Thread 19088726

All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MO

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MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)
>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship
>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship
>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match
>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship
>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]
>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter
>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!

Boypussy > girl pussy

This isn't wrestling.

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

the webms of this match are going to traumatize e-drones for weeks

stop the damn match.

seriously

Jesus.

Amazon better give me a refund

based lil nigga doing it for the love of the game

THEY GONNA KILL LIL NIGGA
AHHHHHHHHHHH

what is actually wrong with this little nigga

>40 minutes of Darby getting tortured

who the fuck wants this?

that claudio throw was fucking insane

Darby is literally being tortured

>>19088748
not for you dronie fag, this is better than wrestling for us

Darby is Daniel and Mox is the Angel wrestling all night.

Justified "this is murder" chants RIGHT NOW. Thank you all for watching AEW WrestleDream!

Darby is gonna fucking die

>>19088748
shut the fuck up faggot

>>19088773
SICKOS

So who will help Darby? Kris? Bryan?

amazon cut the feed when they showed the lighter fluid

they broke TOS for weapons violating the geneva convention. aew is going to get kicked off AMAZON

>>19088773
ME

darby called tony a slur and this is his punishment

>>19088773
this is how i quit matches are supposed to be, Puss-E

The table bump was as safe as it could have been

Darby is going to join Inoki soon

i'm so glad JR is not commentating tonight

how much painkillers did Darby take before this match?

I was hoping the gun thing would turn out to be true :/

how does he aim darby so perfectly every time he chucks that nigga

>>19088773
mfw

Based Mox caring about Darby

How does this fulfill Inoki's Wrestle Dream?

>you don't care about him, i care about him
please fucking tell me this isn't leading to moxley and darby teaming up

when does the gun come into play?

HERE COMES THE SPECIAL FX SPOT

Who's gonna save him

>>19088787
Well at least they still have Max

THEYRE GONNA DROWN HIM

Not sure I like this...where are the matches like Curt Hennig vs Brett Hart

>>19088813
me

Why does nobody help Darby since people are helping moxley?

Will they make love?

>>19088787
you know this is fake right anon?

Literal torture porn

>>19088781
man if I had a nickel for every time I said this during a Darby match

Are they going to waterboard him?

>>19088810
ftr hair is under the ring with the heater ready

Sting... Bryan... Anyone... Please

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

STOP

>>19088813
sting

>>19088824
That's the part of all this that I hate, clearly Darby has no friends at all.

Gonna fucking drown him

YES HAHAHA YES

A drowning spot? Really nigga?

>Darby is about to get water boarded
BASED

and for all of you who ever defend excalibur this is why he is the most absolute trash piece of dogshit in all of wrestling his putrid fake fucking acting

You thought the plastic bag spot was bad. Time to watch a guy drown i guess

THIS IS REAL GRAPS RIGHT HERE

Is this hurting Mox more than Darby?

>waterboarding spot
Mox and Darby are too based for this gay earth

THEY'RE WATERBOARD HIS ASS

THIS IS AWESOME (AWFUL)

They're drowning him in Bastion Booger's bath water. YOU SICK FUCK

range of emotions seeing this crazy shit

IT'S STING

my gf is horrified and i have to remind her that mox is not putting any pressure to keep darby underwater, stupid bitch

they just waterboarded a man on live tv.

somebody get mox a gun

REAL WATER
CRY ME A RIVER

They're not holding him in it for very long tbf

this is insensitive to shad gaspard

>>19088861
Nah that's Brock and Janels piss tank

PISS IS AWESOME

>crowd booing the match

kek

YES HAHAHAHAHA YES HAHAHAHAHA YES HAHAHAHAHA YES

IT'S STING!!!!!!!!!

>>19088865
fuck yeah

Somebody jump in the ring and shoot him. Fucking kill him.

