Thread 19085326

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

How To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)

MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

Hobbs sounds like a white dude, wtf

WE JUST KEEP WINNING SICKOS

Where my hanger bros at

Card looks great! If you need a stream for the PPV, I got you!

https://discord.gg/N8xHFF83s

>>19085326 (OP)

THIS ONLY GAMETHRAD 2


YOU CANT FUCKING COUNT PRE SHOW GAMETHREADS


ONLY GAMETHRAD 2 NOT 4

>>19085330
>Nobody believes Joe is winning tonight
I shoot believe Joe is winning tonight.

ICE ad. Drink.

>>19085326 (OP)
>#4

FAKE THREAD COUNT DO NOT REDEEEM SARS
THREAD IS NUMBER FIVE
KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL AND REMAKE AND RERVERT

Double J just cut a better promo for HangDong than Donger has ever done for himself

>4 matches on a 1 hour pre-show
>gotta rush the last one
I hope a lesson was learned here

>Overrun on the pre-show to a PPV
What did award winning booker Tony Khan mean by this?

>5 minutes

FUGGIN RUN BOYS

>>19085344
usually I am but I gotta Go with Joe

Will Dax's stalker interrupt the match tonight?

I gotta stop chugging ginger ale or I'm gonna get a migraine, I never fuckin learn

>>19085357
Sicko booking pls understand

>this match will bleed into WrestleDream
Tony, bro, what the fuck is this. Who fucked up the time management on this show

>>19085357
let him cook

Deadby allin

Need to see this little faggot fall from the rafters and splatter like a little fucking KWAB

Deadby allen

>>19085366
notice how ftr hair has no stalkers, wonder why

>>19085366
I'm checking on him right now

ha ha holy fucking shit they are racing. way to go boys

>>19085366
I feel like he's just one of those people who craves, drama, theater, dysfunction, madness
He doesn't feel whole if he's not trying to get attention

>>19085368
Ur bitchmade

>FTR on screen
>My mom says "look it's the Faggy Tards"

>>19085344
>Where my hanger bros at
Nowhere. We all hate that faggot lol

>>19085357
>this ones for my sickos

bailey should be relegated to maple leaf

>he's actually gonna start the match on the preshow and end it on the PPV
I think MJF introduced Tony to his rabbi.

what the fuck is that noise

J E T S P E E D

>>19085387
Says the 90 pound jeet with shit running down his leg

This sheet metal sounding shit on TNT is pretty ominous.

4 minute FTR pre show match lol suck a dick "best tag team in the world"

Is the fucking arena being bombed?

My dad just walked in and called me an ugly retarded faggot for watching this. He smacked me in the face and told me to watch WWE

>>19085389
your mom is trashy

>>19085396
>it keeps happening

>that Thunder noise
Are they fighting in a war zone?

>>19085379
he did, they're buried deep in his back 40 now

i thought the noise was coming from my PC
wtf tony

bro these niggas fast as fuck they're doing sonic booms every time they take a step

>>19085406
He's just mad because he's not as gay as you.

>>19085406
which one of your dads was that

>>19085406
You are an ugly retarded faggot, but watching this has nothing to do with it.

it's going to end in a draw

>>19085406
strap him down and suck his dick and keep shouting "WHO'S THE FAG NOW" to show dominance

>>19085396
>>19085402
>>19085405
>>19085410
it's pouring out according to the anon that's attending

I ain't watching this shit

>>19085406
your dad is dead and you are old

>>19085408
You watch AEW and don't make fun of it

Do you AEWsissies realize that once AEW dies you are not going to be welcomed back into the WWE universe?
You will have nowhere to go.
Come back while you still can.

>even the AEW interviewers aren't going to watch this shit
KEK

I'm sorry, but this is sloppy. You're starting off the PPV with a tailgate match.

I kinda like being 10 seconds behind, get to check the gamethread and it's like I can see the future

i thought i was free from ftr on the main card
tony why

>>19085431
I'll just watch Jap shit

>>19085429
kek anon throwin' live rounds

>>19085422
spooky rain

>Tony with a preshow over run
Is he mad?

