Thread 19085783

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

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MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

Shoot hate this little bald faggot so fucking much

first for thekla

I just sat back down and now I gotta take a piss? Fuck my life, getting old sucks.

My wife says wrestling is fake

this has been a terrible PLE, I don't think I can watch AEW anymore

Theklas selling is really good

>>19085797
hit her with a shoot worm and see if that doesn't adjust her attitude

This match kinda ass?

>>19085797
Have U ever spitted in Ur wifes asshole & had her farted on U

>>19085797
her tits are fake

>>19085783 (OP)
>5
SAR WE ARE ON NUMBER 7
DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN SAR

>>19085792
we know, Aubrey

>>19085807
bad script, average at best performance

My wife asked me where Buddy was. I couldn’t answer.

>stopping thekla from stripping
gay ref

>>19085814
pipe down, E-drone

>>19085783 (OP)

THIS NOT GAMETHREAD 5

ONLY GAMETHRAD 3

NOT GAMETBRAZ 5

>>19085807
Blood and Guts is the blowoff, please understand.
Nevermind the fact these two have been trying to kill eachother for months and they're wrestling like it's a Collision opener.

>>19085822
imagine your wife lusting for the cuckiest of cucks (after cornette)

>>19085797
Your "wife" was assigned male at birth.

I've got a grower, the exact thing Jamie needs with an ass like that. I'm not on some mandingo shit but you better believe she'd be satisfied every night

>>19085816
when this movie came out I said it was kino and time has proven me right

I feel like Thesz wife didn't really respect this match

>>19085833
Prime example of the Toxic Positivity that is killing AEW. The match sucks, just admit it.

Sloppy but I liked it

these broads went at it

im currently consuming a milk+Honey combo because my throat hurts.

I went to the club with my girlfriend and the drink i got tasted awful. legit think it may have been a dirty glass they gave me ....

should i worry? Im not gonna get club-aids right?

>>19085797
So are her orgasms

wow thekla and hayter are ass

hour and a half in and I'm still watching Collision, when will the PPV start?

Aminata changed from her dress in pre show

squished that roach

>>19085831
'Tis tradition I'm afraid

>>19085831
it's actually thread 7, next is 8 ;)

>>19085837
I didn’t ask you about the fantasies of your wife who’s currently bedridden with an intense case of hypothermia.

based

Half a million dollars on the line. INSANE

>>19085843
Did I need to add an /s to make that obvious? I'm saying the match is completely inappropriate for the build and it's been ass.

SOOOO HECKIN CRAZY

deadby Allen sucks

Thekla owes me sexla

>>19085849
nothing to do with the glass, you probably caught covid or some other respitory illness

LOL THE BABYFACE WINS WITHOUT THE HEEL EVEN TRYING TO CHEAT OR ANYTHING yeah that totally makes me want to see blood and guts. So much to fight for and be angry over, what the fuck?

>>19085849
It's your own fault for going out, normie scum.

>Thekla getting buried
who booked this slop

>>19085858
good lord. felt my pecker quiver a little toward the end

>>19085849
i saw a line of guys in the bathroom getting blown by your gf so...

>>19085858
she's so cute

Bucks never disappoint during PPV matches

oHOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19085868
that’s not what buried means

My ATM doesn't talk to me!

lmao

BROKE BUCKS

BROKE ASS NIGGAS

Will The Big Guy Ryback ever be signed by AEW? I lost a lot of respect for Elon who is supposed to believe in freedom of speech but he has continued to ignore Ryback's requests to remove the illegal suppression on his X account and that#s just sad honestly that someone could position themselves in the public as a warrior for free speech but then to turn around and completely ignore something that#s so blatantly illegal like censoring someone just because they have differing opinions and doing this for years like in the case of Ryback and WWE, and what makes it even worse is that people still think Elon believes in freedom of speech when in reality he's done nothing to help Ryback but people still think he#s fighting for them. It's just sad really and I wish people would realize this

>Jurassic Express match
Well, perfect time to take a piss.

>>19085858
Is that Bea filming her?

Holy fuck

lmao at fans handing out money

>actually demanding $20 from the guy
Based Bucks

>>19085874
>Bucks never disappoint
coulda stopped there

>>19085870
That line of guys was for him. Why you do you think his throat is so sore?

this is a fucking collision I swear to god.

>>19085858
>ah yes, let me do the negro mating dance

disgusting bitch

i have twice the wealth than the broke bucks lmao

KEK THESE IS WHAT AEW FAN LOOK LIKE

SIX SEVEN

>>19085858
imagine your slightly below average white johnson sliding between all that cheek meat.