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

ITS STIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG

Old man Sting is such a based look

STIIIIIIIIIING

Sting couldn't even bother to dye his hair black?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"sting wearing a sting mask" still clears

ITS SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG

>>19088868
kek this is the motherfucking shit

>scattered broken glass in the ring
What did sting mean by this

What stat boost does Sting get from the bat?

alright, staying up for this was worth it. I forgive you Tony

Now there's glass in the fucking ring

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS REAL GLASS IN THE RING NOW

TONY DOES IT AGAIN

K I N O

IT'S THE STINGER!!

gotta love the stinger, you just gotta

Stings got a gun!!

OLD MAN STING I'M MARKING THE FUCK OUT

Sounds like I'm missing kino
Thanks Prime

>pool of water in the ring
K I N O

Great let's just leave glass all over the ring

Sting hits people with that bat like he's hitting them for real.

Cave his fucking head in Darby

If Marina even tried to get cute with me like that she'd get beaten into a coma

spirit goku helping gohan kill perfect cell ahhhhhhh vibes

>you have been defeated by a 70 year old man by carrying a 40 year old mma fighter out of the ring
ok

10/10

The ref should toss that tank out the ring

hell fuckin yea

>>19088824
>>19088838
Lol, wrong

BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH

That glass in the ring si really making me nervous

BASED LIL NIGGA

>>19088908
Is that the drowning pool?

a great spectacle, as one would expect an I Quit Match to go between these two. good stuff

huh?

>He quits after a regular Scorpion Death Lock
Kek

OMG A REFERENCE TO BRET HART OUT OF NOWHERE

>say i quit to a fucking wrestling hold
kind of an anticlimactic ending

CREEPS AND LIARS BTFO

uh ok

Anticlimatic

>>19088923
>his only friend backstage is a retired old man

This doesn't prove shif

Really? That's how it ends?

KINO

>>19088748
Go back to watching your wife get fucked, jim.

That was it?

Based Darby standing up against creeps and liars

this was ridiculous even by AEW standards

>no fire
Fucking dogshit show, see you Wednesday

>>19088936
Thought he would impale himself on the jagged glass tank and die desu

some fedophiles think Mox will go back to dubba dubba to reunite the shield kek

Moxley kinda looked like a bitch there

>scorpion deathlock in broken glass and water
>Darby finally gets his W
absolutely perfect

more like "i fumble" match what a shit ending

that was unhinged. I loved it.

That’s it. A fucking sharpshooter? with these two crazy bastards a sharpshooter ends the match?????

Bro, I was expecting a bloodbath on par with All In after that vignette they did on Wednesday. What the fuck was that?

I ate 6 slices of American cheese.

>Darby gets tortured for 45 minutes
>doesnt quit
>Moxley gets put in a sharpshooter
>I QUIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MARINA SHAQUIR

nice "match"

Shit match, horrible ending. Minus five stars.

Really enjoyed that. Hope everyone had a great time.

See you all for Full Gear!

>a 66 year old faggot defeated the most powerful wrestling stable in history and actually raped their female memeber

wow
#feminism

Ask Amazon for a refund if you got fucked over by the prime stream.

Tamer than I expected weirdly

Shit finish

KEK THEY RUSHED THE FINISH BECAUSE THEY WENT TOO LONG

that was a very nice pre-show, but time for the main event that is the post ppv presser

FUCK I just got out of the shower, it's already over??? How was the match, what did I miss?

>>19088933
>>19088936
it was in the broken glass from the aquarium you fucking morons, Jesus Christ E-drones are dumb

You didn't really believe they were going to pull out a real gun, did you, anon?

>>19088971
mox had a penis slip

>No blood
Is there some rule against it in that area?

>the kids love Darby

Why?

Darby did great, but I really expected more from Moxley

>>19088957
it's all about the mind and the fear faggot, the physical aspect was never going to win it

>>19088964
Holy shit they've got AI doing refunds now wtf

>>19088951
he’s a bitch without the death riders to help him that’s the point

>>19088969
that's so dumb, it's a ppv. there's no real constraints, unless they're worred it won't fit on a dvd.