>>19085431
>test
no that's vince

>opens to fighting and pyro
based

what the frick is a "tailgate" match

What the fuck is happening kek

It's JetSpeed's sonic boom sound effects when they hit fast offense...do you niggas even watch the shows?

Hahaha based

If you weren't watching the tailgate show, you must be really confused right now

HAHAHAH SUCK MY COCK TONY
IM WATCHING FOR FREE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

>>19085434
>>19085436
>>19085441
card subject to change :)

>>19085431
Rather watch nothing and AI booking slop. Fucking drone

This is a based start

>>19085431
I would return if the funny old perverted bastard were still there, not the bald old cunt with the giant nose

Tony cooked

>>19085422
Kek that was probably my post
Thankfully it looked like the rain stopped last time I checked

Absolutely hilarious intro

shit picked up nicely as soon as the pape started

we need kyle fletcher vs mike bailey, for reasons

this shit is so gay

>pyro in the middle of a match
oddly kino, never seen that before

What the fuck?
Sloppiest opening to a PPV in history.
Tony once again is fucking blind to how most people see this shit.
What the hell man.

this start fucking sucks because it's fucking FTR. I don't want to see them on the pre show or main show and now I had to see them on fucking both. Day ruined.

>>19085473
Yeah it kinda worked

It's like watching a wrestle dream

>>19085473
very WCW pilled

leave stoke alone

>>19085472
try turning your monitor on, that should fix it

knight needs to ditch that cringe loser

why is the res so fucking low

>>19085473
18+ board. WCW would have pyro for the third hour almost weekly.

I WANT MY TOYS ON THE SHOW NOW!
NOW NOW NOW!
I CANT STRUCTIURE A PLE BECAUSE IM A GAY LITTLE BOTTOM BOY!

>>19085474
Happens on UFC all the time.

>>19085475
Top Gods and Big Stoke board, newfag.

>>19085357
>let Jetspeed and FTR cook.

>>19085476
imagine rewatching this show in a couple of years and this is how it startsm pure kino

that was literally 3

>this overrun means this PPV is going to end at 1am Eastern Standard Time
CharlieKirkFace.png

FYI Jericho is coming back to WWE.
I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

>>19085486
oh yeah, I knew that. I saw some british guy on youtube talk about it.

Kevin Knight must've seen this clip before doing the head clunk between Dash and Stokely
https://youtube.com/shorts/56wm2QKzcMo?si=VN1VROQfJibeG2LA

crowd is HOT

anybody got a non 480p stream?

Can we start teh show already what the fuck is this

how does cagematch list this since they list the pre and main show as separate entries? You can't put it on the pre show and say "(13:23) or how ever long it goes, cause it didn't go that long on the pre show and it would make the pre show seem longer than an hour, technically to even list who won on the pre show entry would be lying as nobody won there. You also shouldn't put the full time on the main show entry because 4 minutes weren't on the main show. hmm.

This match rules

>>19085508
No one cares autist

This is just... not how you start a PPV.
A PPV should start with pomp and circumstance, not whatever the fuck this is. Disappointing

>>19085501
sorry about that dronie now he is your problem

why would he back supple his own teammate?

>>19085501
I don't believe you, but if he does leave he'll be the only guy besides William Regal that left that I'll actually miss.

>>19085506
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

>>19085508
What one was it on longer?

I thought Excalibur was the move name autist why does he keep calling the Ultima Weapon a Shooting Star press/knee

>>19085511
you are literally watching a wrestling company run by the guy who made cagematch famous and ruined it by caring about it.

>>19085510
sure fucking does

I’d kill to see Buddy vs Kevin.

>>19085519
cheers bro

>>19085508
You've never had sex with a woman..... but i am also curious what those kraut admins are gonna do

>>19085515
>A PPV should start with pomp and circumstance, not whatever the fuck this is. Disappointing
That part. And now Cumshot Bailey is having a slap fight.

>>19085510
FTR is one of the best teams ever and Speedball has been like peanut butter and jelly since they formed. It was always going to be a 5* banger.

