Thread 19088333

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

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MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

HEEL SHIBATA WTF?????

FUCK THE OPPS!!

Joe came out of that looking strong

gonna get this off my chest before the main event.

my girlfriend asked me to cum on myself last night and I just gave in and did it. legs up and everything, right onto my face. asshole up to the sky, the whole thing.

i've felt deep, unrelenting shame since, and shes been weirdly cold to me since. did i fuck my entire life up?

>>19088347
THIS IS WHAT I'M THE MOST INTRIGUED ABOUT

>>19088333 (OP)
AYO /AEW/ JEY USO IS NOW IN YO' CITAYYY!
4 LETTERS
1 WORD
UH UH
YEET!

LEMME GET A YEET, UCE!

Shibata cutting heel promos on his phone is gonna be something

NOOOOO TYSON KIDD DIED FROM THAT MOVE

>>19088347
he should change the TTS voice

>>19088347
Dimes

Tony turning the Opps heel was not on my le bingo card

>>19088358
Mental-92ed yourself. Grim

WHY JOE WHY

>>19088358
it's a girlfriend nigga you ain't married find some bitch and never tell her you did it

>>19088358
>he failed the shit test
lol

>>19088358
I forgive you, leave that behind you faggot

Why does AEW have like 5 heel stables and only like 1 face stable

>>19088358
Also, Santa Claus came down my chimney and smoked a Doobie with me, Elvis and JFK.

looking back the Hurt Syndicate winning was a giveaweay the Opps were going heel

You think Hologram is enjoying the show?

WWE: Can u Swim?

AEW: No

WWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.

AEW: Can u Swim?

WWE: Yes!

AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…

WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .

>>19088358
but was it YELLOWY?

>>19088358
how hard did you orgasm

>>19088363
lets be real tyson's neck was already fucked, joe just finished the job

Mone looks so beautiful

Mercedes starting to look like Peggy Bundy :D

>>19088386
WOW

AEW back in the southwest. Based

>>19088379
heels always have to outnumber faces, see: every comic book ever

Time for kino

>>19088379
conglomeration and hurt syndicate are faces

>Mercedes getting a shot at Full Gear
Reminder there hasn't be a real feud for the TBS title since Grand Slam Australia back in fucking February.

Why they say Cowboy shit?

>>19088381
so it feels that good? might need to try that

Okada vs Bandido will heal nations

Need to see this fucking faggot get his artery nicked and bleed out like a little KWAB

DEADBY ALLIN

I'm genuinely anxious about this match. I'm expecting some proper sicko shit.

My gallery y'all

>>19088358
gayest post ive ever read

She's still so fucking hot to me. I know it's a wig, I know she's a cunt but she does something to me man, over a decade I've been head over heels

>>19088358
>>19088333 (OP)
faggots

>Darby Allin vs Jon Moxley
I'm scared lol

>Okada getting his win back immediately
good call

yup someones getting shot

POST THE LEAKED BACKSTAGE RUMOR POST ABOUT THE SFX SHIT

QRD on why they did a segment in jail? I missed dynamite. Who was in jail?

>>19088408
What's wrong with you man. Quit lusting after mentally ill men.

How long is this going to go?

IT'S REAL SICKO HOURS WHO UP

pray for darby

All we can really hope for is that Darby doesn't die or catch hep c.

SICKOBROS

>>19088406
There are literally 4 arteries on the forehead, I'm shocked it's not happened before

>>19088406
>kicks out at the funeral
lil nigga is immortal

LAST CALL BROS WHOSE GOING OVER
MOX OR DARBY

that post is going in the /pw/ hall of fame if Darby actually gets shot

Joe is always gonna be that boss nigga, bless his heart

So if somebody dies in an I Quit Match but they don't say "i quit" do they lose?

>>19088434
Mox

>>19088423
All this was downloaded from /pw/ btw

>>19088435
bros....

is this real???

The fake rasp is the gayest thing ever

My food just got here
Looks like I'm not watching
Tony fumbled by making the PPV too long
Seeya

>>19088420
>Only a fool would think otherwise

I’m so fucking scared bros

>>19088435
Anyone who believe this has 1IQ

>>19088408
The shoot tranny is the least gay person in this image

>>19088440
'fraid so

What are the odds they pipe in Mox saying "I QUIT" through the speakers to end the match?