Gunbros...

>>19088963
Even in retirement Sting's power level is just too high

well that was garbage

>>19088973
>Zero blood

>giving high fives to all the youngsters ringside after that
This country has become degenerate

>>19088983
Mox vs Darby is every abused kid's fantasy match against their dad.

Moxley took no punishment except 4 bat shots and a sharpshooter and screamed I QUIT like a sissy bitch.

>>19088993
arenas have curfews

>>19088964
we really doesn't want this to happen.

Guys, where did Sting take Marina and what is he doing to her?

>>19088993
AEW is still on terrestrial PPV which means they purchased a certain time block. Once that's up the PPV provider will just switch to the next program.

>>19088995
FTR Hair miscued his spot, he's gonna ger chewed out backstage

>>19089002
he was afraid that was the story

You know what? Fuck it. Hangman/Joe should have been the main event. What a disappointing match and what a shitty finish. There are women's matches that were more brutal than this.

>>19089006
is that right? kinda makes sense you don't want 20k people suddenly driving home at 1am I guess.

>>19089013
It was punishment for their match going long on the pre show and into the ppv

>>19089018
Hangman/Mox was more violent than that. That was not worth waiting a year for.

Legitimately like a 4/10 PPV, feelsbadbro

>>19088974
who said it was supposed to be real?

Mox put over Hangman now he put over Darby. The best guy to come outta The Shield. Mox actually out here trying to save the business unlike his brothers Roman and Seff

>>19088957
I really thought with how much Marina interfered Darby was going to threaten to set her on fire & Moxley would quit

CROWN JEWEL MOGGED

Bros, will my pirated stream automatically play the press conference or do I have to do find it myself?

I know Mox was supposed to be a bitch without the Death Riders, but it was still anticlimatic. I feel like Darby should've had a chance to punish him some more after everything he did to him

>>19089011
yeah but fuck those customers.

How did Mox end up quitting? I was afk

>>19089042
gotchu fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqZLvVe5XI

I'm assuming Missouri is one of those states with a weird athletic commission that bans blood in pro wrestling or something.

Decent show, but definitely on the weaker end of AEW PPVs.
Brodido vs Okada/Takeshita MotN.

>>19089026
Cope and seethe dronie

>>19089048
Darby got Stings bat which healed him and gave him a +100 stat boost sto when he hit him with it and put on a Scorpion Death Lock, Mox tapped

>>19089025
>Hangman/Mox was more violent than that
the Hangman/Swerve Texas Death match and the unsanctioned one as well

>>19089051
Thanks, buddy.

reminds me of when my brother and me would play hitting each other in the arm to see who was manlier i would hit him several times harder and harder until he quit and then he will hit me once and i would quit right away, dumb motherfucker

It doesn't really feel like Darby avenged Danielson.

It was a really good match, but putting it in the main event set expectations that they would do something really insane, and apart from the nails thing, it was just a regular match of those two sickos

>>19089048
>>19089063
Also Mox was in water and broken glass.

what a failed PPV. Embarrassing and a shame to stick Inoki's name on it

>>19089077
Know what? Should've tased him at least once there

>>19088726 (OP)
thanks OP great work once more

>>19089072
It would have if he had won the belt here

>>19089084
should've tased him IN the water. that would've been kino as fuck. Also no fire was a huge fucking blue ball.

We just saw Sting pass the torch to this kid. Did his moves come with him?

kino

you guys don't understand Mox's gimmick is that he's a hypocritical fake tough guy bitch

>>19088962
Thank you for your service o7

>>19089105
I don't mind that angle. but also getting fucking wailed on with a bat is pretty debilitating. Mox should've worked the puddle in the ring more, like he was being waterboarded while in the deathlock.

It's normal to be delighted with aew pay per views but can't bring myself to watch dynamite

>>19089105
this

>>19089105
My issue is more that Darby has been on the verge of tears over what happened to Bryan for a year and all he did to Mox was smack him a few times with a bat, hit a scorpion death drop and put him in a death lock for 5 seconds.

