Thread 19076822

>>19076822 (OP)
CYKA BLYATT

Based MFTs

>return
>get belt
holy

>>19076822 (OP)
Good for him

>>19076822 (OP)
Lmfao

Wtf I thought that was Dragon Lee earlier

KEK WHAT A FUCKING BITCH

>>19076854
I thought he might. He's an incredible wrestler and that's what I would've done if I was booking.

Soul has returned

>get back from injury
>win a belt
This bodes well for Buddy :)

Mft's saving the segment

YEYEYEYEYEYE

APOLOGIZE

Next Wargames setup

Could they turn one of the midcard belts into an ongoing open challenge, somewhat 24/7esque but since it's an open challenge the people winning it are more hesitant to do so?

Glad the protagonist of WWE showed up.

Fucking based match. Based Ilja. Good shit.

so um
did ilja join the MFTs

MFTs are hilarious I need even more also bring back YEYEYEYEYEYE IMMEDIATELY

New War Games match since Seth is out?

ok, has the tall somoan ever been in a match?

>>19076886
How did he and Jimmy get all the charisma and Jey got fuck all?

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19076881
He better do open challenges too

melo fans are SEEETHING

boobs mahalo

YEYEYEYEYEYE

>>19076886
We do love SOLO here

>MFT vs. the Wyatts
Most dimeless feud of all time

>>19076890
He did it

Show is jam packed lol wtf is going on

>>19076901
Melo and Ilja had some great matches so I wouldn't mind seeing more.

who will the wyatts recruit for their fifth man?!

Spooky Coconuts v.s. Spooky Rednecks: The Undimening

>>19076901
They should be. At leat Melo doesn't have an ugly neck tat

>>19076822 (OP)
Please please please Faggot H give us Ilja vs Gunther at Mania

YEYEYEYEYEYEbros we are so fucking back

>>19076911
Robot Bray

>>19076901
oh jej i did not even think of this
HOLY FUCKING KWAB MELO

why add the wyats to this? leave them in orlando

>>19076908
Melo vs Ilja GAB was fantastic

>>19076911
Apollo Crews with the bleeding eye powers

>>19076896
jey gets rikishi's love and attention
although perhaps that is because jey is the runt of the litter
chicken and egg type thing you know

Did something happen to uncle howdy or something where has he been?

Okay steak nuggets sound good

>>19076918
shut up. Bray wyatt is being raped in hell

Did Bo kwab himself again or what?

>>19076911
Matt Hardy

>had to feed my sister's baby while she pumping
>do the YEYEYEYEYE every time i put the spoon in his mouth
>it pops him

>>19076822 (OP)
I don't know what's worse. HHH eye for talent or his booking

>>19076937
Woah man... okay?

>>19076935
bo was injured for some time but it has been legit fucking forever since that was reported. and i don't think the specific kind of injury was reported.

>>19076907
The ratings are going down and if things didn't change then the ratings will be below 1 million. Todays episode and last week seems to be booked well for now

>>19076935
he ran out of QR Codes

>>19076911
You are beautiful on the inside
You are innocence personified
And I will drag you down and sell you out
Run away

>>19076946
YOURE NEXT

happy for Dragunov by why didnt he just beat Sami clean? did we really need a Solo distraction

>>19076911
No one. Nikki will use her supernatural powers and beat up the samoans

>>19076911
Anonymous from /pw/

Bianca Belair still works there? We never needed her at all.

>>19076907
people have been complaining for months that smackdown has been awful and road dogg doesn't know what he's doing. the ratings reflect this, even outside of the new nielsen method. so they brought in a creative team to wrangle road dogg and will probably be doing some NXT callups.

Ilja Dragonov fucking stinks. I don't know why you stupid smarks love him so much. He has future AEW TNT champion written all over him.

WWE is a global phenomenon.

They need to do a PPV in Japan.

>>19076966
it was more or less clean, since Sami countered the distraction

>>19076975
N E G A T I V E A S S

>>19076961
GOOOLDBERG

I thought the rhea arselicking show was over? Why are we still getting recaps?

