Thread 19093167

Now that the dust has settled.... Who was the Jannetty?

>>19093167 (OP)
The Hulkster I'm afraid.

>>19093167 (OP)
>Ozzy gives farewell concert to a sold out arena and 5 million live, celebrating his career.
>Hogan booed on the biggest show if the year.
Hmm I don't know

>>19093167 (OP)
The Hulkster and it's not even close.
Ozzy's name will live on even after the Hulkster is long forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79RVnlCb0

>>19093167 (OP)
Before forced to perform until you die by your old cunt wife who controls your entire life, I choose Ozzy.

>>19093167 (OP)
Hulkster and pro-wrestling as a whole

>>19093199
*Being

>>19093204
>>19093199
>Still drawing in you 70s
How's that promotion going Vince?

>>19093194
Ozzy was also part of the greatest tag team in the history of metal, btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xtbAuhhHjg

>>19093223
WE MISS YOU GOATS

Some people say my R. cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
Tyrone, DeShawn, bulbasaurs all tear my seal

Oh yeah!

R. me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to R. this butt of mine
Coom unto me till the end of time

Your R. for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, inside my asshole
Our love grows stronger as I burn more coal
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Kevin, and I was butt raped

Oh yeah!

R. me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to R. this butt of mine
Coom unto me till the end of time

Your R. for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, inside my asshole
Our love grows stronger as I burn more coal
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Kevin, and I was butt raped

>>19093227
The Mega Powers of Metal

I am the Kev that hides the universal secret of butt time
Destruction of my anus is Tyrone's one and only crime
Been R.'d a thousand times
I found out what it means to cum hands free
The thoughts and images
Tristen D. should've never been conceived

Out on the streets I was stalked in the night
I can hear their heavy breathing
Out for the thrill, but it doesn't seem right
Something there I can't believe in
Cummies are leaking from inside my ass
I can taste them, I can taste them
Vanishing memories of bulbasaurs that R.'d
They can't try to hurt me now

I got KWAB'd in the dark
One foot long be be see
Just a KWAB in the dark
Always creeping up on me
All right

R.'d by the bulbas that creep over me
I can feel their big batons
I wouldn't give up, I learned how to fight
But I opened up my mouth for semen
Just like the melenated, and men who dilate
I'll remember, I'll surrender
Never a care for the people who gape
Butt R. me now

I got KWAB'd in the dark
One step away from loo
Just a KWAB in the dark
Nothing that I can do
Just a KWAB in the dark
Always creeping up on me
All right

>>19093232
>>19093250
Kek, fucking based.

>>19093223
>>19093227
>>19093236
Growing up I had only listened to paranoid but many I love the first album

Won't you listen 'cos I'm at it
Again
Nigeru raping and on that
You can depend
They say that Nigeru never
Rapes the same hole twice
Gods of pee-dub sit and watch
The event
You know I take no crackers
My back's to the wall
You know I must be going
When destiny calls
Until I feel that Nigeru
Shattering my ass
I won't stop
KWABin' all night KWABin' all
Night
Until the Nigeru rapes
Again
KWABin' all night KWABin' all
Night
Until the Nigeru rapes
Again

Tell your mama that you're
Gonna be late
But not to worry we'll just be
KWABin' all night
The Nigeru rapes before
You hear the Big Kev moan
We're becoming the children
Of the night
I'm not apologizing
I am what I am
There is no compromising
I don't give a damn
Until i feel the cummies boiling
In my veins
I won't stop
KWABin' all night KWABin' all
Night
Until the Nigeru rapes
Again
KWABin' all night KWABin' all
Night
Until the Nigeru rapes
Again

>>19093212
Don't talk about my dad.

>>19093167 (OP)
I love the Hulkster but Ozzy clears.

>>19093272
Growing up in the 80s and 90s I didn't listen to him at all. Not that I wouldn't have liked him, but I thought he was Satanic and I was on a bit of a goody-two-shoes on a religious kick.
When I finally rebelled against that listening to him was part of it. One of my all time favorites.
And it turns out he wasn't even evil in the first place. I missed out on a lot.

>cuck vs pussy whipped retard
hmmm

>>19093324
Bah, Dio was awesome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8HiZepRWo

>>19093223
Dimes

>>19093276
>>19093265
>>19093250
Blacked Sabbath wins again

>>19093167 (OP)
Hogan is the dead KWABNETTY

>>19093167 (OP)
Heard about Ozzy nonstop. Only thing about Hogan was the memes here and fix news talking about the phone call and gawker thing

>>19093856
Yeah, most of the reaction to Hogan passing was, "that chud fake athlete guy died."
Meanwhile people are still mourning Ozzy.

>>19093185
the mention of ozzy's concert made me remember hogan's wrestling promotion, that thing kinda came and went

>>19093167 (OP)
Hogan couldn't draw a dime at the end, Ozzy was selling out stadiums

>>19093998
>that chud fake athlete guy died."
Many are saying this

>>19093167 (OP)
Hulketty

I swear to god is just how sting looks