Thread 19086243

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

How To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)

MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

>>19086243 (OP)
WE ARE ON NUMBER TEN YOU EDRONE LARPING FAGGOT
STOP DECREASING THE FUCKING THREAD COUNT YOU PRICK

KENNNNIIII

KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

welp, this PPV is off to an amazing start

this ppv is better than i expected so far

fuck the bucks man they abandoned KENNY

welp, this PPV is off to an terrible fucking start

>>19086267
cheers to that bro

>>19086274
N-n-oo?

Kenny looking jacked

>>19086278
what a loser

Good show so far

Dynamite ass angle to set up a collision tag on ppv wtf.

Kenny's wearing pink underwear

>>19086272
Fuck off drone. Cope and seethe

>>19086278
me last halloween

>>19086267
Cool kicks lil dude

Do they really win 500k or am I getting worked into a shoot?

Shameless Inoki plug

I want Kenny to have his cheerleaders with brooms entrance back.

based inoki mark

I don’t want to see buddy vs Kenny anymore.

INOKI FOREVER
BO-MA-YE!

Josh Alexander's looks like shrivel ballsack

>>19086295
it's a shoot, TK is just that generous

kenny is losing the fight against dad bod

>>19086295
>Did the scripted fight have an actual $500k bonus attached to it

>>19086295
It's obviously kayfabe ya geek.

>>19086290
pics or it didn’t happen

Hurt Business intro in ghetto nigger St Louis will hit

>>19086295
bro they just had the bag of money with them

>>19086295
did you not see how gard they fought for it you retard stupid mark? of course is real

>>19086267
>>19086278

class act, that Kenny Omega

This upcoming match is just a repeat of the Dynmaite match, that's so fucking lazy

>>19086312
>>19086310
>>19086308
then how come there's a real bag of cash right there?

>>19086314
Isn't East St Louis the murder capital of the world?

Piss break match.

I think that, people lying bout how many people watch aew on stream cuz my stream only has 275 watching their not many people watching

HS = talentless entrance merchants

I just tuned in. Is the only announcer tonight Excaliber with a cold?

>>19086323
>It could be prop money
>Tony Khan could've literally put 500k of his own money in a bag for the sake of making it look better

>>19086325
or just go to a show

>all the streams I can find starts buffering every 2 seconds
Maybe its not worth it. Maybe I'll have to skip this PPV

If Bobby Lashley doesn't come out in a Misawa themed Kimono, then Tony has failed us

we hurr peeple

>>19086328
purely economic factors

>>19086338
>tfw she's not 7 but 9

>>19086323
That's likely play money like from the movies

I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war

>>19086323
tk's pocket change

>>19086328
East St. Louis Toodle-Oo

>>19086328

Per capital, probably. I used to go the strip clubs there. Alcohol bro

Why don't they ever have an earthquake match?

>>19086338
AEW is never going to run a show in Alaska and I'm too autistic to travel to the mainland

>>19086331
>their not many people watching
>their
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>>19086341
just jewgle meth streams ya tard

>heels vs heels
Riveting stuff, TK

Why does MVP wear that stupid fucking gear? He always looks like a fucking LOSER lmao

>>19086344
Oh I agree.

>>19086331
sickos arent poor they pay for this shit

>>19086328
It was of the US at one point. Them Memphis and NOLA like to swap the belt.

So they’re gonna do this match every PPV?

>>19086363
this but unironically

>>19086354
>per capital
GMS

Much respect to the Syndicate but this is my pissbreak

>>19086354
>per capital
Sure you did, Rajneesh.

I dont like this PLE at all

Do you think anyone in this match listens to The Grateful Dead?

>>19086372
popped me

Why did my stream just start playing ominous cyberpunk music?

>>19086374
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RUN A MATCH BACK
pipe down, E-drone

>>19086379
It's my rape break
That Nashussy is teasing me

>>19086341
Poor

>>19086384

Autocorrect because I'm drunk like a white man should be on Saturday night

>>19086379
>not having a pissjug ready
ngmi

Please answer my question >>19086365
Why does MVP wear that gear? It doesnt look cool at all. Has he explained why?