Arby's logo on this is foul

>>19076966
sami might win the rumble, he needs to be kept strong if they're gonna put a world title on him

>>19076979
Japan is broke as fuck and they can't afford WWE, all for the best.
Fuck the Japs and if you've got problem with that, fuck you too.

>>19076979
I just want to see Lyra Valkyria wrestle Mayu Iwatani

>>19076995
mayu would never waste her time with a midcarder

Giulia didn't show up for work today

>>19076991
They brought it to you, it couldn’t have happened without Arby’s

Kiana's shiny breasts are out

>>19076992
Ugh I dont want this faggot winning the Rumble. Just have him win the vacant world title at the Royal Rumble.

who's the sexy secretary?

Damn so they showed Tiffy at home during the Sol match and now we get the actual queen Tiffy

Holy booba

>>19076999
She's a midcard champ right now though

holy fuck Kiana

>>19076992
Chris Jericho will win it this year though

Who the fuck is this bitch?

We love you MCMG!

>2 weeks
Been irrelevant ever since

>>19076822 (OP)
despite the retarded tattoo that makes him look even more russian than normal, ilja is still the best wrestler in the world

>>19077015
Finally a quality opponent for Tiffy

swear to god I forgot MCMG were in this company

NO

NO TAG TEAM SHIT

ELIMINATE THIS DIVISION COMPLETELY

>>19077015
Delicious boobies

NFTs are gonna give Fatu a storyline injury so he can deal with healing his gunshot wound

RAISE YOUR FIST

RAISE YOUR DICKS

>>19077015
Kayley Gunner and who?

>have the same match one year later
Grim

>>19077018
I like that he's showing up and getting fully established again while Gunther is still gone. He'll get nice and built up before they wrestle again.

>>19077001
She's in Japan

fraxiom vs mcmg was good

>>19077005
for me, ideally AJ wins the vacant title and punk wins the rumble. or vice versa.
realistically i think the main guys who have a chance at the rumble this year are sami, punk and bron

I don't like spics

>>19077015
man, how effective would a facial feminization surgery would be on Tiffy?

>>19076992
where is this idea that samis winning the Rumble? because they havent really built any angle with Sami and Cody for the past few months

this is going to be high-ly boring.

RAZOR FIST

another return is coming tonight

Ok but where has Dolph Ziggler NIIII poster gone

>>19077043
That's her AFTER facial feminization surgery.

>>19077044
sami is undefeated in saudi arabia. he's the new mansoor

I still can't believe they still nerf Berto, he is almost Ricochet levels of flippy but never shows it

>>19077044
all sami has been talking about lately is how he's never been a world champion but he will be one day + the rumble is in saudi

>>19077054
I wonder if Ludwig makes her put on the Grande Americano mask during sex.

>berto is taller and bigger
>angel is the powerhouse
What are they doing here?

>>19077059
apparently they broke up over the summer

smackdown is such a dead brand KWAB

>>19077037
I hope she stays long enough to be in Grand Destiny on the 26th.

i thought berto would have a match in the sami zayn challenge
i was wrong

Is SmackDown kind of stuttering in places for anyone else?

Can't watch right now did GOD actually get Guerilla Tactics back

>>19077057
he's tall, hanssome, charismatic and insanely athletic. they probably intentionally don't let him do shit because people are protecting their spots

>>19077070
Would've been great. Berto is based for a flipper

>>19077074
No, been flawless on my pirated Netflix stream, sorry!

>>19077015
finally some goon booking in Smackdown, thank you Shawn

>>19077064
Proof?

>>19077064
I understand why he did it.

>>19077064
how do you know, buddyboy?

>>19077081
he really impressed me in the singles match he had with LA knight a few months ago
they dropped the berto face turn angle i guess when contract negotiations with santos broke down

>>19077015
>Tiff completely covers her booba
Bitch

>>19077084
They haven't posted any pictures together in a while

>>19077076
>Guerilla Tactics
If that's music, I don't think so.

>>19077087
Charles slid up into his DMs

>>19077091
That was an awesome match, and so was his match with Fenix. I'd totally buy in to a Berto singles run.

>>19077098
hehehhehehehehehe

tag team matches were the best thing in smackdown until the wyatts now just piss breaks

if the wyatts are in survivor series im not fucking watching.