Watchwrestlingeu is working again jsyk

What the fuck was Excalibur trying to say?

>>19085528
buddy is milking his injury because of you

That was fucking 3

HE WAS PINNED

>wwe ppvs opens with hunter jerking his mircodick pretending he matters
>aew ppvs open with matches still going on because fuck early ending

aew is based

Another 3 count lol

>>19085528
this but Brodie instead of Buddy

NOOOOOOOO

stokely might not have any hoes and he might be short an he might not have game but he definitely has no hoes

THIS SUCKS

>>19085542
Can't even watch 10 minutes of an AEW show without mentioning WWE

That was a fucking three count

going to delete this in a few minutes for obvious reasons

I know you all wont believe me but im a jr SFX lead working with a college nearby St. Louis at wrestledream.
we have a "major" set piece scheduled with a prop gun (and a small directional charge). we werent told what it would be for, but the event in the show is called "ALLIN-GUN-1IQ"

really obvious this is for darby in the I quit match. Darby will be 'shot' by a prop gun and not quit in the match later.

believe or not, just dont be surprised

>>19085528
this but julia instead of buddy

FTR is so fucking good

the ol Bobby Hennen finish.

Dax too busy thinking about what someone said on twitter last night to remember to fuckin kick out.

FTR swinging at children now

kek Big Stoke was gonna shoot HEEM that kid

>>19085532
you can stop replying to yourself anytime now, it's incredibly pathetic
>>19085540
>>19085541
>>19085544
>>19085553
2.999999999 I'm afraid

>>19085542
trvth nuke detected

>>19085506
That's fucking illegal

That little nigga is so funny...

Kek Big Stokely is so funny.
We are stealing that nigga.
Same with MJF and Fletcher. You can keep the rest.

>>19085550
Anon, I'm a wwefag
I just find it funny how AEW is doing better since triple faggot took over

>>19085548
you have 3 things in common with him kwab

No one has more fun than a really good heel

lmao 3 three counts in that match

bassist from limp bizkit just died, rip sam

>>19085554
>Mox just fucking shoots him
would be the most based thing in pro wrestling history

>>19085538
I don’t like creeps and liars like you.

So who's match is getting time cut because of the tailgate overrun

Wait a minute where is danielson?

>>19085554
Kino incoming

wtf hologram in the crowd like a peasant how did it come to this

Here's the match order

* Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
* The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express
* The Hurt Syndicate vs. The Demand
* Mark Briscoe vs. Kyle Fletcher
* Toni Storm vs. Kris Statlander
* Mercedes Mone promo and challenge.
* Brodido vs. Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada
* Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Page
* Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin

>>19085554
holy fuck man. would AEW actually do that?

>>19085575
Sam Rivers? You're kidding. The fuck is going on this year?

>>19085569
you'll get jeribloat and you'll pretend to love it dronie

bros im fucking seething. I was on a date with a bitch from tinder. Went to a bar, got some food and drinks and talked. Things were going good conversationally until she asked me about watching movies and TV, because that's when I made a huge fucking mistake apparently. I told her I don’t watch much of that but I love to watch wrestling, specifically a wrestling show called AEW.
Her body language immediately changed from relaxed to frightened. She looked really alert and ready to leave so i showed her a couple Kenny Omega matches on my phone and she said, and I quote:
>You're coming off as very scary and weird. No one I know watches that stupid shit. And can you move a bit farther away?
Then this fucking over 6ft, chiseled football player looking guy walks over and asks if "he's with you?".....we're sitting together dipshit, of course she's with me. Didn't matter to him though because before I could even say anything she was out of the booth and running to the bath room. She laugh’s & yells
>Thank you....this guy is freaking me out!!!
He even looked back at me and winked and to top off this shitty situation, some worker came over and told me I had to leave because I was "disrupting the crowd"...no crowd, by the way. Then I just went home confused and fucking pissd off.

>Thekla is actually a good promo
That was surprising to find out

>>19085564
that kid would have eaten Stokely's lunch

>>19085590
all hits, no misses

based lou thesz, tony’s aol buddy

thekla should team with bailey and call themselves maximum cringe

>>19085554
bros what did it say??