>>19086365
Tradition at this point. It was likely a Vince idea but it got him over. Also, he's older so it hides his paunch.

>>19086388
MVP probably does. You don't spend that much time in a car traveling to shows without listening to a few shows.

>>19086400
JARATE

Why does Bobby sweat so much?

Ricochet came into the Subway i work at and shit all over the closed toilet seat and then smeared his shit on the walls. He walked out of the store backwards and just stared at me

>>19086361
>just jewgle meth streams ya tard
Holy shit its actually working. I spent the last hour testing dozens of streams and none of them worked kek

>>19086398
Yeah but I wouldn't spend money on wrestling if I was rich either

Is Ricochet related to Rikishi?

Samoans are so fucking boring, I will never understand the stronghold they have over wrestling.

so the story is mvp being old and slow costs them the match so he stops wrestling and they add cedric or someone else?

>>19086423
No.

I have nothing to say about this match so I'm just going tell everyone I purchased Bea Priestley's crotch rocket and leg warmers and can't wait to fap with them.

>>19086418
Good morning saar

lmao

>>19086416
Mass

>>19086423
He's the nephew of Rico and Rikishi.

>>19086423
Rick O'Shea is not Samoan, no.

>>19086426
They should steal
Lee Moriarty from stp

Would a downs syndrome nightclub DJ gimmick get over?

>>19086425
Samoan wrestlers are like weed. 95% of the time they're boring, dull, shitty but when they're good, they're fucking great.

>>19086428
You're a sad, little man.

>>19086402
Huge fucking Malcolm X tattoo

>>19086430
fucking BASED

>>19086428
>Bea Priestley's crotch rocket
sounds like a slang name for a dildo

>>19086428
do you think itll smell

Kenny going be dead in few years aewtists hahahahs

>>19086425
The Illuminati decided every race has to be the best at something at their summit in 1923.

Bobbo is my second role model

>>19086449

Niggers

>>19086460
I'd rather be dead than be you.

>>19086464
after hitler?

This show has been 0/3 so far desu
All 3 matches have been fooking boring shit

>>19086458
I doubt it

>>19086302
When did you decide to stop fucking kids?

SHELTONKINO

>>19086469
Kiryu

HOLY SHIT

>>19086464
he's "one of the good ones", if you know what I mean

bros I got this back massager thing off Amazon for like $25 and it legit took away like 75% of my back pain within a few days. It's amazing I recommend something similar to all boomers. Just search like 'shiatsu back massage' and find one.

>>19086428
At least she is committed to the gimmick and has real implants instead of the prostetics they had in the movie.

I think that, AEW need to instant replay like WWE does they never fucking do it it fucking retarded

>>19086472
Insane what women will do for shekels.

Could anyone in AEW beat Shelton in a shoot wrestling match?

>>19086472
please tell me she doesn't have sex with black guys

LOVE RICO

reminder that Shelton is older than Jeff Hardy

>>19086481
do NOT buy this it creates nerve gas
this is an edrone trying to kill aewCHADS

>ballin' in the big 2025

corny

>>19086483
can you repeat the question

>>19086490
drugs are bad kids

>>19086464
Bobby is a good dude. Met him in Vegas randomly and he was great.

TOKIMEKI SPEAR

Ricochet was such a funny comedy heel but he sucks now. Methinks tony fooking fumbled!

WE HURR PEEPO

>>19086490
drugs are a hell of a drug

>>19086493
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>let's go
>dat's rite black bulls
>beat my ass
>pin me
>yeah dat dere dis shieeet I be needin

ok

>>19086497
Imagine Kurara getting her ass pounded by Bobbo

These guys lost to Buddy.

I love the Hurt Syndicate's gimmick of refusing to put anyone over

yay go bobbo

>>19086492

That Jim Jones song was good nigger shit at the tine though

>>19086472
Whenever I wear any thongs or bikinis like that they just ride up my asscrack and get shit stains.

>>19086507
AND YOURE NOT SO BIG

>>19086502
Still Paul

If there is no blood in this TNT match Darby might be getting shot

>>19086511
who?

