Thread 19091903

pitch me your most ridiculous gimmicks

>>19091903 (OP)
Wrestler is terrified of fighting, but is stupidly strong and violent in their attempt to flee the match

>>19091903 (OP)
a woman wrestler

>>19091903 (OP)
a wrestler who always looks like he just ate a giant turkey sandwich before the match and his finishing move is taking a front bump and burping really hard into a prone opponents face so he passes out from the smell

>>19091914
I'm picturing this as Lennie from Mice and Men acting like Jackie Chan

>>19091903 (OP)
a junior wrestler trying to find his gimmick and doing a new one each week

>>19091903 (OP)
A heel that never does any actual wrestling moves, just punches/kicks. He wins matches by distracting the ref and kicking his opponent in the nuts. That's his finisher.

>>19091903 (OP)
Sam Antonio
Cowboy gimmick, but the twist is he's actually a cowboy from the 1870s who time travelled to the present. Calls all the asian wrestlers "celestials" and keeps getting in feuds with black wrestlers because he's shoot racist.

>>19091903 (OP)
A wrestler that doesn't get a neck tattoo

>>19092112
god forbid...

>>19092091
So stone cold in 2001?

>>19092091
I imagine a steve fox guy who will be on the receiving end of holds/throws/grapples and use grapples to get out of situations but 99% of the offense are pure strikes. Probably retarded and wouldn't work in the grand scheme of things but it would be neat.

>>19091903 (OP)
Anti-CM Punk's gimmick but someone that doesn't do floppy flippy shit like Jeff Hardy, is a tank of a dude (built like 2001 Kane) and talks about how his "occasional use" (without directly referring to his drugs of choice) gives him the courage and the strength to not only compete, but function as a human being.

>>19092177
MMMMMMMMMM

>>19091903 (OP)
A Waller/Hendry tag team with heel Waller and face Hendry bonding over a shared love for France.

>>19091903 (OP)
I'm a heel dude who wrestles women just like Andy Kaufman did but the twist is that at the end I pull out my penis and rape them - I call my finisher the CEP

Cowardly heel who, just before the big knockout blow, will pull out a pair of glasses and put them on and say "Wait wait wait you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses right?"

>>19092222
This gimmick would be dimes and I know this because quads.

>>19092222
Amazing gimmick. Eventually a face grabs the glasses and sticks his fingers through, the place explodes.

>>19091903 (OP)
>mr 5’9”
I come out to the ring standing 6’3” wearing a t shirt that says “I’m 5 foot 9” and I accuse all the manlets of lying about their height and bust out a tape measure and expose all the worked height bullshit. Finisher is a camel clutch to make them taller

>>19092263
This is what you do after he turns face to get heat on heels.

>>19091914
could’ve been Lars Sullivan’s gimmick if he kept the anxiety attack angle and wasnt revealed to be a gay hating homo
>>19092078
I remember a few years ago someone pitching this as the gimmick of Johnny Sins if he transitioned to pro wrestling

>>19092091
wasnt that Nakamura’s gimmick after turning heel in a title match against AJ Styles

>>19092183
this could be like when dipshit Braun took a selfie with a visible steroid needle then babbled it’s for caffeine allergy or some shit, some roided up retard claiming he is natty and eats only spinach while always seen snorting nutrition powder and injecting gorilla hormones into his neck

>>19092186
>steve-austin-vs-debra.gif

>>19092249
then with the glasses gone the heel starts relying on a crutch and saying “you wouldnt hit a cripple” to cause internet snowflakes getting worked over using the word cripple

an Asian American wrestler pretending to be an immigrant and acting like he doesnt understand English but only when the situation doesnt benefit him, he also switches between fluent English and broken Engrish according to this

>>19091903 (OP)
Ryback can't talk except to shout "FEED ME MORE" like Groot. He is put in chains and guided to the ring like an animal. He is a loyal dog to his manager who usually mistreats him. His manager will bang on the side of a cage and tell him "wake up, it's feeding time" before cutting to commercial break and coming back to show his entrance. When he wins a match he gets smoked meat thrown at him and he eats it in the ring.