Am I supposed to believe they aren't getting paid to be there?

Jurassic Express isn't over, the theme is over.

FICKLE

The Young Schmucks

SOVL

>>19085902
Richer than you are

>>19085902
Tony... sign now!

How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?

>>19085905
They'll keep winning $500,000 matches every time they get that in real pay

32.17 kek another jab at ufc chez

These kids should not be at this show. AEW isnt family friendly whatsoever.

Luchasaurus over as fuck, it's like he never left

>>19085902
seems thinner and more freshly bathed than the average wrestling fan tbqh

Massive pop for Luchasaurus

>>19085783 (OP)
are the young bucks the butthole surfers or psychic TV of the wrestling world?

this is currently my least favorite AEW ppv ever. It's just been a fucking episode of Collision for going on two hours. Darby and Mox and Mercedes and Syuri gonna have to carry this shit hard and god help them if it's not Syuri.

>>19085905
It's for a 500k bonus you fucktard

Holy shit that's the loudest I've ever heard the crowd chant Luchasaurus

>>19085915
dimes

>AEW trying copy Seth Rollins and Sami Zayn singalong songs wit jungle boy
LMAOOOO

>>19085902
>THESE IS WHAT
SARS

QUICK /PW/ POLL

1) who wins this match?
2) would you suck a penis for 5 minutes for 500k?
3) favorite aew wrestler

>>19085930
violent sex

>>19085930
The cooler hangman is a lucky guy.

>>19085925
already more wrestling time than a whole fed ple

>>19085918
I don't get it

>>19085797
What does her boyfriend say?

Chika

>>19085917
Are these matches just money laundering?

Why did Jack Perry dress up as a Marvel character
Will MAX be mad?

>>19085932
Kek drones really are hate watching a pape

>>19085902
>KEK THESE IS WHAT AEW FAN LOOK LIKE

>>19085925
It's Izzy not syuri

>>19085925
yeah you’ve posted this like 10 times we get it

>>19085919
I was doing the crotch chop and telling people to suck it in the 4th grade

Jack Perry is so back

>>19085945
Shhhhhhhh

>>19085936
1) bucks
2) yes
3) hangman page

>>19085952
nah it's Shayna Bazler

>>19085905
This is why I don't believe people when they say autism is a "blessing"

>>19085932
>WWE invented crowds singing
please go shwoer

>>19085925
>Collision is PPV-quality
Yes, us Colliders know.

>>19085961
what title does she have

>>19085936
Bucks
Depends on who's
Toni Storm

Y'all should give WWE another try.

Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.

Its gotten a lot better

The last couple weeks have been REALLY good

>>19085930
she is so wildly hot

L U C H A S A U R U S

big man agile tonight

This show is going to go on until like 1am at the current rate.

>>19085976
My nigga, RAW and SD are nigh unwatchable shows, I only watch them because I'm a no-life-having friendless loser.

>>19085976
I will bro ! Thanks for letting us know !

>>19085976
>C rating

>>19085931
literally $0.10

>>19085976
blud is shilling the AI slop fed

>>19085936
1. don't care only answering to talk about cock
2. yes, I want to. I wish I could have in my life. I am sick and confined to my house these days. Not a virgin, did do things with two different woman, oral, sex, anal all of it. So I won't die a virgin. But time has passed me by as it relates being able to experiment with a man. Whenever I watch porn I get so jealous of the girls getting to suck cock, I think my ideal would be just laying underneath as a man and woman fuck and getting to lick both, getting to lick his and her butthole, pussy and cock. I think about it more often than I'd like to admit as like the one thing I regret in life sexually, never perusing it. I jerked off with a man when I was younger but never had the guts to say hey let me help, plus he was huge, he could kill me if he was against gays and wanted to. I would give a few weeks of my life, maybe even months at this point, which ain't many with cancer spreading, to be able to suck a cock. I hope there's an afterlife or reincarnation and I get to retry. I don't know.
3. no fucking clue.

that smile, that DAMN smile

>>19085971
kek based, roasted that piggiE

>>19085984
Sicko booking

Lou Thesz' wife is cringing so hard and crying inside at what AEW has done to wrestling. Tony is a selfish little fucking faggot for forcing her to be here because she needs a payday.

>>19085976
>advertising or begging
Fuck off

Getting beat up by Punk did wonders for this kid.

>>19085976
"No."

>>19085936
1 bucks
2 what currency
3 orange

>>19085995
....average AEWsissy

>>19085930
pits
yum

>>19085995
Kill yourself like yesterday.

