus alright but get your head out of your ass

>>19066276
>wwe spamming fake injury angles
lol so he's actually injured

>>19066228 (OP)
>career ending pregnancy
Kek what a coconut fag

turning this dude face might have been one of the most retarded HHH booking decisions in recent memory. it's like he didn't understand why people liked jacob as a character at all

>>19066329
I wish Cunter sabotaged more of the coconut niggers.

do you think that WWE has realized none of this coconut shit draws anymore without roman? it's actually the oposite at this point where it's an anti draw

>>19066329
he was just spamming curse words before he got signed to wwe knowing wwe restricts that type of stuff now he's just another wrestler

never liked this dude, glad I dont have to see him

>>19066228 (OP)
This is very great news. Now, Fatdouche can fuck off. Pushing a 5'8 muttlet as a monster? Only possible with Tripshit, and only encouraged by the retarded and gay nigger faggots who make up the majority of modern Professional Wrestling fans (which is part of the reason why Professional Wrestling is dead forever).

>>19066228 (OP)
Good thats what he gets for derailing Tamas push

why do wrestlers always manage to fuck up their push?

>>19066524
yayayayaayayayaayayayaya

>>19066228 (OP)
>non-wrestling-related
wtf? cum-in-lung syndrome IS related to wrestling, it's what took Jon Huber from us forever

>>19066285
God is telling him to push Drew, but he still won't listen.

>>19066285
>Punished “Venom” Snake
>a fallen chosen one

>>19066228 (OP)
i feel like drew was actually going to win their feud so this is an L for us drewbros

>>19066285
>Punished “Venom” Drew
>a fallen chosen one

>>19067186
>Heath...I'm already a demon

>>19066228 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19066285
I really thought he was gonna take the title from Cody. I'm still worked that Haitch let Cody's reign of terror continue.

>>19068626
According to the sheets Cody and Drew were both pushing for Drew to win. Likely because they knew the main event scene is fucked and Drew winning would help it out.

>>19066228 (OP)
Baahahahahah fuck WWE

>>19068626
>Cody's reign of terror

https://x.com/DMcIntyreWWE/status/1978978683751694830

>it's a work
why is HHH obsessed with these worked shoot injuries

>>19068718
I think cody and drew both know it's more interesting when cody is chasing. he's like the ideal champ to hot potato it back and forth with

>>19068863
The made such a big deal of Cena winning the 17th, but refuse to hot potato the belts when it's proven to be the best way to make them and the main event scene feel important. Long reigns should be just a rare gimmick, not the usual.

>>19066228 (OP)
Based Big G Man is helping book WWE and KWAB’N all the dimeless shitters. Take notes from these blessings, H.

Time to call up Zilla.

>>19068626
>I really thought he was gonna take the title from Cody.

Wow you must be a complete fucking retard, then.

>no seff
>one less coconut
things are looking up

>>19066285
Stop trying to make this dimeless shitter a thing.
He belongs in AEW.

>>19069485
However
>Timmy Tonga came back
You cannot escape the eternal coconut community theater.

>>19068626
okay then who does Drew feud with after that

>>19069521
gonna get sucked into the Priest vortex of endless feuding.

>>19069521
a freshly called up trick williams

>>19069111
You'd need the promos to cut deep first, gradually lean in to the bloodline having "demons" that it kept buried

>>19066228 (OP)
Oh so he's gay?

>>19066329
he got turned face because the crowd loves he fuck out of him. he's massively over so it's you who doesn't know anything