>>19077098
I'd let Charles slide into mine, iykwim.

>>19076822 (OP)
Mcmg boring

>>19077108
Guaranteed that you will watch and complain about it.

Hunter should be fired over not gettinf MCMG over. For fucks sake

I really like Angel, Berto, Rey Fenix, Dragon Lee - these tortilla niggas know what they doin!

excellent match so far

>>19077042
How's your ICE application going?

>>19076822 (OP)
I can't believe he got it before Americano or Chad Gable

Garza are dimes

>>19077130
Smack is the workrate show yet again

>>19077124
how do you convince a bunch of overweight middle aged white guys to cheer for two 40 year old sawdusted manlets? even if they are good at doing flippy shit, there is nothing for them fellas to be interested in.

>>19077134
i thought chad coming back and taking it off of him would have been an almost fitting repayment for triple nose completely fumbling gable's 2024 and sami cucking him out of his moment

>>19077120
nope

NO
FREAKING
WAY
IT'S FRAXIOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garzas carried

>>19076822 (OP)
He hit that Torpedo Moskau like he was actually willing to die

>>19077140
Idk how about you watch their run as the most over tag team in TNA and get back to me

Candice is so fucking hot

>You know where we have been for the last two months?
No, but I wish you would have stayed there.

>>19077108
its gonna be Wyatts MTF's for Wargames

candice is hot why do people call her a granny
she's older than charles yet looks younger and better

AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN

why is tomato sperging out

Should've given the Garzas the W here. We don't need these sawdusted uncs on TV.

>I can tell by your face you missed us

I chuckled

Why is the RAW tag division so dog shit compared to Smackdown's?

>>19077134
he was always bound to greatness since he beat Goontz

>>19077155
you mean when they were in their 20s and not their 40s

That was a funny bit

>>19077155
>watch some shit from 2 decades ago
nah

>>19077165
for some reason HHH put all the good teams on smack and all the bad teams on raw

Candice should do a Hayley Williams gimmick

>>19077165
Lack of personality

Drew bros... we got fucked again.

Jacob is ded

DAMN they showed teeth
that's badass

Welp the home town crowd gets nothing

Oh they got Jacob coughing up blood and teeth

I guess he ain't making it to the ring eh ;^)

>>19077155
I know who they are and what they've done, but im not the one WWE has to convince.

FATU DEAD

Was that his fucking teeth?

>>19077160
Worked by makeup

Welp, guess the Jew was right.

oh n-

>>19077172
its because he put all the good women on raw and all the bad ones on smackdown. he learned how to book from svr07 gm mode

HE IS INJURED

>>19077179
makes no sense>>19077180

>>19077096
https://youtu.be/eN81n6wN2Xk?si=Xa1Yzm-MMxF7stiR
GUERILLA TACTICS
WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH

JUST

MELTZER HATERS BTFO

Just like the Gypsy said

How did Fatu even get injured?

jacob is fucking DEAD

my god they killed jacob fatu

Drew v Cody

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING DIED

>>19077171
>watching anything modern
Lmao you love goyslop

>Drew vs Cody on Main Event
IT'S TIME FOR THE SAME EVENT

>>19077193
lmao are those supposed to be teeth?

>>19077193
SO MUCH FOR YOUR WEREWOLF TEETH BITCH
YAAAADDDAAAAMEANNNNN

Who attacked Fatu???

i thought he had blood on the neck but it was his hair

>>19077194
i feel like people let their hatred for big dave get in the way of his reporting. he's usually right about this stuff. not always, he sometimes gets it right, but besides subhojeet there's no one i trust more for dirt.

Drew vs... Randy?
Aleister Black?
Who? Who?

>>19077199
He got a 15 lbs. shelf toppled onto him.

>>19077206
And you're a fossil on your last legs

Didn't Drew do that to Roman as well?

Netflixbros, are your doot doot doots speeding up and slowing down or is it my connection?

I don't think it was the mfts it was Drew

>>19077211
Jade

>>19077124
they look like jobbers

>>19077228
I wish Jade attack my dick with her ass

>the Jew made a desperate phone call to get Fatu shoot injured
fucking grm, is there no lengths these people won’t go?