>>19086496
>Bobby is a good dude. Met him in Vegas randomly and he was great
Lol he was just probably trying to get away from your fat smelly aewsissy ass

>his gimmick is he's a redneck drunk chicken farmer
>except it's not a gimmick
Mark Briscoe is one of the best fucking wrestlers of all time

>>19086517
Hang yourself

>>19086511
Did Buddy die from an ankle injury?

PORNOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

this crowd is fucking litty, that always makes or breaks a show

4 piss break matches in a row

*yawn*

>>19086497
He's no Fujisaki

>>19086481
Just do yoga. You can call it dynamic stretching if you're too insecure.

might be cool if mark won but they would have to have something big planned for kyle to make up for it

>>19086510
She's not like that

>>19086524
They do say that the best gimmicks are being yourself turned up to 11

>>19086517
learn 2 wash your ass

Why come Cornette loves The Briscos so much? And are they related to Jack Brisco?

>>19086531
Crown Jewery was last week thoughbeit

>Fletch don't miss
>Briscoe don't miss
yeah, this is finna be a banger

the matches left on this PPV are pretty good

POR-NO-STARRRRRRRRR

I'm still down that Jay Briscoe die

PROSTATE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19086523
Nah, he excused himself because he needed to use the restroom and came back to the bar afterwards and chatted for a minute. He's a solid dude.

Kyle has IT.

Ecopla Fletcher

PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>19086543
He worked with them and knows them

PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR

>>19086472
really demeaning for her.

>>19086540
maxmoefoe soundin' ahhh

where is mjf

>>19086543
He may be a liberal cuck but he still hates fags with the best southern men

Imagine fucking Kyle Fletcher. Having this sexy oiled up chad ride your cock. Id lick the bump on the side of his head. His big toned ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On his oiled pecs. His erotic tight abs. His slutty feet. His plump ass. Inside him. In his mouth. On his face, his sexy nose. His muscular back. His ass crack. In his shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck him continuously till he's drenched in cum for being the sexiest man in wrestling history. So big. So sexy.

Is that Fletcher screeching at the beginning of his song?

gotta love the pornostar

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19086553
Quit trying to make Fletch happen

>>19086564
>holy crap Lois, it's MJF from Israel!

Predictions for the rest of the card

Excalibur?

Fletcher's pants went into business for themselves

The pink and black looks great

time for chickenman to get gold and for kyle to build himself up to the main title scene proper

Excalibur what the fuck

>we all would
wtf that's gay

>>19086543
They have an actual gimmick and character beyond 'guy who wrestles good'

this crowd has been hot for every match. based crowd

>>19086570
>quite frankly, yes
>we all would
some of the best commentary I've ever heard

Do you think Mark says the N-word at home?

>>19086589
Yeah much better than All Out

The pornostar Kyle "bussy for hire" Fletcher

fletcher is dimes

I think Don Callis molested Kyle

>genetic advantage
care to extrapolate?

Do we have any idea on who the Mystery champion for Mercedes is? Syuri seems like the only one that makes sense timeline wise but it would be really silly to have her or mercedes lose

>>19086594
It's his ninth kid's name

>>19086600
nah that was you

>>19086597
you must be confusing him with la knight

brehs..

Where my Fletchlights at?

>>19086589
LMAO NO THEY FUCKING HAVENT
YOU FUCKING LIER

>>19086594
pretty sure Mark is part n-word somewhere down the line, the nigga look cajun

>>19086604
Shayna Baszler

>>19086600
He just convinced him that prostate stimulation is a good trade off for juicing.

>>19086619
What fucking belt does she have?

>>19086604
Pretty Peter Avalon

Who brings their 10 year old kid to the front row of an AEW show and teaches them to heckle?

>>19086611
based

>>19086610
>muh heckin age gap
Someone tweet that nigga to go back to red dit

>>19086604
Izzy

>>19086610
Gives new meaning to Thesz press

You don't actually want to see Kyle Fletcher naked, do you...?

>>19086610
lmfao

kyle in a lot of pain is my favorite aew match

>>19086604
Mina is the easy one

If overrated had a picture in the dictionary you'd see this helium voiced Australian dipshit

>>19086635
Does saying yes increase the chance of me seeing Skye Blue naked?