IBS gimmick
>does match
>looks more and more uncomfortable as match goes on
>runs out of ring midway through, during himself getting momentum
>dqs himself
>eventually he gets a win, big deal, big po(o)p
>interviewer comes up to congratulate him and ask him a question, he’s moving around like he has to shit
>does a 9 word interview, runs off to shit
Would be very relatable to me

>>19092078
mosh pit mike already kind of took that one

an ADHD wrestler who gets bored and quits all his matches halfway through.

A Darksydephil gimmick
>WOOOOWW
>I WAS BLOCKING
>FUCKING BULLSHIT DOOD I TOTALLY COUNTERED THAT MOVE
>FUCKING REF COUNTING TOO FAST
>BULLSHIT I DIDN'T LOSE THAT WAS BUGGY BULLSHIT
>THIS FED SUCKS DOOD I TOTALLY PINNED HIM

The eternal good sport, a wrestler that accepts all his defeats in good grace and never speaks ill of his opponent, if he wins he tries to do the opponent hand raise and claps as they exit.

Easy make a guy whos entire act is wewring a huge thigh high boot on one leg and then a flip flop or slappy toes for the other to make the boot look bigger. Well call him boot leg and he hate piracy

>>19092508
That would be a great arc for a chickenshit heel. Just constantly complain about the rules and technicalities like lebron

>>19092753
in the modern era you could have the heel complain about the lack of rules. complain about tag ropes not being used, interference angles, etc

>>19091903 (OP)
>Hangman Adam Page comes out as trans
>becomes "Hangma'am Alison Page"
>cuts whiny promos about being misgendered and pronouns
>wears tight outfits with his balls and cock clearly showing
>goes to women's bathroom backstage, after which screaming women come out
>interviews constantly call him "sir", to which he replies "IT'S MA'AM"
>starts wearing a noose again because trannies are all suicidal
>meanwhile completely dominates women's division
>destroys every opponent and wins all the belts
>supposed transphobe boss Tony eventually strips him from all women's championships
>run ends in a skit with him apparently committing suicide by hanging himself
>after a while comes back as the regular Hangman Adam Page

>>19092280
>Finisher is a camel clutch to make them taller
lmao

>>19092779
M E G A D I M E S

Face wrestler that looks under the ring and pulls out a drawing where he is the chad and his opponent is the basedjak, making the opponent very upset

Streamer wrestler with the gimmick that absolutely everything they do is done via chat voting.
>Start the match with a lock-up or brawl
>Do an actual move from the top rope or do a flying nothing and get smoked by the other wrestler
>Being allowed to hit your finish but being trolled into taking the pin while your opponent is unconscious
Forget calling it in the ring or planning anything out, they just do whatever you want.

>>19091903 (OP)
>MAGA wrestler
>Direct messages by Donald Trump overturn all his losses
>Direct messages by Donald Trump overrule every ref decision that isn't in his favor

>>19092767
A Cornette gimmick

>>19092508
An LTG gimmick would be giga dimes. Imagine
>tall peanut butter complexion, chiseled skin, mentally untouchable
>billed as 6'5, pure muscle, 25 years old
>has matches with everybody, respects white wrestlers
>feuds exclusively with other black wrestlers
>dimes promos on rogs, constantly bullies his fans and tells them to kill themselves
>he is surrounded by an entourage that beat up anyone who says anything to LTG
>every time an opponent does a small package or a body slam, LTG just gets up and leaves the ring because it's a cheap BS move (heh) and only retards and do those
>every single promo ends with an immaculate, verbose and poetic 10 minute promo in which he details exactly how, where, when and why he will give his chocolate BBC to somebody's mother
>still pines for Paige, 10 years after their relationship, even after she was sucking Maddox and Wood's cum off the NXT belt
>is actually 6 inches, 40 year old, has a child with Blue Pants, he hides from both of them
>wrestlers in TNA because he's been kicked out of all major promotions
>still gets the occasional match on Collision or NXT

My gimmick is that I relentlessly move forward, hands outstretched, trying to strangle my opponent as soon as the bell rings.