So he does have a IRL injury. Fucking gay. This was Jacob’s time.

>>19077225
It’s your connection retard

>>19077220
>y-you're slightly older than me!
Another zoomer completely gotten to

Oh no.

Is that trainer a tranny or just really really drag queen looking make up

>>19077249
>WWE do a cool angle
>THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK AT ME!!!!
fuck off

BRING OBA IN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

how did Fatu get injured? was it at a house show

>>19077249
>lol WWE is using AI to do their programming
also
>let's check AI to see if WWE programming is good

Drew's winning the title tonight.

>>19077249
grok don't miss

>>19077249
OH NO.

>>19077214
The fact that he's an insufferable asshole doesn't bother you? He's right a lot of the time but, he's also very wrong just enough that he should at least be humble instead of acting like some wrestling oracle. Fuck that kike for destroying the ecosphere.

>>19077211
Shane

>>19077261
exposing the jews?

>>19077256
Reports are saying it's a non-wrestling related injury. Probably kwabed himself in the gym or some shit

Oh, here’s the issue they forgot to reply yes.

Who's Drew jobbing to tonight?

Corporate Cody

>>19077264
no not really. dave is so autistic that he becomes based and no sells all the retarded antismarks that are so obsessed with him that i've started to like him. he always goes over.

this acting from all involved is so fucking bad lmao

NUMBER ONE CTHONTHENDER MATH

Cody did it

10 mins left

drew HAS to win this or he is beyond buried.

Cody fighting with a suit on?

He's gonna wrestle in his suit pants?

Cody is not gonna gear up? mmm kinda sus

Ngl Cody looks like a heel rn like corporate rock

OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA OBA

why would they show an ad during this? man wtf

Maika is ready for wwe

Overrun bros..... are we back?

either Drew wins or this match is getting DQ by a call up

>>19077302
Pirate stream still going! Cody’s opened up!

Drew is gonna ass rape Cody because his bussy always looks so nice in his tight pants.

how would you guys rate my booking tonight?

Why would cody give a shit about jacob fatu that guy beat the shit out of him a bunch of times

i think drew is going to win.
this episode is like a soft reset for smackdown. after all the months of garbage. HHH is keenly aware that people hate smackdown and that people think nothing happens outside of big 4 PPVs.
with the ratings trending down and the new writing team needing to make an impression, he delivered a good show and will have a shocking conclusion to give people a reason to tune in weekly.

Why is Cody acting like a heel?

Drew has to win in a random pin here, right?

>>19077074
nope

>>19077311
grok you unironically have done a better job than road dogg was doing over the last few months

Is the match on or not

Imagine if Drew wins this one

>>19077313
makes some sense, he did the same for raw this week

>>19077312
>jacob
>rhea
>priest
I do not understand how any of these guys still didn’t get any comeuppance and I’m supposed to cheer them on as faces because they do catchphrases or are nice to one or two people.

DREWBROS WE ARE EATING TONIGHT

Lmao he's actually wrestling in a suit

>>19077322
Now it is

If Drew loses he looks like a geek

Somebody is getting raped tonight by the end of this program

are the rumors true? drew is gay?

if drew loses this there is genuinely no coming back
i've said that before but i really mean it this time

What if Drew wins

Drew could win the match, and not get the championship because it wasn't a sanctioned championship match.

>>19077336
I am so horny

suit cody about to be on the 2K store for $20

>>19077339
he was gay, drew mcintyre?

Wtf is this booking?

Commentary is being very careful to not say this is a title match so Drew is winning and then Nick is going to say yeah you won, but it wasn’t for the title.

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19077339
apparently he has several VHS copies of the 92 incident for private consumption.

>fingers to the eyes
>cloths throwing
why is Cody wrestling like a heel

>>19077332
Not like he wasn't been acting like a geek for a while now
In fact, it's funnier when Drew cuts these joker promos and loses like a geek

screwed mcintyre

Cody has a nice cunt

Ok but how would Drew pin super Cody in a 8 minute match?

