Nash’s quads…whatever happened there
Mister Nash... my arch nemesis
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 3:07:55 AM
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>>19077709
>>19076535 (OP)
Kek this actually will work great in like 6 months for cena's heel turn
>Captain, sensors are reading a nearly 7-foot tall humanoid form on the surface below. It appears that a large number of melanated life forms are closing in around him, and their formation would seem to indicate that they intend to carry out forceful coitus.
>Mister Data, what is today's date?
>Curious...these readings indicate that we have somehow traveled back in time to stardate -407746.07. In the calendar of this time period, it would be September 2, 1992.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 4:55:02 AM
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>>19077929
>>19077759
The 92 crew makes the Turkana IV rape gangs look like Mormons
how would the sopranos crew react to news of Nash being assaulted?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 4:58:59 AM
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>>19077897
kek now that's a big brained reference
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 4:59:26 AM
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>>19077954
>>19077919
He was expectin to get fucked in that alley
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:01:59 AM
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>>19077934
Now that... is a sad commentary.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:17:57 AM
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>>19078123
>so what happens now?
>now? I'll tell you what happens now. I'm gonna call a coupla hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on Nash here with a pair of handcuffs and a butt plug. YOU HEAR ME TALKIN BIG DADDY BITCH! THIS AIN'T OVER BY A DAMN SIGHT, IMA GET MIDEIVAL ON THAT ASS!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:23:31 AM
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>>19078159
>>19077919
he cant be in our social club anymore that much i do know
>>19078092
>92
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:24:49 AM
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>>19078138
In our wrestling promotion? He's gotta goooooo
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:25:57 AM
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>>19078123
LOL that popped me, the visual is hilarious
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 6:30:05 AM
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>>19077919
How many moulinyans was it?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 5:11:32 PM
No.19081863
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To be seven feet tall... and just get raped like that... it's a disgrace
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:42:16 PM
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>>19077919
You know,Kwabsimodo predicted all of this
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:44:43 PM
No.19083142
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WHATEVER YOU NEED
WHATEVER YOU GOT
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:47:03 PM
No.19083152
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>>19083896
>>19078092
>92
You want compromise ?
How about this
14 brothas in the alley
They wanted to fuck a woman
They jacked into nash instead
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:36:38 PM
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>>19083152
compromise or compassion?
>>19076535 (OP)
Welp. I was excited for a sopranos wrestling thread but turns out it's all just played out rape fanfic.