Thread 19097052

>RAW Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA

* Becky Lynch vs. Maxxine Dupri for the Women’s Intercontinental Champion
* Dominik Mysterio vs. Rusev for the Intercontinental Champion
* Finn Bálor and JD McDonagh vs. AJ Styles and Dragon Lee for the World Tag Team Champions
* Stephanie Vaquer vs. Roxanne Perez

>Last Week's RAW Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3roP1OHh1Kw

>The Shield titantron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxD3rpVsO9Q

monday night iyo

>>19097052 (OP)
dimes

Is rusev a tweener now due to lack of care for him?

>>19097052 (OP)
Too based for this shit ass world

>>19097089
for some reason rusev gets views on the internet but doesn't get reactions live

>>19097115
If he can keep up the promo work he'll make it

bron breakker vs la knight is your next world title feud

>>19097115
he hasn't done something memorable yet in his current run

>>19097197
hope la knight wins even though it's just a pity reign

3 title matches
I hope we get at least one switch

>>19097115
His first major singles match was against Sheamus and they had him go over dirty instead of just giving the "big returning monster" a clean win over 50 year old Sheamo.

>>19097195
If we'd ever left we would be so back right now. LFG.

I genuinely forgot Becky was woman's IC champ. Assuming she squashed Maxinne tonight.

>>19097805
I forgot they have their own ic belt now, or was an old one, who knows

>>19097805
theres like a 60% chance maxxine wins tonight

Are AJ and Dragon Lee a team or are they just pairing up for a one off? I also would like to see Maxine get strapped up. Only just looking at the card, I can see some kino happening with bobblehead and Styles in the same ring

>>19097052 (OP)
>that card

I swear to god I've already seen this episode before

The women's IC title should be on the show with the men's US and vice versa, it's monotonous having two IC and US titles on the same shows.

>>19097099
based

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

more maxxine ryona omfggg my cock can't take it

>>19099049
>ryona
tonight is becky ryona brother maxxine is going over so becky can take stephanie's belt

>>19099069
becky better screech

maxxine the cute dopey lanklet retard (compliment)

Buddy soon?

>>19098434
YEAH

Model Girl or we riot

>>19099128
Who the hell buys this shit

where are they

>>19099264
I think Nikki is supposed to pop up today.

>>19099275
Lol. Nikki's gonna make my pop up pop up today lol

so did aj lee retire again or what? wwe seem to forget that becky and aj lee had a feud

>>19099344
Aj's busy farting into becky's submissive mouth.

>>19097283
rusev just is a boring character been doing the badass monster gimmick for too long

>>19099264
>>19099344
Do people really still care about Phil's rat? It's not 2012 anymore

>>19099264
Wherever they are they should stay there
I don't even particularly dislike them but they bring nothing whatsoever to the program

>>19099264
>come back strolling in giving zero shits thinking they're gonna be the stars of the program
>take a 30 seconds look at the current top of the women's card
>botch
>decide to stay home
It's all for the best

HOLY SHIT

I'm getting new neighbors bros, i don't want to know any more people D:

>>19099642
Just pretend you're not home if they come introduce themselves, works every time

>>19099642
Leave a bag of shit on their doorstep and get them to leave.

The cool thing to do would be for them to put the belt on Bron. But since WWE is not cool and ice cold at the moment, they will book him starring at the belt for 6 months like Orton has done with Cody

>>19099642
maybe it's me!
I'm moving cause my mom is a fucking retard and jumped too quickly into a serious relationship and spent a fuck load of money on a guest house for me to live in and now 10 months later is breaking up with her partner so we have to leave
she threw out all our furniture and our big screen TV because there was no room in the new house and now we have nothing
literal KWABOTY shit

>>19099959
skip having bron with the WHC and just book him to win the rumble or the chamber and squash drew

>>19099437
Nikki at 41 is hotter than 90% of the roster, and like it or not, it's important for wrestling.