>>19077359
To set up for SNME

>>19077351
Only $20? Could sell for $39.99 easy these days.

kek Cody is feral

i love drew but i don't really like his emote
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SEX with the tattooed girl in the front row

>>19077363
"Sonetimes, doing the right thing doesn't look like the right thing."

>>19077374
Cody, the Cuban werewolf

Cody became the Werecuban? what the fuck is going on here?

>>19077370
Is the next PLE really fucking SNME?

DREW'S GONNA DO A 619

>>19077369
Drew cheating

>>19077357
Women like that make me so hard

>>19077359
lmaooooooo no way they do this right?

The whore in the front row with the sleeve tat and bright red lips is working my cock into a shoot.

>>19077363
Because this is his heel turn. He is the one who took out Jacob.

>>19077359
This. Drew will win and they will tell him that what he won is the right to be a contender, not the title.

TIMEKEEPER HAS THE BELT

>>19077397
Are you asking if there’s no way they do a dusty finish with the guy who can’t shut up about his dad being dusty??

the shoe is off

>DQ
Codeman pls

heel cody?

WTF

>>19077384
No. SNME is on Peacock now.

CODY HEEL TURN
CODY HEEL TURN
BOTTOM TEXT

Best smackdown i've seen in a long time

kek that crowd got such a shit main event with the face cheating to win

Cheating cunt

HOLY SHIT

oh wow Cody DQ

Drew and Cody are stiffing the fuck out of each other kek

kek what the fuck

>>19077411
No, retard.

Damn, ChatGPT is cooking with quality propane tonight, if you ask me.

>>19077424
ROLE MODEL

noooo my hero wouldn't do that

Mark my words
Drew is the new Karrion Kross

>>19077417
Probably a dark match afterwards.

>>19077411
>>19077415
No. He's being a face with a spine. The hero we need and deserve.

Screwed again. Shoulda went to AEW

love Cody's fat pussy

>>19077417
He didnt win daft cunt

Why is Cody so mad??

DREW BITCHED OUT

PERC CODY

Best SmackDown in a long long time

Later, marks.

>>19077426
If an AI booked this show tonight, never give the pen to anyone else ever again

>>19077438
Because Drew dropped a metal support beam on Jacob that made him bleed profusely

BASED LEE FITTING

>>19077438
hes tired of Drews bitching

>>19077443
I'm disappointed about Drew not winning

>>19077443
that part

WHERE IS MY RESIDENT ALIEN

this AI ChatGPT booking is lit

thanks Lee GPT

seems like the chatgpt script for smackdown is good

>>19077455
He techinically did

>>19077455
it was a DQ so technically he did

surprisingly good smackdown, HHH really took that C rating from ESPN to heart

drew got clapped

where are they keeping Oba chained?

Man if I was in San Jose, hyped to see Jacob in the ring, I’d be pissed the fuck off right now

Oba is in a limbo

>>19077475
the NXT basement until Trick takes the title from Ricky

>>19077314
Cody’s always ruthless when he gets mad. Only exception was WM41 because “can’t hit muh hero :(“

>>19077459
Main Event – Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Drew McIntyre – Undisputed WWE Championship

Cody competes in his suit, emphasizing confidence and composure as a champion.

McIntyre targets Cody’s restraint, forcing him into a more aggressive style as the match intensifies.

Finish: After a heated exchange, Cody snaps and strikes Drew with the championship belt, resulting in a DQ.

Cody stands tall post-match, belt raised, his demeanor cold and detached — suggesting the beginning of a moral unraveling.

>>19077424
Is this bayley?

ChatGPT BOOKED THIS?

>>19077475
>>19077487
>>19077494
oba is not getting called up yet
he hasn't returned to tv but he's been working NXT house shows since dropping the title
https://x.com/Taboy225/status/1976869218433089708
i have genuinely no idea what else there is for him to do in NXT. fantastic NA title run. fantastic main title run. got over. had great matches. gets it. has a clue. tag run?

>>19077590
Jevon Oba tag team could be dimes

>>19077638
i also thought it'd be a jevon oba team but now that jevon has found his long lost brother i think they'll stick them together in a team and make oba and trick do a "can they coexist" odd couple thing

>>19077443
That part.