>>19086635
Didn't you listen earlier? We all would

>>19086610
This is the fanbase you have cultivated.
AEW is a fucking poison.
Little fucking AEW retards

>>19086640
Mercedes has already beat her ass multiple times.

>>19086644
No. Do you want to anyway?

>>19086610
Tony got the Thesz Press

>>19086628
At least he isn't staring at a monitor in a dark room reeking of spunk like some people I could name. It's good to teach them to have spark early on otherwise they might end up like some people I could name.

>>19086647
Anon. Xey are clearly joking

Is Hologram fan changing clothes?

>>19086639
this but Darby

>>19086604
La Catalina?

every single arena wants to have sex with don callis, the hottest man in wrestling

>>19086610
based

how do these guys never get pierced by table and chair legs

>>19086610
The amount of kids that were violated at woodstock would shock many people I think it's why the age of consent became a thing

>>19086628
A good role model. If you don't give kids healthy outlets they develop bad personality traits.

Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me

>>19086647
>someone said a thing online
>you are responsible for this
shut the fuck up you retarded faggot jabroni

Kyle is so fucking good

>>19086666
>quads
Holy shit

>>19086635
How big is Kyle Fletchers hog will be the new Batista.

Kyle is so fucking bad

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

Kyle should send Mark with his brother... To hell!

>>19086668
YAAAAAHHHHH

>>19086670
>>19086674
The duality of man

>>19086670
if the rockers were never a thing, the shit member of the team would be known as the davis

>>19086666
nice digits Satan, but Jerry Lawler proved that there's nothing wrong with knocking up a 13 year old hick in some backwater then riding off into the sunset to do it all again the next night

>>19086666
demonic quads of trvth

why briscoe though

Hey guys I'm gonna split the thread at 289

>>19086610
what was the age difference?

>>19086670
you can't teach size

>>19086681
It would be the Neidhart

>>19086690
WHO CARES

>>19086687
thank you for illustrating why the tripfagging is justified

>>19086691
he was a skinny bitch a year ago so someone taught him

>>19086690
Lou would have been about 110 by now

>>19086693
was he based or normie?

Stringoli Oats is going to debut tonight btw

I really don't like how every single person does a 360 out of a clothesline now.

>>19086690
For reference, Lou was born in 1916

>>19086693
that part

kyle leveled up when he cut his hair off

100% expecting a title change here

>>19086695
I wasn't actually going to do it, but now I might.

he just keeps cumming

You just know hangfaggot is sucking Joe off rigjt now

>>19086701

50% chance that twitter poster is a transsexual

>>19086709
Kyle should get a Yuta haircut

>>19086692
sad but true

>>19086710
not happening

>>19086709
I hated when the Dynamite presentation was everything black everywhere.

>>19086705

What if instead of No Kings we had NO NIGGERS protests?

>>19086709
really crazy to see the glow up, thank God the kid got a clue or he'd end up another Serpentico

>>19086710
100% expecting you to show up on pedohunters

NEW THREAD
>>19086730
>>19086730
>>19086730
>>19086730
>>19086730
>>19086730

Crowd not particularly hot for this one.

>>19086731
That was unnecessary.

The commentators wanted to see a wardrobe malfunction but it was Briscoe

>>19086743
Curse

>>19086735
Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit

Briscoe is going to show his chicken eggs

>>19086725
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>19086736

Neither of these niggers are that over

Kyle took the worst of that

>>19086725
No Kangs

Saturday paypes have really grown on me

>>19086778
Football season is dimes

CHHHYEAAAH

>>19086778
Hayter use to be so hot

>>19086778

Yea man its good, we just need the over niggers to show up. Darby vs Mox will be crazy

>>19086792
>used to

Briscoe is spamming elbows

>>19086801
I'm not JD Vance. I don't want to fuck a 70s era couch/

>>19086801
Acne Hayter was best Hayter

Getting a view of Fletcher's ass

>>19086822
Oedo Tai Jamie was the hottest

Based finger Fletcher

Everyone reacting

>>19086660
I hope so. She makes blood rush to my groin area.

Briscoe is dead

Forever Protostar

>>19086837
This anon speaks the truth.