Thread 19089267

>needed an old boomer to save underdog babyface
LMFAO

>>19089267 (OP)
which black metal band is this?

>>19089267 (OP)
absolutely dimes look

>>19089267 (OP)
I thought this nigga was retired already

>>19089267 (OP)
Stink returned? How bad are the ratings and ticket sales?

>>19089267 (OP)
based Old Man Sting

ITS STINK

>>19089267 (OP)
Stink is the perfect mascot for AEW right now. Have him hand out deodorant on his way to the ring.

>>19089267 (OP)
If Sting is on my TV it's good TV. Simple as.

>>19089267 (OP)
Its Stank

>>19089283
Bad. Disastrous in fact. Even for Tony it's painfully desperate.

>>19089267 (OP)
>andrade returns
>so does senor stink
based

>>19089267 (OP)
Nigga got lost on his way to a CVV interview and unretired by accident ?

>>19089267 (OP)
Can't wait to see every AEWtist who cried about Cena this past year bend over backwards to justify how this dusty ass OLD MAN stopping the company's top heel is actually good

Santa Sting

is that a nylon windbreaker he's wearing?

>>19089581
AEWtists and their old man kink

Other wresters born in 1959... Ultimate Warrior, Kevin Nash, Haku, Magnum TA, Nikita Koloff, David Shultz...
Can you imagine any of these other crusty, dead wrestlers shutting down a top heel in 2025? didn't think so..

>>19089724
>AEWtists and their old man kink

>>19089267 (OP)
if he's gonna go with the white hair he should invert his face paint

Just stay retired old man

>>19089788
33 years old is a rough age for that to happen

>>19089788
if everyone on your listen wasn't KWABed, dead or blackballed, then yes, every one of those guys is dimes

>>19089818
I'm assuming the money offered by dipshit Tony was to enormous to even consider turning down. It was probably even last damn minute.

>>19089273
Sure it is

>>19089839
>on your listen
seethe less, proof read more

god Stink fucking sucks
how much do you want to bet this lifelong anti-draw loser doesn't even see a tiny bump in the ratings? anyone want to bet it?

>>19089886
I'M HOT, OK? YA GOT ME HOT

>>19089897
Sting is one of the biggest legends in the history of the wrestling biz, and you're a faggot for trying to smear his good name.

>>19089897
Oh you didn't hear? Tony gimped the ratings system to hide AEW's faults and failures. No more quarters. Meaning we won't know who exactly is killing ratings (Sasha) but I think we can safely assume Old Man Stink wouldn't have moved the needle.

>>19089923
According to who? Fat retarded smarks on the internet? Stink never drew shit besides a tiny, tiny portion of his career in WCW. Normies barely know of him. He has barely even a handful of iconic moments and even that is stretching it. Dude's been wrestling for nearly 40 years and you would be hard pressed to come up with more than a few great promos matches or moments that came from his career.

>>19089267 (OP)
>IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIING
Go fuck yourself Schiavone

>>19089897
>anti-draw
Lmao

Grim
Dire

>>19089272
>The Man Called Stink
aka The Stinker

He's AEW's biggest draw (once he dies)

>>19090031
I am afraid you are the smark. Unfortunately for you, if you ask anyone about wrestling they will say
>That Cody Rhodes thing?
>You're talking about The Rock
>I remember Sting
>Hulk Hogan
and
>OTC

>>19090497
>holy workedola

>>19090497
How about you fucking calm down I'm tired

>>19090497
>If I declare that everyone likes something, then it means I get to attack everyone who doesn't like it as a stupid, dumb outside who is lonely and stupid and dumb and all alone
>I am not insecure at all, by the way

>>19089643
>how this dusty ass OLD MAN
kek phil really is that isn't he

>>19090518
GMS

>>19090031
Why are you crying?

Stink is so old he farts dust

Dusty old bones full of green dust

>>19089267 (OP)
Vince called Terry up and said he hired Steve (Stink) and asked if he wanted to do an nWo angle at Mania. Hulkster said,
>"Only if he gets a tan, brother."

Once again, Stink showed up pale as a ghost so Hulk to Vince to make the call. A month later Rollins ended his WWE career.

>>19089267 (OP)
STINK. in aew. you couldn't make it up

>>19089267 (OP)
>Couldn’t bother to shave or put in some temporary hair color so he doesn’t look
like a shambling corpse

I think this would have been based if either one of his in-training sons showed up instead.

>>19090972
Too bad you're not the booker.

>>19089267 (OP)
>Dick Riders have been terrorising AEW for 18 months at this point
>No one can touch them
>They all die to some pepper spray from Darby and a single baseball strike from a boomer
Lmao.

Honestly if they wanted a run in, they should have gotten Kenny.

>>19090573
>B-b-b-b-but CM PUNK!!!!!
He ain't coming to save your shitty little backyard fed lilbro. Not again

>>19090998
>they should have gotten Kenny.
Can't. He's too busy in his feud with Andrade

>>19089643
you finna know Dave is gonna give it 5 stars.

How do olds who like Stink reconcile that the time he drew the most money was the year when he didn't wrestle or even talk?

>>19090486
>He's AEW's biggest draw (once he dies)
KEK

>>19091497
Andrade will be busy doing nothing for sometime now

>>19090107
So Stink's going to pop the ratings, right?

>tfw no senor Stink friend to drink white Monsters with
I'm gonna Benoit myself

Sting still makes edrones seethe even after all these years KEK

>>19089643
there is no comparison between Sting and Cena. Sting is a real star no matter where you put him while Cena is the guy who chased away millions of viewers and sent all of wrestling into a death spiral.

>>19090497
KIRDBLT

>>19091968
Which is weird, since he put Seff over and said what happened wasn't his fault at all. Even though he almost died, he was still a class act. I guess some faggots are just that petty, that they can't handle that he didn't end his career in WWE.

>>19091537
>how do people respond to this retarded headcanon that I invented simply becuse some wrestling company broke my brain

>>19091996
Funny thing is that Sting was willing to be a WWE guy, but all they wanted to do was job him out to unworthy shitters in a petty and childish attempt to dance on the corpse of WCW one more time. Sorry piggiEs but you botched on that one.

>>19092002
>this retarded headcanon
But it's true?