Thread 19067803

KWAB!

>>19067803 (OP)
Maybe the biggest self-mark in the business at the moment

>>19067824
keep crying e-drone she's never doing the splits for a tko gift basket.

>>19067803 (OP)
Why is she burying a cultural icon like Sailor Moon? She should be honored to portray a character inspired by her.

>>19067803 (OP)
LOL

>>19067803 (OP)
Sarray about your damn luck

>>19067830
Can’t wait to see her job to Mercedes

>>19067835
Only Japanese women in their 40s probably care about sailor moon

>>19067852
She already left stardom

>>19067852
There's no shame in doing a job to the GOAT woman's wrestler walking the earth today. They would have a killer 5 star match.

>>19067803 (OP)
>it's a fucking magical girl anime gimmick you retard what's so hard to understand

>>19067803 (OP)
Shida would probably pay WWE to let her be this gimmick

>>19067803 (OP)
>join company that's been documented numerous times for having stupid gimmicks
>get landed with a stupid gimmick
>"wtf why did I get a stupid gimmick"
Do people just not research before putting in an application?

>>19067925
She only complained when the checks stopped coming, many such cases

>>19067803 (OP)
magical girls are strong as fuck, fake ass jap bitch

>>19067803 (OP)
Oh me so Sally
I wish I was on my PC so I could post a disrespectful picture of her looking like a racist tojo caricature.

>>19067865
That's Rhea Ripley because Rhea actually draws unlike Mercedes NoDimes.

>>19067824
She really is. She thinks getting trained by some old Zenjo wrestlers and getting Inoki's approval makes her the greatest yoshi around despite the fact she's running away to AEW because her run in Japan and especially Scardump has bombed spectacularly because nobody cares about an arrogant self-mark with less personality than cardboard.

>>19067865
Lmao

>>19067925
>putting in an application
You don't apply to work at WWE, retard. She's not mopping floors and scrubbing toilets like you are, dipshit.

>>19067966
Cope. Even Meltzer admits that Mercedes is the GOAT non Japanese wrestler.

crying about a belt she doesn't have

>>19068020
Salteeee the IWGP is a joke no one cares.

>>19068020
She's shoot insufferable

>>19068020
She's very pathetic

>>19067803 (OP)
>so I wanted to move to America and be cool and everyone likes me and I am the best and the greatest and completely over
KEK what a mark

>>19067803 (OP)
this level of self-admitted humiliation makes me so fucking hard

>>19068020
Sally is such a salty bitch, LMAO.

>>19068052
>>19068065
>>19068070
>>19068115
Shut the fuck up losers. What is she supposed to say? "Aww geez who cares wrestling is fake lol buy my merch" Sareee is treating this story and the belt like it matters. You should want more wrestlers to act like her.

>>19067846
Underrated

It's funny because no one gave a single fuck about her in NXT until they gave her the gimmick. If she wasn't retarded, she could have eventually pivoted to a heel character

>>19067803 (OP)
Is she ever happy? Like even beyond WWE. She books her own shows just to put herself over by giving herself the main event against whatever other top joshi she can get and have them go broadway so she looks like she's even to them. She comes across like the Mercedes of Japan

>>19067803 (OP)
This is such a retarded thing

Iyo confessed she was in the same boat. She knew she didn't have what it took to be a great promo and wanted to stand out with wrestling alone. And guess what? It fucking sucked. She was on the verge of literally becoming a jobber before Gaytch told her "fuck this wrestling shit, you're gonna fucking turn heel and I want you to start acting a fucking character now or else..." and she did and it worked. She got more over with her initial heel character in NXT than all her years before combined. It's the same in the main roster. When she was just "le wrestler of Damage CTRL" she was a literal extra. Only when she started showing more personality inside matches with her moves like the garbage thing is when people started paying attention.

What the fuck did Sarray even do that was special? I can't think of a single move she ever did that other wrestlers didn't do before. Some even better done than her. If any Joshipedo can think of anything special she does that no one else do, I'll wait

>>19068020
The red belt is the main title of Stardom you dumb fuck. The New Japan Womeme title is something not even them wanted, they only made it because they got scammed by Horse Mone and they at least wanted to try get some of their money back

Hmmm looks like Sareee is brat and its making e-drones seethe. THey seethe at The CEO mercedes Mone too. THey just hate people who stand up for themselves.

>>19068344
what does the R stand for?

>>19068344
Wow she looks so happy. So does Sareee:

>>19067803 (OP)
Anyone who picks WWE over AEW is a fucking retard, especially female talent

SOS E-DRONES SEETHIN

SOS E-DRONES COPIN'

>>19068376
are you telling me she went to AEW to get injured? If true KWAB

SOS E-DRONES MALDIN'

>>19068015
>fake prop titles
KEKEROO

>>19068441
nah that's the toy wwe belt even hogan said so you fat titty bitch!

>>19068368
HOLY FUCK FINALLY! Someone had to say it.

>>19068368
Stephanie Vaquer did. As a result she made national news on her home country and is recognized as a star worldwide.

Meanwhile Sarray is doing what exactly? Has she ever wrestled in front of a crowd of more than 5k even?

>>19068317
>What the fuck did Sarray even do that was special? I can't think of a single move she ever did that other wrestlers didn't do before. Some even better done than her. If any Joshipedo can think of anything special she does that no one else do, I'll wait
She did a dropkick.

>>19068512
Stephanie "BLACKED BY BBC" Vaquer is a literal e-drone mark retard. If she stayted with AEW she could have had 5 star matches with TOni Storm and Mone and worked ALL IN.

>>19068512
>and is recognized as a star worldwide.

>>19068512
>she made national news on her home country and is recognized as a star worldwide.

>>19068368
No woman is allowed to get over in AEW besides Mercedes and Toni. They're all just pawns to eventually get fed to one of them.

Inb4 "But what about Statlander??" They only put the belt on her so she can eventually job to Mercedes because they didn't want to sacrifice Toni to stroke Mercedes's supernova ego.

>>19068020
This was one of the reasons she had the meltdown at Okada and told him she wanted to leave

>>19069045
THe only thing you're inside is a box of ringdings you fat bitch.

>>19068015
Wao.
A bunch of titles that mean absolutely nothing.

>>19067860
that's not true, basically every American woman 35-40 watched sailor moon too

>>19069078
Nah, I told you a month ago she was leaving

>>19069097
Try that again without crying
>>19069155
You don't know shit dork she isn't going anywhere but AEW for a while.

>>19069198
Crazy how I told everyone she had a meltdown and told Okada she was going to leave, and then a few weeks later she suddenly dropped the belt with 3 day notice and left

>>19069225
She didn't leave schizo

>Self-mark is a failure and has to slink off back to the minor leagues to be a big fish in a small pond
Many such cases..

>>19067966
Rhea is the Jannetty to a greasy fuckboy lmao