>>19099927
I've literally been doing that for the last few hours haha, I'm just hungover tho so my anxiety is spiked and I can't with people atm, otherwise I look forward to meeting them and being a good neighbor. Was just being negative
>>19099940
I will not do this I will tend to my lawn and be cordial
>>19099967
I hope you and your mom can get along, no one likes to see you guys fight. Seriously, that sucks and she sounds like she got unhinged from that breakup. I've been there. If it is you guys I want you to know you can hang by the fire pit and come over for PPVs or if you ever need ketchup or sugar. I'm doing a lot of renovations right now but I hope you know the place is gonna look really nice soon and I'll decorate for Christmas unless the lights would bother your crazy mom.

>>19099437
AJ should stay gone but big match nicole should come back

>>19100064
meh. I don't have the specacular botch webm against Becky on hand but is this shit really necessary just to see a somewhat hot woman
And it's not just the botch too, she's subpar in the ring in general
same wit the embarassing flailing around and cooperative spots AJ Lee did in the mixed tag match, do we really need this silly shit?
I think these are two good examples of the self-indugling "lazy returns and moments" philosophy that has made this year so underwhelming booking-wise
moving away from this shit is 100% a good move, there are enough women that are both hot and can offer something in the ring to waste time with this kind of superficial shit that doesn't seem to move any needle anyway

Local liquor store had a great with for twelve packs so I bought 3. Enough for three weeks of WWE

It's funny how little buzz Jasethy's injury and possible title vacancy has

Is it normal time tonight?

Wait, AJ Lee retired again? Lol
>>19100549
Yes 8pm EST

Erm

>>19100568
Thanks!

You ready for Halloween /pw/?

>>19100223
that was becky’s fault

>>19100563
Mother Izzy does not approve of lesbians

>>19097052 (OP)
These fuckers are still on WWE Main Event

>>19100543
has this whole year been shit because of seth being the focus? feel like all of his feuds this year failed

>>19100781
...and they lost

Reminder by any means, to become #1 contender at the very least is a sneaky roll up, maybe also hire AJ Lee to do a run in masked up.

>>19097195
>>19100427
>yfw you walk into the make up room with suitcase in hand

>>19100865
Yes. Every time Seethe Tarpins is on top he bombs.

Gonna be a great show tonight, I can feel it in my bones

You niggas watching Game 7 tonight too?

what are we eating bros? I’m gonna make some pasta with parmigiana

>>19100543
Because it's the second time it happens this year. When they faked his knee injury there was a lot of buzz. It would be extremely ironic if this time is for real and nobody is believing it.

>>19097834
>Are AJ and Dragon Lee a team or
We'll be seeing after this week if they are still a team.

>>19100618
I'd buy this if I didn't have to explain to people that it's not a golliwog.

Will Raw be at the normal time today?

>>19100924
Making Speckled Trout with Meunière sauce.
>>19100968
Yep, back to normal time

Is Maika ready for WWE?

>>19100924
I made roast beef last night, so this morning I baked some kimmelweck rolls for beef on weck sandwiches.

>>19100987
Thanks lad

I will watch for the Culo Cup

Corey Hayes alluded to a battle royale

It’s a chilly Autumn night here in Michigan, the air smells of fireplaces, 20 bings ‘til Loins football and I have no clue what’s gonna happen tonight on RAW. Comfy cozy my brothers.

buddybros....

>>19101217
Jesus Christ Brazil. What did that man do to you.

>>19101232
Brazil is the world's capital of shemales

>>19100871
Was Ivy there?

>>19101245
Not Thailand?

>>19101174
Finally having days that top out in the mid 80's but I could use a little wind. Should be here in the next week or two and then I can finally enjoy a cigar in peace.

>>19101270
>months of 90-100 degree weather
>next two days is 85
>dropping to74-68 soon
:)

Is the show about to start?

>>19101288
in an hour

this starts in a hour?

How many bongs

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

oh boy more womeme wrestling tonight

so becky loses her title tonight too

>>19101270
>>19101284
Was gorgeous here today, low 50s this morning prob topped out around 75, blue sky to forever. Fug I love when Fall hits

>>19101319
>Women shouldn't be allowed
FTFY

So 3 title matches tonight and surely one of them has to change

San Diego PLE is a month and a half away while their going to run a big story in Dom vs Cena

No way they actually make Becky lose her belt to fucking Maxxine Duprie

Finn bros…

>>19101360
Penta interferes to cost Rusev leading to a triple threat where Dom retains

Becky isn't dropping two to Maxxine

It's over JDbros. Both of their tag title reigns have been fucking busts though so maybe AJ Lee will actually defend them.

