Thread 19077252

>>19077252 (OP)
Context

>>19077252 (OP)
How do I acquire a brain?

>>19077252 (OP)
>dave
kys

>>19077252 (OP)
cooked that pig

>asks a simple question
>Dave goes ballistic
Why does Dave attack all these nobodies anyway?

>>19077381
dave used to wrestle.

>>19077252 (OP)
kek Dave never fucking misses

>>19077402
Having sex with farm animals is not wrestling. Unless try to rape a horse, but then it becomes more of a street fight.

Rip bozo.
You come at The King you best not miss, piglets.
#PackWatch

>>19077437
dave wrestled, dude

>>19077439
Dave has jobbed to /pw/ before, ya numbnuts. he can't make it out here with the wolves.

Reads eerily a lot like someone spamming WWE hate on /pw/

>>19077252 (OP)
Take a shower, hit the weights, acquire a brain

Why does anyone care about Meltzer's opinion? I mean if you agree with him, cool, but he's just any other TV or movie reviewer.

>>19077533
Reapply your clown paint

>>19077252 (OP)
Dave is the expert on how to acquire brains with his Shibata scoop, after all...

>>19077437
>>>/an/5060886

>>19077533
e-drones are insecure

>>19077452
Id iterally beat him to death with my bare knuckles. Just relentlessly beating until I have to pick bits of skull fragments out of my knuckles. The entire time I would say
>Dare ya to wrestle me kike

>>19077319
in all fairness if he says it's good every time it goes down, week by week, then it's just comical

>>19077533
anti-Meltzerites insist he is the ultimate authority on everything wrestling related and if you try and tell them otherwise they have a tantrum

>>19079951
What the fuck lmao?
What kind of queer jew flipshitting gaslighting is this?

>>19077252 (OP)
this kike shits on the 80s and 90s but is ok with the omegas and young bucks giving themselves concussions 5 times a week

>>19079951
i think it's more that he's emblematic of everything they hate about smarks, which is a word so outdated now it's hard to even tell what it's supposed to be mean
i feel like cornette is the opposite, you can just shit on cornette and you're basically just shitting on a group of the wrestling fandom by extension, whether or not cornette agrees with them on specific things
this is a very gay way of viewing the world by the way

>>19079980
woah dude not cool, they give him "insider info" so its a-ok

>>19079980
>shits on the 80s and 90s
i haven't listened to him in a decade but i'm pretty sure 80s and 90s japanese wrestling is that man's bread and butter
he also still calls Flair the goat, and not for his 2000s run lol

Dronies are so embarrassing

>>19080010
Flair didnt take neck bumps you idiot, Meltzer definitely overrated Misawa/Kawada/Kobashi doing that.....and Misawa died from taking a neck bump in his early 40s. Meltzer still hasnt apologized for being a sicko

>>19079964
I've done it. Try it yourself. Try and convince a Meltzer deranged poster that Meltzer is not the final authority on wrestling and they go berserk at you.

>>19077252 (OP)
Dave is literally the only person in the world saying those numbers are good and he's lying kek

>>19080191
He's a lolcow and you're a coping tranny.

>>19080211
He's only a lolcow to smarks.

>>19080191
Yeah dude he's an industry renowned joke, what are you talking about

>>19080212
No, smarks are the only people(or more accurately, subhumans) who don't consider Meltzer a lolcow I'm afraid.

>>19080204
We have a wheelchair ridden drunken buffoon who mirrors his thoughts but I guess you're right, he isn't a person, maybe subperson at best but I also don't think meltzer is a human either he's some sort of interplanetary retard bacteria with ears and a nose

>>19077437
>unless try to rape
good morning sir

>>19080229
I'm afraid you are a smark. And the non-smarks AKA casual regular people and journalists consider Dave to be a legit journalist which is why he's featured on CNN and is the go to person for wrestling stories.

>>19080234
I've heard Chinese scholars talk like that, fool.

>>19080232
wordfilter absolutely bodying this jabroni

>>19080235
Nice bait kek

>>19080235
>CNN
lol you would

>>19080243
What got filtered? Nothing?

>>19077252 (OP)
>everyone with a brain
shibata bros...

>>19077319
>new way to tabulate ratings
>just imagine a bunch of streaming numbers

>>19080243
Viciously bodied yourself here, smark.

>>19077252 (OP)
R Fraid so

>>19077320
You tell me.

kek dave is so desperate
aew must be on the verge of death

Time again for a thread with all the tweets where Dave insults his adversaries?

Cooked that pig

I want to legitimately set up a no holds barred match in a cage to beat this Jewish fuck to death in

>>19077320
Find the Japanese doctors who operated on Shibata.

Just imagine the release of tension and upsettedness to push a coward fuckboy aew jewish journalist plant into the dirt while afterwards looking around at the grey matter to wonder if you are safe from reppit persecution

>>19077252 (OP)
Daves favorite promotion is dying.