>>19085575
What happened?

this is a collision ass match wtf

>>19085575
He deserved it clapclap clapclapclap
He deserved it clapclap clapclapclap

>>19085569
You will never get Stoke.
You will never get Fletch.
You will never get Kenny.
Die mad, E-drone.

KEK TONY GOT GROOMED BY SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE HER HUSBAND

>>19085575
what the fuck. my night is ruined. that nigga is the reason I make music.

Streams I use don't bother putting up AEW anymore : (

>>19085592
microplastics everywhere, that shit is an epidemic, those everyday plastics we use everywhere are killing us

this shit grim

>Got up to buy merch
>FTR match bleeds over into start of PPV
Lol
Did they cut the fees on TNT/HBO Max?

>Wwe jerks off retired retards
>aew shows respect to widows of literaly GOATs

Why the fuck is AEW so goated

>>19085554
holy FUCK. darby is a madman.

THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19085603
Mox is going to shoot Darby and murder him tonight.

>>19085606
kiss my chocolate starfish, faggot

How old is this bag? Lou Thesz was 86 when he died in 2002 so she must be like 30 years younger then him when they married

>the wife of one of the most legendary wrestlers of all time is going to have to watch mox and darby bleed all over eachother and light eachother on fire
Embarrassing

What was the deleted post

you ain't deleting shit boy, we see it all.

>that rude nigger no selling Lous sweet old wife
This is why they'll never get reparations

i wish i was bitten by this spider

>>19085614
grim are your micro bug woman images

Thekla vs Jamie is basically 2 Stardom veterans going at it. They should go stiff

>>19085630
Cringe gimmick

>>19085585
Many such cases. SAD!

I want Theklas jacket

>>19085633
darby bros im fucking scared.

please tell me hes not going to do this

>>19085607
I just said I dont want Kenny, dumpass

She looks like she fucks Somalian guys

>>19085633
kek imagining not knowing about 4chanx and thinking you can just delete stuff off the internet.

>>19085633
This would be too kino

JAMIE OWES ME MATRIMONY

>>19085621
because based tonedog knows that pro wrestling is a sacred sport

Thekla pits

>>19085554
No way this could ever go wrong

>>19085632
it was this
>>19085633
lil bitch tried to delete it.

>>19085633
would legit be kino as fuck

Jamie's a sweet girl, I'd marry her if I had my shit together.

THEKLA BROS WW@

lmao i'm so happy turkla left stardom

>>19085632
A full frontal nude of QT Marshall

>>19085661
get your shit together than dumbass

If i was at a show an lights went out I grab all the girls boob's and butts

Then when lights come on i act like nothing happen

>>19085633
would be the most basedest thing wrestling has EVER done in its 4000 year history since ancient egypt

terrible collision opener, if a PPV had ratings they'd be fucking dead already/

>>19085666
*Isildor voice*
Nooo.....

>>19085668
Ur Indian

>>19085644
it's just a little .22, couldn't hurt a fly

>>19085661
>ywn lay in bed with Jamie at 3 am on a Saturday morning cuddling and talking about literally anything
Just end me already

shit in stardom shit in aew

I want to rape this referee. Fucking annoying little uppity faggot.

>>19085664
Based me too

>ugly
>can't wrestle
>cringe kenny omega cosplay
>turkish
what is her appeal?

>>19085665
some things are better left unseen

>>19085668
Ur arab

>>19085664
fat mike owes me beer

>>19085681
She's an incredible painter

WHY IS THE ONE AND ONLY PISS BREAK MATCH RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING?

WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT???????????

Bryce Remsburg is legitimately the worst and most annoying referee in the world. His voice and counts are SO FUCKING ANNOYING

>>19085676
I could fuck her so good she'd stop hating Americans immediately. Then? Do her laundry.
But I'm not gonna do it lmaooooo

ALRIGHT BROS CONSPIRACY TIME BABY!
>Sting rips off the crow
>it gets him over for life
>Darby wants two things in life to die and to be like Sting
>Darby rips off the crow by getting shot with a prop gun but it being real and he fucking dies
>Darby gets his wishes and gets over for eternity!

i had the most powerful orgasm of my entire life to a pic of jamie hayter's ass.

i was on all fours imaging her milking me and cummed so hard i got light headed and felt my asshole quivering after 12 full ropes shot out.

i cannot post the pic because it will legit trigger me back into doing something i'll regret.