>Women should
FTFY

Nikki Bella and Steph teaming up tonight

October 20 episode of WWE RAW will now feature a battle royal in response to Rollins’ shoulder injury, which has sidelined the World Heavyweight Champion and called off the originally planned title defense against CM Punk.

Brock is gonna be the new leader of the Vision, and it's gonna be Brock vs Bron at Mania.

>>19101387
Plan B(rock)

>>19101387
that doesn't make sense

the numbers for that aew show must be been quite grim because their discord is having a mega melty

>pierce giving an update on rollins
I wonder if they're actually going to have him drop the belt or if it's going to be his leg thin in 2024 all over again where he get shoot injured but they break kayfabe and let him keep the belt despite not being able to defend it.

Sorry guys I'll probably be watching the Mariners game

>>19101387
Brock isn't a leader he is the brute

>>19097052 (OP)
Ready for Monday Night Rox!

>>19101454
Paul as the brains and Brock as the muscle works as a leadership combo

Punk and AJ live sex celebration booked for tonight

>>19101477
nobody wants to see two elderly people fuck anon

>>19101387
>Brock is gonna be the new leader of the Vision
Nah, you need someone with Brains to lead the Vision

>>19101477
He's married bitch

FUCK
just got raped

>>19101477
So that's what this was about?

>>19101512
So? Think that makes you special? Take a shower and suck it up like the rest of us.

was going to help a guy but he was wearing a women's wrestling shirt, he was over 400 pounds for sure and smelled like rancid onions so i just walked away

jesus fuck I'm so excited

>>19101530
Yeah he was wearing an iyo shirt and smelled bad.

when we getting this feud

>>19101530
What kind of help did he need? Hotdog withdrawal?

>>19097052 (OP)
>Stephanie Vaquer vs. Roxanne Perez
Sexo

>>19101534
For what?

>>19101545
God damn. Australia Japan and America. And then iyo goes back to Japan too. Phew.
Also Ivy is delicious wtf.

>>19101559
The stacked card tonight on the wrestling show this thread is about

>>19101564
Shouldn't they be aligned?

>>19101564
even with a new gimmick they look like jobbers KEK

>>19101564
Who's working face in this match?

>>19101580
Not in today's climate I'm afraid

>>19101564
For fucks sake why can't they just use the Creeds on TV while Gable is out? This is ridiculous now its been months of them doing Main Event

>>19101576
I didn't ask you, cockbreath.

>>19101477
yeah AJ styles maybe

FUCK
just joined the kukluxklan

>rhea injured
>seth injured

>>19101607
dimes incoming

I've been falling out of wrestling the past few weeks

it's just been boring to me :I

hopefully this week changes that!

>>19101607
half the roster is injured and they work less now

what is gpt-san going to cook tonight

>>19101576
Faggot womeme fan

i should clean my room

>>19101607
Brother Rhea has a broken nose. She’s just gonna wear a mask again.

Cracks

>>19101621
these new guys dont fucking know how to work safe

>>19101607
>rhea injured at some jap house show
fuck this shitty company

>>19101174
FUCK MICHIGAN BITCH
OHIO
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H
I
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>>19101621
Because their bodies can't get conditioned to the bumps now like it did when they'd wrestle multiple days a week

>>19101630
>put 5 things away during every commercial
>put 0.1 things away every time they YEET
>put 1 thing away after every badly pronounced word from stephanie

think they gonna put the WHC on Bron at Mania or they gonna pull trigger at Elimination Chamber?

Starting

>>19101658
SNME

>>19101634
>talks with AEW
How broke is this retard?

>>19101634
>russo says
so it's nothing

>>19101619
I checked out once they forced ESPN on us

is sacramento a nice city?