>>19088426
I'm crackin' a white monster to stay awake for it.
sorry kids. daddy's sleepin in tomorrow.

I love how moxly looks like he's tweaking before he does his entrances kek

>>19088421
Darby got arrested for trying to use a molotov cocktail.

>>19088447
based

unironically buying a "Ride Or Die" Death Riders shirt

mmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with this guy

WHO BLEEDS FIRST?
ODDS - DARBY
EVENS - MOX

this show is 18+, e-kiddies time for bed

does mox do a callback to his deathmatch days and use tubes???

>>19088440
tie

>>19088435
>literally puts 1IQ in the post
>/pw/ still falls for it
kek

First match finish by rape incoming

consider the following: wrestling should be about wrestling, not maiming each other

>match starting at midnight
this is ominous as fuck bros, I'm shoot spooped. this feels cursed.

>>19088445
There's no way it is. Too many things could go wrong with a spot like that.

>>19088440
I always wondered that in kayfabe. If the other guy is clearly near death does the match just stop?

I will never say "I QUIT!!!"

I'm leaking this and could get fired but .. Darby is going to have his cock and balls stapled to his arm by Moxley
They're hoping just to get a minor cut but there's a risk it could get into a major artery

>>19088435
Sounds made up

Captcha : G0YRH

Oy vey

I'm scared bros

How do we feel about Creeps and Liars here?

There really should not be kids here for this match. Irresponsible manchild parents.

>>19088473
consider the following: you should stop being a pussy

A quick 4 hrs!

who else hates creeps and liars here?

QUICK /PW/ POLL

1) WHO SAYS I QUIT
2) level of worry for darby allin from 1 to 10

>needs security with him when he walks through the crowd
Ooh, big tough guy.

>>19088453
they wouldn't do that shitty finish that WWF did because this company is better than WWF
>>19088471
DDT has had rape end a match, Dino was eliminated once cause he left a train to go rape a sleeping fat guy.

Those kids have a front row seat to this bloodbath

>>19088447
yeah yeah pussies to the left

>>19088358
She most likely said that "she's" going to cum on herself

CREEPS AND LIARS WW@

kek this really does feel like a big fight feel

someones is ending a pig near the crowd mic

DEAD
MAN
WALKING

>>19088435
>>19088469
>>19088450

-1IQ
KEK
aewtists are fucking retarded this isn't happening

>Darby get shot and gets taken to the hospital
>Darby never said i Quit so the match is techincally still going
>Mox follows Darby to the hospital and they fight in the hospital room
KINO

That one female fan sperging out

>>19088483
I saw an infant in the arena earlier but I think that family already left

>>19088464
jokes on you i'm already in bed and ready to go to sleep since the evil hangman used foul language i dont wanna have nightmares night night

>>19088488
the worry shouldn't also be darby, Mox had a nail board in his back just months ago.

Is this the most modestly Marina has ever dressed?

>>19088455
>looks like
riiiiiight, "looks like"

HES GOT A GUN IN THE BAG

Lil nigga over af!

>>19088492
Blood is alright to see young so they don't freak out at a random injury.

>>19088469
IQ = I quit, I built the gun

>>19088505
aew ALWAYS has this and it's the worst shit ever. they always put some screechy kike right next to the crowd mic.

I thought this stream hit me with the AI Dave Meltzer but this is just what Mike Tenay sounds like now? :(

>>19088488
moxley
8

MARINA SHIRTLESS

>>19088428
Marina is gonna testicular damage his nutsies mfraid

>>19088481
Darby is gonna be Tony's Owen

it's going to be a flamethrower you fucking retards. No one is getting shot especially not in this ameriburger climate

>Darby constantly loses
>still always over
What is this phenomenon called?

Why don't the entirety of the Death Riders just jump Darby right from the start instead of halfway through the match?

>>19088358
>Fake
Anon has a girlfriend
>& gay
anon came on his own face

>>19088513
When the bean kicks in

>>19088526
unfourtunately only Jessamyn Duke has been shirtless I have seen her nipples.

>>19088485
5+ with the preshow
and we still have the media scrum after

Moxleys never looked better physique wise but he's also never been lamer, fascinating subject

OMG THAT LIL NIGGA IS GOING TO DIE

>>19088488
Darby
8.75

>>19088530
Being over

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?!

I AM SO FUCKING READY

>>19088537
You don't need to look good or be good at like wrestling to be good

I don't think Tony lets the guy repping an AEW flag quit and lose.