What was the point of teasing somebody being set on fire for weeks with the flamethrower and the molotov and then doing absolutely nothing with fire?

This is now a press scrum gamethread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqZLvVe5XI

>>19089137
The build was more violent than the actual match is what I'm trying to say.

>>19089147
would be funny if the aquarium was plan b if the st louis athletic commission nixed setting people on fire

>>19089139
he got set on fire at the last ppv

>>19089139
feels like they meant to do more and just something went wrong.

>>19089160
I wonder if Mox shoot went down on a big piece of aquarium glass or something.

>>19089160
looked like a time issue

>>19089142
yeah if it would fucking start. shits an HOUR late!

>>19089168
I dunno, I think I agree with the guys saying they just overran it. Sucks we didn't get any post match stuff other then darby on the post.

>>19089137
>>19089147
I agree with all of that. I thought it was heading towards a broadcast assassination attempt, but what we got was a match that wouldn't be out of place on a Dynamite/Collision ep.
>>19089125
I thought they would do what this guy said >>19089095 but not even that. Lame.

>>19089173
>>19089174
But like, even then, I'd expect Mox to sell for a second or two.

>>19089176
Surprise, that guy is me.

new kino just dropped
https://x.com/AEWmusic/status/1979771788558229905

AEW really didnt need a lackluster show like this when the public perception is shifting back to favoring WWE. baffling fumble!

Word is a gun spot was supposed to be the finish but Tony got freaked when Amazon pulled the steam and called an audible for the scorpion deathlock finish

>>19089189
What if there was a gun... IN sting's bat?!

>>19089184
>public perception is shifting back to favoring WWE
Maybe on planet retard. They peaked at WM39 and now you're gonna get AI fed slop because they've run out of ideas. Enjoy!

>>19089183
dimeless stable

>>19089183
Keking at Ishii playing the piano

>>19089189
Darby was going to shoot Mox through the cheek.

>>19089181
Well, your idea was a good one. It's a shame they didn't take advantage of more opportunities. And for everyone blaming the lack of time, the Hollywood Ending match was half as long and had a much more satisfying finish.

>>19089184
Everyone knows you're lying dronie. Just another BASED aew ppv. Cope and seethe bitch.

>>19089195
Christ. then the only conclusion is that all wrestling is just shit right now.... NJPW's last ppv was pretty good I guess? But I don't speak gookanese so it doesn't do me much good.

>>19089195
>>19089207
Nah.

>>19089183
Friends?

What's so big about him?

So the scrum hasn't even started yet? Lmao tony is such an oblivious retard, he thinks everyone stays up as late as him

>>19089216
his neck.

>>19089216
The girth of his neck.

>Scrum was supposed to start at 11:45
>PPV ended at 12:30
Damn, now that's going long

>>19089231
yeah they really pushed it as far as they could.

They should really start these at like 5pm EST.

>>19089215
more of a 90210 homage

>>19089224
are you gonna cry about it?

Baked is having a melty right now over one guy not liking the show.

>>19089243
I can see that

>>19089098
Where'd they find a fishtank? Looks a bit silly no?

>>19089249
the guy was making good points, just as an obnoxious douchebag so.

>>19089257
At a pet store probably?

Do you think I have time for a shower and to get cozy in bed before the scrum?

>>19089262
go for it, but haul ass now

>>19089262
You dont shower, you fat fucking faggot with a bloody hemmhroided asshole and crusty shit caked in your asshole hair and your armpits smell like onions and you get psoriasis on your face and flaky skin from not showering and bad dandruff and yellow toenails

What kind of person likes those deathmatch style matches?

>>19089249
baked mods are literal gay faggots.

>>19089268
you need to turn your monitor on before posting

>>19089268
Mirror status?