Joe Tess

hehe sack town

glad to see signs are making a comeback

>>19101658
i could literally care less what happens with bron, once oba gets on raw he's gonna overshadow him

>>19101454
Wrestling is fake and kayfabe is dead, brock is whatever they present him as
some weeks people come out as heels then come back as faces then heels like pretty deadly

>>19101675
Has a nice airport

First for Raquel Rodriguez, all pajeet horny posting will be ignored

i liked the previous wwe intro better

Pls no more womeme

>sold 3k less tickets than the last time they were here
Grimmy grim

>>19101689
Trumponomics.

HOLY SHIT BRON BREAKKER AND BRONSON REED TURNED ON SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS

>>19101681
He says while simping

seth gets injured every time he has the title

I'm surprised how hard Bron Steiner spared Seth given his injury

Seth is kill

Lilian?

GIGA POP FOR PEARS

>>19101705
theres no injury

Lilian!

>>19101705
im indifferent towards Seth but i appreicate him willing to put Bron over that hard

>Lillian
We won
Still sad we have more womeme matches to sit through

Hell yeah Pearce, bringing a little Vince out

>>19101705
This dude looks like a fish

BAU BAU BAU BAU

I dress like Bron all the time feels badass

Can someone tell me why Bronson Reed would accept being a lackey behind Bron?

That belt looks so fucking good on Bron let's fuckimg go

lol we were supposed to think that was seth but you could see him the whole time

>>19101705
It was from Cody

>>19101705
this dude is legit ugly asf and always over acts in the ring to a cringy degree

BAU BAU MOTHERFUCKER

they should do a tourney

>tribal thief
Dimes shirt

Bron looks like a chode with two fat testicles on either side of him, they should call their team Cock N Balls.

Give Sneed the IC belt too

I'm with the Bros

I'M READYTASNORE
THIS THE STORY OF A NIGGA WHO GOT NUN TO LOSE

>>19101744
have them grab all the gold on RAW

how many times will Lillian botch tonight?

>>19101742
so this is the guy who tried to kill tony khan with monitors huh

Bronson Breed

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU
Why is he still going by The Oracle?

>>19101748
Who cares? She’s hot

This is gonna be a crazy segment

GIBBS!

Who thinks Bron is ready for the title?

>>19101634
the way people treat meltzer’s scoops is actually how people should take anything russo says

seths evil why should i feel bad

>>19101762
not yet, he need more beef with other guys

this title's lineage is fucked beyond repair

Wish we had a heel gm. they would award the title to bron

>heels betray heel
>im suppose to feel bad for the heel

>Adam Pearce mogging Bron
Lol

KEK KWABBINS

>>19101762
Yeah

Seffbros...

>that mom in the halter top in pink
Well, I'm not paying attention to what is in ring tonight.

How are you gonna be shorter than Paul Heyman and think you can big league anyone? Who the fuck is this geek kidding?

i want AJ to win it

it will be punk vs la knight

brons are too short

BABABABABASED

SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN ON SNME

That title is fucking cursed

Fuck yeah

>>19101777
I wish she was my mom hubba hubba

>>19101777
mother wayne looks like THAT?

>>19101777
Fuck off simp

IM LOOOOOVIN PEARCE BRINGING OUT HIS INNER VINCE

>>19097052 (OP)
seff was shoot injured and took a spear and a tsunami? KWAB

>>19101762
he needs some more feuds lined up so not yet

All that build for Seth & the Vision just for him to do a stupid spot and bust his shoulder.

>>19101778
Height doesnt matter when one guy is an athlete and one is a suit

Are these two geeks that bad on the mic that Pearce had to speak for a majority of this segment?

no NO DON'T LET HIM TALK

WOOOOOOOOOO HISTORIC RAW TONIGHT BABY

>>19101777
HOOOOOOOOLY FINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA

>>19101784
Only a holy LA KNIGHT can destroy the curse

Kayfabe-wise shouldn’t Punk be awarded the title?

>>19101783
Goldberg retired at the last one

Seth is injured again???? What???? For fucks sake that guy is made of glass

>>19101788
>simp
That's not what simping is, slapnuts!

>>19101801
For what?

what is the crowd chanting?

"What if I don't" this nigga is such a goofball

>>19101793
Cope, midget.

>>19101801
No. It would be an interim title that he'd still have to fight for.