Can the Bucks tell the amount of cash in a pile just by smell?

Real Poster-board

>>19086001
get a life, fatso

>>19085936
1) JE
2) I'd suck a specific cock for free (maybe even pay)
3) Buddy

>>19085984
Fox Sports says it ends in 3 hours and 44 minutes.

>>19086023
based Buddy-buddy

>>19085936
1. JE
2. YES
3. EDDIE KINGSTON

>>19086024
That could mean anything

>>19085942
me neither but i figured someone would tell me if i posted it

>>19085984
sounds BASED to me

Fuck Chez but How the fuck did AEW fumble this kino machine

>>19086023
You’re not the buddy poster. He never says anything gay like that. PHONY.

>>19085976
What was the last good match on this weeks Raw and Smackdown?

FOUR PILLARS POWER GAP
>MJF
>Darbs
POWER GAP
>Jungle Jack
SEVERAL MORE POWER GAPS
>Sammy
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Why can't it just be Nigel and Schivaonne?

>>19085971
based sicko

>>19085995
gayest post ive EVER read in this boards history

>>19085976
Lolololol
Its gotten worse in the last few weeks. Ai slop incoming too

Who's "wrestledream" was this match?

>>19086024
Oh I hope not...

Anna Jay HAS to weigh more than Jungle Jack at this point, right?

>>19086034
the AEW Codyverse was not very good. Even Cornette who is one of Cody's big supporters now thought Cody was the shits

>>19086038
Dragunov vs sami
Even though sami is a faggot and I wish he went to gAIDSew

OOOOOHHHHHH YOU’VE GOT NO MOOONEY

>>19086052
Double

>>19086034
He refused to turn heel, and also insisted that his annoying bulbasaur wife be featured prominently every week.

>>19086042
tb h it's hilarious how lost Sammy is
It reminds me of that meme with the skeleton at the bottom of a pool

justified "you got no money" chants

COLLISION IS STILL GOING START A PPV MATCH ANY MOMENT NOW. WEAKEST FEELING AEW PPV EVER.

>>19086052
wonder what her areolae look like

>>19085936
1)JE
2)in THIS economy? well shit
3)Big Hech

Everyone in the arena confirmed edrones

>>19086043
That's why kek

>>19085995
>I think my ideal would be just laying underneath as a man and woman fuck and getting to lick both, getting to lick his and her butthole, pussy and cock. I think about it more often than I'd like to admit
Fucking AEWtists man

>>19086071
Definitely almost skin tone like

>>19085995
MANDATORY READ FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

This match rules

Luchasaurus should audition to be the next Jason Voorhees

>>19086065
he had a p-i-p promo on the preshow and half of it got cut off by the crowd audio, he's lost without Jericho

the dinosaur is super over

>>19086071
95% sure he has the same light orange-pink nipples and inverse oval shaped areola like most modern white girls.

Luchasaurus is LOCKED IN, think this is the best I've seen him

I was told dinosaurs have feathers. Where are his feathers?

>>19085995
Riddle?

>>19086077
people are so FICKLE

You guys think Tony has a spreadsheet of everything that's ever happened in AEW that he updates every time something that's never before happened in AEW happens?

>>19086035
we are tens of buddy buddies senpai

>>19086097
He hasn't Mega Evolved yet

kek the bucks really are the greatest tag team ever folks

Hi, guys!

>>19086071
There was a see through lace top she wore recently, someone post pls

>>19086100
I'm sure he has autistic reports up the ass, yes.

>>19086085
mfw it's real glass

>>19086071
she has posted a pic in a sheer shirt recently with VERY visible nipples (hard)

Big Bill could be as over as 'saurus if TK got a clue

>>19085952
Izzy is a horrid creature

I fucking hate aew i have tbis shit it sucks sucks sucks SOOO FUCKIN MUCHHH

CHICKEN FIGHT

>>19086070
Yet still miles better than any e slop offering

>>19086104
I feel like Christian should've made him wear feathers and tell the crowd that it's more accurate

>>19085936
1. No idea.
2. Sign me the fuck up. For 500k USD per 5 minutes I'd do 12 hour cock sucking marathons every day for 3 weeks.
3. I don't know.

>>19086096
I believed the rumors that he retired, that one pic from when he had double pneumonia looked like a fucking corpse

CHICKEN JOCKEY

I love this match

Why the fuck is this weird corpse ref in EVERY young bucks match? Why are they obsessed with him?

asked my mom to go to church early tomorrow (8 AM) and it got really tense for some reason.

>>19086115
Where tf did you get that low quality non-gif shit?