>>19089276
i used to watch bjpw deathmatches, they're comfy

>>19089276
Sickos like me

>>19089276
chads

>>19089276
I enjoy the creative shit they try, if I groan in reaction to something they've succeeded

>>19089276
People who listen to metalcore

>>19089276
The Japanese, considering how many deathmatch shows there are and how many they draw.

so apparently the fucking scrum has been live on X for a hour already.

>>19089249
E-drones should be banned from chat and also life

>>19089303
you gotta be ribbin' me

>>19089276
based lil niggas

>>19089303
>its real

>>19089303
>just went live on youtube midstream
are you fucking kidding me TONY YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>19089249
I was the one arguing. My only point was they went over time, whether it’s because the preshow went over time for a shoot or the preshow didn’t go overtime, but they were just too stupid the time out the main show the show went off error for people watching on certain pay-per-view providers before the finish and you cannot have that happen you can’t be WCW don’t do that.

>>19089278
this. they wouldn't stop playing that "i aint gay" video over and over and over again. once they stopped playing leglock and bustin in favor of that faggotry, i stopped going there. it's just a literal discord circlejerk

>>19089276
I don’t enjoy people like you calling that a death match when they use almost 0 death match weapons. They had broken glass in the ring and didn’t use it. Deathmatches don’t tease fire they use fire.

>>19089330
holy shit shut the fuck up faggot

>>19089334
Nah u you bitch pussy too sensitive for a deathmatch.

What was MOTN?
for me it's brodido vs okada/ take

>>19089327
You'd never find that on my stream

>>19089342
Young Bucks vs Jurassic Express

>>19089338
no, you're just a retarded faggot and the world will be a better place after you kill yourself

>see you on wednesday!
Would make a great audio clip.

>>19089342
went vertical for this

>shouldn't we have a women's title main event
SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SHE'S NOT GONNA FUCK YOU

>losing twice to whore already
Fuck.

>>19089342
Mox vs Darby and it's not even close

Christ, Stat needs to go back to the alien shit. She's .. so... normal. Be a freak, be interesting! fuck.

>>19089367
she's had 467 gimmicks/catchphrases since then and not one of them was over

>>19089367
thing is that the alien stuff is borderline on being a 'quirk chungus', so I dont mind if Stat in a presser just talks like a normal person

>didn't miss The Fletch
oh thank God

>>19089367
Hasn't she been moving in that direction? They've been hammering away at this whole "The Galaxy's Greatest," "The Cosmic Killer," and space imagery thing.

>>19089394
yeah, it's just window dressing stuff now instead of full blown "I'm an alien".

>>19089380
I agree. it could be tweaked. I just wish her normal person mode was slightly interesting.

>clean as a whistle
that's what I saw too

>one of the greatest PPVs of all time
'fraid so

>the old lady enjoyed watching Darby get dogwalked
kek what a based old bitch

no fucking hanger spot? even the presser is shit.

>>19089447
it was streaming on X, they forgot to turn on the youtube feed

>>19089452
oh. he didn't main even the presser? gay as fuck. now Tony is hitting on some twink reporter? jesus christ this is gay.

>>19089462
nah you are

>>19089468
takes one to know one.

>>19089367
No they should just have Harley going back to being her valet since she can carry the segments and Stat can keep her big beefy broad look.

Tony is actually very good at keeping kayfabe in these.

>>19088940
Seething
(Monitor is on)

>>19089482
nah you do

>>19089495
>(Monitor is on)
How can you tell with that mirror in front of it?

Ibussybros... it doesn't sound like he's coming back...

>>19089512
I mean, he obviously won't be back for a few weeks.

I fell asleep at the start of Toni/Stat and woke up at the end of Mone/Mina. Lmao

This show sucked ass.
How do you faggots do it? How do you pretend to like this? It's so trite and boring.

So Sasha “broke the record” with an interim ROH “world” tv title? LMAOOOO

>>19089184
There aren't enough people watching AEW PPVs for it to move the needle one way or the other.

>>19089261
They sell fish tanks in Mexican restaurants ?