Thread 19080933

>>19080933 (OP)
So this is the real wrestling that obese smelly smarks feel superior watching

>>19080933 (OP)
>>Let's do the same thing but 25% slower.
blud just described every WWE match ever

>>19080944
>instant seethe
AEWtists are subhuman.

>>19080933 (OP)
>>19080945
What happened to all the flips?

>>19080933 (OP)
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

>>19080933 (OP)
That's the gayest thing I've seen this week

Ricochet was still rusty when he came in but he's fine now

>>19080933 (OP)
not only this but they recreated that same spot each single time they faced off like the first 3 or 4 times. It was so fucking lame.
I can't believe this garbage is what is considered 'good' wrestling now.

>>19081510
Its not? Nobody watches the tranny rodeo.

>>19081499
Haven't looked in a mirror recently, eh?

>>19080941
Who is that exactly.
No one watches this shit, as you remind everyone every day.

>>19080945
at what point is any of this supposed to hurt the other guy

>>19081520
there is still gay flippy shit in WWE/NXT though

>>19080933 (OP)
the original match was supposed to be the Dude Perfect or Ken Block Gymkhana moment of pro wrestling meant to pop you once and then if they could actually work a real professional wrestling match with ring psychology and fan appeal

but no, some senile retard "journalist" has convinced a cult of internet faggots and the autistic son of a wealthy benefactor that this is the golden standard or professional wrestling

>>19080945
>holds up arm for no reason

>>19081510
No one outside of Meltzer and the trannies who still tune into this crap think this is good.
Shame WWE is pretty much dog crap as well. There is no good wrestling in the West, and even puroresu is in a dark age of its own.

>>19081589
You'd know better if you actually watched anything American other than WWE or AEW.

>>19080945
I hate "run past an opponent who slaps you on the back" spots so much.

>>19080945
The last part is completely pointless, indefensible

>>19081612
I'm not a hater of indies and am definitely open to recommendations, friend.

>>19080945
You can find clips of Cornette talking about this before he became a grifter and it’s really funny. He’s like “ya know, both these guys are talented and it’s very impressive but they went too far.” Now he would be all “THIS MATCH IS A COWABUNGA PIECE OF DOG SHIT WHAT WERE THEY THINKING”.

>>19080945
I hate this so much, and I'm a puroresu fan.

>>19083077
for me is that gay super hero pose at the end

>>19081548
Hey I think Ospreay threw one half hearted punch in there that missed by like 5 feet

>>19081589
There is nothing appealing about pro wrestling right now except fat-assed latinas in Mexico. It's why Steph Vaquer is so popular.

>>19081758
Jim got a clue.

>>19080945
I don't get it.
Maybe I am stupid, but aren't they supposed to be fighting?
Trying to get an advantage over each other?
If you see that your opponent has jumped in the air, would you not try to grab and powerbomb him?
Why are you tapping the other guy on the back? If you see him going for the ropes, shouldn't you also go for the ropes yourself instead of stopping all momentum to stand still in the middle of the ring?
What is the combat advantage provided by whatever the fuck Ricochet is doing at 0:05-0:08?

>>19084183
Yeah, that's why spotfest wrestling sucks.
I was sore about New Japan losing a lot of talent, but I was happy to see these two go.

>>19080933 (OP)
>>19080945
Ospreay briefly manifested a clue in NJPW then lost it and now he's just a slower version of himself 40lbs lighter and a decade younger
Grim

the superhero pose has go away heat with me brother, much more so than the flips. fucking self marks

>>19080945
this is the moment when Meltzer fell in love

>>19084236
I swear the 3 point landing pose was already getting memed on more than a decade ago in capeshit and vidya, how can they still do this stuff without feeling utterly embarrassed?
Riccochet and Ospreay are the type of person who'd walk around in black leather trenchcoats after watching the Matrix and think it actually makes them cool.

At least they make some half-hearted attempt to strike each other in this one.

>>19080945
The stupid marvel pose never fails to piss me off. I hate that this is the gold standard for most of modern wrestling.