Justified this is awesome chants

what matches have happend already?

>>19086113
proof

>>19086100
he has a spreadsheet of his spreadsheets

tomorrow is the main event btw.

Love or hate them, the Young Bucks always deliver

Poor Jack has no ass. Lucky he got Anna's

Okay but when does the PPV actually start.

>>19086132
Are you the "back from church y'all" poster?

>>19086131
PWG stalwart, him and the bucks go way back

>>19086133
i only post the gif when the big man is on screen

>>19086135
just the girls

>>19086135
literally just the stupid spider bitch this shitty nigger tony couldn't properly format a pre show so half the pre show match was on the main show

Alright let's wrap this up, come on.

Jericho should return as a masked wrestler named Captain Canada.

>>19086135
Just Jamie beating Thekla, plus preshow

>>19086131
They bribe him with coke and bald head cream

So far this is the worst PPV I've ever seen tbqh

bros the rumor about darby and the prop gun is even on reddit now.

is it seriouusly gonna happen???

>>19086153
>Brodito vs Takeshita and Okada

>>19086159
what about the ideal Canadian

>>19086159
yes in wwe

>>19086153
>Darby vs Moxley will be past midnight
Big fight feel!

>>19086140
>winner gets an extra hot dog

>>19086159
If Jericho leaves then who will make sure Luther gets paid?

>>19086153
Hope this is true I could use a piss/food break

TONY THIS IS FUCKING BORING

Holonigga come back and teach me swag... plz

kek what an awesome fucking match

FUCKIN A!!

>>19086163
then stop watching Crown Jewel and come watch Wrestledream with us

>>19086176
Hologram is dead

am I crazy or did it used to be that you had to physically break up the pin on your partner, not just tag the other guy with your hands?

Jungle Jack looking better than before his sabbatical.

This match has been better than the entirety of WWE's 2025 booking

>>19086182
NOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU CALLIS

There's no way that crowd is actually chanting BDE Trigger, they've got specialized crowd fills in that audio room

>>19086176
No Hologram. Only El Clon.

overbooked shit

Fuck yeah this match is dimes

this is going on for too long

>>19086186
He's not doing edgy shit so yeah

That doomsday device looked like shit and didnt even look like it hurt

It's 9pm
When is this expected to end?

>>19086173
Luther hasn't been seen since shortly after Chris has been off

>>19086165

Niggers are really gonna start dying soon

>>19086139
Organization.

>>19086189
well of course not because it's not called the BDE trigger, they follow the product unlike you.

>>19086200
Monday

>>19086191
>>19086182

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>19086186
Must be nice to get paid to do NOTHING

You've seen one Bucks match, you've seen em all.

END THE FUCKING MATCH ALREADY FFS

>>19086186
out of all the mentorships, he learned the most

>>19086200
When you wake up buddy

>>19086194

Theyre just working the smart marks

Meltzer will give this 5 stars without question.

>>19086192
New to Bucks?

i thought luchasaurus had no cardio

fucking fantastic match

>>19086209
If you get to suck on Anna Jay's tits the rest of life seems trivial.

nine star match, minimum

AEWbros this PPV aint it

Countdown to Extinction is a pretty fucking cool looking move

>>19086213
FIGHT FOREVER !!!!!!

badass finisher

BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH

3 2 1... 1 2 3! Based finish

great match.

kino

great match

Kino. Love the countdown to extinction

>>19086225
go be a fat retarded E-drone somewhere else

clean ending

WHERE IS KONOSUKE REEEEE

What's a dinosaur going to do with 500k?

fuuuuuuuck that's a badass finisher
how many meltzerinos is this one getting?

Jungle Express is in its best form yet

This was totally unnecessary.

NEW THREAD
>>19086243
>>19086243
>>19086243
>>19086243
>>19086243
>>19086243

10/10, no notes

>>19086240
Buy asteroid insurance.

>>19086240
Well, 250k after they split it.

lol Don Callis family randomly attacks

How broke can the Young Bucks get?

O M E G A

I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY

Why does Omega always look like he just walked off a gay porn set?

Kenny's body looks weird

>>19086268
oh, you don’t know?

>>19085995
Gays are the thirstiest people of all time. You could suck a hundred dicks a day if you just went on an app or went to a bar.

>>19086257
It's a Callis Family world

Luchasaurus has a death grip on that money

Time for hurt

>>19086271
He's dying

>>19086329
We all are

My stream is terrible

MVP is too old for this shit

MVP has a nice gut

Shelton looked like he didn't know what the hell was going on.

Hurt Syndicate always over

can someone post the match order again, forgot it.