Thread 19080334

I am curious if they could handle this: I left a half eaten bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's in my passenger seat 8 hrs ago and just walked outside to eat it. Are my chances of survival the same as someone like Ryback or Braun Strowman, if I finish it?
Now here is a bonus quiz: which wrestler had a finisher called "the cheeseburger splash"? If you can name the decade as well, I'll drive drunk to Wendy's and buy a new sandwich, and feed this one to my neighbors dog

>>19080334 (OP)
You should be fine if it doesn't have mayo on it

>>19080334 (OP)
They put so many preservatives in that shit, dude. 8 hours might as well just been 18 minutes. I'm sure you'll be fine but maybe this is a good opportunity to think about your life and the choices that lead you to where you're at today.

Bonus Quiz: Randy Lahey, 2003 at Sunnyvale Summer Slam.

>>19080341
>>19080343
I was gonna eat it and not drive drunk to Wendy's but you got my quiz right and it also has mayo D: I am getting a baked pah-tah-tah, chili, fries, and I'll decide on the burger when I'm there

>>19080334 (OP)
You'll be right mate

>>19080356
>I'll decide on the burger when I'm there
Double Baconator with extra cheese, brother.

>>19080364
kek forgot to remove my name from the other thread. Mmmmm sorry boys, jacks on me tonight.

Also >>19080356
don't drive drunk, if you're gonna order all that shit just doordash it save yourself the life ruining DUI or family friendly t-bone.

>>19080356
>it's not that far
>i mean, you're hungry
>there's probably barely anyone on the road anyway
>hell, i'm not telling you anything you don't already know

>>19080367
I feel bad because you're being nice but no lol I refuse to ever drive drunk and admit I was joking to ease your worries my brother. I'm just gonna eat this burger with mayo I have left, with my extra packet of ranch dipping sauce.

>>19080369
I spent like 30 or 40 dollars on accident last time I went to BK. I thought whoppers were still a dollar and was too embarrassed when the total came up to say "no, sorry, I'm going to Wendy's"

>>19080376
>was too embarrassed when the total came up to say
fear is the mind killer

>>19080377
Killed my wallet too!!
>Everything you want to eat is on the other side of fear
~General Colonel Sanders

and beer is the mind chiller haha nahmean

>>19080394
THE Buddy Rose?!?!

>>19080390
>>19080390
You wrong for that nadadajust kidding
>>19080394
Are there more wrestling food ads that generous anons can post? Fries in a cup is pure class

>>19080334 (OP)
OP is based for once. Fast food is good for 2-3 days in open air minus insect shit

>>19080397
How about WWF New York, which was aparrently run by corrupt motherfuckers constantly bootlegging merch without kicking up to the company? We've had some killer threads about it lol

>>19080397
McDolands used to do a thing called a bucket o fries where they would fill a super sized cup with them and keep in mind this is when they ingredients were just potatoes beef tallow and salt.

>>19080416
SuperSize Me and it's consequences have been a disaster for a whole generation (they probably became somewhat thinner)

>>19080414
I actually went here with my dad once and it was one of the most bizarre and experiences of my life. They used to pay have fake Kanes there where some shmuck would dress up as the Big Red Machine and retarded marks would act like it was really Glenn Jacobs. My dad clowned on him the entire time to make me laugh cause he saw how disappointed I was. The food also fucking sucked.

>>19080422
They really didn't because people were still blaming things like trans fats and saturated fats when the real problem was and still is the fact that everything in America has like 30% more sugar in it than anywhere else. Also the fact that artificial sweeteners are terrible for you in general and don't help reduce weight.

Just eat less food it’s not hard

>>19080416
I don't remember that but I do remember supersizing. You can still buy the same amount of fries it just costs a lot more which is an evil practice. Taco Bell only requests 50c to double my beef so why is only McDonald's chasing the health train for crocodile care and profit? Shameful
>>19080422
Everyone got fatter though!
>>19080414
>>19080416
Thank you lol I only remember Pastamania but not this, sounds like kino memories, anon

Bad news btw, a raccoon spooked me and I dropped my hamburger in the dirt so I made a cup of ramen v.v

>>19080438
??? I ate maybe 500 calories today

I am going to drive to Del Taco and Zaxby's, then make a pitstop at Culvers and then hit the hotdog restaurant in midtown before making a visit to circle k for another hotdog on my way back home.

>>19080433
Many still do.
They think that the fats are bad because the people on TV say it's bad, they have Dr. in their name so it must be true.
The fats then got replaced with sugars and transfats / fat derivatives and all of a sudden obesity shot up.
Then the sugars got blamed and they decided to remove the sugars that actually satiate you and make you sick if you overeat, and replaced them with sugar derivative products which don't satiate you so you consume way more of it.
Meanwhile the people who stuck with good ole tallow and straight barely refined sugar are skin to the bone or fit.