>>19092976
Dimes

jinder mahal returns with great Khali as his enforcer but they are immediately booked as jobbers

After a few weeks its revealed Khali is greatly depressed and revealed to have gender dysphoria. He then shows up with a new trans gimmick named great mia khalita and absolutely dominates the women's division as a new monster heel getting giga heat and winning all 5 women's belts including single handedly winning the tag titles despite not having a partner

Jinder is revealed to be in a sexual relationship with great khalita and cuts promos berating the crowd for being racist against pajeets and being transphobic

They get even more heat as wwe kayfabe puts all of their marketing behind them and touting Khalita as they greatest woman's wrestler of all time and how brave and inspirational she is

After several months its revealed that Kane was assassinated and its heavily implied that khalita did it but there's an obvious cover-up and conspiracy from HHH to maintain khalitas reputation. Cody goes on a year long run fighting against jinder and khalita with HHH backing them. The commentators are clearly behind Cody but know they can't publicly speak out against HHH and the tyranny of trannydom. Cody finally wins at wrestlemania cementing that traditional gender roles wins at the end of the day in a wholesome cathartic moment

The world title belt is cursed and turns everyone evil in the end because it's made of Nazi gold.

Gimmick where the wrestler does the Mick Foley type character swap but instead of just playing different characters, he's also different race in everyone. So one week he's your all American farm boy white guy, next week he's black tribal warrior from Zimbabwe, next week he's a squint-eyed yellow asian karate master, etc. Endless replay value!

>>19092767
This is FTR

Mine is a gimmick to finally get Lyra over. She will dye her hair red because she will be working a Dr Robirbnik gimmick where she wants to turn all the joshi's into robots because she's jealous of how over they are. She will come to the ring in one of these and use this for her theme
https://youtu.be/jBS9He25v30

Bump

>>19091903 (OP)
a wrestler that is addicted to cocaine and uses it for his finisher.

>>19092832
I actually think a version of this could get over. You'd have him enter with it while it's covered by something. The act of revealing gets over and you can do the switcheroo spot where he reveals it smiling but it's actually something that humiliates him. Could also do hardcore matches where he enters with a box of different paintings and shows them off during the match before putting the opponent's head through them.

A wrestler with a giant fur dice

The gambler

>>19091903 (OP)
>Wrestler who is excellent worker
>Can cut pretty good promo
>Can win any titles except for the world champion even in indies fed
>When he tries to win a world champion, he ends up losing
>Even if he got Money in the Bank and cash in after the match, he's somehow ends up losing
>He's cursed to never win a world champion

>>19095115
What does he gamble on

A wrestler who doesn't understand social cues and is never sure if other wrestlers want to be his friends, hate him, or are hitting on him.

>>19091903 (OP)
a wrestler who dress up as a bird for no particular reason, gets zero reaction, and is required to be paired with other wrestlers who are more popular at all times in the vain hope some of their popularity will rub off.

>>19091914
Based

a wrestler who had six siblings who all died in a tragic accident when a zeppelin crashed into a zoo
to honor them he is the ultimate supporter wrestler
cashes in his MITB contract for a tag team title match so his tag team partner can finally hold a belt
sacrifices himself in the royal rumble and gets eliminated by a move that was meant for his former partner
takes part in world title tournaments only to help the face by beating the heels then forfeiting in the final round

>>19095145
he throws his matches, gets in to a feud with the bookie who he has been cleaning out

>>19095291
heel turn would go insane

>>19091951
OP asked for ridiculous, not retarded.

>>19091903 (OP)
a cripple mick who's obsessed with a rival company

A jobber that is an MMA fighter that makes promos about how MMA is superior to pro wrestling but gets buried in 2 minutes in every match.

>>19091903 (OP)
A wrestler who supports trans rights.
Its insane I know.
No one you'd think would be that retarded to do it considering retarded faggot trannies have all the rights everyone else does outside of being able to fuck kids.

>>19091903 (OP)
An alien bounty hunter who came to Earth and got amnesia after being kicked in the face by a kangaroo. Now he works as an ice cream man. Also he's got severe schizophrenia and he always pronounces the word "nice" as "ice".

>>19095474
So reverse Sakuraba

Paranoid/conspiracy theory wrestler who doesn't believe X is the champion or that Y is actually the championship belt. Refuses championship matches since they are fake and demands fights with random low-card guys who he thinks are the real champions.

>>19095521
I want this just to see what entrance music they use for it.

>>19091903 (OP)
Jobber who is actively trying to die in the ring. Botches moves on purpose, takes stuff like powerbombs and piledrivers wrong and lands right on the neck. Never gets injured in any way shape or form.

>>19091903 (OP)
Weeb wrestler with a vtuber manager that follows him around with one of those robot stands with a screen things. I think it would get over in AEW