>>19101809
Cm punk

CM PUNK
THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT

>>19101808
he was #1 contender

>THIS IS AWKWARD
kek

bron is making scrap daddy his bitch lmao

>Ask nicely
This episode already rules

>What's the magic word?
lol

>>19101814
before that, it was “this is [two syllables]” but i don’t think it was “awesome”

lol brons normal voice is dimeless

I hope he decks Pearce

luv sneed

The smug in Bronson

>now blow me, Adam!
Jesus, Bron.

>>19101819
They said take it off him

kek even Heymans groaning

Jesus fucking Christ don't ever let Bron near the mic again

why is there one guy here melting down over bron

>>19101828
awkward

is the BR tonight?
had to step away for a minute

Pearce is more intimidating than Bron, especially during the backstage chimpouts

wtf nigga you got a wife maybe a kid
how you gone tell another grown man please

>he actually gave it back
wtf? back in the day he would refuse and would carry it around until the ppv

>>19101842
Yes

holy shit heyman is shooting

>unreal
Stop reminding me of that slop

>Bron
>Knight
>Punk
>Jey
Who's it gonna be

why is heyman cutting this promo
oh my fucking god bro he’s so WASHED

>>19101828
it was TAKE HIS TITLE

>>19101844
Why would Pierce just tell him he's not in the BR?

Adam Pierce is a huge pussy.
Should have banned Bron from the battle royale right from the get go.

>>19101840
There is always one guy melting down about everything.

>>19101844
Pearce was champion in IWG

brons are so cringe KWAB nxt only works on inring not the actual part that matters

>>19101840
Bron stole his GF

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING WORKED SHOOT BULLSHIT

Why are they burying Bronson Reed ?

Break the 4th wall downnnn

ok, keep killing kayfabe, ugh.

Heyman is such a riot man

>The Vision has nothing to do with Seth Rollins
We've always been at war with Eastasia

>>19101844
pearce was big tunes billy’s guy for a reason

Word on the street is La Knight is getting the title

heyman bron or bronson werent even IN the mania match

Bronson winning the battle royal would be a cool twist

>Now say the n word Adam

Wow

>>19101855
The Vision would only be banned from competing for the title in a world that makes sense.
WWE storylines are literally for children.

And you goofs thought AI writers were a bad idea

>>19101852
Let Bron have it for awhile. Punk can't win til Mania, nobody wants Jey again and Knight would be a joke.

Kek

KEK WHAT A BUM SHOULDER BITCH

VISION OVER BLOODLINE

V O B NIGGA

this heyman promo really dimeless

BUM SHOULDER BITCH

>>19101881
grok is genuinely better at this shit than HHH

KWABSB

>how to deliver on hyped up raw
>let heyman shoot
lmao thats how you know they’re desperate

>>19101882
I prefer LA Knight until WrestleMania

THEY HAD THE NEED
THE NEED TO SNEED

Zero reason for this promo, segment should have ended after Pearce left. Time filling nonsense

Just going to say the obvious
Bron is such a manlet
If he’s the future
The future’s cooked
Gotta be 6 plus to be a face of the company and the era
Seth dresses like a faggot, but at least he isn’t a king of the manlets

Just let bron cut the promo. You cant protect these guys forever

BUMSHOULDERBITCHBROS

>>19101891
What should he be saying, anon?

>>19101895
Paul is being held hostage like the Solo situation

Give the title to Knight

>>19101882
LA Knight would skyrocket ratings to 5M+.

>>19101904
>>19101904
>>19101904

>>19101893
Grok is better in all, human

>>19101899
i agree. wrestling is cooked, not a single star in any promotion

OTIS

They should have just let Bron keep the title as a usurper/unofficial champion.

>>19101875
>>19101875
>>19101875
>>19101875
>>19101875
New

>>19101916
Don’t sleep on based Dirty Dom

Bron such an auraless faggot. Paul you cant sell this guy as some monster heel type of guy when he isnt a monster like Lesnar or charisma magnet like his other guys.

NO THEY DON'T WANT BLACKS
NO THEY DON'T WANT NONE

Take my bitch Dom