What if I told you the prop gun was really a prop Gunn?

>Darby vs Moxley
>no rules gimmick match
>main event of a PPV
bros... this is the ultimate recipe for disaster

>>19088488
1. Moxley
2. 6, honestly.

A E DUB IS ABOUT F R E E D O M

>>19088490
security is to protect the fans dummy

hell yea, lets fuckin go

the "PROP" is definitely in darbys backpack

>>19088461
called it

darby come on man you got this

Darby is getting a tooth pulled tonight bros...

Mox has nice arms (no homo) (yes mirin)

>>19088542
literally a loaded firearm

>>19088545
Tell that to Moxley, he needs to hear it.

Is it gimmicked blood I don't fuking know :D

What would happen if a mute wrestler was is an I Quit Match?

>>19088526
She's wearing a shirt with long sleeves. I hate you for making me look and get disappointed

>>19088547
to make the save from the rest of the riders

>>19088559
What about his chest hair?

There are youngsters in the front row, wtf wouldn't the parents leave before this match?

>>19088563
He can sign I Quit can't he?

Fucking hell

Can Marina hand all that blood guys?

>>19088549
>...after midnight

>>19088552
Uh huh, right.

>>19088568
it's a tough world, better to toughen them up early

>>19088563
He can write it down

>>19088562
he was obviously punching him in the mouth with the chain

>>19088563
sign language you troglodyte

Marina gives me a boner

>>19088568
Are you an old white lady from the 90s?

OH NO

they should have given some warning to the crowd about how violent this match would be. FUCK man.

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>>19088576
>>19088569
Rules specifically state you have to SAY "i quit"

SPEGETTI OF DOOM

>>19088568
This is nothing the average American boy hasn't seen a million times over.

OMG LMAO

SICKOS, HOW'RE WE FEELING??

>>19088567
in his autobiography he said
>and that was when I decided to stop shaving my chest forever. like, why the fuck do I need to shave for a fight?

>>19088568
lil sickos are tougher than big fat full grown piggies

TOO FAR

Marina's outfit is cute!

>>19088568
Children need to learn that THE WORLD IS COLD
BETTER BUNDLE UP

YOU SICK FUCK

marina's outfit looks like something Dixie Carter would wear.

HOLY FUCIK MAN

This is fucking disgusting

can't wait for the pearl clutching over that one

I'm not watching lmao fuck this spot

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>19088591
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>bamboo under the fingernails
CHARLIE'S IN THE BUSHES

Sickobros, I'm actually getting scared...

Mox is sick fuck

>>19088584
Signing is saying you insensitive monster

Who's more retarded, Darby or Ibushi?

>troon realized he was on national TV, front and center
lmao

Why the fuck would Darby agree to that fingernail spot? Why the fuck would Tony allow it?

>>19088582
people buying front row tickets to an AEW PPV have seen an AEW show and would know exactly how violent this match is going to be you retard.

glad I grew up with liveleak and became desensitized to this type of stuff

Is this what Inoki wanted to see in his wrestle dream?

darby should get a z-pak for that

>>19088614
>agree
He probably pitched it

I'm calling my cable provider and getting this SICK SHIT taken off the air

>>19088591
like this

>>19088614
he's not a pussy

>>19088614
>it'll pop the boys Tone, trust me

>>19088612
Ibushi

>>19088584
saying is conveying a thought through any medium, not just speaking

>>19088619
If you think they actually care about Inoki whatsoever, I've got a bridge to sell you.

Inoki never dreamed about this

why is this screeching harpy making butterfree noises. escort it off the premises. ruining the fucking show.

>>19088621
Smart anon. Was about to post this. In fact I will make a thread on this.

MOXLEY YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH

Got a call back

>>19088612
Darby has a lower IQ but Ibushi can't function in society.
Ibushi is more retarded.

lol this spot again, edrones finna seethe

Ricochet's not out there!

That was literally how Larry Sweeney killed himself, so fuck that spot.

>>19088614
are you seriously this big of a pussy?

>Moxley you such a bit

KEK I LOVE THE DRONES

>>19088629
He probably had a couple of Wrestle Night Terrors

Marina makes me hard

if i did that id probably be out for the rest of my life.

>>19088629
Inoki was half-korean, so bamboo under the fingernails is actually pretty on-brand.