>>19085678
Rape? Why not kill? Are you um.... one of those.... people?

>>19085688
Wait, there's no Mercedes match tonight? Holy shit TYBTD

>>19085633
if something goes wrong i blame that faganon

>>19085633
>>19085554
This was an idea mXM TEW stream.
Hi Manny :)

>>19085688
There's still Mercedes

>>19085668
you don't go far enough from your place to be at a show

nuclear heat

Did Hologram buy a ticket?

yep i'm going back to drikning this shit finna grimola

>>19085694
>imaging
indian.

why doesn't jamie just shoot heem this midget

>>19085694
Sounds really hot Bro
But how would she be milking U if U was lookin at her ass Bro

>>19085633
bros im scared at how realistic this sounds.

Thekla lost to Kurara

>>19085668
i know you go straight for the dicks

>>19085676
>talking with women

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

Oh shit, did I mix up dates and tune in for collision? This is a collision match.

>>19085693
Satanic sacrifice

Any working streams?

>>19085694
Uh

>>19085694
thats gay.

>>19085658
>Sting rips off the Crow
>Sting takes Darby under his wing
>Darby dies like Brandon Lee
2deep4me

This sucks fucking shit

So fucking boring

Ugly bitchs

>>19085724
eu is working like a dream but as usual, you're 10-20 seconds behind.

Reminder this is supposed to make you excited for Blood and Guts match.

>>19085722
Technically the Collision match was the one before this.

>>19085717
Small price to pay to be able to smell her.

>>19085724
if it's 2025 and you don't have at least 3 bookmarks of wrestling streams out of the hundreds out there you literally just don't deserve to watch. get a fucking clue.

>>19085729
Fuck you e-drone

What are the chances that this match ends with anal vore?

why do you idiots insist on describing your masturbation habits and orgasms in such vivid detail

Heard this is a botchfest. How you holding up trannies?

How do these girls wrestlers seem to gain and lose ass every week?

>>19085694
YELLOWY

>>19085737
Some people have recently started watching wrestling again you gatekeeping faggot

Based heels having fun night

>>19085740
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>that PLONK as Jamie's ass hits the mat
She really would be so nice to come home to

>>19085706
he can hack ticketmaster

Jamie should rub the ref's head for good luck

This match it fucking awful. Gonna go watch WCW

>>19085743
Quality of local cuisine depending on where they were the week before.

>>19085724
https://psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

then you add thekla to the mix your chances of drawing drastic go down

Hayters hair is fucking insane

>>19085748
as it should be

>>19085750
solid meat

Wow this match killed the thread and the crowd LMFAO

>>19085731
Thanks bro

>>19085737
Fuck off

Those kids are having the time of their lives kek

SEXO with Thekla

SARS THE NEW PLEASE????

>>19085738
>you don't enjoy every aew match?? edrone!!!
respectfully kill yourself

NEW THREAD
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>>19085783
>>19085783

girls always look like they're wrestling at .75 speed

Remember when you fags tried saying Hayter was good? Lol

Had Thekla ever worked in Thek support?

>>19085788
.75 is generous

>>19085784
Great you have identified the smell.

>>19085762
Looking old and haggard

>>19085788
That's why Asuka stood out at first, she was almost at 1.0

>>19085789
You have the Miz in your top 10

>>19085811
Kek scorched that pig

>>19085811
I have The Miz in my bussy

>>19085788
The ring is too big for them. WOW has figured this out. The same thing is true for soccer and basketball.

>>19085819
So just shrink everything?

Thekla Tummy Tickles

>>19085688
There is are other women matches and also a match with samoans.

>>19085745
well go away, we don't want you.

>>19085761
Legend

Dropping lore

Jack is so angry

What the fuck?

Not looking so good right now evp bros