>>19088642
Sweeney hanged himself from the ring post.

>>19088645
>Wrestle Night Terrors

>>19088644
kinda sad the arena was that quiet to hear that guy desu.

>>19088644
bitch

Sorry I fuck it up

>tie up your opponent
>tickle him until they says I quit
ain't that hard

>>19088633
I hope he finds that guy in the parking lot later

hes whipping him like a government mule.

>>19088653
The crowd is just in awe at the violence

whippin him like a government mule

>>19088650
I stand corrected but it's still lame

>>19088655
Should have been the Mina and Mone stip

i want mommy marina to save me from a suicide dive then give me a hug

Imagine if the evil corporate fed end up winning the war and we never get any more badass shows like this

>>19088659
kek

>>19088659
Shut the fuck up and die old man
>punches him

>>19088612
What did he mean by this?

>>19088655
Dalton Castle should win an I Quit match like this, with a peacock feather.

hey guys if you had a small penis and mox tried to take your pants off in the middle of the ring would you say i quit?

New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters

>>19088660
Did the gov't hand out Mules outside of Reconstruction? That is a long time for a phrase to stay in the common parlance.

GET HIM DARBY

prime feed fucked up again

based lil nigga, just hulking up from those belt whips

Anyone else just get this?

beatin' him like a red-headed stepchild

>>19088671
Is 5 inches small?

this has to be some sort of fetish

Darby loves this

>>19088677
Prime?

gotta admit I would never have the balls to take the punishment this lil nigga takes

>>19088671
no need to say if, i do.

and yes id quit. i dont want anyone seeing my little pecker on live tv.

>>19088680
If you have to ask...

Thank god Darby is not black

YAPPAPI

>>19088685
Yep

I do that to edrones

>>19088675
Glad I finally got a VPN for Triller, knock on wood no problems yet.

Ayo I think this Darby nigga gettin a boner from this

>>19088677
PROTOSTAAAARRRRR

haha just like me and my dad

>>19088625
>it'll pop the boys Tone, trust me

When do these fucking guys wrestle wtf

>>19088691
Blacks have zero pain tolerance that's why they need 8 of them to jump one person

>>19088671
Yes of course

>mox's face
lmfao

For a moment I thought they were going to light mox on fire in the ring

REAL SICKO SHIT

>>19088691
honorary, like Jeff Hardy

this needs some blood

Has Mox tapped before?

goddamn

this match has been almost ALL moxley

Corny's favorite match!

>>19088703
This Is wrestling grampa

>>19088715
This is probably not even halfway through bro

OMG ITS A REFERENCE TO SEFF

shouldn't the electricity ignite the lighter fluid?

>>19088718
he's tapped to hangman twice

So Darby will let Moxley rip his nail off but he won't let Mox tase him for real?

>>19088709
this is a 10/10 match

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>>19088726
>>19088726
>>19088726
>>19088726

>>19088682
Yes, deviant pervert shit

Yes this match is a 5 star classique.

Darby Allen just taking punishment for 40 minutes. Nice fetish porn you got there Tony.

is this match just gonna just be 45 minutes of violence porn of darby being killed?

jesus mothefucking christ

FUCK

Does Darby have no friends

Claudio you son of a bitch

>>19088724
Life is painful

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Holy fuck

>>19088739
all of this but totally unironically

Pac just claimed the corpse

>>19088734
An actual tasing would stall the match.

Holy shit Darby you madman.

>Ole Anderson tazing Tony Schiavone as a rib in 1990
KEK

>we've never witnessed anything like that
We saw it at the last PPV, Tony.

This match is fucked lol

When will this all catch up to Darby? Can’t imagine him making it to 30 without a wheel chair

>>19088761
Just one of the boys stuff

Darby must have a death wish.

>>19088741
Yes and you can see Marina is wet already. Gonna be a long night.

>>19088473
Consider the following:

Go fuck yourself

Why does this freak like doing this to himself.

>>19088772
I don't know. I've never seen anyone go as limp as Darby does.

>>19088739
Imagine if this was Liv instead of Darby.

Would be way hotter and dimes.

>>19088772
WHYTE BOI be 32

Kino mid match promo from Mox.

Lmao what the fuck

WHY IS THERE A FISHTANK IN THE RING

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>>19088726
>>19088726

I think Darby might shoot die

IT'S STINK